Describe yourself, MSPA style!

[DizzzyZebra]

==> Get on with it and post already.

You are known as DIZZYZEBRA, but that is of course not your NAME. You are RELUCTANT to divulge any serious REVELATIONS about your IDENTITY as you WRITE much better than you SPEAK, therefore your TALKING COUNTERPART is rather AWKWARD and dips into UNCANNY VALLEY. Your interests include DIGITAL ART and INTERNET CULTURE, even though you are irked by BOTH. You also like READING and watching CARTOONS. You listen to many different types of MUSIC, and are active in the VOCALOID fandom, even though it may be the most BUGGERING fandom of them ALL.

You have a tendency to THINK ALOT, and more than often DAYDREAM, which you prefer to the aforementioned difficulty of CONVERSING with your fellow HUMANS. You find RELIGION very INTERESTING and like to SPECULATE about SILLY SITUATIONS gods may get into due to their UNIQUE CIRCUMSTANCES. You are quite LIGHT-HEARTED if a little NIHILISTIC. You worry a lot about what people THINK OF YOU, but judge OTHER PEOPLE just as MUCH. You still try to TAKE NOTE of new IDEAS and keep an OPEN MIND, but stick to a few IDEALS.

Oh, and you like cute owls.

[4thmoonNeko]

Your name is April.You are 15.5 years old. Your first and middle names put together remind people of some delightful smelling perfume of some sort much like your personality is towards the ones your really close to.You are a Sagittarius who sometimes acts like a Leo in some places in your personality.You like cats,sleeping, and your current significant others belly. You sometimes get the occasional group of perverts on your tail but you manage to scare them off with your metaphorical flamethrower that sometimes you wished was a literal flame thrower.You are best at being an April and doing Aprily things.Rock On girl!

[KawaiiCupcakez]

Your name is TYCHICA. You are NINETEEN years old.
About your name, you tend to get upset when people pronounce wrong because you have to inform them how to say it correctly.
You enjoy BEING ON YOUR COMPUTER, DRAWING, READING HOMESTUCK, WATCHING ANIME, and SHIPPING.
You are a Virgo with your own style that you follow by and others like to think your style is not equal to your age, but you could careless because you are a child at heart.
You seem to be a bit shy around people and you don't talk much.
SWEETS AND DESSERTS are your true redrom passion, especially CUPCAKES; you wish you could eat them all, but you have to keep your figure...

[Lyricmonster]

Your name is LYRICMONSTER and you are SIXTEEN YEARS OLD.
You also have a wide variety of interests. You enjoy DRAWING a lot of FANART. You love FANTASY CREATURES such as DRAGONS. You tend to spend a lot of time CHATTING ON THE COMPUTER WITH FRIENDS. You have TOURETTES SYNDROME and are indeed a HOMOSEXUAL. Your disability causes people to think you are VERY CUTE, ADORABLE, AND PRECIOUS. You sometimes feel like a PIMP because all the ladies wish to date you. You've spent most of your life playing a variety of RPG VIDEO GAMES. Currently you are obsessed with this comic called HOMESTUCK. It takes up most of your time.

[poplopo]

Your disability causes people to think you are VERY CUTE, ADORABLE, AND PRECIOUS.

If this is the case, I'm curious as to how it manifests? If you don't mind sharing.

[Varkarrus]

<baselessguess> it causes her to spew out compliments on peoples' looks </baselessguess>

[BrailleOperatic]

Your name is BRAILLE and your eyesight is perfectly fine. You suffer from absurd delusions of MULTITALENT, thinking you have some kind of skill in THEATRE, WRITING, GAME DESIGN, and FOOD CHEFERY. This probably stems for your lack of attachment to reality, as evidenced by your strange fixation with MEDIEVAL WEAPONRY. Your room is littered with NOTES you've taken on the myriad of projects you've tried to work on but subsequently FAILED TO FOLLOW THROUGH ON. You own a small collection of SWORDS that you TREAT LIKE HUMAN BEINGS. In fact you have a strange habit of treating EVERYTHING in that manner, and some have fielded legitimate concerns as to your mental faculties. However, you just wish your alarm clock would stop saying such hurtful things behind your back.

[poplopo]

I think this format should be a requirement on the Introductions thread. It makes people sound so much more interesting.

[Lann]

Your name is GABRIELA but no one really calls you that unless they're mad at you. You're mostly known as LANN. You recently turned TWENTY years of age, but you look like you're FOURTEEN. You have this weird obsession with SHIPPING LESBIANS in every work of fiction you see, maybe because you're one YOURSELF. You really love DRAWING but you recognize you SUCK AT IT, and knows you couldn't draw a straight line to save your life. There is a BASS somewhere in your room, but you never learned how to play it because you're LAZY. You love VIDEO GAMES but you suck at them too. You actually suck at everything, because of your tendency to NEVER REALLY FINISH THINGS YOU STARTED.

[poplopo]

You have this weird obsession with SHIPPING LESBIANS in every work of fiction you see

A gal after my own heart

[aggressiveTurtle]

Your name is SAM and you are TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT, you know, WEBCOMICS and VIDEOGAMES and WEBCOMICS ABOUT VIDEOGAMES, at least that's what your COLLEAGUES and PARENTS say; nevertheless, you LOVE them and have even gone so far as to incorporate them into your MASTER'S THESIS. This is how you justify all the RESEARCH you spend your time doing on a daily basis-- you are currently investigating THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: SKYWARD SWORD, and the findings are quite promising.

You somehow find time in your busy Acamedian schedule to pursue a variety of INTERESTS, including GARDENING and COOKING. Your TOMATOES and PEPPERS are looking MIGHTY FINE this season, yes siree. Did I mention you're from THE SOUTH? Yes, THAT SOUTH. You are embarassed to admit this to some and generally manage to mask your SOUTHERN ACCENT, but on a balmy midsummer's eve you'll bust out the ol' DIXIE HARP an' let 'er sang, sho NUF!

Ahem. You're also a SCORPIO, as if that mattered whatsoever, being born on NOVEMBER 11th.

[oshawott]

Your name is... A SECRET. You appear to be a Kajiit; a feline race you often fan fic about. You enjoy cats, ever so you have gathared all alley cats to form a gang with and crush your enemies. You often lie also.

[TrilbyWill]

Your name is WILL. You are SIXTEEN YEARS OLD. You have various INTEREST AND HOBBIES, including READING INTERNET BASED COMICS. Your current favourites are HOMESTUCK, QUESTIONABLE CONTENT and MISFILE. You are also a fan of VIDEO GAMES and VIDEO GAME RELATED CONTENT CREATORS, for example THE YOGSCAST and TOTALBISCUIT. You enjoy ROLEPLAYING GAMES such as SKYRIM. You also enjoy the THIEF games and TEAM FORTRESS 2. Another of your interests is ARCHITECTURE. You are going to college to study this.
You are FAIRLY LAZY and... CANNOT BE BOTHERED WRITING MUCH MORE.

[CookieEater]

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Wait, wrong picture! That's the fanart you drew of KOHN GERBERT, a character in a webcomic called STUCKHOME by JAMES HUSSIE!

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THATS BETTER YOU CAM WHORE

Your name is GOOGLEFARTASS, though you have been nicknamed by your PEERS SLEEPY and WEENIE. Most likely because of the fact that you fall asleep in pretty much every class, and the second because of the fandom you started among your group of friends about HOTDOGS. You have an undying hatred of FURRIES, YAOI, WEABOOS, SELF INSERTS, and OCS. You can't cook for shit. You believe that every piece of art you make on your COMPUTER is a complete piece of SHIT. You are particularly fond of GYMNASTICS though you dropped out after six months due to your FATHER being a "COMPLETE BITCH" as you would say. You always have your bangs covering your forehead, or down to your eyes if you forget to cute them. Your PEERS mock you because of this. Your favorite color is GREEN and GREY and you love sweets and junkfood. You have a million BOOKS in your room in which you've read. These BOOKS usually consist of fantasy/fictional stuff that would never happen ever. You make fun of HAWT YAOIZ, RACIAL SLURS SUCH AS PURPLE DRANK, and KAWAII DESUS and HOMESTUCK. Your fandoms consist of many things such as AVATAR:THE LEGEND OF KORRA and THE LAST AIRBENDER, HOMOSUCK- I MEAN HOMESTUCK, GUNNERKRIGG COURT, and many more. You are particularly fond of GHOSTS, CREEPYPASTAS, SLENDERMEN, and BEKS (Black Eyed Kids) You ABSOLUTELY HATE COUNTRY and mainstream RAP artists and songs such as NICKI MINAJ, LIL WAYNE, and JUSTIN BIEBER. You have three DOGS, one HAMSTER, and 27 FISH. You patron troll is TAVROS making you a TAURUS, though you wish it was NEPETA since she is your all time favorite troll and you look like her anyway. You live in TEXAS and have to deal with UNDYING HEAT everyday. Your favorite class is GYM and READING and you CUSS a lot, though never around most of your FAMILY. Your ATTIRE usually consist of a simple SHORTS and TSHIRT and you absolutely hate SKIRTS and DRESSES. One of your favorite WEBSITES is ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA. You HATE OHINTERNET. You have green EYES, DYED HAIR that is now a brown in places and RED in others and are SHORT AS HELL.

Your handle is anonymousFaggot and you talk with no fucking quirk dumbshit. I don't have the time to type in fancy numerals and replace letters with greek shits like some stupid ass OC. You tend to spam and troll people with your pesterchum, and sometimes RAISE ALL CAPS LIKE AN COMPLETE IDIOT BECAUSE IT OBVIOUSLY MEANS YOUR SCREAMING

[nihilisticSufferer]

Your name is SOPHIA but you prefer to call yourself EXILE. Let's face it, SOPHIA sounds dumb. You are 16 and fucking golly do you love COMPUTERS and HOMESTUCK! PEOPLE think that you are OVERLY ATTACHED to TECHNOLOGY, but they're wrong. Also, you're into LITERATURE and your hobbies include SKETCHING HORRIBLE SHIT, MUSIC, SURFING THE NET and spreading the GLORY of ATHEISM. Because you are an ATHEIST after all. Don't forget the MOVIES! You are fond of APOCALYPTIC/POST-APOCALYPTIC THEMED MOVIES or anything with ZOMBIES. Well, you pretty much watch EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T CRAPPY.

You used to have a HUGE COLLECTION OF GAS MASKS and METAL DISCOGRAPHIES but everything changed when the fire nation attacked. ...Meh.

You consider yourself to be a PUBLIC DANGER when it comes to FIRE or INTERACTION WITH STUPID PEOPLE.


Your chumhandle is golgothasTorment and you tend to Pretty Much Type Like Your 2nd Favourite Troll, Kanaya, Although Your Grammar Is PURE SHIT Due To The Fact That You Suck At Speaking English. Plus, You Curse. A FUCKING LOT.

[CookieEater]

YAY FOR CURSING.

[nihilisticSufferer]

hurr durr yes!

[MageOfDoom]

==> Be that guy.

Your name is BRIAN, you have a varied amount of interest, such as playing VIDEO GAMES on your XBOX, COMPUTER or REALLY OLD ONES on a NINTENDO 64 or NINTENDO GAMECUBE, BROWSING THE INTERNET, and reading WEBCOMICS that you and countless others find to be awesome. You also enjoy watching PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING, even though the couple of REAL LIFE FRIENDS that you have seem to laugh at you for it. You also CURSE a lot, making up random CURSE WORDS when the time arises. You have a PEANUT ALLERGY, and you are somewhat INTELLIGENT, although you are an UNDERACHIEVER. Your chumhandle is orangeCrowbar and you tend to-speak-in-a-quick-manner

[Xario1]

Your name is ELIJAH. You have a fascination for KNOWLEDGE and LEARNING. You absolutely LOVE CATS, and while you also love VIDEO GAMES, you spend most of your free time DESIGNING and BUILDING MODELS out of your favorite building block, LEGOS. The reason you choose to do this is becuase you feel it is a more productive use of your time than playing video games, since your SCHOOLWORK and your EXTREMELY LAME OCCUPATION take up most of your time. You also live with your DAD, who is very generous in letting you live with him, even though he doesn't have to. Since you try to make the most of your time, you often NEGLECT your CHORES and your room is often messy and gets cleaned about only once a month, mostly becuase it is so small, but partially becuase you are LAZY when it comes to organizing all of your Legos.

[Jaspers]

Your name is FINLEY though you commonly go by the nickname GORMY. You are 15 and go to a SCHOOL. You enjoy playing VIDEO GAMES THAT OTHERS THINK YOU ARE TOO OLD TO PLAY and your hobbies include PLAYING THE OCARINA, DRAWING BADLY, and SLEEPING. You spend almost all of your time SURFING THE INTERNET nowadays. You play a website called NEOPETS. You HIGHLY DISLIKE people who think it's for kids. You blog about it too. Anyway, also own a SPECIAL ANNIVERSARY EDITION of Skyward Sword, which you don't play often due to your WII HARDLY EVER LOADING DISCS. Also, you tend to be socially awkward until SUDDENLY SOMETHING ACTIVATES YOUR HAPPINESS AND YOU DON'T STOP. Sometimes you wish that you could just STICK TO THE PROGRAM and FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED. You consider yourself to be a LONER INTROVERT kind of boy.

You DON'T HAVE A PERSONAL CHUMHANDLE and you enjoy ROLEPLAYING, and change emotions very often through WHICH IS SO COOL but also it's not too interesting. You also act overly self-concious.

[quantumUndertaker]

Your name is ASH. You are 19 and are the LAZIEST excuse for a HUMAN BEING ever. You enjoy playing VIDEO GAMES occasionally. You also enjoy DRAWING which basically RUNS YOUR LIFE. You honestly have no idea how you can spend almost 24 HOURS DOING NOTHING BUT DRAWING. Sometimes you like to enjoy a nice CAFFEINATED BEVERAGE. Wait, that's a lie. ALL YOU DRINK IS CAFFEINE. Some say you might be ADDICTED to it. You also have the WEIRDEST ACCENT IN EXISTENCE because you grew up BILINGUAL. You have ADHD which makes you PACE around your basement several times throughout the day and night. READING is one of your FAVORITE things to do to escape the real world. Even though you are FEMALE you are vastly seen as MALE among your friends.

Your personal Chumhandle is quantumUndertaker and you speak in a "really stupid and obnoxcius *obnoxious way WOW"

[cupcakeTrumpeteer]

Your name is HEATHER. Today is NOT your 13th birthday, nor has it been for nearly a decade. You have a variety of INTERESTS, which are constantly in flux. Some that have withstood the tests of time are MUSIC, POLITICS (which you prefer not to talk about on this board, for obvious reasons), and THE INTERNET. You also like to draw fanart sometimes but not only are you NOT VERY GOOD AT IT, your scanner's sudden failure to function properly has put the kibosh on any projects you may have wanted to work on. You are currently a FILE CLERK getting paid a MEAGER SALARY, and currently you have NO IDEA WHAT YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOURSELF. You also like to play games sometimes.

Your USERNAME is cupcakeTrumpeteer, and you talk pretty normally when you aren't being the snarky bitch. And even when you are being the snarky bitch.

[DiplomatZergling]

Your name is Spencer, you get kind of irritated when people try to shorten it. you are 16 and are currently going to a highly advanced school where you built robots as a freshman. your patron troll is Vriska despite you being the exact opposite of her. you enjoy playing video games way too much. You also enjoy shooting your rifle, you almost never miss. you used to enjoy drawing until you severely damaged your thumb. you are ridiculously nice to everybody until they manage to anger you, which is almost impossible to do. you are highly addicted to caffeine, if you don't get coffee you have headaches that make you unable to focus. you have been known to lose your temper making you destroy everything in sight and it makes you almost immune to pain. that hasn't happened in years though. you tend to sleep for 12 hours straight which really annoys your brothers. recently you have been unable to get much sleep which makes you fall down the stairs more often.

What will you do?

Ignore the headaches and stay on the computer.

[Zagazo]

Your online tag is usually ZAGAZO. You are 16 YEARS OLD and today is UNLIKELY TO BE YOUR BIRTHDAY. You are an AQUARIUS and you revel in it. You adore ART of all kinds and try to CREATE THINGS in all available mediums. ANIMATED SHOWS and SUPER HERO MOVIES are your favorite things to watch, you can't stand STUFFY TEENAGE DRAMA SERIES. You aspire to become an ANIMATOR, but you lack the DRIVE and TALENT. However you enjoy CROSS-COUNTRY very much and are rather good at it. Your room is UNUSUALLY CLEAN, you hate holding onto OLD THINGS and are constantly cleaning drawers or shelves out and reorganizing them. You have a strange habit of rearranging your FURNITURE when you get bored. Which tends to be in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.

You don't have a chumHandle, unfortunately.

[CancerliciousLuna]

YOUR NAME is PRINCESS LUNA or just LUNA (because that is mainly what you prefer) and you are a CANCER which is in FANCY terms that YOU are BORN in JULY. The RUBY is your BIRTHSTONE. Your BEST FRIEND TROLLS are KARKAT VANTAS, SOLLUX CAPTOR, NEPETA LEIJON, and ERIDIAN AMPORA. You enjoy TROLLING and organizing your SHIPPING QUADRANTS. Sometimes you can seem to have mind of a 5 year old. Your mortal ENEMY is none other than BUCKETS and PRINCESS CELESTIA. You fill your hive with colorful creations of FLUBBING PAINTINGS. You sometimes can't control your FLUBBINGNESS, so you start consulting NIGEL THORNBERRY for advice. Your personal OP's are YOU and KARKAT VANTAS and YOU and SOLLUX CAPTOR. Your Favorite OTP is KARKAT VANTAS and NEPETA LEIJON. Speaking of NEPETA LEIJON, she is your ALTER EGO. You never think about EQUIUS so he was never in your QUADRANTS. The pigment you admire the most is PURPLE which would make scence because you are a PURPLE BLOODED troll. You don't know it yet, but you are the ROUGE of HEART. You have just recently celebrated your WRIGGLING DAY on JULY 20TH. YOUR NIGHT in SHINING ARMOUR is LOUIS TOMLISON. Soon you will enter an EPIC GAME that you will be involved in EPIC BATTLES.

What will you do?