Describe yourself, MSPA style!

[mageofhope178]

Your name is PATRICK. Well, kinda. You go by the name of "Patar". You are 13 years old, and Dammit you love hockey! Youre very smart, but hate showing it. You know this one guy who you could call a MAGE. But thats irrelevant. You take pride in being a GEMENI, and show it as much as possible. Your hobbies consist of using your computer, being on forums, and most of all playing hockey. You can;t get enough of that sport, and HOPE to one day become a pro. Youre partially bilingual, speaking english and broken french, and have random FORGETFULLNESS at the worst times. You have an attention span of approximately 4.3 second, so you cant focus on anything.
You used to have PESTERCHUM a while ago, but it messed up your computer, so you disinstalled it. You can't remember what you CHUMHANDLE was. The only things that ring a bell are [PC]

[awkwardMastermind]

your name is ANNA. you are approximately 15 EARTH YEARS old. you have a variety of interests such as DRAWING and COOKING. you rather enjoy MUSIC and spending countless hours on the INTERNET. You spend some of your FREE TIME texting the few friends that you have acquired. you aren't one for very SOCIAL situations, so you spend most of your boring life in your bedroom. what will you do? (aha this was quite easy, considering i just did this for my "ABOUT ME" on my profile)

[violinRose]

Your name is GABRIELLE, often shortened to GABBI. You hate when people SPELL IT WITH A "Y". Today is not your BIRTHDAY, but you will turn 17 in 2 MONTHS. You were born a MUSICIAN and you will die a MUSICIAN, dammit. Your principal instrument is VIOLIN, but you also play MANDOLIN, PENNY WHISTLE, PIANO, VIOLA, and CELLO. You pay a steep price for your long practice hours - CHRONIC TENDONITIS IN BOTH WRISTS. You love all kinds of MUSIC and enjoy PUTTING EVERY ABSURD MUSICAL IDEA YOU'VE EVER HAD INTO ACTION. Your current OUTRAGEOUS MUSICAL CONCOCTIONS are ORCHESTRAL METAL and MANDOLIN DUBSTEP. While MUSIC is the very key to life itself, you do have OTHER INTERESTS. Your OTHER INTERESTS include STAGECRAFT, ANIME, HOMESTUCK, STAR TREK, DnD, and MY LITTLE PONY.

You are queerer than a SPARKLY PINK UNICORN PRANCING MERRILY OVER A RAINBOW and you DON'T GIVE A SHIT who knows. You drink an unholy amount of TEA. You try to stop, but ADDICTION is a powerful thing. You are about to graduate from HIGH SCHOOL and you can't wait to GET THE EVER LIVING FUCK OUT OF THERE. You'll miss the ORCHESTRA, though. Your school has a BEASTLY ARTS PROGRAM and, considering your musical obsession, you're PLEASED WITH YOUR PARENTS' CHOICE OF SCHOOL DISTRICT. You're an INSOMNIAC with OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE TENDENCIES, and some would call you MENTALLY UNSTABLE. Some would probably be correct in assuming so. You are wearing your favorite CARGO PANTS, a FLANNEL SHIRT, and your TRUSTY WRIST SUPPORTS. You walk with an OLD, UNSPEAKABLY SHITTY CANE that your FATHER lent you.

If you download pesterChum, your chumHandle will be violinRose. What do you do now?

[S] Gabbi: Rock out on the fiddle.

[Freack]

Your name is FREACK. This is not your real name, but that is kind of a secret. You are near graduating HIGH SCHOOL, and your plans for the future are effectively NON-EXISTANT. This should be causing you to PANIC, but your powers of IGNORANCE have really helped you out. REALLY.
As far communicating words goes, you are simply the WORST there is. A long term struggle with LETHOLOGICA means that you often FORGET really simple words, and also have a stuttering problem. Despite this you still almost never shut up, and use a tad too many ADVERBS.
You love a good DEBATE, but are incredibly sensitive to other people’s ANGER, and so spend a good deal of your time AUSPICING between people who might not even need it. You are very good at seeing both sides to everything, a trait you sometimes attribute to your GEMINI zodiac sign. You like to think that you will able to put this to good use in the future, but for now it just makes you seem FLIGHTY and IMMATURE. You once hoped to be PRESIDENT, but certain unimportant issues make this dream seem just a little too OPTIMISTIC.
Your interests are varied and highly UNMASCULINE. You enjoy making elaborate MEALS, reading HUMOROUS NOVELS, KNITTING, and talking about tricks of the trade for writing FICTION. IRONICALLY one of you manlier pastimes is watching a cartoon about PONIES. You are aware that there is nothing wrong with liking stereotypically girly pastimes, but you still feel a bit of shame every time somebody compliments your meatloaf recipe.
What will you do next?

[aPawnAscending]

Your name is JAMES. You are 21 YEARS OLD. You do not currently go to school or college of any kind because YOU ARE TOO BUSY BEING IN THE NAVY. You enlisted as a SONAR TECH and work on A SUBMARINE. You are PRETTY DECENT at the job too, but you still HAVE A LOT TO LEARN. Your hobbies used to include ASTRONOMY, HERPTOLOGY, and you used to have a bizarre curiosity towards CHEMISTRY AND NUCLEAR PHYSICS. Oddly you did not entertain a NUCLEAR RELATED JOB because you already knew those people were COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY MISERABLE, ALL THE TIME. The money would not have been worth it. You haven't found time for these hobbies lately because YOU GO OUT TO SEA AND STUFF. You did however pick up SEWING. You even successfully made a SCALEMATE PLUSH. You are making one for AN OLD INTERNET FRIEND but have been procrastinating. You still have A LOT TO LEARN about SEWING and you really need to LEARN FAST because you are now the SHIP'S SEAMSTRESS!! You recently got into HOMESTUCK and it's been pretty consuming. Addiction is a powerful thing.
You used to read a lot of SCIENCE FICTION and used to fantasize about MINING ASTEROIDS AND STUFF. Alas you were probably born a century or two too early. You think you should buy an E READER SO YOU CAN READ UNDERWAY and not have to worry about STOWING A TON OF BOOKS. Not that you have too much time underway to read. It's been a while since you've COOKED A DELICIOUS MEAL on your own. Curse these BARRACKS for not having KITCHENS. If you had a KITCHEN you would COOK PRETTY MUCH ALL THE GODDAMN TIME.
Your FRIENDS AND AQUATINTS find you kinda QUIRKY AND HARD TO UNDERSTAND. You are pretty WELL LIKED in person. Your friend's back home seem to be growing concerned with your possible DETERIORATING MENTAL HEALTH. You've been having a lot of NIGHTMARES lately. You are also tired of BEING A GUY but it is way too soon to be addressing THOSE ISSUES.

[BlackholePA]

Your name is BLACKHOLE. Well, this is technically not your real name, but it's what most people know you as, on the INTERNET at least. You are NOT 13 YEARS OLD, and it has indeed been a while since you were.

Your primary interests include COMPUTER PROGRAMMING, which you are pretty good at... you guess. You don't like to evaluate your abilities in such matters IN CASE OTHERS DISAGREE. You are highly interested in ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, and it is your dream to one day create a program with which you can HAVE A CONVERSATION. Also, you would TOTALLY LOVE TO BUILD ROBOTS, but that doesn't really seem to be that close on the horizon. You adore such FUTURISTIC NOTIONS, and are in to much SCIENCE FICTION literature, shows and films. You have even tried your hand at WRITING A SCIENCE-FICTION NOVEL, but as so far HAVE NOT GOT VERY FAR WITH IT.

In addition to this, you are a keen AMATEUR FILM-MAKER and you generally are working on some sort of film project with your FRIENDS. You write, film and edit your productions, and even have a hand in the MUSIC. As such you are a veteran at making HILARIOUS REMIXES using your vast library of FILM FOOTAGE. You have three YOUTUBE CHANNELS, one for casual use, one for posting your film projects and a third on which you post your VIDEO GAME RECORDINGS, because you are an AVID GAMER.

You spend a lot of time on the INTERNET, when work doesn't get in the way, working on your various PROJECTS. It is through the internet that you take part in various ROLEPLAYING ACTIVITIES, taking on the persona of one of your two ROLEPLAYING CHARACTERS. This activities generally take place on forums that accompany your exploits on various VIDEO GAME SERVERS, on which you roleplay as the same characters. To supplement this, you have CREATED AN ENTIRE STRUCTURED FANTASY LANGUAGE, which you sometimes use in your roleplaying, but most often to CONFUSE THOSE WHO CAN'T SPEAK IT, which is ALMOST EVERYONE. You like to discuss this language with a FRIEND who has a passion for that sort of thing.

Finally, you are a huge fan of HOMESTUCK, and spend a lot of your time drawing SHITTY FAN-ART. You like to think that you are getting better, and have attempted to use a TABLET, but were prevented from being able to draw with it due to SOFTWARE ISSUES.

Your chum handle, which you use despite not having installed PESTERCHUM, is gravitationalAnomaly, and you generally type with regular syntax wwhen y0u 4R3 NOT imperson8ing YoUr Favourite troll2.

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Well, that was fun. Now I also have something for the biography section on my profile.

[creativeArse]

Your name is WILL. As your VERBOSE PLACRONYM has stated, you are 21 years old. You attend PRIVATE COLLEGE, although the EDUCATION that you have received does not seem very private to you. You run a WEBCOMIC called SKETCHY THEATER, but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. Your interests are ART, WRITING, and CASUAL VIDEO GAMES. You also enjoy INTERNET sometimes.

Your PESTERCHUM handle is creativeArse, and you tend to type with caps lOCK REFLECTING THE TONE!!! of your voice.

[PseudonymousBlogger]

Your name is NONE OF ANYONE'S BUSINESS. You are 19 YEARS OLD but sometimes you feel much older. You had a very DIFFICULT CHILDHOOD filled with many TEARS and numerous LIES and BROKEN PROMISES. It has left you somewhat JADED. You are prone to bouts of SARCASM, SWEARING, and occasional SELF-DEPRECATION. You are SMART, but you are EASILY OVERWHELMED.

You have several INTERESTS, though NOT AS MANY AS YOU USED TO HAVE. The only things you really care about these days are WRITING, DRAWING, VIDEO GAMES, and COMICS. You have several ideas for comics of your own that you would love to one day implement, but for the time being you stick to drawing FANART. In preparation for the day you begin, you are saving up for a TABLET. You already have a tablet, but it's A USELESS PIECE OF CRAP. You also ROLEPLAY on occasion, but you don't think you are very good at it.

You strongly believe in SCIENCE, but are fascinated with the concept of MAGIC. You have always wanted to be SOMETHING GREATER THAN WHAT THE WORLD LIMITS YOU TO BEING. You often fantasize about RIDING MYTHICAL BEASTS through the skies of FAR-OFF LANDS, CRUSHING YOUR ENEMIES with powers BEYOND MORTAL COMPREHENSION. You are prone to DAYDREAMING, but you rarely dream at night.

Though you are almost never on Pesterchum, your chumhandle is pumpkinBread. You don't have a quirk, per se, though you do tend to speak eloquently and verbosely.

[catbeard]

Your name is SHANNON. You have approximately been on the Land of Earth for 8 SWEEPS or 17 YEARS, and it is NOT your birthday. This is your FIRST POST and you are posting this INTRODUCTION IRONICALLY because this thread ISN'T meant as an INTRODUCTION THREAD. You have a number of INTERESTS, most of them are pertaining to your tastes in AMAZING TELEVISION SHOWS AND MOVIES. You like to READ INTERESTING NOVELS and to OCCASIONALLY draw in the PHOTOSHOP CLIENT but you are STILL PRETTY BAD at it. You also like to spend A LOT OF TIME on the INTERNET updating your INCREDIBLY UNIRONIC BLOGS about your LATEST SHIPS. You one day HOPE to become a COOL GRAPHICS DESIGNER but you HATE going to COLLEGE. Your preferred WEAPON OF CHOICE is a MEGA-HEFTY BOOK OVER THE HEAD but you've never had to use that LUCKILY.
Your chumhandle is whimsicalCatnip which is SUITING because you make a HUGE-DEALIO over EVERY SINGLE CAT that you SEE. You type in MANY different ways DEPENDING on your FEELINGS, often UTILIZING THE CAPS LOCK but you only do this IN PRIVATE on your UNIRONIC SHIPPING BLOG so that everyone DOESN'T HATE YOU.

[Naz]

[Okay, maybe ended up being a tad long...what can I say? I got into it.]

Your name is NAZERATH, though everyone just calls you NAZ for short. This is not your real name, but it is a name you have used to identify yourself for a very long time. It carries as much as weight and meaning as your real name, and if you are being honest with yourself you will admit you kind of like it just a little bit more. You gave it to yourself, and it is rather Rare, perhaps even UNIQUE, and you rather like that.

Scattered about your room are a variety of items relevant to your interests: You are a passionate GAMER. For as long as you can remember you have played video games and loved every moment of it. They are a strange art form of interactive media, an escape, a stress reliever, something that you have gained a deep appreciation for. They're also just boatloads of FUN to play. Though your skill level has ranged greatly from genre to genre (and generation to generation) you have always considered yourself QUITE GOOD at them and (quite) a bit of a COMPETITIVE INDIVIDUAL. As a result, you've naturally gravitated towards difficult multiplayer games, in particular becoming enamored with a game called STARCRAFT and a strange new phenomenon known as ESPORTS. It is one of your greatest dreams to become a progamer and compete with the world's greatest gamers for money, prestige, and honor. You're still a long way from being the same caliber as a champion, and you've been slacking on your practice regimen lately, but you feel you have what it takes - you just need to motivate yourself to get on it.

You also enjoy a great deal of music, ranging from Chiptunes, Game Soundtracks, Old School Rock, to Modern Techno (but you hate Dubstep. God do you HATE Dubstep.). Your favorite band is COHEED AND CAMBRIA, whom you ardently believe to be the best thing ever, even if nobody ever agrees with you.

Glancing at the corner you spot a picture that, a year ago, would have looked strange and out of place in a boy's room. The happy pink pony on the wall is called PINKIE PIE, and she became your favorite during a (VERY) brief bout of mania induced by the show MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC. You're not sure you'd call yourself a 'brony', as you wouldn't describe yourself as being obsessed or even consistently involved with it. Perhaps a CASUAL FAN is an apt description.

You also own two guinea pigs. They are NEUROTIC AS FUCK and always hyperactive at night of all times, but they are quite adorable and low maintenance so you love them.

Though you have interests in READING, WRITING, FREE-RUNNING (also known as PARKOUR), ROLE-PLAYING, and a number of other interesting topics, they have not seen particularly large time investments from you recently, and perhaps are best left as vague mentions for now.

What will you do?

[boredInsanity]

[Well, this looked like fun, guess I'll give it a shot.]
Your name is CLASSIFIED. At least to anyone reading this. It is not your birthday, in fact, it's MONTHS AWAY. Not that you care. You barely talk to people, but when they get to know you, you are PRACTICALLY INSANE but still an OKAY PERSON TO SPEAK TO. Your usual activites include PHOTO EDITING, MAKING AUS, GIVING FRIENDS RELATIONSHIP ADVICE, and READING. You seriously read ALMOST ANYTHING YOU CAN GET, execpt for Twilight, you hate that series with a BURNING PASSION. You love making BLOODSWAPS for some reason, you have NO CLUE WHY, your just STRANGE LIKE THAT. You're actually planning a HUGE ONE right now, not that you'll POST IT.
What will you do now?

[Mouseiana]

Your name is CHRIS. Its not your birthday, in a few months it will have been 18 years since you came bloody and screaming out of your mother. Your interests include Roman History (to which you consider yourself rather versed in), Guitar, Homestuck, upgrading your firefox and Drama. You also like to try to be deep and philosophical at times, though you aren't particularly good at it. Your girlfriend is named Ceara, you have no idea what she sees in you but you can't complain. One day you aspire to restore the Roman Empire and rule as its enlightened despot, but you don't say that too loudly out of fear people will think you're crazy. Okay you are crazy, but that's irrelevant. You consider yourself a cultural critic, but realistically other people view you as some guy who over-examines things then post snarky comments about it on the internet. Today is actually fairly normal and will likely have no real significance in the context of the rest of your life.

What will you do now?

[Five]

(This is a shared acount, how do I internet

Your name is PASCAL. You are an earth boy of 15 YEARS OLD. You want to become an ARCHITECT in the near future. It is NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY. You have various INTRESTS, like PLAYING GAMES, meddling with friends, BAKING and SHENNANIGANS. You also like to DRAW from time to time. However, you usually don't FINISH your drawings, making you incapable of becoming the artist you want to be. You enjoy good FOOD. You are, if you do say so, a GOURMET. There are very few things you DON'T LIKE. You are sharing an acount on MSPA Forums with your BEST FRIEND CASPER. Both of you play the CELLO. You own a SIX YEAR OLD GUINEA PIG, who does not play CELLO. You have BROKEN UP WITH MANY GIRLFRIENDS in your life. That is a LIE, they broke up with you. No one must ever know.

What will you do?

[Toa Lord Sothe]

Your name is ANTHON. You are a CUNNING LINGUIST with a passion for WORDPLAY and consider yourself a master of puns, a PUNGEON MASTER if you will. You dream of DOING NOTHING ALL DAY and it being EVERYTHING YOU EVER IMAGINED IT COULD BE. You are an amateur swordsman, and you like to imagine that as you practice in your room with one of the many CHEAP PIECE OF SHIT SWORDS you own that you look like a badass when in fact it is readily apparent you APPEAR TO BE SOMEWHAT OF A TOOL. You dig MUSIC and THE PLAYING OF SUCH and will frequently jam on your SIX STRING DEVICE which you are ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE AT. You have a passion for VIDEO GAMES fighting games especially however you are likewise ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE at the playing of such. On occasion you will use the INTERNET to browse MICROSOFT PAINT ADVENTURES and communicate with your NOT SO HETERO life-mate.

What will you do?

[Ebon_Heart]

Your name is WESTON. You have many interests. You enjoy STRATEGY GAMES and GOOD BOOKS. You also enjoy CHESS and are an avid reader of MS PAINT ADVENTURES. You are considered to be A BIT OF A NERD. But you DON'T REALLY CARE. You have a passion for FANTASY and DARK MAGIC. Your pesterchum handle is Ebon_Heart, and while you don't have a typing quirk, your messages are sometimes DARK AND FOREBODING.

[sovereignRobotics]

Your name is NIKKI. You are a crazed girl of TWELVE YEARS, mere weeks from the highly anticipated THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY. It will be the best day ever, and you don't even get a party to celebrate this.
Your like SUCKS some times.
Your INTERESTS are varying. You love to WRITE and READ, considering these your biggest hobbies. You also like to DRAW, but you really aren't too good at it. You've tried your hand at VARIOUS INSTRUMENTS, like the GUITAR and the CLARINET, but you found you had no talent in either. In fact, you just recently decided to stop learning the clarinet. You may be a CHATTER BOX, but those powers don't transfer into LONG TUBES WITH LOTS OF HOLES.
You spend WAY too much time on the computer, when you should really be STUDYING for ACCELERATED TESTS and DOING HOMEWORK. But your a PROCRASTINATING NERD and proud of it. SO PROUD.
If you had the option, you would probably try and sleep in the warmest part of the day and BECOME A VAMPIRE. But it doesn't work like that, and your MOM would force you out of bed in the morning and force you to bed at night.
On pesterchum, your handle is sovereignRobotics and you just add some fancy dots at the beginning and end. Those are the BEST QUIRKS. The ones that don't mess everything up.
You feel you should clarify, your handle is by no means a reference to MASS EFFECT 3. You mean, it sounds like a cool game, but you never knew there was a robot called SOVEREIGN in it. You wouldn't have chosen this handle OTHERWISE.
What will you do, NIKKI?

[emberwing]

Your name is GILLIAN and this seems to be the type of name that NOBODY CAN PRONOUNCE. At least not on the first try. You are a crazed girl of SIXTEEN YEARS, stuck in that midway point between birthdays. You consider yourself an amateur PSYCHIC and are completely devoted to your SPECIAL LITTLE SNOWFLAKE and CHILD OF THE UNIVERSE theories and books. Your REAL LIFE is probably a bit more lively than usual but your DREAM LIFE in your HEAD is veritable MOVIE MATERIAL. You like to ROMP AROUND with your CHARACTERS and have EPIC ADVENTURES. They are JUST AS REAL as your PHYSICAL friends. As a PACIFIST if you had your way your strife specibus would be PEACEKIND but since such a thing DOES NOT EXIST you somewhat paradoxically but quite happily settle on FISTKIND. When someone is being absolutely ridiculous despite your most DIPLOMATIC of approaches you can smack down the GREATEST NO HOLDS BARRED BEATDOWN THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN.
That being said, what will you do?

[jovialHeadhunter]

Your name is GLIEZE HARSAD. No wait wrong thread.
...
Your name is JACOB. You have the MOST BORING AND COMMON NAME EVER and go by JAKE around particularly cute girls because LOVE ME. You are glad your LOVING PARENTS did not SCREW UP your name's spelling, giving it a K or three Cs or whatever. You are freshly 18 YEARS OLD but do not have a DRIVER'S LICENSE yet.

You have a variety of INTERESTS, most of which are based around your beloved computer LAPPY. A few months ago you discovered HOMESTUCK via Octo's AMAZING COMIC DUBS on YOUTUBE. You thought GAMZEE was just like your BEST FRIEND, which then led you to discover the nya nya kawaii NEPETA, and eventually the comic itself. Needless to say you were HOOKED. Other interests include CAREFULLY SELECTED PRIME VIDEO GAMES which are sometimes played on EMULATORS, carefully crafting your YOUTUBE MUSIC PLAYLIST, and regularly enjoying exposure to LETHAL LEVELS OF CUTENESS involving CATS, GIRLS, TROLLS, MISCELLANI, or ALL OF THE ABOVE. You POST COMMENTS IN CHARACTER.

If you were to ever have a Pesterchum handle, it would be jovialHeadhunter as it fits your initials and especially your EQUALLY EMBARRASSING LAST NAME. You have no idea how you would type, as you are not experienced with IM chat clients and don't type very fast anyway.

[NeoDarklight]

Your name is TYLER. You have this name because your MOTHER was trying to be unique while naming you, whilst simultaneously avoiding any truly bizarre names. Unfortunately, most mothers that year had the same idea and so you have a very common name now.

Scattered about your room lie your VARIOUS INTERESTS. You have a few BOFF LARP SWORDS that you made yourself. For first time creations, they're rather well made. For first time creations. You also have a YO-YO, that, in your youth, you would try to learn tricks for. Now it just sits gathering dust when you're not swinging it around like a maniac. You also have a large collection of books, some of them about the Aliens series of movies, but in particular you most enjoy you TOMES OF GHOSTLY TALES. You've always been fascinated by the concept of CONTINUED EXISTENCE AFTER THE DEMISE OF THE PHYSICAL VESSEL. But your most prized possession is your D-POWER from your childhood fascination with the show DIGIMON. You seriously love the thing, though you have no idea why. Maybe it's the shape or color of it. It doesn't even work anymore seeing as the batteries died long ago and the card's been stripped of its magnetic tape by the third week you've had it. But you keep it around for sentimental reasons. Perhaps it ties in with your SECRET DESIRE TO TRAVEL TO OTHER WORLDS. But that's just silly. Right? However, that doesn't even cover HALF your total interests, as the vast majority of your time is spent on your COMPUTER surfing the INTERNET for ANIME and WEBCOMICS. Seriously, you spend absolutely UNHEALTHY AMOUNTS OF TIME on the internet. Most likely to escape your crushing reality.

If you were to have another pesterchum handle, it would likely be tortuousTherapy. And if you were to be someone destined to play SBURB, you would likely go by the title of PAGE of TRUTH, PRINCE of LIGHT, or HEIR of TIME, though you're not entirely sure which.

[Royal_Starlord]

Your name is ROY.
Or at least your online name is ROY. (Short for Royal_Starlord. Duh.) Letting people know your real life name through the internet is completely dumb, since there are those who spend their time trying to steal identities. Needless to say, he is A LITTLE PARANOID.

But today is a little different since he is indulgent to let a few secrets loose, and that it is today he will make his first forum reply! Keep this up, and he won't be a wriggler for long.

Currently your interests involve VIDEO GAMES, whether playing them or making them up in your head, bordering on fetishistic and wanting to developing them someday, even though YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO PROGRAM. You feel boring sometimes when with friends or alone but make up for it by being as RANDOM AS POSSIBLE ON SMALL OCCASIONS without breaking any rules. You seem to have an interest in writing too, though any project that you try to write in any allotted time you lose interest in. You consider yourself a ladies man in a sense that women seem to be drawn to you rather than the other way around, despite the fact that you are DENSE. You kid yourself though since your favorite parts of anatomy and psychology of any humanoid female would be their voluptuous contours, intelligence, and personality. Even if you are EASILY DISTRACTED, you only get distracted when you are not working. Oh, and you DON'T LIKE TO WORK TOO MUCH either. Your favorite kind of weapon is KNIVES, swords, and THROWING PROJECTILES, or any edged weapon really. Though, you yearn for a potent device of war that can change to whatever needs, wants, and desires that the wielder requires, as well as a guardian that is soul bound to it to serve you. But for peace and good. Not for senseless bloodshed. But maybe self defense. Sometimes. You only ever speak when someone talks to you directly, or when you feel the need to interject in a conversation. You wonder if you would ever become immortal? Ah well, statements like that mark you as a DREAMER too, perhaps FORGETFUL AND IGNORANT to current events.

If you were to entertain the idea of having a pesterchum handle, you may as well be YellowBall.

[Epic42]

Your name is EPIC, or at least you wish it was, you're more than willing to share if asked but you honestly prefer to be called EPIC. You are 21 years of age. You are currently in your room, which most would say is a dump, but you like it that way honestly. You have a variety of interests and hobbies. You like to play Video Games as well as make let's play videos of them for your Youtube Channel...granted not many people watch them. You also fancy doing a bit of writing and dream of becoming a famous writer one day. You also suffer from strange bad luck, you for the life of you can never seem to win big at anything. This includes romance, something you have been hunting for since as long as you could remember.

Your Chumhandle is: scribeCataclysmic
and you have the tendency to capitalize the first two letters of your sentences.

[Chapter Eleven]

Your name is XXXXXXX, however you like to go by ACE. You have a passionate love for MUSIC. So much, in fact, that you SOMETIMES CAN ONLY REMEMBER MUSIC LYRICS, and nothing else. You love PHOTOGRAPHY, though you live in a place where NOTHING IS WORTH PHOTOGRAPHING. You like to WRITE and DRAW, however you aren't good at DRAWING. You like to eat SUNFLOWER SEEDS, and have eaten NOTHING BUT SUNFLOWER SEEDS in the last 4 HOURS. You are EASILY AMUSED BY SILLY THINGS, and tend to be found laughing when NO ONE ELSE IS. You also tend to be amused by HORRIFIC AND DARK ideas, though you won't get into that. You are scared by A LOT OF THINGS, but you tend to pretend that you are not so as to SCARE YOUR FRIENDS. This includes PICKING UP POISONOUS SPIDERS and EATING 3-YEAR-OLD CANDIES.

Your ROOM is covered in CLOTHES and PREVIOUSLY DISCARDED FOOD WRAPPERS. However, you are NOT IN YOUR ROOM at the moment. You have no PORTABLE COMPUTING DEVICE, so you use the COMPUTING DEVICE downstairs. Your portable computing device would have EXPLODED had you used it any more, or so your MOTHER says. THE ROOM THAT YOU ARE IN is roomy and has a blue EXERCISE CHAIR in the very CENTER of it. Your DESK is covered in USELESS GARBAGE and DISHES. You have no intentions of CLEANING IT UP.

[C.J.C.]

Your name is CALEB and you wish your hearing aides weren't broken. You find it IRONIC that a child of FOURTEEN YEARS OLD has to wear HEARING AIDES, but oh well. One of your favorite hobbies is to READ. You never considered yourself a book type, as you engage in stupid and debatably INSANE ANTICS. You like all kinds of MUSIC, not discriminating because who knows how long you can enjoy it in your life. You also enjoy messing around with GUNS and are considered by friends to be a PYRO, due to your love of flames and flammable things. You are currently NEAR THE KITCHEN, as you do not have a personal computer in your bedroom. If you WERE in your room, you could see your trusty RIFLE and sharp as hell SHITTY BATTLEAXE. There would also be a loaded clip for the gun but SHOOSH. On the wall is a sponge Bob poster, mocking common and dignified ART. You dislike RUDE PEOPLE, and have gotten into FISTICUFFS over it. You wish you would however, manage to let everyone be happy, but usually people think you are on some sort of drug. You realize this introduction has gone on long enough, so you decide to ABSCOND for FRIEND BASED ADVENTURES.

Your pester handle would be clumsiestCritter If you had a personal computer.

[ShoySlayer]

Your name is SHOY, and you've just recently registered to this MSPA CENTERED FORUM, which may or may not have been A GRAVE MISTAKE. Your many interests include ART, which you profess in both REGULAR and PIXEL ART, though you're not sure how you feel about your skills in both aspects of it. When you're not doing art you're probably either hearing MUSIC or TALKING WITH YOUR FRIENDS if they're up and around, as you suffer from having a REALLY REALLY HORRIBLE TIMEZONE. Music wise you'd probably hear most genres of music as long as they don't kill you, but you have a profound sense of appriciation to SPACE JAM MASHUPS. No one loves them as you do, and they always give you the thrill of the hunt to find more of them.
You also enjoy GAMES to a degree, but never really seem to get any modern games because that's just how you roll. You also like to think you're PRETTY FUNNY AND WITTY, and enjoy EXCESSIVE WORDPLAY, even if it might be really lame at times.

Your pesterchum handle is silentlySarcastic, and you tend to use Emotes0 and Capitalize words when you don't really need to. :V

[FubbalyWubbaly]

I done this soley for my profile, but then I saw this thread

Your name is Jannine Reid

You are 18 years old but you still love acting like a child.
If there's one thing you really enjoy, it's reading Homestuck and drawing... Oops! That's two things.
As it was mentioned, yes you love drawing. You spend countless hours drawing many different pictures, especially those of the funny grey teenagers with horns that appear in a specific famous comic yes.
You also love your video games! You just can't live without them. You're loaded with consoles left right and center. Your favourite selection of games include Sonic the hedgehog, Super Mario bros and Valve games (particularly Portal).
When it comes to your computer, nothing can pry you apart. You go EVERYWHERE with that computer of yours!! You have everything you need on your computer, why leave it behind?
You also find enjoyment in sewing too as you create your own dolls and clothing pieces, quite crafty, aren't you?
You absolutely love music. You listen to your iPod every possible minute you can. You even create music on your computer too!!
If there is one thing you love doing more than anything else, it would have to be Role-playing. You just love role-playing on the Internet with all your friends. The best way to waste- errrr spend time.

You don't really have any cool assets or powers but you do have a strong love for friendship. Once you're friends with someone, they become your friend for life. You hope to utilize this emotion for good purposes. But you have a lot of downfalls. Because of your past of harassment and bullying, you have become somewhat sensitive and quite emotional. You mostly put on a positive a bubbly aditude to help balance it out. You are also slowly going deaf, so you find it hard to hear things every now and then.

Honestly, you don't care if you are in the lowerclass of society, as a matter of fact, you don't give a damn about any sort of class. Instead, you you just sit back and enjoy what you got. Hey, at least you got a spunky computer.

You live in a house that's on wheels. That's right, you live in a caravan, no actual house for you. Since your family don't like to always stay in one spot, you are forever moving from place to place in the wondrous and sometimes annoying land of Australia.

You pesterchum handle is fubbalyWubbaly[FW] and you usually lace your sentences with smilieeeees!! :D