Describe yourself, MSPA style!

[~|CptPorkins|~]

Pretty much what it says. Describe either yourself in the MSPA intro style. If you aren't sure how that would work for whatever reason, here's an example.
The...Person...Description...Style...

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Your name is JOHN. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.

No, this is not meant to be anything like the Introductions thread (At least i hope so.)

Anyway, Here's mine:

Your name is CHASE. This is actually your name, since your PARENTS had the great idea of naming you after a TYPE OF FOWARD MOTION. This has earned you various PET NAMES, which will not be mentioned. Your INTERESTS AND HOBBIES include playing VIDEO GAMES on your Xbox or PC, DRAWING really mediocre art, SLEEPING and every young teens favourite past time, EATING. You are very good at the last time, earning you the nick name PORKINS from your peers. Your also notouriously LAZY, and prefer to do work either not at all, or during the very late hours of the NIGHT. Your sign is SCORPIO, so it is obviously not your BIRTHDAY. You eventually plan on dressing up as either JAKE ENGLISH or JOHN EGBERT, who are your two favourite kids since you kinda already look like them. Your friends think you're kinda dumb, and they're PROBABLY RIGHT.

[laceypendragon]

Your name is ALLIE, and Today is NOT your thirteenth birthday. Your interests include HOMESTUCK, DOCTOR WHO, SHERLOCK, SUPERNATURAL, ANIME, VIDEOGAMES, COSPLAY, MUSIC, and UPDATING your ironically kawaii BLOG. You have done over THIRTEEN cosplays and are currently working on FOUR.

You have a deep love for MUSIC and you play three instruments including VIOLIN, GUITAR, and KEYBOARD/PIANO. You have a great affection for your guitars, and their names are EMMETT and PEPPERS.

[EpicDoodle]

Your name is DOODLE, but of course, that is not your real name. You are the ROGUE OF LIGHT, and you like to eat BISCUITS dipped in TEA. Your patron troll is KARKAT, making your starsign CANCER. You love to DRAW and play GAMES.
Your birthday is the 15TH of JULY.

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Your name is MILLY.
You are a huge fan of a webcomic entitled HOMESTUCK.
You don't really have any other FANDOMS, or at least none that COME TO MIND.
You spend the majority of your day ONLINE browsing the MSPA Forums, checking for the new updates, drawing fan art, and browsing tumblr posts that include homestuck. Which you think is HORRIBLE because you have an endless scrolling option and you can go on for HOURS. On occasion, you like to talk to the few friends that you do have on YAHOO MESSENGER. But you only share mere "HELLO, HOW ARE YOU?"'s to eachother so it doesn't really COUNT. Your patron troll is VRISKA SERKET, making you a SCORPIO and born in the month of NOVEMBER. Saying such, today is NOT your birthday! You are not a huge SHIPPER, although you like some ships and you love shipping videos of ANY KIND that are WELL MADE. If you had an OTP, it would PROBABLY be The CondescePsiioniic, which you really have loved since you saw them together. Your top three favorite trolls are probably SOLLUX, ARADIA, and KANAYA, although you love KARKAT and VRISKA. Your top 5 favorite trolls rotate from time to time. Your favorite KID is DIRK STRIDER, and your favorite parental figure is either BRO, or SEAHORSE DAD. You have now realized how FREAKING MUCH your life is depending on HOMESTUCK and you are a bit FREAKED OUT about it. But homestuck is AWESOME so in the end you're HAPPY. You're always HAPPY. Once in a full moon you will be UNHAPPY, and your best friend who is never online gets to HEAR ABOUT IT. But you're usually VERY HAPPY and the thought of being UNHAPPY sickens you. You think everyone should be joyful and there's always a reason to be. You think people who are UNHAPPY ALL THE FREAKIN TIME or DEPRESSED are STUPID, although you were DEPRESSED a year or so ago. You also like FOOD, and are a LAZY ASS.
Your LIFELONG DREAM is to go to COMICON dressed in HOMESTUCK COSPLAY. You got the horns half done, but you broke them when you were VERY EXCITED ABOUT WEARING THEM. You didn't know they broke so EASILY.

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I just tried to add as much as I could because Im not that interesting and thats all there is to my life o:

[agnomen]

Your name is ███████.
Scattered around your rooms are BOOKS of either FICTIONAL or SCIENTIFIC natures, a few piles of CLOTHES and a collection of HAIR PRODUCTS.
Your interests used to include WRITING and playing your SHITTY BASS GUITAR. Lately, though, you haven't been able to do either and have focused instead on COOKING.
Stuck to your walls are various ARTIFACTS from IMPULSIVE HOLIDAYS AND TRIPS. They're great and all, but the only place you really want to go is HOME.

That hasn't been an option for a few years now, so all you can really do is make the most out of life here. You're almost OK WITH IT.

[Catstorm]

Your name is CATSTORM. At least that's what you often refer to yourself as. Today is actually pretty ordinary.

In your room is a ridiculous amount of USED PAPER and BOOKS, along with several COLLECTIBLE AND SHINY OBJECTS in CONTAINERS.
Your interests include HISTORICAL MEDIA, DRAWING, TIME TRAVEL, CARTOONS, and VIDEO GAMES, along with POKEMON, which is your almost favorite thing to think about. You love doing THINGS OTHERS HAVE GROWN OUT OF because you know AGE BARRIERS ARE IMAGINARY. You are also a CHRISTIAN. When you are not delving into your interests, you enjoy your POWERFUL IMAGINATION and PHILOSOPHICAL THOUGHTS.
You really hate UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS and often are very SHY. When you are not shy, you are a GENIUS and you like to bother your BEST FRIENDS with your CREATIVE WORKS. You have a hard time FORGIVING YOURSELF for AWKWARD DEEDS and often are hard on yourself. You also enjoy the faraway goal of UN-RESPONSIBILITY.

What will you do?
>continue goofing off
k w/e

[LMMN]

Your name is FYRE, today marks the arrival of your NEW COMPUTER!
Your various hobbies and interests include GAMING, DOCTOR WHO, a SPECIFIC WEBCOMIC and OTHER GEEKY THINGS.
Your room is CLUTTERED and filled JUNK and HOME-MADE PROPS. You are OUTRAGEOUSLY LAZY and put all your work off until absolutely necessary, including work you ACTUALLY ENJOY. You like to let people know what enjoy using the media of FABRIC wrapped around your TORSO.

[kraine]

Your name is KARI. Surrounding you is a room you often refer to as a SHITHOLE, even if you are the one failing to clean it. You have a cornucopia of INTERESTS, which you can BARELY KEEP IN CHECK. Hung upon the walls are HANG GLIDER LOGOS, depicting your favorite mode of transportation, though you DON'T DO IT OFTEN ENOUGH. You draw SHITTY ART almost all of the time, and no notebook is left undefiled. Your PET TARANTULA is waving at you from the corner of his cage, wishing he could go hang out with the ANIMAL SPECIMENS you have collected on your NATURE WALKS.

[liefErikson]

Your name is ERIC. You are an adult male whose fate has been in bureaucratic limbo for the last year or so. You are in your room, an absolute mess that leaks air, hot or cold, through same holes that let in a variety of bugs. You have three interests: SCIENCE, ENGINEERING, and READING WEIRD SHIT ON THE INTERNET, though you would be hard pressed to see any evidence of that lying around. While you have FRIENDS, you are not sociable enough to contact even the closest friends more frequently that a couple of times per year, thus negating the need for much social media.

You work the NIGHTSHIFT, and have found your tolerance for bright light has waned considerably since your hiring.

While you have BORDERLINE EXTREMIST (according to certain people whom you disagree with) politics, you know better than to express them outside of designated threads. This was learned at the cost of much ostracising during your formative years, resulting in a highly insular person who frequently goes days without human contact whenever you find some new distraction on the internet, which is to say, often.

You are currently prepping for the most significant event in your life, THE REASON RALLY held in Washington DC. You leave for it in 2 day.

[Morphimus]

Neat thread. I made one of these the instant I made an account. It is in my signature in the spoiler inside the other spoiler that is labeled "MSPA style self description".
(It is always my birthday by the way. People always tell me how lucky I am to have been born on every day of the year simultaneously.)

[Wycca]

Your name is Erikah and yes you know your name is spelled wierd as it is pronounced Erika. Let's just say you have a couple crazy aunts who managed to convince your mom to spell it like that to thank. Surrounding you is a room that always seems to be in a state of chaos, but as far as you are concerned it is organized chaos as you know where everything is located and every attempts at cleaning it have lead to you losing something so for now it says as is. Your favorite animal is a dragon as anyone can plainly see as nearly every available surface is covered in your large collection of dragon statues, plushies and other merchandise. Your floor shows off your other interests as it is normally littered with the scrap pieces of yarn left over from your knitting and strips of fabric from plushies that may or not ever get finished. While you do like to spend most of your time on your computer and like getting new messages from people you tend to let others start conversations as you are very shy and don't like the thought that you might be interrupting someone.

[Sayakei]

Your name is SAYAKEI. No, actually it's not, not really. You are NINETEEN years old, and it is NOT your birthday. That's JULY 2ND, making your sign CANCER.
You have a variety of INTERESTS, the largest of which is probably your fondness of MAKING THINGS. You do this in pretty much any way you can DRAWING, SEWING, PROP-MAKING, KNITTING you do it ALL. When you're not SLEEPING, that is. When not doing something creative, you're usually asleep of goofing off somewhere. It's a wonder you get anything done.
You're also UNBELIEVEABLY BAD at writing. Rendering this introduction just a little bit shitty. But it will have to do, you have stuff to make, damnit!

What will you do?
> Try to stop your cat from playing with your measuring tape

[infinitumTorpor]

[I dredged this up from fb]

Your name is BRIAN. It is THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. Looking around your QUAINT HOME gives us a glimpse of your variety of INTERESTS. You are overly enthused with CREATING GAMES as evidenced by the NOTE CARDS and BOARDS lying all about your room. You read many BOOKS and often tend to SPOIL THEIR PLOTS based on the assumption THAT NO ONE WILL EVER READ THEM. You often GO INTO THE WILDERNESS AS THE IMPULSE ARISES. and you occasionally RUN AROUND when there. You have a penchant for MAKING REALLY BAD PUNS.
What will you do?

[mShelley]

Your name is Christie. You are fond of unicorns and Sherlock BBC.
Your style is dark blue clothes and red hair. Your dog's name is Mr. Fluffy.
Not that much! Everything is a lie! Well, except for Sherlock.
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[unbearableLupin]

Here goes nothing!

Your name is MICHAEL. Your pesterchum handle is unbearableLupin, or at least it would be had you ever bothered downloading it. You live in a FAIRLY SMALL HOUSE but you like it. Your star-sign is LEO so it isn't your birthday, but that doesn't stop the fact that you have CAKE in the kitchen of your house. You enjoy playing VIDEO GAMES and reading the webcomic HOMESTUCK. Through a series of polls, you've discovered your hero title to be MAGE OF LIFE, but you don't know what that means. You also enjoy writing FAN-FICTION that you will never let anyone read because YOU DON'T WRITE IT TO BEGIN WITH. You have a job as a RETAIL SALESPERSON and are rather good at it. When you have the time you enjoy watching CLASSIC MOVIES, usually ones with a ROMANTIC SUBPLOT. You are in your OFFICE/COMPUTER AREA of your house.
What will you do?

>Obtain arms from chest

[ashdenej]

Examine room.



Your name is ███████. You're standing in your living room in the middle of the night, which is a BIT ODD. You're interested in WRITING and ARTISTRY, but aren't very good at either. You also enjoy TALKING TO PEOPLE - although that doesn't always work out well, due to your shyness. You have a great fondness for perusing BOOKS OF A FICTIONAL NATURE. Your girlfriend wants you to fix the HUNCH IN YOUR BACK, but it's hard. It's hard and there's a trite joke in there somewhere, you just know it.

You spend far too much time online, but who doesn't, these days? Interlinked with this habit is the fact that you usually take things too far when you do them - this introduction, for example.

Your chumhandle is untimelyUnkindness, but it's defunct these days.

What do you do?

[knottedOdyssey]

Your name is KELSEY. You are NINETEEN years old and gee you wish it was your BIRTHDAY. Sadly it won't be until SEPTEMBER.
Your chumhandle is knottedOdyssey (not that you use it) and you speak in a way that is OVERLY INFORMATIONAL and A LITTLE BIT LONG WINDED. In real life, that is. Your interests include HOMESTUCK, DOCTOR WHO, and HISTORY.
God you love history.
You also like to play your TROMBONE and watch a show about TINY TECHNICOLOR PONIES. They're both pretty acquired tastes, trombone and ponies.
You often dress like you're from the AMERICAN 1950's which leaves your friends and boyfriend thinking that you might be CRAZY.
You are.
What will you do?

[Behenaught]

Your name is MICHAEL. You are TWENTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, and are willing to PRETEND it's your birthday, even though it is SIX MONTHS AWAY.

You have a keen interest in VIDEO GAMES, but usually just use them to WASTE TIME. You also have an interest in STAND-UP COMEDY and THEATRE, and to a lesser degree DRAWING. A combination of these hobbies means you are often INSPIRED TO WRITE, but often LACK MOTIVATION.

You WORK NIGHTS while your GIRLFRIEND WORKS DAYS. this can lead to UNHEALTHY AMOUNTS OF TIME SPENT ALONE, but is some ways, you enjoy being a NIGHT OWL. You like to think you are a SNAPPY DRESSER, but your GIRLFRIEND is more than willing to provide CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM.

You are fairly sure your DOG is an IDIOT, and that he may also be a DEPRAVED PERVERT. Almost everything else in your house was GIVEN TO YOU BY SOMEONE ELSE.

Your combination of LAZINESS and TENDENCY TO OVER-THINK means you often FENCE-SIT ON MAJOR ISSUES. However, there are currently NO PRESSING MAJOR ISSUES.
your LOUNGE-ROOM is COLD.

[PaladinFoster]

Your name is JAMES. Technically. You usually don't use that name though, since every first-born male in your family has been named that for something like 6 GENERATIONS, and so confusion would arise were you to use it. Instead, you use your MIDDLE NAME, which you don't really care to share online because the fact that anyone could read it KIND OF WEIRDS YOU OUT. You are 17 YEARS OLD, but very soon you will be 18. Just about 3 weeks away now, but you really COULD NOT CARE LESS. Birthdays are a sort of self-centered thing that makes you feel uncomfortable, SORT OF LIKE THIS SELF-DESCRIPTION THING YOU ARE TYPING. You're doing it anyway, though, because you are bored, and kind of need a confidence boost from time to time. Your interests cover a wide range of what you like to call, the GEEK SPECTRUM, which consists of pretty much everything that popular culture considers to be WEIRD, UNCOOL, STRANGE, and most of all GEEKY. You dabble in STAR WARS, STAR TREK, and DOCTOR WHO. You can quote THE LORD OF THE RINGS with the best of them, and you are familiar enough with THE ELDER SCROLLS, ERAGON, and THE WHEEL OF TIME to hold a conversation about them. You love to play COMPUTER/VIDEO GAMES all the time, they are what you would call YOUR PASSION. Some of your favorites include MINECRAFT, BATTLEFIELD, BIOSHOCK, and FALLOUT. You are pretty much the OMNI-GEEK. You also enjoy a little artistic stuff like drawing and photo-editing from time to time.

You currently live in a TOWN WHO'S NAME WILL REMAIN SECRET. However it is located in CENTRAL NORTH CAROLINA. It's also KIND OF A DUMP. Okay it's THE ANUS OF NORTH CAROLINA, and possibly THE WORST PLACE YOU HAVE EVER LIVED IN. You find it exceedingly dull, and you BARELY HAVE ANY FRIENDS HERE. Only 5 you really care about. You're just biding your time, focusing on school until you can graduate and then GET THE EVER-LOVING FUCK OUT OF HERE. Otherwise, you're a very easy-going guy. You're generally hard to offend or even anger in any way, unless you're LOSING REPEATEDLY IN A VIDEOGAME. That pisses you off so much, you've been known to FRIGHTEN SMALL CHILDREN. Currently, you have nothing even resembling a love life. That used to depress you QUITE A LOT, but you've sort of just STOPPED CARING. You're not even sure if you re capable of having feelings for someone anymore considering all the heartbreak you'e had in the past. You don't really like to think about it.

[pirrou]

Your name is CILLA. You are, frustratingly enough, a mere three weeks short of your TWENTY-FIRST BIRTHDAY. You live in a DISHEVELED APARTMENT filled with METICULOUSLY COLOR-CONSCIOUS roomwares. Your prized possession is your KEYBOARD, though you haven't played it in a while due to your unwillingness to stop using the chair as a rack for your other prized possessions, your many COATS. You sure do love a ravishing piece of outerwear, and nothing accentuates your otherwise FLAGRANT AND UNIRONIC TACKINESS like some out-of-place sophistication. However, due to your LACKING SOCIAL LIFE, you reside mainly on the INTERNET. Your chumhandle would likely be luridViolet, but, would you look at that, you don't have one! This just goes to exemplify your obsessive INTEREST in HYPOTHETICAL PLANNING.
What will you do?
>Cilla: Online-window-shop and eat snack cakes

[roobot5]

Your name is ROO. Well, your nickname is Roo. You very rarely give our your real name on the internet. You love the entire concept of the INTERNET, and spend long hours pining away on it. Unfortunately, your rather SERIOUS attitude and LACK OF SOCIAL SKILLS sometimes scare people away.
You have an immense fondness for CREATIVITY, and, in all your free time, work on STORIES that have developed in your head. You are TERRIFIED of forgetting them.
Your INTERESTS include HOMESTUCK, SHERLOCK HOLMES, DOCTOR WHO, D. GRAY MAN, and FRENCH VANILLA COFFEE.
You really love French Vanilla Coffee. You simply cannot get enough of it.
READING is another favorite pastime, but books which you take a liking to are FEW AND FAR BETWEEN. You also tend to pick up the SPEECH PATTERN of whatever book you have been reading, and the ACCENT of whoever you are around. This has lead to more then a few MISUNDERSTANDINGS.
You consider your greatest STRENGTH and your greatest FLAW to be your OPEN-MINDEDNESS. You do not judge ANYONE on ANYTHING.
You aspire to be a WRITER or COMIC BOOK ARTIST, but you need quite a lot of PRACTICE at both.
Your common chumhandle is levelheadedMusical [LM] after your initials, And you make sure to [keep] things under [wraps]. Also, puns. [Puns] everywhere.

[Timid]

Your name is LINDSAY. You are currently ON YOUR LAPTOP, which you SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON. You are known to enjoy GAMES FOR CHILDREN, although recently you've LOST INTEREST, PROBABLY TEMPORARILY. You enjoy CREATIVE WRITING, but no one will EVER SEE WHAT YOU WRITE, EVER. You experience frequent episodes of INSOMNIA, which make you MAD. You tend to start up projects enthusiastically, but NEVER FINISH THEM.

Your chumhandle is timorousCharm [TC], and you tend to stay quiet... and are hesitant to add to a conversation.

[Otakupus]

Your name is DANNIELLE. Your name has two N's in it because your parents don't know how to spell. You're not sure if you're an ARIES or a PISCES - eitherway, you're birthday's next Saturday. Have fun waiting, bitch. You have a variety of INTERESTS, most of which hangs on the walls of your unkempt room. Your INTERESTS change time to time, but currently you're passionate about FALLOUT 3, DR. PEPPER, CALLIGRAPHY, and HOMOSTEAK. Along one wall of your room towers a giant GUINEA PIG CAGE atop your dresser. You love GUINEA PIGS almost as much as you love HOMOSTEAK, both of which keep you confined to your room for undetermined periods of time. Currently, you're doing HOMOSTEAK things again. You're nervous the raging BONER you have for these things will cause people to become ANNOYED and FRUSTRATED with you, and so here you sit betwixt dirty laundry and GUINEA PIG POOP, laptop in its proper place - on your lap.
What will you do now?

... draw more Tavros, that's what.

[wrinklefudger]

Your name is DAVID. Jesus dick do you love PHYSICS! And abstract mathematics, and computers, and chemistry! You can't think of a hard science that you do not appreciate. Some might point out biology, but you say if something can't be described using only numbers, functions, variables, vectors and formal logic, then it isn't a goddamn SCIENCE! When you are not doing science or loafing around, you spend your time obsessively COOKING every damn idea for a dish that pops into your head, no matter how much it costs. The crazy confections you dole out are unreal, and you fancy yourself a COOKING GENIUS! You are hardly joking when you type that out, as for the past five years, for about a month at a time, you randomly enter an altered state of consciousness which forces you to engage in an intellectual binge, force-feeding yourself every ounce of knowledge you can stomach.

You are, and always have been, depending on who you ask, either that one guy who is too hilarious for his own good, or that one guy who seriously needs to shut up. Most of your jokes are pop-culture references, but behind closed doors, they become more raunchy and vile than you even realize. Many of those jokes are references to your DEPRAVED SEXUAL TASTES. Most of your friends think you are joking, but you really wish they would take you seriously when you say these things. What do you do now?

[shinyjiggly]

Your name is XXXXXX though you commonly go by the shortened form NIKI. You are 19 and go to a COMMUNITY COLLEGE OF SOME SORT. You enjoy playing VIDEO GAMES THAT CAME OUT WHEN YOU WERE TOO YOUNG TO CARE and your hobbies include DRAWING, COMPOSING MUSIC IN VARIOUS STRANGE PROGRAMS, and SEWING. You tend to spend most of your free time SURFING THE INTERNET nowadays. You have dabbled in programming using GAME MAKER LANGUAGE, but you are KINDA SUCKY COMPARED TO THOSE WHO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING. Nevertheless, you used to play BASS just like your FATHER, but wasn't really into it all that much despite your "NATURAL TALENT" (as he put it). You also own a LOUD ZELDA REPLICA OCARINA which you don't play often due to your CONSIDERATE NATURE FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE WORKING EARS. Also, you tend to HELP OUT IN PROJECTS a lot until you SUDDENLY LOSE INTEREST FOR SOME STUPID REASON. Sometimes you wish that you could just STICK TO THE PROGRAM and FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED. You consider yourself to be a JACK OF ALL ARTSY-FARTSY TRADES, MASTER OF NONE kind of girl.

Your handle is shinyJiggly and you tend to have somewhat of a recognizable personal voice that kinda seeps though your speech. Or not. For all you know you probably don't have very much of a quirk at all, though you wouldn't outlaw the possibility.