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[Blaperile]

Yes we do.

megawinxwin...do I even want to know what happened to your avatar?

Also, I wonder whether we're finally getting a conclusion to the Karkat/Terezi and Dave/Terezi ships in this intermission, as to which is real.

[kmsumrall]

So, what I'm getting from this thread is that Dave and Karkat are going to get into a deathmatch using Dreambubble proxies just so can figure out who is going to court Terezi, whom is actually making out with WV whom in convinced it is a Mayoral duty, all while Rose is helping Kanaya explore her hole accessories so that She can be even more fashionable that is currently is, up to and including windchimes made out of lavalamps, only for Nepeta to use Kan's stomach as a nest.

Oh yeah, also, Vriska and Roxy will become Pirate, while Jane pines away for CottonCandy, but Vriska doesn't realize that CottonCondy is actually a thing that is happening, so she cries to Spidermom who pats her shoulder, but accidentally stabs her, which is one of Terezi's fetish, making Terezi break up with WV, who becomes despondent about his dead friend AR, but luckily a new AR comes into his life.

[megaminxwin]

Why has no one yet mannipped, eyebrows on Rose, staring at Karkat's choice ass?

Who knows.

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megawinxwin...do I even want to know what happened to your avatar?

Also, I wonder whether we're finally getting a conclusion to the Karkat/Terezi and Dave/Terezi ships in this intermission, as to which is real.

Fucking amazing Kidror happened.

I seriously doubt it. Give it a few more intermissions.

...did I just say intermissions plural? Referring to a single piece of work? Only in Homestuck.

[Rikushadow5]

So, what I'm getting from this thread is that Dave and Karkat are going to get into a deathmatch using Dreambubble proxies just so can figure out who is going to court Terezi, whom is actually making out with WV whom in convinced it is a Mayoral duty, all while Rose is helping Kanaya explore her hole accessories so that She can be even more fashionable that is currently is, up to and including windchimes made out of lavalamps, only for Nepeta to use Kan's stomach as a nest.

Oh yeah, also, Vriska and Roxy will become Pirate, while Jane pines away for CottonCandy, but Vriska doesn't realize that CottonCondy is actually a thing that is happening, so she cries to Spidermom who pats her shoulder, but accidentally stabs her, which is one of Terezi's fetish, making Terezi break up with WV, who becomes despondent about his dead friend AR, but luckily a new AR comes into his life.

It's like a bad soap opera.

...I'd watch SoapStuck.

[Conspicuous]

megawinxwin...do I even want to know what happened to your avatar?

Also, I wonder whether we're finally getting a conclusion to the Karkat/Terezi and Dave/Terezi ships in this intermission, as to which is real.

I really doubt we'll get a definitive answer before the trip ends.
All we really know is that Karkat has a huge thing for Terezi and only now realizes how much, that Terezi stopped showing interest in Karkat, that Dave and Terezi have spent a lot of time hanging out without obvious signs of romance and that DaveWV is totally a thing.

[genteelGunslinger]

It's like a bad soap opera.

...I'd watch SoapStuck.

It would receive good reviews for it's romantic situations and it's incredible character scripting and development, but it's sub-plots involving creating universe and time travel seem a bit unneccesary, and that we would all agree that it would of been better to have had an entire season dedicated to Rose scoping out Kanaya's Choice ass every episode. With some awesome fight scenes inbetween the sloppy makeouts.

[megaminxwin]

It would receive good reviews for it's romantic situations and it's incredible character scripting and development, but it's sub-plots involving creating universe and time travel seem a bit unneccesary, and that we would all agree that it would of been better to have had an entire season dedicated to Rose scoping out Kanaya's Choice ass every episode. With some awesome fight scenes inbetween the sloppy makeouts.

Every episode of that season is nothing but choice ass scoping.

[kmsumrall]

Does anyone have a link to the post wherein someone first added eyebrows to that one group pick onto Kanaya with the caption about looking up a dress? was that started within the different context thread or one of these treads?

[Zetsuyout]

Slightly late but about Kan's stomache hole, where do you think Gamzee's been hiding?

[Destruction Dragon 360]

Does anyone have a link to the post wherein someone first added eyebrows to that one group pick onto Kanaya with the caption about looking up a dress? was that started within the different context thread or one of these treads?

That was started somewhere in the ROSE IS A GOD DAMNED PROBLEM SOOTH discussion thread, I think. It has eluded me for some time..

[megaminxwin]

Slightly late but about Kan's stomache hole, where do you think Gamzee's been hiding?

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[shadowedAngel]

Slightly late but about Kan's stomache hole, where do you think Gamzee's been hiding?

In Kanaya's hole stomach piercing.

Kidding aside, he's probably in one of the other unexplored rooms within the meteor.

[Kidror]

Blaperile if you find mega's avatar so impressive do you want me to post the one I did of yours? You need to ship better everyone. Terezi WV, WV Cantown, Cantown Dave. Karkat WV, Karkat Can town. Also Everyone Vine, Vine glub glub.

[megaminxwin]

Blaperile if you find mega's avatar so impressive do you want me to post the one I did of yours? You need to ship better everyone. Terezi WV, WV Cantown, Cantown Dave. Karkat WV, Karkat Can town. Also Everyone Vine, Vine glub glub.

You forgot Karkat ...Kanaya. Just for the hell of it.

[genteelGunslinger]

In Kanaya's hole stomach piercing.

Kidding aside, he's probably in one of the other unexplored rooms within the meteor.

I want him to be in the very bowels of the meteor, where he is sitting on his throne of bones, with the heads he has collected as trophies placed on small shelves up along the the throne itself, going up in spectrum. There is one for each player.

and the one right at the top of the throne.

This is for Dave's head.

I also want this room to be a massive domed room, with his throne elevated up on a platform, with steps leading up in a sort of slope steps. So that, when he kicks Dave down them in their final confrontation...we can all see where I'm going with this.

Anyhow, my description work is terrible. HOORAY!

Edit: And a blood-moat around the stair-hill leading up to his throne. That would complete the look. I also want purple lighting, showing his status as Highblood.

Did I forget the roof is painted in blood. It's supposed to make you wonder 'Now how the fuck did he get up there'.

Oh, and Cal has a mini-throne. Right next to Gamzee.

[Freack]

Gunslinger: Why!?! That would be awful. Also, I do not think Karkat would allow that. I imagine more of a soft walled room, which Gamzee imagines is like what you described.
Compromises!

The Cal mini-throne is a nice touch. Speaking of, does Dave know about Gamzee's Cal(Juju)? I would like to see that meeting as well. Dave flipping out is a guilty pleasure of mine.

[kmsumrall]

Hm. I betcha if Dave knew about Cal then Dave would be seeking out Gamzee right along with Kanaya. As they travel together, facing dangers untold by a mad Clown, they go closer and closer, until one cold night, the fire is low so they have to snuggle for warmth. Nothing happened, but they share a secret smile whenever they think Rose is not looking. Rose does notice, and it breaks her heart, but she does not tell them, does not yet Kan go. If Rose could not have the happiness she saw in her future, then no one would achieve their dreams either.

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Why do I write this stuff?

[Freack]

Kmsumrall: I seem to recall you writing the best fic-blurbs for non-existent stories. This is the strangest form of torture, because I would read the Fuck out if that story.
But, I think Gamzee is in more danger than he is dangerous. *Shrug* My in curable optimism at work I suppose.

[megaminxwin]

Why do I write this stuff?

Because you love us and we love you.

[kmsumrall]

Kms: I seem to recall you writing the best fic-blurbs for non-existent stories. This is the strangest form of torture, because I would read the Fuck out if that story.

I dunno, this one kinda interests me. I might actually write it.

Course by saying that it might prompt people to watch me closes to see if I post it, making the supposed torture worse.

[Blaperile]

Blaperile if you find mega's avatar so impressive do you want me to post the one I did of yours?

Oh my, do want!

Also, I'd like to see that Gamzee has made some kind of maze and hid himself in it and then scares Karkat to death when he wants to visit his friend. HONK.

[megaminxwin]

Oh my, do want!

Also, I'd like to see that Gamzee has made some kind of maze and hid himself in it and then scares Karkat to death when he wants to visit his friend. HONK.

Yes you do, dear god. It's INCREDIBLE.

That would be hilarious.

[genteelGunslinger]

Gunslinger: Why!?! That would be awful. Also, I do not think Karkat would allow that. I imagine more of a soft walled room, which Gamzee imagines is like what you described.
Compromises!

The Cal mini-throne is a nice touch. Speaking of, does Dave know about Gamzee's Cal(Juju)? I would like to see that meeting as well. Dave flipping out is a guilty pleasure of mine.

Does it help to understand where this was coming from if I was watching this video at the same time?

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Yea.

I did like the mini-throne idea. He can have a few Scalemate heads as his trophies.


I would like to see the final confrontation be between Dave and Gamzee, with Lil' Cal suddenly gaining life due to chuckle-voodoos feeding off Dave's fear of him*. I want it to be the biggest fear-fest and an absolute psychological confrontation as well as well as a physical one. You know, Gamzee pushing Dave to the mental brink while also trying to kill him. Break him before he kills him, make Dave question his very being, and insure he not walk away from this fight unmarred, should he survive?

Dave will not only fight Gamzee, but the very thing he has feared his whole life suddenly gaining life and now out to kill him. This would be great.

Did I mention I'm a Stephen King fan?


But you are right. Karkat wouldn't let this come to pass. Still. I can't get the image of Dave's head on top of that throne, with Lil' Cal wrapped around his disembodied neck, chuckling for eternity....

Yep. This was scary.



*a while back, there was a discussion about how maybe Gamzee actually uses fear to fuel his powers. This is how he can create things into the universe from nothing, and give life to things such as Lil' Cal. If this still holds true, Gamzee can then puppeteer Cal to life.


Edit: Yes, I've painted Gamzee the ultimate evil. Shut up, it's cool.

This is just my scary factor wanting more.


Oh, and who is hoping Gamzee has kidnapped Terezi to get Dave to confront him and have Karkat allow him to be killed because he took the person he thinks he love/hates? This would be cool.

[Kidror]

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There you go Blaperile I had them all for my 1,111th post but only a few people saw theres and two people that I know of are using theirs. I'm hoping that when Dave tries to leave Gamzee or Terezi teleports into the room. Remember the "why does this always happen" thing.

[Freack]

If we are going for creepy: Tavros' flesh has rotted off the skull. Gamzee has modified it until it makes a suitable horned-hat. Gamzee wanders around his labyrinth as a Minotaur, feasting on stray imps.

Alright, I do not have author powers. I still think Minotaur hat is creepy enough on its own without really good writing around it.
/not jelous of sweet awesome fic-blurb powers. Not at all.