There's manips involving it over in Artbound already.
huh, I guess the fans are just as quick as always. Hehe
You are the Chief of Doom in the Land of Steppe and Silence. Your chumHandle is absentmindedThinker. --you tend to think too much and sometimes you get a bit ahead of yourself-- (you now have a pesterchum)
Originally Posted by crash826
"I KN3W W3 SHOULDN'T H4V3 H4D N3P3T4 DO TH3 3CTOB1OLOGY"
Originally Posted by Cervos
Karkat explains this with bandicoots. I'll explain this with Pokemon (again[again{again}])
You've got your Johnvee and evolved him into Joltijohn and you're like well shit fuck this ground gym leader can't beat him. Gotta restart
But you wanna keep Joltijohn. So you trade Joltijohn to another game session.
You can now restart the old game. You still have Johnvee there to pick up again. He's the same but now he's different. He can live another life that's different from the original like turn him into Flarejohn.
You can also bring your old Joltijohn into your game too. You now how 2 Johns.
Can you blame the spider? That is as good as ever, MW.
Rose's face in that panel gets better everytime I look at it.
Good-bye, all you crazy party people. I expect to see you all in a shiny new thread sometime tomorrow.
Identifying myself with Candy corns!And now for my dramtic coming out that does not matter because nobody reads signatures! Have you any interest at all in TvTropes? Click on this thing and several of your wildest dreams will come true.
I got fed up with the spoiler dungeon in my previous signature. It was confusing and I did not like it. The basics boil down to this: The guy in my avatar is some variation on the work of stock photographer Gilles DeCruyenaere, probably edited insanely by a person who is super awesome. There is a fifty percent chance that that person is Ash, but sometimes other people get in on it too. AVATAR BY NIMZ WHO IS AMAZING
Also I made a tumblr because I hate myself. And now these days you will find me mostly on the tumbr. I do love you much forums. We had a good go of it. But tumblr fits a person with my attention span so much better. I still check here often, but I do not post as much. Fell free to contact me where ever, and if unsure, assume I love you.
THESE EYEBROWS NEED TO BE MUCH LARGER I AM EVEN WIGGLING THEM IN REAL LIFE
dexlyn, that was too good not to winky, i am so sorry.
so are you one of those crazy grandmas who knows karate?
I used to know Karate. Then I realized to many little kids were doing it. So I took up everything.
Previous Old Lady avatar credit to the Benevolent аshdenej.
Kanaya: You ascend to a new God Tier, ASS of ASTRAEA. Everyone becomes dizzy by the sheer magnificitude of your derriere's deification.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Also fuck I love you all.
I feel so loved.
;_;
Shut the hell up.
I WILL FIGHT YOU
Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre
Dirkbot (thats a much better name for it) wants to do the full yaoi, Jake misunderstands and piledrives him into a table covered in Japanese DVDs
Originally Posted by shinyjiggly
So... cottoncondy is a ship now? *doesn't actually follow ships that much*
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Post counts are like cup sizes: those with smaller ones feel inadequate and wish they were larger, while those with large ones feel that people don't look past the size and see them for who they are.
/profound
Originally Posted by Githe
TG: what hopen?
TT: Somebody set us up the Tumor. (sic)
EB: we get signal.
TG: what
EB: main screen turn on.
TG: its you
CG: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN FUCKWADS.
CG: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
CG: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
TG: what you say
CG: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
CG: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
EB: captain?
TG: take off every 'zig'
TG: you know what you doing
TG: move 'zig'
TG: for gr34t just1c3
TG: fuck i mean great justice
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by Conspicuous
She wears an orange jumpsuit. Orange!
She loses fashion by default.
This is truly why her death was just.
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
I AM SHORTER THAN YOU PREPARE FOR IMMINENT HUGGIFICATION
WERROO WERROO WERROO TARGET LOCKED PREPARE THE HUGPEDOES
Originally Posted by Karp
Rose's hips and and HIC's hips will engage in a hip-off to determine dominance.
The winners? Us.
Originally Posted by Karp
Sburb should really just be a Tony Hawk game, honestly. To reach god tier, you'd have to do a McTwist on your quest halfpipe.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Zaprika
You can have sad glomps! It gives the reunion more energy, a tearful glomp, a moment of shock from glomp reciver, and then a slow rertun of the hug, then deep sad huggy moment. It's cuter that way.
(Yes I watch a lot of Anime)
I would never have guessed.
Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan
Kanaya's skin is phosphorous and thus gives off light, which means her butt gives off light, and Rose is a Seer of Light, thus it stands to reason that Rose sees Kanaya's butt.
LOGIC.
How do you know if someone is interested in you?
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
When you wake up in the middle of the night and they're standing over you watching you sleep, only to disappear with a flash of lightning and a gust of wind from outside your window. The shadows on the wall will rearrange and spell out "So-and-so is iiiiinterested in you..." and all the dogs in your neighborhood will start to howl as the power goes out. Take your socks of and put them on inside out on the opposite feet, and sleep with three pillows under your head while covered with a deep purple bedsheet. If you follow these steps exactly, then the person in question will ask you out the next day.
Okay so I was like.
Yeah let's add a spider. He'd probably be scoping Kanaya's choice ass, as most would.
But then I was like.
What if he changes colors.
AND THEN I THOUGHT
What if the eyebrows...
don't stop?
have I ever mentioned
that you're amazing?
seriously
okay so while we're trying to make these scenes more accurate I figured I would do that thing I wanted to do this morning
Roughly 3 years will pass before the original kids meet the new kids - Confirmed
SB&HJ the Moive is anti-Crocker propoganda - Confirmed
Post Scratch Rose is a world famous author of wizard novels - Confirmed
Meenah was the root cause of the A1 session's failure - Plausible*
A1 Jack Noir will make an appearance
UU's juju is the bunny - the bunny is the light to Cal's dark
uu is LE, and UU is good to LE's evil* might as well be Confirmed
Dani's the coolest Super Confirmed
*Ok I'm calling this one plausible because while it was technically totally busted, she was the one who made them all be ghosts by totally killing everyone and herself so I was on to something - like, if I had just been vaguer in my wording. dammit, lamb, remember, always use the vaguest wording possible
* For proof, nearly a month before the reveal of Calliope
Okay so I was like.
Yeah let's add a spider. He'd probably be scoping Kanaya's choice ass, as most would.
But then I was like.
What if he changes colors.
AND THEN I THOUGHT
What if the eyebrows...
don't stop?
Kanaya: You ascend to a new God Tier, ASS of ASTRAEA. Everyone becomes dizzy by the sheer magnificitude of your derriere's deification.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Also fuck I love you all.
I feel so loved.
;_;
Shut the hell up.
I WILL FIGHT YOU
Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre
Dirkbot (thats a much better name for it) wants to do the full yaoi, Jake misunderstands and piledrives him into a table covered in Japanese DVDs
Originally Posted by shinyjiggly
So... cottoncondy is a ship now? *doesn't actually follow ships that much*
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Post counts are like cup sizes: those with smaller ones feel inadequate and wish they were larger, while those with large ones feel that people don't look past the size and see them for who they are.
/profound
Originally Posted by Githe
TG: what hopen?
TT: Somebody set us up the Tumor. (sic)
EB: we get signal.
TG: what
EB: main screen turn on.
TG: its you
CG: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN FUCKWADS.
CG: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
CG: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
TG: what you say
CG: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
CG: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
EB: captain?
TG: take off every 'zig'
TG: you know what you doing
TG: move 'zig'
TG: for gr34t just1c3
TG: fuck i mean great justice
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by Conspicuous
She wears an orange jumpsuit. Orange!
She loses fashion by default.
This is truly why her death was just.
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
I AM SHORTER THAN YOU PREPARE FOR IMMINENT HUGGIFICATION
WERROO WERROO WERROO TARGET LOCKED PREPARE THE HUGPEDOES
Originally Posted by Karp
Rose's hips and and HIC's hips will engage in a hip-off to determine dominance.
The winners? Us.
Originally Posted by Karp
Sburb should really just be a Tony Hawk game, honestly. To reach god tier, you'd have to do a McTwist on your quest halfpipe.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Zaprika
You can have sad glomps! It gives the reunion more energy, a tearful glomp, a moment of shock from glomp reciver, and then a slow rertun of the hug, then deep sad huggy moment. It's cuter that way.
(Yes I watch a lot of Anime)
I would never have guessed.
Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan
Kanaya's skin is phosphorous and thus gives off light, which means her butt gives off light, and Rose is a Seer of Light, thus it stands to reason that Rose sees Kanaya's butt.
LOGIC.
How do you know if someone is interested in you?
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
When you wake up in the middle of the night and they're standing over you watching you sleep, only to disappear with a flash of lightning and a gust of wind from outside your window. The shadows on the wall will rearrange and spell out "So-and-so is iiiiinterested in you..." and all the dogs in your neighborhood will start to howl as the power goes out. Take your socks of and put them on inside out on the opposite feet, and sleep with three pillows under your head while covered with a deep purple bedsheet. If you follow these steps exactly, then the person in question will ask you out the next day.
That is the most disgusting, and slightly erotic, thing I have ever thought of!
I'm pretty sure I say this almost every time I have an in-depth conversation about Homestuck.
Originally Posted by Kidror
Hello is this Jade? No this is dog.
Originally Posted by temporalPeregrine
Middle-aged man proposing to a thirteen year old girl.
HOMESTUCK
Originally Posted by RAK
unlike unreal air, you cannot ollie off into the air on the third and final antichrist.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
MSPA COMIC DISCUSSION: Tolerant of Sexualities That Do Not Yet Exist.
Originally Posted by unbeliever536
That moment when your dead alien ghost crush walks in on you arguing with an imaginary representation of your inscrutable gay suitor.
Originally Posted by Teavian
So, for example: Tavros is better than Vriska, but not as good as Dave. If Dave was a ship, he would almost be , but not really because Jade Sollux.
This one time we discussed Reversestuck.
Originally Posted by knottedOdyssey
Guys.
If you read Homestuck backwards it's about a nice man named Andrew Hussie bringing a bunch of kids back to life.
Yup.
Originally Posted by Karp
So, John makes the unfortunate mistake of staring into a death cloud, which, for this outrage, inflicts a chest wound that causes him to bleed profusely. The clouds then send their firefly minions to absorb John's powers, and, upon their success, they return to the clouds and transfer his power into them. This all occurs as WV stares on in horror.
Homestuck suddenly makes sense, now.
Originally Posted by unbeliever536
Gamzee catching Nepeta would still be bad, though. (Now he chucks her across the room into a vent)
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh no! Equius got himself tangled up in a bow! Good thing Gamzee was there to save him!
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Gamzee then puts the bow back together and backs up so Equius can throw him an arrow out of his leg!
Originally Posted by Qmark
After that Gamzee watches an ICP video in reverse which causes him to mellow out and not be so angry anymore.
Originally Posted by xqz
Dave is an incredibly dedicated sword repairman
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Jack sews WK and AR's heads back on with his sword! The green sun is shrunken down into two blue and red vials. Jade bursts through a window and restores the planets and battlefield to their session.
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
And Vriska would bring back her lusus to life AND repair his neighbors's house with her dice. Maaaaaaaan, that's one amazing spidertroll.
Originally Posted by xqz
The Midnight Crew Intermission backwards:
Absolutely nothing changes.
Originally Posted by Qmark
Jailbreak backwards: WHERE DO ALL THESE PUMPKINS KEEP COMING FROM
Originally Posted by wafflepan
I am laughing so hard at "homestuck in reverse."
Act 6 is about a cat sending girls into explosions and robot bunnies entering stuffed men while Dirk breaks up revolutions and Roxy fixes windows. Yep, sounds about right.
Originally Posted by Qmark
The Condesce and her fleet leave Earth, allowing the human race to reclaim the planet.
Later, the Draconian Dignitary shows off his skills by moonwalking across Derse.
Originally Posted by wafflepan
Courtyard Droll defuses a bomb and saves two giant chess pieces from certain doom, and on the final, thrilling page of the adventure, upon which our hero has finally returned home to earth, we learn his name.
Originally Posted by shadowedAngel
CD does the Heimlich Maneuver to Jake to save him from his peanut allergy.
Originally Posted by Doom Zero
dnecsed [S]
Jack pulls Prospit's moon out of the battlefield, attaches it back to Prospit and sews the Battlefield back together, along with extinguishing the fire that plagues it as well as bringing every soldier back to life.
John fafs about.
Dave's Bro repairs a meteor and sends it back into space, Dave descends from his gate and flies back up to the antenna tower.
Bro also pulls his sword out of the Beat Mesa and fights Jack with it, but Jack is scared and flies away.
Rose creates her first gate.
Jade fafs about.
Originally Posted by wafflepan
Gamzee is a miracle doctor.
The kids have fantastical machines that break down weapons into everyday household items, the imps they fight becoming less and less powerful as each one of them leaves the game to return home.
Originally Posted by Crispiness
Terezi, as the Seer of Mind, makes decisions first and then thinks about how they could have gone differently right after.
Originally Posted by Qmark
Meanwhile, Andrew Hussie uses his Nostradamus-like powers of prediction to write recaps for things that haven't happened yet.
Originally Posted by Doom Zero
Oh, and John pulls ectobabies off meteors that fly out of defence portals.
Bec is absorbs all of the energy in the ectobiology lab he is in, and then dissolves into a pile of goo.
Jade's robot is repaired while Jade pulls John from the Battlefield back up to his room on skaia.
The White Queen returns to a clean and perfect Prospit that Jackspers Noirlecrow had recently extinguished and repaired.
(And then I accidentally right-clicked on the flash and clicked "Rewind" instead of re-checkmarking "Play". Yeah, I think I'm done describing the flash in reverse, anyway.)
Originally Posted by Karp
After Kanaya reattaches Eridan's legs and torso with her chainsaw, he later returns the favor by using his wwhite science wwand to repair the gaping hole in her gut and regenerates the matriorb.
The world's a stage, and each of us must play our part.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
I seriously want it to be black hole powers, just so we can see another way universes get mad- actually, wait, no, don't do that hussie! That is going in my story, not yours!
okay so while we're trying to make these scenes more accurate I figured I would do that thing I wanted to do this morning
helpfully annotated, of course. AND RUSHED.
shit I have to go, bye guys
Crotch scope?
Click below for Dancin' Lil' Seb, The WV Folder and other stuff. VV Do it. VV
VV Dream Bubble Speculation VV
20:45 recalcitrantIre: ok heres my crack theory
20:45 recalcitrantIre: dreambubbles are part of a horrorterrors reproductive system
20:45 recalcitrantIre: they made them more accessible because they're getting killed off
20:46 Karp: so...by the kids dying...are they...fertilizing them?
20:46 Kroked: yeeesh
20:46 Kroked: maybe they're the semen?
20:46 Kroked: wait
20:47 Velmen: No wonder we have all these doomed timelines
20:47 Velmen: it all makes sense now
20:47 Velmen: recal
20:47 Velmen: You genius
20:47 Kroked im not sure
20:47 Velmen: basically
20:47 Flikr: The bubbles are clearly the eggs
20:47 Velmen: dreambubbles are a part of a horrorterrors reproductive system
20:47 Velmen: they made them more accessible because they're getting killed off
20:48 Flikr: Dead people grow into horrorterrors
20:48 VC-Phone: Interesting theory. Very much so.
20:48 Velmen: Kroked maybe they're the semen?
20:48 recalcitrantIre: Aradia's thousands of doomed timelines
20:48 recalcitrantIre: were like
20:48 Velmen: offshoots are necessary
20:48 recalcitrantIre: yup
20:48 Velmen: because of fertilization
20:49 Velmen: trufaxx right here