The worst way to adapt homestuck.

[dialecticBlight]

I think I can top all of these, guys. I really think I can. And sorry in advance if this has been suggested before.

Homestuck the infomercial. That thing would interrupt regularly broadcasted TV for a whole day. While trying to sell you something you can't even comprehend.

Think about it. Crying is okay.

[Acey Enn]

Anyways, I think I FINALLY came up with a BAD adaption.

Politically correct homestuck.

The sad thing is that certain parts of the fandom would legitimately love that. <_<

Also, I kind of love the concept of a Homestuck infomercial...

[TheBertRam]

A XXX parody, I don't even want to imagine the people that'd want that.

[PrincessPartyPants]

Homestuck the stageplay.

I could deal with a movie. I could deal with a miniseries. I actually think that an anime would be fine.

But a stageplay...?

uMMMMM,

Darn you! Now I want to write a stage play of Homestuck scenes completely taken out of context and have no coherence with overly dramatic actors.

It would only make sense to avid readers, but not even they would claim ownership of the abomination.

[Kíeros]

Homestuck, the postage stamp series.

Seriously, with the rising cost of postage, I'd abhor buying most any flash, let alone the whole thing.

[hero122]

Homestuck the ancient Egyptian hieroglyph.
Tourist " say, when will all these ruins be translated?"
Archeologist "about 2054"

[Descriptor]

A series of Precious Moments figurines.


Very VIOLENT Precious Moments figurines....

[wrinklefudger]

homestuck, the klingon translation

[fireicedog]

Homestuck Flakes. Part of a square breakfast! Random pesterlogs could be found on the back of the box, and inside the box you can find one of 12 troll action figures!!!

[WillSpark]

Homestuck the minimalist collage.

Just a bunch of blocks in colors that slightly resemble characters in a sort of maybe colored correct way.

Think this, but with Homestuck instead of MLP:

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[Timid]

Homestuck: The Anime

It sounds good, but it would be awful. Trust me.

Homestuck would also make a terrible novel. Half of it would be pages-long purple prose describing nothing, and the rest would be written in choppy, non-descriptive play-format. ANd then they would transfer the novel into a movie, rather than the initial source content. It would be so far removed that the only similarities were John's name and a reference to Nic Cage somehow.

Well, maybe if the writer was REALLY good, they could make it work... Maybe. Okay, probably not.

Pokemon: Homestuck Version.

... Okay I'd totally play that all the time, who am I kidding.

[Cervos]

John Egbert Vs The World

Michael Cera as John Egbert as Michael Cera

[Timid]

John Egbert Vs The World

Michael Cera as John Egbert as Michael Cera

... But... but... who would be the girlfriend he is fighting for?

inb4karkat


okay gog gotta contribute ummm how about... Homestuck: The Dating Sim.

Oh noooo shippers would like that too much!

[Varkarrus]

Homestuck, the omnicidal AI.

haha. I win.

[WillSpark]

Homestuck, the omnicidal AI.

haha. I win.

You say that as if it were a thing that hasn't already happened.

[zyborg]

Homestuck Fruit Gushers! Oh gog, the subliminal messages...

But seriously. Here's the worst.

Homestuck - the newspaper comic strip.

[colwag]

... But... but... who would be the girlfriend he is fighting for?

inb4karkat

Vriska Serket's 8 evil exs? :V

...ah who are we kidding Vriska is Envy.

[Sporkaganza]

Homestuck, the Victorian romance novel.

Wait, did I say worst? I meant best.

[hathatsright]

Homestuck the radio play, where every actor is British pretending to be American, and all the boys are played by adult women, even Jack

[Atarlost]

World of Homestuck

Can you imagine the quests? Collect 13 imp ears. Imps explode in showers of grist every damn time. If they had ears in the first place, which depending on prototyping they may not.

And the griefing. Sufferer, the griefing. Steal other players' grist by finding their alchimeter. Build deliberately labyrinthine towers. Fail to build towers. Rip out people's plumbing fixtures and use them to block doors. Giving people spinal damage and then taunting them with stairs.

[terraqueousDictator]

Homestuck the radio play, where every actor is British pretending to be American, and all the boys are played by adult women, even Jack

Homestuck the 1920's radio play, where every actor is the same obnoxiously nasal-voiced dude playing the narrator, getting steadily closer and closer to the mic - until Act 4, by which point he's reduced your eardrums to tapioca.

[wrinklefudger]

Homestuck the 1920's radio play, where every actor has heavy nasal congestion, and they must spend their entire time snorting, coughing, hacking and spitting into the microphone

[Wiwaxia]

Homestuck the anime...

...as directed by Hideaki Anno.



You think it's a mindfuck now...

[FowlJ]

Homestuck would also make a terrible novel.

Well, it could be done. Things would have to be changed to go from a comic to a book, but that doesn't necessarily mean it needs to lose quality. Most likely it'd be pretty awful though, yes.

[MrGamgee]

Homestuck as a Jackson Pollock painting.


Oh and Atarlost I don't think you can steal people's grist. Unless I remember incorrectly, John used his own grist to make Fear No Anvil at Rose's. But that game would be the worst. Everyone would find each other's alchemiters and make tons of sbahj stuff. Can you imagine coming back to your house and finding an avalanche of Sords?