How do you hope to die?

[cuttlefishCuller]

Final Fantasy style end-game boss fight. The intrepid group of heroes having fought their way through my hordes of minions and lieutenants, enter the shadow world, the reflection of reality where the well that holds the souls of humanity exists. Beating me down into defeat I swallow all of humanity, and become an abomination that they eventually manage to defeat using the wishes of all humanity. I die whilst making some vague philosophical speech about how there will always be someone like me, and that they are destined to lose.
Then a monster shows up that was apparently the cause of the entire conflict despite never having being mentioned even in passing.

[_Quietus_]

I'm at the beach on a desterted island. It's sunrise and I'm the only soul around. I lie back on the sand and listen to Nocturne Op.9 No.2 on my phone like the elitist douchebag I am. I try to chug Moët and Chandon but it spills everywhere and I choke. It doesn't really matter because my lungs were stuggling with every breath anyway. I almost, almost feel bad for wasting good wine. Mostly I think I can afford to be a little self-indulgent in my final moments. Peaceful, alone and facing it with all the fake courage I can muster.

Is this another reference I don't get?

[PolyphonicPatzer]

An ouija board told me I would die of susicid f1.
I'm hoping that will be some sort of deadly chemical invented in the future hooked up to a machine that is activated when pressing the f1 button on a computer.
I'm willing to bet it will be my idiot kismesis's fault.
♠

[Graknorke]

Except ouija boards are fakey fake fake bullshit.
So it was actually the collective agreement/complacency of every participant that you'd be killed by susicid f1. Including yourself.

[Xario1]

I hope to die while sleeping, that way it will just be an easy transition into the afterlife, no pain, no suffering while dying, just transition.

That or die fighting for something or someone I consider important. That would be a noble way to die

[Green Sun]

I hope I die just going for it, you know what I mean?

[Wacom Guy]

I'm going to kill myself when I get too old to run, and jump and stuff. I feel that life is boring without being able to get places faster than your wet blanket mother/sister.

NOT JOKING

[Eldunari]

heroicly. i want to die in an intense one on one battle fighting for someting important to me (i don't really care what). with swords. it HAS to be with swords. and it has to be long, if i get beaten fast then i'll just look lame.

[Graknorke]

You know, you could die of something that you DIDN'T dream about? (Not like there's much one won't dream about in a lifetime)

But eh, I wouldn't want to die in my sleep. While I would like it to be something awesome and badass and such, I'd just like to KNOW that I am dying. The worst thing I can think of is going to sleep as routine and then never waking up.
Because really the only significant fear I have is of mentally becoming not me, even though future me will be different to present me (if that makes sense?). I don't want to ever look back on what I believe in now and mock it. That's be almost like me dying.
Really, the worst way would be if it was like the ending of 1984 and I denounced everything I had ever believed in.
And anything besides that is cool.

But of course, number 1 dream death is in a jedi battle or something.

[Cow_Laser]

in the great glub

[Kevin54]

I think death is the number-one thing that nobody wants to be experienced.
However, for me if will die, I want my guitar to be at my side before my last breath has gone, I will rock .

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[SunglassescladGunslinger]

Slowly, for dying is not a fun thing. (trust me)

[MustLoveCats]

If you at least let me have the real Sburb game before I go away, I'll include you in my will

[Trueblader]

I wish to go out helping someone else.

[streetneko]

I wanna die while testing a real life video game simulated that attaches itself to your brain, making every thing in the game somewhat happen to you. XD It would have to be an online game though :3... So then I'm not lonely!

[yoyi22]

I hope to die in a trench

[tinning3]

I'd really like to visit space, just look at everything around the earth. If it was my last trip, I guess i could live with that [lolololololol]

[Goan]

In my sleep.

[Freack]

I intend it live forever.

So far, so good.

[tiresiasArchivist]

I'm not sure how I want to die, but I want my head shrunken and placed in a jar in my firstborn's attic.

[tinning3]

I'm not sure how I want to die, but I want my head shrunken and placed in a jar in my firstborn's attic.

You only want that in case sBurb is invented and you can be revived as a brainsprite don't you? :P

[tiresiasArchivist]

You only want that in case sBurb is invented and you can be revived as a brainsprite don't you? :P

It would certainly be a plus!

[Gelatino]

It's not about how you die, it's about what happens after you die. After all, you only die once, but your corpse can potentially last forever. My death will ideally occur during a battle with a powerful wizard, but in such a way that the corpse is preserved (maybe I will be encased in ice, or my brain will be fried by a powerful psychic attack). After that, I want my body to be launched into space so I can gaze at the many heavenly bodies for all eternity.

[Graknorke]

It's not about how you die, it's about what happens after you die. After all, you only die once, but your corpse can potentially last forever. My death will ideally occur during a battle with a powerful wizard, but in such a way that the corpse is preserved (maybe I will be encased in ice, or my brain will be fried by a powerful psychic attack). After that, I want my body to be launched into space so I can gaze at the many heavenly bodies for all eternity.

Except you won't be able to.
Because you will be dead.

[Jetroid]

>I don't know how I want to die, but I know for sure I want to die with my loved one(s).