How do you hope to die?

[Youkoi]

hopefully not in a violent or painful manner
dying of old age would be just ok with me
wow that's boring

[_Quietus_]

I don't see why nobody wants to die a heroic death
It's not like you'll be resurrected if you don't

[ImperatorMortis]

On my quest bed.

I wish I said this from the start.

[Nelsonizzy]

I always had an idea for what I want to say as I die, should I die peacefully with people around me, that is.
I thought, "what is the dumbest thing I can say to fuck up the mood of my death for everyone?"
And then it hit me:

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"Stick a fork in me, I'm done."

Hopefully I will die right when I say that.

[YoshiEgg360]

I'd be near a flaming cross in a sacred tomb. I would mount a golden stepladder and don a headdress crafted from the head and skin of a mighty tiger. I would grab my electric guitar, playing the greatest guitar solo known to reality, and slowly take off my unfathomably pointy sunglasses. A psychic inferno would shoot from my eyes, hoisting me up to the cross, and The Dark Lord Cthulhu Himself and I would perform a respectful brofist before He would pull back His hand to pierce my limbs to the cross.

And then I would be hit by a train.

[Needlewitch]

preferably something that leaves a pretty corpse.

[literaryUrsine]

✏I hope to die in a rather spectacular manner shortly after finishing my βook. Pawsiβly something βloody and heroic, undouβtedly something painful. I've made too many enemies to go peaceaβly.

[Phantos]

This is the best thread this forum will ever see.

[tiiamat]

By taking a poop so strong I pass out from the energy needed to get it out, and then hit my head on the sink and slump onto the floor and bleed to death or die of concussion caused by it.

[_Quietus_]

And that's how he hopes to die

[Mouseiana]

Comfortably in a warm bed, surrounded by people I care about being able to reflect on a lifetime of achievement.

Or fighting a robot T-rex that shoots flaming teddy bears from its nose.

Either or I guess.

[Five]

Being slapped to death by breasts.
Death by badger
Boot to the head

In my sleep, or at least in bed, surrounded by my family, telling my wife I'm sorry that we never lived at those waterfalls. Cookie for who gets the refrence.

[Toa Lord Sothe]

Before I'm 30.

[qurl-aranea]

I'd like to die with a pencil in my hand, still taking all nighters drawing and trying to meet deadlines. sigh;~

[Freack]

From a disease that they eventually name after me. Hopefully the symptoms are something cool like: you grow to be around 80 years old, and then all of the sudden you look thirty again and become super smart for about a week and then you spontaneously combust.
But it could be anything really, so long as it gets my name put on it.

[Golden-Yoghurt]

As long as it doesn't involve explosions, falling, gas gangrene, burning, knives, haemorrhagic fevers, knives, trains, guns, insects, + all the other horrible ways to die I can't think of right now.

[_Quietus_]

Anyone up for dying of laughing?
I'll write a joke that's so funny it will kill

[Five]

Anyone up for dying of laughing?
I'll write a joke that's so funny it will kill

SAY NO MORE.

[Eisen]

Besides the generic "in my sleep/painless/quick" stuff, I actually would enjoy dying in space, particularly if I were in a vessel that lost oxygen supply. In that scenario, humans slowly lose brain function before becoming incapacitated. And, let's face it, space is fucking beautiful, alright?

Also, hypothermia or bleeding to death. Preferably somewhere beautiful. As long as I can stare into a soothing void of light reflections and my brain isn't too overloaded by agony, I think I'd be pretty happy as I went.

[_Quietus_]

I guess being cut virtically in half wouldn't be a bad way to go
You'd be conscious in both halves of your body for a very short time

[Ross_Varn]

Meaningfully.

[ImperatorMortis]

Comfortably in a warm bed, surrounded by people I care about.

I always get confused when people say this. Do they literally want all the people they care about crowded around their bed as they die?

I would hate that. Just them staring at me waiting for me to kick the filial pail. Motherfucking creepy IMO.

[ImperatorMortis]

Anyone up for dying of laughing?
I'll write a joke that's so funny it will kill

Will this count as murder?

Judge:"Mr._Quietus_, you have been charged with murder by joke. Do you have anything to say for yourself?"
_Quietus_: "Yes your Honor..."*stands up slowly*


"Knock knock-"

[_Quietus_]

For all of you who don't know what I'm talking about

[Five]

> Five: Death by bagel