How do you hope to die?

[Sheepers]

By being crushed underfoot by a rampaging mob of angry killer hippopotamuses. I have forseen it.

Being realistic about it though, natural causes. That or from suffering an aneurysm for various nonsensical reasons.

[Descriptor]

Getting kit by a Crocket.

Because seriously, Crockets are just such BS.

[_Quietus_]

Too many suicidal people comment on this thread, god fucking damn.

[Zaprika]

Asthma if anything other than old age or attack by mutant squirrel.

[_Quietus_]

A squirrel with one less leg than a regular squirrel is going to kill you?

[AkitakaPS]

Probably electrocution. My random tinkering has GOT to end badly one of these days.

[Mustavus]

Playing roshambo with Superman.

[_Quietus_]

I don't get it

[Mustavus]

roshambo
a game; to kick each other in the balls over an object, last one standing wins.

I had no idea it also meant rock paper scissors.

[SunshineNoka]

Hopefully of old age, where I'll still be in this chair drawing on a tablet~

That or the fear of the titanium bars screwed in my spine breaking in two if I bend too far becomes possibly real.

[_Quietus_]

So... You're saying it will scare you to death, or that you will die from the screws breaking?

[SunshineNoka]

If titanium bars snapping in two from the slightest bend becomes physically possible, then it'll be from the bars yes.
I wouldn't be surprised if it scared me to death either.

[Hanky Panky]

Probably a gunshot wound from a random mugger when I tell him to shoot me because he's not getting my fucking wallet. Or a knife wound.

[Monobrow]

Cancer definitely.

[Xerom]

If not by zombies, then probably during a home invasion.
Seriously hoping for that zombie apocalypse though.

[~ATH]

Well let's see.

First, I wake up after being passed out on the street, only to discover that everybody else has suddenly dropped dead. I despair for a bit, then I remember that I have the world to myself. I travel everywhere, break in places, and wreak havoc. I get a bit lonely, decide to look around for any survivors, starting with my family and friends. This quest continues for many years, with intermittent bouts of dread, hopelessness, or insanity. I eventually exhaust myself and pass out. I look around for food, but by that time, everything's expired or too hard to catch and eat. I wander desperately, start hallucinating, and eventually collapse, too tired to move. As my eyes close, I see a mysterious figure approaching from far away.

I wake up in a dark room, look to my left, and see a pretty young woman. Woman starts fawning over me, making sure I'm alright. I reply, yeah. Then I become happy that there is someone else, and of an opposite gender at that. We discuss what to do, and eventually decide to propagate. We look down on our child, and cry for the fate of a better future. We provide for this child the best way we possibly can. But then we realize that inbreeding is inevitable unless I find somebody else. We continue our trek around the world, and have our happy days and sad days. We find a group of refugees eventually, and are overjoyed. By that time, I'm already getting on with age. Eventually, I can't move anymore. I lean over to my wife and say... "Dear, I-"

AND THEN THE PLANET EXPLODES OR SOMETHING.

failing that, snu-snus.

[_Quietus_]

If not by zombies, then probably during a home invasion.
Seriously hoping for that zombie apocalypse though.

In all seriousness, you'd probably be a zombie

[Marbles]

My family history would say I should die of heart disease, but my low blood pressure and pulse rate says otherwise.

I'm guessing cancer. :P

[~|CptPorkins|~]

Either falling off or down something, or a shelf falling on me.
I fall down shit so often, it's not funny.
And at work the other day, i painting smashed into my face. Just up and jumped at me.

[kayosTheory]

I think on my diet it's a miracle I'm still alive right now, so I'd say I'll drop dead of a heart attack by the time I'm 20. Somehow I haven't gotten fat, though. :T

[Art Rosvos]

Probably something that would involve the phrases,"Trust me I know what I'm doing." and then "Well that didn't work."

[_Quietus_]

Fear is always recommended
But not manditory

Probably something that would involve the phrases,"Trust me I know what I'm doing." and then "Well that didn't work."

maybe even the phrases
"I'm pretty sure it's not poisonous"
Or even
"I switched the glasses while you weren't looki-"

[Specs112]

"I'm pretty sure it's not poisonous"
Or even
"I switched the glasses while you weren't looki-"

"Does anybody know what this thing does?"
or
"Don't worry guys, it isn't loaded."
or
"Ooh, what is that? It's shiny! Can I see?"

proposal: have a best/worst last words contest

[mageofhope178]

I'll die in a massive firefight in war from shrapnel wounds that have blown off from the recent grenade. Just kidding.
Probably of natural causes.

[_Quietus_]

In some very unfortunate cases
"Let's go, mano y mano"
I do feel very bad about that
But he did bring it upon himself

Also
"Be careful about the stairs dog!"

"It doesn't really matter if you cross the streams"