STuCK [Thread II]

[Big Bad]

LAST PAGE BEFORE SAN JAPAN THE FLIGHT IS IN LESS THAN 12 HOURS AHUFHUDHUFHUDFD

>Message: Be completely unimportant.

==> Message: Be Completely Unimportant

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SARA SWANSON called CHRIS BLOOM over Skype.

Chris: Wat.
Sara: BEBEH
Chris: Wat.
Sara: BEBEH I WANT JOO.
Chris: Ohmai.
Sara: YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME.
Chris: Aww yiss. I want to feel you in my ladybits.
Sara: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Chris: MHMMMMMMM
Sara: AWESOME
Chris: Anyways, would you mind putting Sara on, Tom?
Sara: Yeah, sure.
Chris: Cool.
Sara: Kaw.
Chris: Woof. So...My phone signal is currently dead.
Sara: As is my laptop, the power in my house, and my modem.
Chris: Annnd yet your call got through.
Sara: Uh-huh.
Chris: That's weirdddd.
Sara: So.
Chris: So.
Chris: What's up?
Chris: I'm like neck-deep in shenanigans right now.
Sara: Factory?
Chris: A'yup.
Sara: Fight'n robots?
Chris: No.
Chris: Well.
Chris: I dunno? I'm apparently not the only one here.
Sara: I warned you about those ghosts, bro.
Chris: Harglebargle.
Chris: I hope ghosts are weak to cards then.
Chris: Or, alternatively, ghosts are really strong against Thunder King Rai-oh.
Chris: Because its being fucking annoying right now.
Sara: Wat?
Chris: Cards seem to be working IRL now.
Chris: Retiari busted down the door and Rai-oh is messing with electronics in the wall.
Chris: So signal blackout a'hoy and I can snoop around.
Chris: ...Actually, now that I said that out-loud, that doesn't really even make sense.
Chris: He goes beep. Alarms don't trip. Feels good, bro.
Sara: That's cool.
Sara: So are we gonna start this game soon?
Sara: Cause its getting kinda late, Katie vanished somewhere, I'm hungry, not sure how long I'll remain in SupriseInternetJesus' good graces, and 5String is pissed.
Chris: Oh, uh...Soon? I think I need to go down like two more hallways to get my laptop.
Sara: Aren't you gonna play on the company computer?
Chris: Yeah, but you underestimated the what-the-fuckness that happened since last time.
Chris: Chloe attack, sylladex at my laptop and flung it into the factory, I get a pair of magic gloves, and I get a headache every time I try to remember what happened after I left McDonalds.
Sara: ...Oh
Chris: Exactly.
Chris: So I'm grabbing my computer first, heading to the other computer, and then we'll get the ball rolling.
Chris: All while avoiding whatever is in Sec-.
Chris: Oh...
Chris: Dis hallwayyyyy...
Chris: Fuck this hallway. Nope nope nope.

[Godo-kun]

>Explain your discomfort for this hallway, either in narrative or while chatting to Sara or whoever is on the other end of the line.

[informativeCloud]

>Exposit.

[Tayruu]

"I get a headache every time I try to remember what happened after I left McDonalds."
... *checks those updates*
I don't see anything strange outside leaving then entering the factor- oh. I don't see anything.

Of course this analysis might be misaimed...

[Malrone]

Fuck that hallway in the most erotic way possible.

>Gird yourself.

[TerminalArtiste]

Chris: Do something NSFW to the hallway.

You know it wants it.

[Big Bad]

LIVE FROM SEA WORLD

Fuck you, children supporting animal conservation. We're webcomic artists.

[llamamiah]

Woohoo! You tell 'em, guys! :3

[Big Bad]

So we decided to do some...special updates while we're on our trip :V

<== sH: Be sH

[BenBen]

It has occured to me that I haven't been read/geeking over this thread as hard as I was the last. This shall be remedied.

[Big Bad]

<== Security Guard: Take photo


You take a photo of some weird people sitting on a bench. You're not sure who they are or what they want, but they creep you out immensely.

<== u: Reveal yourself!


Lunch is ruined oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

<== Fine! Then pP: Reveal yourself!


Okay, okay!

The princess is finally revealed! She looks so pretty in that tiara. Surely he will have some magical, amazing powers that will help her and his companions along in the story.

Oh, and...

<== sH and sD: Be officially dating


Aww yiss.

[llamamiah]

Man, I never would've thought that Todd had a moustache. Also, congrats to you guys! This seems to mean that we have an official ST ship and an official CK ship. :3

[TerminalArtiste]

You guys are hilarious.

Out of curiosity, what is that tatoo on sH's back?

[GG7]

You guys are hilarious.

Out of curiosity, what is that tatoo on sH's back?

Isn't it that thing from the flash when she was on derse?

[BenBen]

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<== sH and s Be officially dating


Aww yiss.

D'awwwwwww.

[HighwayWizard]

ASHGGAKSVaskGFA pictures and videos and shenanigans. Katie: In the tornado machine, you are the Marilyn Monroe. It's you. Also I cannot help but notice that Todd and I are rocking the same general look with the long hair and beard and black shirt, although I forgo the 'stache and wear hoodies instead. At all times. Even in the summer. COME AT ME HEAT WAVES. I WAS BORN IN FLORIDA, I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU.

[goggleman64]

> Chris: Thrust your way down this hallway!

Also another d'awwww

[KingFissure]

and wear hoodies instead. At all times. Even in the summer. COME AT ME HEAT WAVES. I WAS BORN IN FLORIDA, I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU.

I think you missed the part where I'm wearing a hoodie, outside, in the texas summer heat. I can't say I wear hoodies, plural, but I do wear the one, all the time. "even in the summer.'
Psh.

[HighwayWizard]

D: I totally did, derp. Well the more hoodies the.. hoodie..r.. it is.
:I

[Big Bad]

Hey folks! We're all back home (kinda!) so updates should start back up as soon as I finish some school stuff.

<== Sea World: Be special


"Hurrrrr feeshies"

<== Gladiator Beast Retiari: Use your ultimate attack


"Ego sum ​​nimis somnolentus curare. Ire, homines."

<== STCK: Hunt for Creepers


"We could claim we're doing this for inspiration for the server."
"...Oh fuck, I forgot to pay that. Guess that's the end of that :I"

<== STCK: Be Simple and Clean


"You're wrong, Ansem! Kingdom Hearts is..."
"LIGHT!"

Nobody gets our inside jokes. Nobody.

<== Sara: Reveal secrets


"You know, this is totally a spoiler for the comic :V"

Yes it is, Sara. Yes it is.

<== u: Reveal yourself!


The 'u' in STuCK stands for Denny's.

<== Be the Brony


"8I"
"8I"
"8I"
"8I"

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"Best 20 bucks I've ever spent."

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<== ST: Puke


"Why won't they stop?!"
"I lost my appetite."

<== Katie: Take Chris on a fancy date, be fancy


It was really fucking fancy <3

<== [S] STCK: Ride the Ride


<== [S] STuCK: Reveal Your True Intentions

[llamamiah]

Too awesome for comprehension. :3

[TerminalArtiste]

I reiterate: you guys are HILARIOUS.

[Crafter1300]

OK YOU WIN
HAVE AN INTERNET

[HighwayWizard]

Play ALL the card games!
Sounds like a funtimes vacation. :P

[Big Bad]

>Explain your discomfort for this hallway, either in narrative or while chatting to Sara or whoever is on the other end of the line.

>Exposit.

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"MOST DIRECT ROUTE TO SPECIFIED LOCATION: MAIN LOBBY."
"Can't we go aro-"
"NO. BOOP."

==> Chris: Whine

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Sara: Having problems?
Chris: Mehhhhh...
Sara: Yes that was a very concise and well-illustrated thought.
Chris: ...Remember when I said there were robot ghosts?
Sara: Yes?
Chris: I kinda wasn't joking.
Sara: ...Oh?
Chris: Ever stumble across something like an old video game that you forgot you had or even played then suddenly you're hit with a wave of nostalgia?
Sara: Occasionally. I am a gold medalist in tripping over and finding old sketchbooks.
Chris: And were you ever so nostalgic that you get a headache remembering all the stuff associated with that item?
Sara: Maybe? Yes?
Chris: Thaaaaaaaaat's this hallway. It's the hallway of could've-beens and never-were robots.
Sara: So basically a hallway of all your bad robots?
Chris: Exactlyyyyyy. I'm the world's biggest sore loser.