Lord English's Tea Party Imminent

[Githe]

Seems I must answer for my crimes...

So, what's the relationship between Jane and Roxy (there aren't any arrows, just a line)

It exists with no one to carry it. Neither Jane nor roxy have any interest, and yet cotton candy persists.

Githe, why is Jade in love with her bio Dad, and Jane in love with her Bio son?

Obviously it's because all lines converge on Jake, and Jane is a sad, sad little girl.

[Kidror]

Jake will totally have the hots for Jane but she'll be really embarrassed about it and Roxy will be liek "she's fuck.he's* into you *wonk* get in there *wonk* *wonk*

[Karp]

Why can't I hold all these ships?

Also, I think I'm going to hit the hay. G'night folks. Pchooooo.

[cinereousSynesthete]

3 years older serenity will look suspiciously dead, I think

[Githe]

3 years older serenity will look suspiciously dead, I think

It'll be serenity MCXVI

[Nokob]

(actually I jsut wanted to create mirroring threeways.)
((You'll notice gamzee is caught up in some form of imaginary pairing with Dirk.))

???

[recalcitrantIre]

3 years older serenity will look suspiciously dead, I think

Maybe game-construct fireflies are significantly more robust than normal fireflies. I mean, she's smart enough to know morse code, whos to say that SBURB doesn't make them live longer than usual

[Githe]

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This is exactly it, thank you.

[kmsumrall]

I figure the thread is moving too fast for this, but eh, why not. Here is to hoping for interesting posts.

So, what I'm getting from this thread is that killerlamb really like Dave, and Roxy is making a harem of dads for the purpose of wonking at abss and such, while seahorses are being used as underwater pack mules, carrying around Jake who is a shipping chart tattooed to Dirk's body only for Gamzee to cut it off and add it to his body hoard, which is against the soul alliance, except for Kanaya, who is shipping herself to hunt clowns, and while doing this, she helps set up stable time loops so Karkat can talk red at himself only for people on the forum to see this and sacrifice the feeling to gain the power to put other forum members to sleep at a moments whim, that whim being when Karkat decides that he doesn't want to hate himself anymore, but seeing as the red feeling where used in a ritual, he would hate himself again, thus no one would go to sleep, and then-

So what I'm getting from this post is Dave Karkat Karkat OT3 5ever?

Hey! Who gave you permission to make a variation on SWIGFTTI?
Bluh, all the read after that is more shipping talk.

[bloodyEmissary]

Hey! Who gave you permission to make a variation on SWIGFTTI?
Bluh, all the read after that is more shipping talk.

Sorry, kmsumrall.
Won't happen again

[cinereousSynesthete]

Maybe game-construct fireflies are significantly more robust than normal fireflies. I mean, she's smart enough to know morse code, whos to say that SBURB doesn't make them live longer than usual

I hope this turns out to be the case. After all, serenity is the most important character in Homestuck.

After Ms Paint, of course, who will single-handedly defeat Lord English now that they have met.

[P_equals_NP]

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doing things for graph theory is the best possible reason for anything

[kmsumrall]

Sorry, kmsumrall.
Won't happen again

See that it doesn't.

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Or at the very least, make it just as crazy (?) as I do.

[TimelessGallifreyan]

Hey! Who gave you permission to make a variation on SWIGFTTI?
Bluh, all the read after that is more shipping talk.

Is it really bad I don't know what SWIGFTTI is?

Maybe game-construct fireflies are significantly more robust than normal fireflies. I mean, she's smart enough to know morse code, whos to say that SBURB doesn't make them live longer than usual

Maybe the weird physics plays a part too (how can a dying WV stay alive for three years on a desolate meteor flying through space, and will get help at the destination)

[recalcitrantIre]

Is it really bad I don't know what SWIGFTTI is?

Its quite literally the first thing in his posts. Short for "So what I'm getting from this thread is...", its a thing he does fairly frequently to sum up the events of the thread so far

but they're not done seriously so they're just big walls of jokes

[kmsumrall]

Is it really bad I don't know what SWIGFTTI is?

It is a thing I am know form. Often when I wake up, I get on the forum and 'summarize' the last few pages of the thread in differing levels of accuracy and crazy.
SWIGFTTI stands for "So What I'm Getting From This Thread Is"

[TimelessGallifreyan]

Its quite literally the first thing in his posts. Short for "So what I'm getting from this thread is...", its a thing he does fairly frequently to sum up the events of the thread so far

but they're not done seriously so they're just big walls of jokes

Okay, I don't feel so stupid anymore, thanks (I knew about the walls of jokes, just not what it stood for)

[P_equals_NP]

some people who aren't kms try to do it sometimes too, but they're usually not as good. when it comes to swigfitties, ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUENTS

[kmsumrall]

The fact that I have become well known (?) for this almost scares me.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

What in the taint-chaffing fuck is going on here I've completely lost track.

[recalcitrantIre]

What in the taint-chaffing fuck is going on here I've completely lost track.

Well its sort of mellowed down but people were doing shipping grids of various kids and occasionally trolls, quite silly if you ask me

[Nokob]

but they're not done seriously so they're just big walls of jokes

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

oh wait there's the :mspa:, that means it's not serious, right?

whew

[kholhaus]

yes. Shipping grids ARE silly.

Which is why we should have a game of chess where different characters are assigned to different pieces on the board, based on omnipotency and shipping potential. The last ones standing after the King is taken, or at a stalemate, are the ones that are shipped together with complicated rules.

[Freack]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

oh wait there's the :mspa:, that means it's not serious, right?

whew

Were you invested in kms serious-ness? Because it is so un-serious.

e: Shipping Chess? Amazing, and also means that Jake, as the most shippable, is one of the queens.

[TimelessGallifreyan]

yes. Shipping grids ARE silly.

Which is why we should have a game of chess where different characters are assigned to different pieces on the board, based on omnipotency and shipping potential. The last ones standing after the King is taken, or at a stalemate, are the ones that are shipped together with complicated rules.

Nah, too lazy

I just use dice, or the prophecies of the random shipping generators found across the internets