Me. It's going to happen anyway, since it clearly state that she has embarrassed herself for a lifetime. And we all know that usually mean the exact opposite will happen.
The big flash Hussie may or may not be working on is just Jane constantly humiliating herself on Pesterchum.
Click below for Dancin' Lil' Seb, The WV Folder and other stuff. VV Do it. VV
VV Dream Bubble Speculation VV
20:45 recalcitrantIre: ok heres my crack theory
20:45 recalcitrantIre: dreambubbles are part of a horrorterrors reproductive system
20:45 recalcitrantIre: they made them more accessible because they're getting killed off
20:46 Karp: so...by the kids dying...are they...fertilizing them?
20:46 Kroked: yeeesh
20:46 Kroked: maybe they're the semen?
20:46 Kroked: wait
20:47 Velmen: No wonder we have all these doomed timelines
20:47 Velmen: it all makes sense now
20:47 Velmen: recal
20:47 Velmen: You genius
20:47 Kroked im not sure
20:47 Velmen: basically
20:47 Flikr: The bubbles are clearly the eggs
20:47 Velmen: dreambubbles are a part of a horrorterrors reproductive system
20:47 Velmen: they made them more accessible because they're getting killed off
20:48 Flikr: Dead people grow into horrorterrors
20:48 VC-Phone: Interesting theory. Very much so.
20:48 Velmen: Kroked maybe they're the semen?
20:48 recalcitrantIre: Aradia's thousands of doomed timelines
20:48 recalcitrantIre: were like
20:48 Velmen: offshoots are necessary
20:48 recalcitrantIre: yup
20:48 Velmen: because of fertilization
20:49 Velmen: trufaxx right here
Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.
Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.
Quotes:
Originally Posted by shadowedAngel
Originally Posted by OrangeAipom
Hussie will never make your dreams come true.
Because he is lazy.
Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Originally Posted by pirrou
Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.
I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this
But look at your avatar...
Originally Posted by Kíeros
Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.
"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.
His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.
Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."
Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.
Originally Posted by Wulf
Originally Posted by rogue of void
Originally Posted by FowlJ
Originally Posted by Panda-s1
naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.
Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.
That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.
Was, he got off on those charges remember?
Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!
but I did think about it. I guess that's basically the same thing.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
WOW
I am kinda incredulous right now. Hopy shit I just...
I promise I will never do anything like that to anybody if I ever make a list of shoutouts. Oh man, no way.
Credit goes to mysteriousOutsider for my banner, and Ashdenej for my avatar. You are both wizards.
Check my signature often, because it's going to be growing moderately quickly in the future. Some things to expect: LISTS. LISTS OF THINGS FRIVOLOUS IN NATURE.
Pear Puns:
Apearil Fools.
a new pearson
Pearcisely
my own pearsonal spin
appearantly
you appear to be mistaken
inspearation
pearsona
pearished
one true pearing
Hilarious Misspellings of Homestuck Names:
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
Originally Posted by Freack
You know what a better question is? How did the Condense get to Earth?
Are universes A and B secretly connected?
STOP MAKING THAT ERROR.
IT'S CONDESCE.
CON-
MOTHERFUCKING
-DESCE
Lor Denglish
Things Doom Zero is Bad at:
Sports
Important to remember:
Originally Posted by DoomZero
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Topic: Please everyone explain to me what the hell A1, A2, B1, B2 are.
It's a classification system. The first digit represents the universe, and the second represents the "instance" or, as some people believe, the timeline.
Think of the recently released albums. Universe A is the trolls' universe. I suspect it was named A because it's the earliest universe we look at. We probably won't see the universe that came before A, but it does exist.
Universe B is the kids' universe. There's no reason why it's called B, just that it came after universe A. That's all.
Then, the number could either represent the 'instance' of the universe, or the timeline. So, for B1. You could say that it's the first timeline/instance of the B universe. It's the first because, as far as we know, it's the original unaltered timeline. You could call it an instance though. Basically, what separates B1 from B2 is the Scratch. If you think of them as timelines, B1 and B2 are identical up to a specific point. Before the timelines diverge, it is simply the B universe. Some people would rather call them "Universal instances", however, because we really don't know how much of an effect the Scratch had on Universe B.
When referring to specific characters, it's easier to use this classification system than it is to assign a name to every version of every character. Dave's brother can either be called "Bro" or "B1 Dirk". Dirk's brother, similarly, can be called B2 Dave or... whatever people have begun calling him. It works with most characters, as long as you remember to say "A_" when talking about trolls. A1 Mindfang is the same character as Aranea, while A1 Vriska is most certainly not the same as A2 Vriska.
I think people should use this system and spread it around for more people to use, because it honestly gets crazy when people try to differentiate between characters by saying "Alpha" or "Beta". Absolutely impossible.
Originally Posted by User 18
Originally Posted by Doom Zero
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
Windows peaked at XP. Every other UI is just lame.
I've been using XP my whole life, bro. Simply the best OS.
One thing I dislike about Win7 is that you can't change between windows as fluently. Is there a setting or something that disables automatic bunching of windows into one icon? I want to be able to change windows in one click. I don't want to have to click the Chrome icon and then select the individual window icon. It would make multitasking so bloody hard for me.
Originally Posted by User 18
Yes, Win8 is coming out soon. I personally like Win 7 much better, although Win 8 has only been run in a limited VM environment.
I would recommend you get Win 7 while you still can. The compatibility may be similar, but the interface is very different.
Ah. This is where I betray the newness of my interest in software (~6 months). As opposed to my interest in hardware (~6 years)
Hmm. Yeah. I dunno, bro. As long as Win 7 is as easily navigable as XP, I'll be happy with it.
Right click on taskbar -> Properties.
Taskbar buttons -> set to never combine.
Hit apply.
Done in 5 seconds. You're welcome.
Live Free or Sigquote Hard:
Originally Posted by Reecer6
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
Guys.
The cost of one of the nonsense movies/moives/movovies.
2.890.1
It must be significant.
SOMEBODY 8R8K OUT THE MATHS WE MUST CRACK THIS CODE
8+9+0=17
17*2=34
34-1=33
33=11+11+11
OH GOD
Originally Posted by Dmatix
It would be just like one of my Japanese animes.
Here is Bro. Calling this a poem is stretching the definition quite a bit, but Bro is a silly character anyway, cool as he may be.
Pointy shades, bulbous rump
Ironic coolness, rhymes I pump
Shatterproof sword, Causal cap
Layers of satire, I take no crap
Flashy moves, tasty groves
Never lose, always the one to choose
Faster than sound, flashing around
Cutting fools down, fighting black clowns
Jet board, can’t be ignored, check out the sword
Slashing through imps like metaphysical gourds
Grist hoard, everything afford, won every single possible award
Shit so easy, I get bored.
Got Cal, best pal, me and him is an entire cabal
Bounce a coin, try not to look sad;
It won’t get to land before I send you
Beaten so bad like a kick to the groin
You can’t beat Bro at shit, I’m simply the best there is
Holding a monopoly on the asskicking biz.
Originally Posted by mas369
I love how everyone is trolling everyone else with fake details about the flash. It's like Cascade all over again. Epspecially because it is longer than Cascade.
Edit: Wait, I thought that [S] DD : Ascend was the only page posted. I'm going back and looking at the other pages.
Originally Posted by Dreamscythes231
It is liked that metaphor. In this metaphor, a universe is a frog with thousand of pages. If they didn't succeed,they restart and write on the other side.
Appreciation (sorry my memory is shitty and I can't remember individual things!)
Wiwaxia
You have a cool avatar and are from Canada, which doesn't really exist.
Freack
You're pretty cool, even if you do apparently like sports.
kmsumrall
You have a great sense of humour and share my interest in logging random things.
genteelGunslinger
You are a kind Australian.
BinarySobriquet
how do you have a sobriquet in binary . . .
Legendary
You love Karkat and know your stuff!
Cervos
You have the lightning. (I FUCKING LOVE YOUR AVATAR.)
recalcitrantIre
You're one of the guys who's created a forum persona. That's pretty cool. even though it's not intimidating in the slightest
mysteriousOutsider
fuck you (not really)
gryphonicSonneteer
You like the X3 smiley.
Doom Zero
You try to keep us on track and love Bro! /ships AG and DZ
Cerelan
You have a self-drawn avatar! That's pretty sweet.
The_Codfish
Another who recognises the awesomeness of fish.
knightErrant
Hey! Come back! Three posts is a very potential number of posts.
Daysi
You are funny and I find your avatar to be unsuited for your personality. It's still pretty, though. (Also Florida? Florida is cool because it has the Everglades.)
Reecer6
One time I went through the member list chronologically. You're pretty old.
Stormspirit
Yeah, art. And you're not a complete douchebag like SOME PEOPLE.
umbralOverseer
Nice avatar!
General-jwj
You contribute to general funniness! I don't really understand your avatar or name, though.
ashdenej
eeeeeeeevil (not really you're pretty cool and make awesome avatars)
Kieros
You're pretty snarky.
CrapofallTrades
I know you from the Eridan thread! I think!
enchantingRecluse
Don't be intimidated to make posts!
Darlos9D
Hey!
Alterdeus
Hello! You probably won't read this because I haven't seen you post much.
Sheepers
message from the future: sheep
Crumplehat
You have a sweet name/avatar.
GT-01
Nice pipe!
shadowedAngel
You are insanely good at badass manips.
Fuffles57
I guess you had a revelation too? *is just going to people's latest posts for this*
HeeCawRoo
I can't look at your name without thinking “Figaro.”
bloodyEmissary
You're the least snarky of the gang of four. Also you should break your N key.
Wade Wilson
You read the entire thread.
Karp
The WV folder is awesome, as is your art. boner
Ace of Dark-Hearts
Secretly an amazing artist and musician.
Sheepykins
SHEEP I have some sheep.
Dexlyn
Newbie! As crazy as mO.
P_equals_NP
YOU BEAT ANDREW HUSSIE. That's really all there is to say on the matter.
PaladinFoster
You made your own avatar, and it's pretty fly.
xqz
Secretly awesome. (no really: you know the word plays, and have a gimmicky avatar, and are kind to people)
Primal Zed
Another dude with a persona. Personas are rad.
terminallyCapricious
Thanks for all those contribution concerning angels.
caliginousChemical
I almost get whatever your username is referencing.
AnarchyGalaxy
You like Dave. /ships AG and kl
ZeroTron
Coooooooome baaaaaaaack . . .
Triangle Man
Does whatever a triangle can.
Psiberpunk
You are a fan of Homestuck and break keyboards because of it.
psychoticArctolatry
Interests: Bears. That's really all there is to say on the matter.
colwag
douchedag
Vdogam3r
[FAD] is the best avatar. Seriously. Also you're pretty funny.
MythicalWashrag
You appreciate the innuendo.
Conspicuous
I find your theories interesting. And that is indeed a beautiful avatar.
PumpkinMan
Portmanteaus are awesomelarious!
scorpioAscendant
Interesting reacts!
Shardwing
That is an amazing post count for one so old. I am in fucking awe.
Githe
I like your avatar, and you made a sweet rhyme once.
Daniel990
Not going to do this because of my signature.
terribleTrickster
Oh hey you changed your avatar! I think you are probably busy . . . or maybe you're on at godly hours and I just haven't been reading. Anyway, you're part of another headcanon trio (kl and kO)
Blaperile
You're pretty non-snarky! And also cool. (And thank you for your response to my first post! It was kind of awesome.)
audiodoll
You're fairly new! And . . . disdainful?
vlad3163
Wow, I guess you're an audiosurf champion.
TyeDyeHumps
A droog of the Old Lady Beatdown Duo.
Dragonstorm
A non-jerky Vriska fan. (CRAZY) Also you're the only person I've seen with “Dragon” in their username, which is unprecedented in other forums. Also you love broccoli and this is turning into a Dragonstorm lovefest? I don't even really know you . . .
errorabbit
Nice quips! I wish I knew better comedic terminology . . .
gimmethegepgun
You aren't frisky!Sollux. Why would you think you were frisky!Sollux.
Crispiness
*11minutelong[s]enter* not really
cinereousSynesthete
Splural forms of octopus.
Milcah
Your shipping is fun.
yrr
“Your” pretty cool.
temporalPeregrine
Your avatar and profile pictures are awesome DABEZ.
oogley
Nice folder that was inspired by Comic Discussion! (Shit my grammar is really breaking down.)
Destruction Dragon 360
I at first thought you were a douchebag, but you're actually pretty cool.
JordanTH
I always wondered what was up with your avatar.
TimelessGallifreyan
Oh hey I get Doctor Who references even though I've never seen the show. (YES I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT DW)
Ross_Varn
Your avatar is quite kickin'.
lexarqade
Haha your avatar is kinda weirding me out right now.
Mraof
aMAzing manips
Drillgorg
ahahahahahaha whose this guy anyways never seen him HAO ID HE GET ON THE LIST shindler
LMLYP
You continue to ninja everyone with your GreaseMonkey script. ?
tentativeGeekery
You know your myths~ and your avatar is pretty cool. I can't remember if it looked like that in the flash . . .
Vanymstorm
merrickm
Wow you post like once a month . . . that's some crazy dedication.
Alphakirby
Haha bacon IM VEGEETARINA DUNKAS
Keerzy
Oh hey another guy who posts like once a month.
Sir Screwloose
Another damn on-topicker. Your avatar is somewhat unnerving.
pherociousDuodecim
Nice name
Miiko-chan
Your – your profile picture. YES.
kholhaus
I always see people quoting you for a joke and have to go back and read what you said.
Tenthyr
Your avatar is kind of mind-bending, but still awesome.
tippertot
Chickens are awesome. That's really all there is to say on the matter.
Salty
You should be on Juggalobook?
mutputSeven
You are also from an imaginary country!
nostalgebraist
Best professor.
Malarkey
Quebecois are the worst kind of imaginary people.
OrangeAipom
You are sincere! And you like cool stuff.
Kraddark13
I'm listening to “[S] Amy: React to [S] Jade: Pester John” and it's pretty cool.
Crowski
this name
dreamgor
Mom-gooey is a cool word.
lamseteid
Your avatar is kinda weird . . .
Nevermore360
hmm I share your interest in the Bowman
colwag
You suck. not really
lostWanderer
That SolBee is magnificient.
plainWonder
Blap's bro is cool, even if he doesn't post much.
Mr_Smitt
Is – is that a fez?
weirdguy
Your avatar is really tiny 8|
AnatidaeCollector
An ingenious name choice.
DaGreatJL
Your avatar is kinda weird . . .
Xesh
As of my writing, your post count is 413. That's pretty cool.
Kidror
All of your avatars are awesome. And you're a member of the Autumn Crew which we talked about once and then never spoke of again!
Chika
. . . yeah everything you write is coloured by your avatar. Which is cool.
phenom1250
sup
fweezel
You're pretty sharp.
Sanichi
I hear you like animes.
RotationalBasis
I read it first as “RotationalBias.” Not sure which is better.
Velmen
Your avatar is funny. As are you.
Nordinkel
Juju the Spanish way is DABEZ.
Newlemming
You are on topic!
Baam25th
You joined on my birthday. CRAZY.
TheWhiteTextGuy
You had a nice gimmic going.
Clack
I still remember your original theory about Hipsterfang dating the Bufferer. It's pretty great.
mentosman8
duttle duttle duttle
Ahmmy
It's cool that you made your own avatar!
Anon Zytose
Cool avatar?
WillSpark
A more sincere Doc Scratch.
laserdogbad
dat avatar
fairlyArbitrary
Fluthulu is DAVES.
PrincessPartyPants
Your avatar does not jive with your username. You should get on that.
aggrievesTemulence
Lack of colour coordination/graphic design skills is THE BEST.
josephStaleknight
Pretty sure your username is a wordplay thing off of a certain dictator.
Tyrannic
Rarely do I see someone with so many posts and no avatar. I will assume this to be intentional.
Bandages
You're a pretty good troll.
Mister Visceral
hey
CloudHiro
so literal
Linkie
Your avatar reminds me of the Incredibles?
Basil
bread bread bread HAPPY
Asphodel
You're here at weird hours.
TheWealthyAardvark
man is that avatar name based off of that ad I saw once for some profitable elephant seal or someshit
BPrinny
I don't get the refrance
Wumbo
You should post again!
cardiacAtrophy
ahaha just how HIGH do you have to be to have cardiac atrophy
Thedude3445
1. Your avatar is surrealy awesome. 2. You are funny ON OCCASION.
myu2k2
Pretty avatar, even if I don't understand it.
Candor
yeah . . . ants . . . mobius . . . okay. But you're pretty sweet!
lethargicMute
HUGE furry.
linkzeldi
I guess you are a Zelda fan. I've never played one of those games =/
Ziddia
Your post count is 42. :S
wrinklefudger
Non-swears are kinda cool.
chaoticCadence
Welcome to the for a!
Phosphorescence
Why don't you glow?
wafflepan
Sometimes I make waffles. The pan is really hard to clean, though. Actually, it's been years
Catstorm
Catstorm is probably the best possible username.
Glassy
Nice fractal! Fractals are cool.
entrando2
ugh come on man why would hussie make characters bald it's not like he didn't have enough in the first three adventures
Hyacinth 13
Lookin' pretty cool with those shades.
MariettaRC
I have a friend who roleplays someone called RC. /ranndom
empireomega
Cool manip of an avatar!
hircineDandelion
I don't know what “hircine” means, so you are therefore smart.
smashmaniac2008
Read literally, this means you want to smash a maniac in 2008. HMMM.
Trinity of Shadows
That avatar is awesome and its song is awesome.
Juju
Secretly deadeyed!Cal.
Dentrala
MUSICS.
nikle
Hooray for old avatar fads!
php213
HEY.
NVK
SUP.
EyeKat
Your name is an inspiration to us all.
killerCephalopod
oh fuck deja vu
Trek
hey so that deja vu doesn't stop from happening
Zurqoxn
I remember going down through this list
Murder
and hijacking people's compliments SORRY
Quirk
I see what you did there with that username
NSCLord
Tsar is probably the best role.
GideonWells
I think I only understood your username this morning. But Scott Pilgrim is the shiznit.
chimaeraUndying
You have 111 posts!
chelleBelle
that's probably the most risque avatar I've seen so far
knottedOdyssey
You're nice to people!
ArmsAreLoud
Your shenanigans sometimes amuse me.
Zanzanar
oh hey knowledge of letters that's coo'
Gogo
oh hey your name is like Juju sort of /crackships
Quizzle
in this nizzle (you are also sincerely helpful?)
Captain Combusken
your avatar is weird
Moldova in Eurovision 2011
I – I am a huge fan of your work.
wolftamer9
One of this thread's two citrus. THE CONSPIRACY DOES NOT STOP.
5tailedwolfmisstress
Forums can be difficult at first! I hope you stay with us~ (Also I find the thread subscription option handy, even though I didn't use it in my first four or five months. You should check it out if you read any of the smaller threads.)
Diffractor
Hello!
specularnaodm
I will now make it so my avatar slowly gets bigger and bigger. To creep you out more.
I have nothing interesting to say here. Move along, now.
Freack I've been noting new posters for like four days, and today I started writing compliments around 8:00 am as I read up.
I totally flipped my shit when I saw that ashdenej was a mod. Like, update-level of flip-shitting. Also, CALLED IT.
mO is just pretending to be a girl too.
Originally Posted by Kíeros
Anyways, who cannot wait for Jane to make even more of a fool of herself over Pesterchum?
I can't wait for her to make a fool of herself by NOT using pesterchum and missing something very important as a result.
Originally Posted by Freack
I was very confused at first, but I believe Fish's amazing -a-thon is a Specularnaodm thing. It is the nicest thing. I would love to talk about Homestuck, because it is the best, I would like to remind everybody who has one to update their signature banner.
I would totally enjoy watching about the comic as well. Blaugh maybe we should do it old-school and speculate about sprites or prepunched items or lands or something. There hasn't been enough good land speculations.
Jane for Land of ____ and Cake.
The world's a stage, and each of us must play our part.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
I seriously want it to be black hole powers, just so we can see another way universes get mad- actually, wait, no, don't do that hussie! That is going in my story, not yours!
Maybe in Connecticut, maybe in Ohio, maybe in Beijing??? (I'm trying to keep my location ambiguous.)
Posts
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Re: Revenge Of The Antsy Pants Update Dance
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
mO is just pretending to be a girl too.
I can't wait for her to make a fool of herself by NOT using pesterchum and missing something very important as a result.
I would totally enjoy watching about the comic as well. Blaugh maybe we should do it old-school and speculate about sprites or prepunched items or lands or something. There hasn't been enough good land speculations.
Jane for Land of ____ and Cake.
Jane for Land of Dew and Melody, maybe? Sounds like a pretty land.
Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.
Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.
Quotes:
Originally Posted by shadowedAngel
Originally Posted by OrangeAipom
Hussie will never make your dreams come true.
Because he is lazy.
Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Originally Posted by pirrou
Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.
I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this
But look at your avatar...
Originally Posted by Kíeros
Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.
"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.
His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.
Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."
Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.
Originally Posted by Wulf
Originally Posted by rogue of void
Originally Posted by FowlJ
Originally Posted by Panda-s1
naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.
Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.
That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.
Was, he got off on those charges remember?
Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!
Land of Cake and Humiliation
Land of Cake and Explosions
Land of Cotton and Candy
I think those are the top three going forward.
Click below for Dancin' Lil' Seb, The WV Folder and other stuff. VV Do it. VV
VV Dream Bubble Speculation VV
20:45 recalcitrantIre: ok heres my crack theory
20:45 recalcitrantIre: dreambubbles are part of a horrorterrors reproductive system
20:45 recalcitrantIre: they made them more accessible because they're getting killed off
20:46 Karp: so...by the kids dying...are they...fertilizing them?
20:46 Kroked: yeeesh
20:46 Kroked: maybe they're the semen?
20:46 Kroked: wait
20:47 Velmen: No wonder we have all these doomed timelines
20:47 Velmen: it all makes sense now
20:47 Velmen: recal
20:47 Velmen: You genius
20:47 Kroked im not sure
20:47 Velmen: basically
20:47 Flikr: The bubbles are clearly the eggs
20:47 Velmen: dreambubbles are a part of a horrorterrors reproductive system
20:47 Velmen: they made them more accessible because they're getting killed off
20:48 Flikr: Dead people grow into horrorterrors
20:48 VC-Phone: Interesting theory. Very much so.
20:48 Velmen: Kroked maybe they're the semen?
20:48 recalcitrantIre: Aradia's thousands of doomed timelines
20:48 recalcitrantIre: were like
20:48 Velmen: offshoots are necessary
20:48 recalcitrantIre: yup
20:48 Velmen: because of fertilization
20:49 Velmen: trufaxx right here
I can't wait for her to make a fool of herself by NOT using pesterchum and missing something very important as a result. Jane for Land of Explosions and Cake.
Yeah this was pretty much inevitable. So Jane will end up out of the loop on some important stuff? Maybe she'll stare at the clouds (and impending doom via meteor) while ignoring AR
Jane for Land of Dew and Melody, maybe? Sounds like a pretty land.
Has Jane been shown to play an instrument yet?
Acutally... have any of them been shown to play an instrument yet? Suddenly this is a thing I want to see. Jake for saxophone accordion forever
The world's a stage, and each of us must play our part.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
I seriously want it to be black hole powers, just so we can see another way universes get mad- actually, wait, no, don't do that hussie! That is going in my story, not yours!
Besides, Arms and mO have been the single most feminine females on the forum since forever.
ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?
Originally Posted by A Salad
Originally Posted by Protoman
Tavros can commune with animals.
Equius is STRONG.
Vriska can control people's minds.
Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.
Karkat has shoosh pap.
Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.
Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm
Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.
Originally Posted by curiousTerminal
Originally Posted by Trapezoid
FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.
(It keeps pappening?)
Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.
So Sollux is a lesbian?
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by rufuslynx
Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.
So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.
Originally Posted by Yrr
Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.
Originally Posted by Tirgo
Originally Posted by IPadDoodler
Why is everybody shipping each other?
pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.
Originally Posted by Andrew
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Andrew
The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.
Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.
I will deny this happened to my grave.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.
This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.
Originally Posted by safetyboots
Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.
Originally Posted by Andrew
I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.
Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.
Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale
I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.
This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?
I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.
This will make for an interesting party later today.
Originally Posted by General-jwj
I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/
Barbarian!
Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring
Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.
Originally Posted by Greyscale
Originally Posted by Legendary
Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.
That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Vanymstorm
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Vanymstorm
His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.
Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by kmsumrall
I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.
I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.
A++ would chainsaw again
Originally Posted by PumpkinMan
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.
Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.
He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.
Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition
I don't think you guys understand.
There's a fucking diamond in that translation.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Asphodel
Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb
every time
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by deathsbuddy
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)
I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.
It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.
...
oh my god
Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she
Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U
George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist
This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.
I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?
THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Kaleb702
It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.
It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?
I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.
Originally Posted by M41C3LPH
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl
Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?
No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible
In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.
Originally Posted by Wacom Guy
Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?
The same way I felt about Notch's beard.
PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.
Acutally... have any of them been shown to play an instrument yet? Suddenly this is a thing I want to see. Jake for saxophone accordion forever
Jane was playing piano in the very first flash of Act 6.
Click below for Dancin' Lil' Seb, The WV Folder and other stuff. VV Do it. VV
VV Dream Bubble Speculation VV
20:45 recalcitrantIre: ok heres my crack theory
20:45 recalcitrantIre: dreambubbles are part of a horrorterrors reproductive system
20:45 recalcitrantIre: they made them more accessible because they're getting killed off
20:46 Karp: so...by the kids dying...are they...fertilizing them?
20:46 Kroked: yeeesh
20:46 Kroked: maybe they're the semen?
20:46 Kroked: wait
20:47 Velmen: No wonder we have all these doomed timelines
20:47 Velmen: it all makes sense now
20:47 Velmen: recal
20:47 Velmen: You genius
20:47 Kroked im not sure
20:47 Velmen: basically
20:47 Flikr: The bubbles are clearly the eggs
20:47 Velmen: dreambubbles are a part of a horrorterrors reproductive system
20:47 Velmen: they made them more accessible because they're getting killed off
20:48 Flikr: Dead people grow into horrorterrors
20:48 VC-Phone: Interesting theory. Very much so.
20:48 Velmen: Kroked maybe they're the semen?
20:48 recalcitrantIre: Aradia's thousands of doomed timelines
20:48 recalcitrantIre: were like
20:48 Velmen: offshoots are necessary
20:48 recalcitrantIre: yup
20:48 Velmen: because of fertilization
20:49 Velmen: trufaxx right here
Are there any real rules behinds the name of the planets? It is tied ti the character who starts there, but the there anything else?
Identifying myself with Candy corns!And now for my dramtic coming out that does not matter because nobody reads signatures! Have you any interest at all in TvTropes? Click on this thing and several of your wildest dreams will come true.
I got fed up with the spoiler dungeon in my previous signature. It was confusing and I did not like it. The basics boil down to this: The guy in my avatar is some variation on the work of stock photographer Gilles DeCruyenaere, probably edited insanely by a person who is super awesome. There is a fifty percent chance that that person is Ash, but sometimes other people get in on it too. AVATAR BY NIMZ WHO IS AMAZING
Also I made a tumblr because I hate myself. And now these days you will find me mostly on the tumbr. I do love you much forums. We had a good go of it. But tumblr fits a person with my attention span so much better. I still check here often, but I do not post as much. Fell free to contact me where ever, and if unsure, assume I love you.
Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.
Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.
Quotes:
Originally Posted by shadowedAngel
Originally Posted by OrangeAipom
Hussie will never make your dreams come true.
Because he is lazy.
Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Originally Posted by pirrou
Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.
I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this
But look at your avatar...
Originally Posted by Kíeros
Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.
"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.
His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.
Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."
Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.
Originally Posted by Wulf
Originally Posted by rogue of void
Originally Posted by FowlJ
Originally Posted by Panda-s1
naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.
Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.
That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.
Was, he got off on those charges remember?
Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!
okay does anyone actually think I'm a girl still? this is all kA's fault, as usual.
everything is kA's fault. But that's what I like about her.
Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre
Yeah this was pretty much inevitable. So Jane will end up out of the loop on some important stuff? Maybe she'll stare at the clouds (and impending doom via meteor) while ignoring AR
Well the Egbert's ARE "masters" of time management.
The world's a stage, and each of us must play our part.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
I seriously want it to be black hole powers, just so we can see another way universes get mad- actually, wait, no, don't do that hussie! That is going in my story, not yours!
Are there any real rules behinds the name of the planets? It is tied ti the character who starts there, but the there anything else?
The first word is monosyllabic; aside from that, nothing really.
Click below for Dancin' Lil' Seb, The WV Folder and other stuff. VV Do it. VV
VV Dream Bubble Speculation VV
20:45 recalcitrantIre: ok heres my crack theory
20:45 recalcitrantIre: dreambubbles are part of a horrorterrors reproductive system
20:45 recalcitrantIre: they made them more accessible because they're getting killed off
20:46 Karp: so...by the kids dying...are they...fertilizing them?
20:46 Kroked: yeeesh
20:46 Kroked: maybe they're the semen?
20:46 Kroked: wait
20:47 Velmen: No wonder we have all these doomed timelines
20:47 Velmen: it all makes sense now
20:47 Velmen: recal
20:47 Velmen: You genius
20:47 Kroked im not sure
20:47 Velmen: basically
20:47 Flikr: The bubbles are clearly the eggs
20:47 Velmen: dreambubbles are a part of a horrorterrors reproductive system
20:47 Velmen: they made them more accessible because they're getting killed off
20:48 Flikr: Dead people grow into horrorterrors
20:48 VC-Phone: Interesting theory. Very much so.
20:48 Velmen: Kroked maybe they're the semen?
20:48 recalcitrantIre: Aradia's thousands of doomed timelines
20:48 recalcitrantIre: were like
20:48 Velmen: offshoots are necessary
20:48 recalcitrantIre: yup
20:48 Velmen: because of fertilization
20:49 Velmen: trufaxx right here
Appreciation (sorry my memory is shitty and I can't remember individual things!)
wafflepan
Sometimes I make waffles. The pan is really hard to clean, though. Actually, it's been years
specularnaodm
Wow, this is really cool, you've got like...tons of people in there. Thanks, I feel all warm and welcomed now!
Your chumhoofle is equestrianEmpiricist and you speak in a manner that is /) Friendly as possible to everypony! (\ T to the w-i, l-i-g-h-t, and ain't no other pony trollin' down like me, I'm twilightlicious.
Besides, Arms and mO have been the single most feminine females on the forum since forever.
Can pears really have a gendre?
The world's a stage, and each of us must play our part.
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
I seriously want it to be black hole powers, just so we can see another way universes get mad- actually, wait, no, don't do that hussie! That is going in my story, not yours!
Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.
Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.
Quotes:
Originally Posted by shadowedAngel
Originally Posted by OrangeAipom
Hussie will never make your dreams come true.
Because he is lazy.
Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Originally Posted by pirrou
Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.
I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this
But look at your avatar...
Originally Posted by Kíeros
Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.
"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.
His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.
Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."
Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.
Originally Posted by Wulf
Originally Posted by rogue of void
Originally Posted by FowlJ
Originally Posted by Panda-s1
naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.
Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.
That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.
Was, he got off on those charges remember?
Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!
Freack I've been noting new posters for like four days, and today I started writing compliments around 8:00 am as I read up.
I totally flipped my shit when I saw that ashdenej was a mod. Like, update-level of flip-shitting. Also, CALLED IT.
wait wait wait. Are you saying that AAL is secretly female, and replaces P=NP
or are you saying that AAL replaces P=NP, who is secretly female?
You gotta grammar your sentences man, grammar that shit up.
Also, I wasn't aware of a "group of four" per se, but I had definitely noticed a select few people who are, to put it nicely, REALLY FUCKING POPULAR.
Probably not the same criteria you used for the "group of four" thing though.
Credit goes to mysteriousOutsider for my banner, and Ashdenej for my avatar. You are both wizards.
Check my signature often, because it's going to be growing moderately quickly in the future. Some things to expect: LISTS. LISTS OF THINGS FRIVOLOUS IN NATURE.
Pear Puns:
Apearil Fools.
a new pearson
Pearcisely
my own pearsonal spin
appearantly
you appear to be mistaken
inspearation
pearsona
pearished
one true pearing
Hilarious Misspellings of Homestuck Names:
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
Originally Posted by Freack
You know what a better question is? How did the Condense get to Earth?
Are universes A and B secretly connected?
STOP MAKING THAT ERROR.
IT'S CONDESCE.
CON-
MOTHERFUCKING
-DESCE
Lor Denglish
Things Doom Zero is Bad at:
Sports
Important to remember:
Originally Posted by DoomZero
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Topic: Please everyone explain to me what the hell A1, A2, B1, B2 are.
It's a classification system. The first digit represents the universe, and the second represents the "instance" or, as some people believe, the timeline.
Think of the recently released albums. Universe A is the trolls' universe. I suspect it was named A because it's the earliest universe we look at. We probably won't see the universe that came before A, but it does exist.
Universe B is the kids' universe. There's no reason why it's called B, just that it came after universe A. That's all.
Then, the number could either represent the 'instance' of the universe, or the timeline. So, for B1. You could say that it's the first timeline/instance of the B universe. It's the first because, as far as we know, it's the original unaltered timeline. You could call it an instance though. Basically, what separates B1 from B2 is the Scratch. If you think of them as timelines, B1 and B2 are identical up to a specific point. Before the timelines diverge, it is simply the B universe. Some people would rather call them "Universal instances", however, because we really don't know how much of an effect the Scratch had on Universe B.
When referring to specific characters, it's easier to use this classification system than it is to assign a name to every version of every character. Dave's brother can either be called "Bro" or "B1 Dirk". Dirk's brother, similarly, can be called B2 Dave or... whatever people have begun calling him. It works with most characters, as long as you remember to say "A_" when talking about trolls. A1 Mindfang is the same character as Aranea, while A1 Vriska is most certainly not the same as A2 Vriska.
I think people should use this system and spread it around for more people to use, because it honestly gets crazy when people try to differentiate between characters by saying "Alpha" or "Beta". Absolutely impossible.
Originally Posted by User 18
Originally Posted by Doom Zero
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
Windows peaked at XP. Every other UI is just lame.
I've been using XP my whole life, bro. Simply the best OS.
One thing I dislike about Win7 is that you can't change between windows as fluently. Is there a setting or something that disables automatic bunching of windows into one icon? I want to be able to change windows in one click. I don't want to have to click the Chrome icon and then select the individual window icon. It would make multitasking so bloody hard for me.
Originally Posted by User 18
Yes, Win8 is coming out soon. I personally like Win 7 much better, although Win 8 has only been run in a limited VM environment.
I would recommend you get Win 7 while you still can. The compatibility may be similar, but the interface is very different.
Ah. This is where I betray the newness of my interest in software (~6 months). As opposed to my interest in hardware (~6 years)
Hmm. Yeah. I dunno, bro. As long as Win 7 is as easily navigable as XP, I'll be happy with it.
Right click on taskbar -> Properties.
Taskbar buttons -> set to never combine.
Hit apply.
Done in 5 seconds. You're welcome.
Live Free or Sigquote Hard:
Originally Posted by Reecer6
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
Guys.
The cost of one of the nonsense movies/moives/movovies.
2.890.1
It must be significant.
SOMEBODY 8R8K OUT THE MATHS WE MUST CRACK THIS CODE
8+9+0=17
17*2=34
34-1=33
33=11+11+11
OH GOD
Originally Posted by Dmatix
It would be just like one of my Japanese animes.
Here is Bro. Calling this a poem is stretching the definition quite a bit, but Bro is a silly character anyway, cool as he may be.
Pointy shades, bulbous rump
Ironic coolness, rhymes I pump
Shatterproof sword, Causal cap
Layers of satire, I take no crap
Flashy moves, tasty groves
Never lose, always the one to choose
Faster than sound, flashing around
Cutting fools down, fighting black clowns
Jet board, can’t be ignored, check out the sword
Slashing through imps like metaphysical gourds
Grist hoard, everything afford, won every single possible award
Shit so easy, I get bored.
Got Cal, best pal, me and him is an entire cabal
Bounce a coin, try not to look sad;
It won’t get to land before I send you
Beaten so bad like a kick to the groin
You can’t beat Bro at shit, I’m simply the best there is
Holding a monopoly on the asskicking biz.
Originally Posted by mas369
I love how everyone is trolling everyone else with fake details about the flash. It's like Cascade all over again. Epspecially because it is longer than Cascade.
Edit: Wait, I thought that [S] DD : Ascend was the only page posted. I'm going back and looking at the other pages.
Originally Posted by Dreamscythes231
It is liked that metaphor. In this metaphor, a universe is a frog with thousand of pages. If they didn't succeed,they restart and write on the other side.