MSPA Comic Discussion Antsy Pants Relief Dance

03-07-2012, 08:15 PM #1

Drillgorg

Party Captain AdminGorg

Antsy Pants Relief Dance

Talk about Homestuck.

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Last edited by ashdenej; 12-13-2012 at 04:59 AM.

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03-07-2012, 08:17 PM #2

Xerom

S-Tier Lurker

Re: Revenge Of The Antsy Pants Update Dance

Still has that new thread smell

So, about that pre-punched card...

03-07-2012, 08:17 PM #3

bloodyEmissary

Ambassador to Angry Brits

Re: Revenge Of The Antsy Pants Update Dance

My desire for off-topic-ness has been largely appeased by my last post in the previous thread.

How about that Homestuck, guys?

ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?

Originally Posted by A Salad

Originally Posted by Protoman

Tavros can commune with animals.

Equius is STRONG.

Vriska can control people's minds.

Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.

Karkat has shoosh pap.

Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.

Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm

Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.

Originally Posted by curiousTerminal

Originally Posted by Trapezoid

FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.

(It keeps pappening?)

Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.

So Sollux is a lesbian?

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by rufuslynx

Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.

So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.

Originally Posted by Yrr

Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.

Originally Posted by Tirgo

Originally Posted by IPadDoodler

Why is everybody shipping each other?

pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.

Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.

I will deny this happened to my grave.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.

This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.

Originally Posted by safetyboots

Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.

Originally Posted by Andrew

I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.

Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.

Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale

I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.

This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?

I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.

This will make for an interesting party later today.

Originally Posted by General-jwj

I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/

Barbarian!

Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring

Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.

Originally Posted by Greyscale

Originally Posted by Legendary

Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.

That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.

Tends to do bad things to eyeballs, I think.

Like turn them into Xs?

Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by kmsumrall

I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.

I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.

A++ would chainsaw again

Originally Posted by PumpkinMan

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.

Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.

He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.

Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition

I don't think you guys understand.

There's a fucking diamond in that translation.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Asphodel

Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb

every time

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by deathsbuddy

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)

I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.

It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.

...
oh my god

Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she

Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U

George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist

This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.

I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?

THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Kaleb702

It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.

It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?

I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.

Originally Posted by M41C3LPH

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl

Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?

No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible

In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.

Originally Posted by Wacom Guy

Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?

The same way I felt about Notch's beard.

PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.

I'm terribly sorry.

03-07-2012, 08:17 PM #4

Fish

rude duodeo

Re: Revenge Of The Antsy Pants Update Dance

Appreciation (sorry my memory is shitty and I can't remember individual things!)
Wiwaxia
You have a cool avatar and are from Canada, which doesn't really exist.
Freack
You're pretty cool, even if you do apparently like sports.
kmsumrall
You have a great sense of humour and share my interest in logging random things.
genteelGunslinger
You are a kind Australian.
BinarySobriquet
how do you have a sobriquet in binary . . .
Legendary
You love Karkat and know your stuff!
Cervos
You have the lightning. (I FUCKING LOVE YOUR AVATAR.)
recalcitrantIre
You're one of the guys who's created a forum persona. That's pretty cool. even though it's not intimidating in the slightest
mysteriousOutsider
fuck you (not really)
gryphonicSonneteer
You like the X3 smiley.
Doom Zero
You try to keep us on track and love Bro! /ships AG and DZ
Cerelan
You have a self-drawn avatar! That's pretty sweet.
The_Codfish
Another who recognises the awesomeness of fish.
knightErrant
Hey! Come back! Three posts is a very potential number of posts.
Daysi
You are funny and I find your avatar to be unsuited for your personality. It's still pretty, though. (Also Florida? Florida is cool because it has the Everglades.)
Reecer6
One time I went through the member list chronologically. You're pretty old.
Stormspirit
Yeah, art. And you're not a complete douchebag like SOME PEOPLE.
umbralOverseer
Nice avatar!
General-jwj
You contribute to general funniness! I don't really understand your avatar or name, though.
ashdenej
eeeeeeeevil (not really you're pretty cool and make awesome avatars)
Kieros
You're pretty snarky.
CrapofallTrades
I know you from the Eridan thread! I think!
enchantingRecluse
Don't be intimidated to make posts!
Darlos9D
Hey!
Alterdeus
Hello! You probably won't read this because I haven't seen you post much.
Sheepers
message from the future: sheep
Crumplehat
You have a sweet name/avatar.
GT-01
Nice pipe!
shadowedAngel
You are insanely good at badass manips.
Fuffles57
I guess you had a revelation too? *is just going to people's latest posts for this*
HeeCawRoo
I can't look at your name without thinking “Figaro.”
bloodyEmissary
You're the least snarky of the gang of four five. Also you should break your N key.
Wade Wilson
You read the entire thread.
Karp
The WV folder is awesome, as is your art. boner
Ace of Dark-Hearts
Secretly an amazing artist and musician.
Sheepykins
SHEEP I have some sheep.
Dexlyn
Newbie! As crazy as mO.
P_equals_NP
YOU BEAT ANDREW HUSSIE. That's really all there is to say on the matter.
PaladinFoster
You made your own avatar, and it's pretty fly.
xqz
Secretly awesome. (no really: you know the word plays, and have a gimmicky avatar, and are kind to people)
Primal Zed
Another dude with a persona. Personas are rad.
terminallyCapricious
Thanks for all those contribution concerning angels.
caliginousChemical
I almost get whatever your username is referencing.
AnarchyGalaxy
You like Dave. /ships AG and kl
ZeroTron
Coooooooome baaaaaaaack . . .
Triangle Man
Does whatever a triangle can.
Psiberpunk
You are a fan of Homestuck and break keyboards because of it.
psychoticArctolatry
Interests: Bears. That's really all there is to say on the matter.
colwag
douchedag
Vdogam3r
[FAD] is the best avatar. Seriously. Also you're pretty funny.
MythicalWashrag
You appreciate the innuendo.
Conspicuous
I find your theories interesting. And that is indeed a beautiful avatar.
PumpkinMan
Portmanteaus are awesomelarious!
scorpioAscendant
Interesting reacts!
Shardwing
That is an amazing post count for one so old. I am in fucking awe.
Githe
I like your avatar, and you made a sweet rhyme once.
Daniel990
Not going to do this because of my signature.
terribleTrickster
Oh hey you changed your avatar! I think you are probably busy . . . or maybe you're on at godly hours and I just haven't been reading. Anyway, you're part of another headcanon trio (kl and kO)
Blaperile
You're pretty non-snarky! And also cool. (And thank you for your response to my first post! It was kind of awesome.)
audiodoll
You're fairly new! And . . . disdainful?
vlad3163
Wow, I guess you're an audiosurf champion.
TyeDyeHumps
A droog of the Old Lady Beatdown Duo.
Dragonstorm
A non-jerky Vriska fan. (CRAZY) Also you're the only person I've seen with “Dragon” in their username, which is unprecedented in other forums. Also you love broccoli and this is turning into a Dragonstorm lovefest? I don't even really know you . . .
errorabbit
Nice quips! I wish I knew better comedic terminology . . .
gimmethegepgun
You aren't frisky!Sollux. Why would you think you were frisky!Sollux.
Crispiness
*11minutelong[s]enter* not really
cinereousSynesthete
Splural forms of octopus.
Milcah
Your shipping is fun.
yrr
“Your” pretty cool.
temporalPeregrine
Your avatar and profile pictures are awesome DABEZ.
oogley
Nice folder that was inspired by Comic Discussion! (Shit my grammar is really breaking down.)
Destruction Dragon 360
I at first thought you were a douchebag, but you're actually pretty cool.
JordanTH
I always wondered what was up with your avatar.
TimelessGallifreyan
Oh hey I get Doctor Who references even though I've never seen the show. (YES I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT DW)
Ross_Varn
Your avatar is quite kickin'.
lexarqade
Haha your avatar is kinda weirding me out right now.
Mraof
aMAzing manips
Drillgorg
ahahahahahaha whose this guy anyways never seen him HAO ID HE GET ON THE LIST shindler
LMLYP
You continue to ninja everyone with your GreaseMonkey script. ?
tentativeGeekery
You know your myths~ and your avatar is pretty cool. I can't remember if it looked like that in the flash . . .
Vanymstorm

merrickm
Wow you post like once a month . . . that's some crazy dedication.
Alphakirby
Haha bacon IM VEGEETARINA DUNKAS
Keerzy
Oh hey another guy who posts like once a month.
Sir Screwloose
Another damn on-topicker. Your avatar is somewhat unnerving.
pherociousDuodecim
Nice name
Miiko-chan
Your – your profile picture. YES.
kholhaus
I always see people quoting you for a joke and have to go back and read what you said.
Tenthyr
Your avatar is kind of mind-bending, but still awesome.
tippertot
Chickens are awesome. That's really all there is to say on the matter.
Salty
You should be on Juggalobook?
mutputSeven
You are also from an imaginary country!
nostalgebraist
Best professor.
Malarkey
Quebecois are the worst kind of imaginary people.
OrangeAipom
You are sincere! And you like cool stuff.
Kraddark13
I'm listening to “[S] Amy: React to [S] Jade: Pester John” and it's pretty cool.
Crowski
this name
dreamgor
Mom-gooey is a cool word.
lamseteid
Your avatar is kinda weird . . .
Nevermore360
hmm I share your interest in the Bowman
colwag
You suck. not really
lostWanderer
That SolBee is magnificient.
plainWonder
Blap's bro is cool, even if he doesn't post much.
Mr_Smitt
Is – is that a fez?
weirdguy
Your avatar is really tiny 8|
AnatidaeCollector
An ingenious name choice.
DaGreatJL
Your avatar is kinda weird . . .
Xesh
As of my writing, your post count is 413. That's pretty cool.
Kidror
All of your avatars are awesome. And you're a member of the Autumn Crew which we talked about once and then never spoke of again!
Chika
. . . yeah everything you write is coloured by your avatar. Which is cool.
phenom1250
sup
fweezel
You're pretty sharp.
Sanichi
I hear you like animes.
RotationalBasis
I read it first as “RotationalBias.” Not sure which is better.
Velmen
Your avatar is funny. As are you.
Nordinkel
Juju the Spanish way is DABEZ.
Newlemming
You are on topic!
Baam25th
You joined on my birthday. CRAZY.
TheWhiteTextGuy
You had a nice gimmic going.
Clack
I still remember your original theory about Hipsterfang dating the Bufferer. It's pretty great.
mentosman8
duttle duttle duttle
Ahmmy
It's cool that you made your own avatar!
Anon Zytose
Cool avatar?
WillSpark
A more sincere Doc Scratch.
laserdogbad
dat avatar
fairlyArbitrary
Fluthulu is DAVES.
PrincessPartyPants
Your avatar does not jive with your username. You should get on that.
aggrievesTemulence
Lack of colour coordination/graphic design skills is THE BEST.
josephStaleknight
Pretty sure your username is a wordplay thing off of a certain dictator.
Tyrannic
Rarely do I see someone with so many posts and no avatar. I will assume this to be intentional.
Bandages
You're a pretty good troll.
Mister Visceral
hey
CloudHiro
so literal
Linkie
Your avatar reminds me of the Incredibles?
Basil
bread bread bread HAPPY
Asphodel
You're here at weird hours.
TheWealthyAardvark
man is that avatar name based off of that ad I saw once for some profitable elephant seal or someshit
BPrinny
I don't get the refrance
Wumbo
You should post again!
cardiacAtrophy
ahaha just how HIGH do you have to be to have cardiac atrophy
Thedude3445
1. Your avatar is surrealy awesome. 2. You are funny ON OCCASION.
myu2k2
Pretty avatar, even if I don't understand it.
Candor
yeah . . . ants . . . mobius . . . okay. But you're pretty sweet!
lethargicMute
HUGE furry.
linkzeldi
I guess you are a Zelda fan. I've never played one of those games =/
Ziddia
Your post count is 42. :S
wrinklefudger
Non-swears are kinda cool.
chaoticCadence
Welcome to the for a!
Phosphorescence
Why don't you glow?
wafflepan
Sometimes I make waffles. The pan is really hard to clean, though. Actually, it's been years
Catstorm
Catstorm is probably the best possible username.
Glassy
Nice fractal! Fractals are cool.
entrando2
ugh come on man why would hussie make characters bald it's not like he didn't have enough in the first three adventures
Hyacinth 13
Lookin' pretty cool with those shades.
MariettaRC
I have a friend who roleplays someone called RC. /ranndom
empireomega
Cool manip of an avatar!
hircineDandelion
I don't know what “hircine” means, so you are therefore smart.
smashmaniac2008
Read literally, this means you want to smash a maniac in 2008. HMMM.
Trinity of Shadows
That avatar is awesome and its song is awesome.
Juju
Secretly deadeyed!Cal.
Dentrala
MUSICS.
nikle
Hooray for old avatar fads!
php213
HEY.
NVK
SUP.
EyeKat
Your name is an inspiration to us all.
killerCephalopod
oh fuck deja vu
Trek
hey so that deja vu doesn't stop from happening
Zurqoxn
I remember going down through this list
Murder
and hijacking people's compliments SORRY
Quirk
I see what you did there with that username
NSCLord
Tsar is probably the best role.
GideonWells
I think I only understood your username this morning. But Scott Pilgrim is the shiznit.
chimaeraUndying
You have 111 posts!
chelleBelle
that's probably the most risque avatar I've seen so far
knottedOdyssey
You're nice to people!
ArmsAreLoud
Your shenanigans sometimes amuse me.
Zanzanar
oh hey knowledge of letters that's coo'
Gogo
oh hey your name is like Juju sort of /crackships
Quizzle
in this nizzle (you are also sincerely helpful?)
Captain Combusken
your avatar is weird
Moldova in Eurovision 2011
I – I am a huge fan of your work.
wolftamer9
One of this thread's two citrus. THE CONSPIRACY DOES NOT STOP.
5tailedwolfmisstress
Forums can be difficult at first! I hope you stay with us~ (Also I find the thread subscription option handy, even though I didn't use it in my first four or five months. You should check it out if you read any of the smaller threads.)
Diffractor
Hello!
megaminxwin
You are funny, have a persona, and are kind. Pretty cool(,) dude.
Xerom
Hey!!!!!!!!
kaoticAntagonist
You read cool fadventures, and you have shades, and you're defiant. And also human?
Everanix
1. Your avatar is kind of sad-making. 2. I noticed your signature BEFORE IT WAS COOL. 3. You seem to have the demeanour/voice of the Discussion Thread down pretty well.
psychapprentice
okay yeah I can't really pretend I already wrote this WHATEVER you write an awesome fadventure!
anyone who I forgot who posts after this
I AM APOLOGET
specularnaodm

Last edited by Fish; 03-07-2012 at 10:19 PM. Reason: tags need editeing, appearantly; forgot a few people aswell (also it's gang of five not four! kA is in the gang too because)

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03-07-2012, 08:18 PM #5

oogley

Thief of Heart

Re: Revenge Of The Antsy Pants Update Dance

You have no idea how many ants are in my pants. Theres so much to look forward to, a book, an album, and a flash.

MEENAH FOLDER

03-07-2012, 08:18 PM #6

mysteriousOutsider

Rogue of Mind

Re: Revenge Of The Antsy Pants Update Dance

I think the massiveness of the quantity of ants currently inhabiting my pants has been well established.

03-07-2012, 08:18 PM #7

wafflepan

Spark of Mind

Re: Revenge Of The Antsy Pants Update Dance

Oh god that was an awkwardly long delay...I must've hit refresh like five times. Yeah, Homestuck...uh...how bout them punch cards?

Your chumhoofle is equestrianEmpiricist and you speak in a manner that is /) Friendly as possible to everypony! (\
T to the w-i, l-i-g-h-t, and ain't no other pony trollin' down like me, I'm twilightlicious.

03-07-2012, 08:19 PM #8

Daniel990

Rogue of SPACE!/Witch of Blood

Re: Revenge Of The Antsy Pants Update Dance

Jane is sure having an awesome staring contest with that card.

Okay, I'm going to sleep now.

Adeus!

There was a RADIOHEAD QUOTE here. It's gone now.

THE BEST ADVENTURE IN THE WORLD

TUMBLR WITH GUNNERKRIGG COURT AND STUFF.
Sigquotes:

Originally Posted by newbonomicon

MY GOD

The reason the first session failed wasn't because of the cancer.

IT WAS BECAUSE THERE WAS NO PROBLEM SLEUTH TWO

Originally Posted by Triangle Man

Originally Posted by bibliomaniac

Originally Posted by Triangle Man

Scratch Hussie is so awesome and popular that his last update made the entire internet crash for a period of 48 hours.

Society almost collapsed as a result.

Wait. How is that any different from our Hussie. I'm not getting it.

He was able to do this with a regular, non-flash-animated update.

I think. My sources may or may not be reliable on this.

Originally Posted by Sizik

It sounds like she has a British accent.

Wait...

British...

Lord British...

Lord English...

OH MY GOD

UU IS MS. PAINT!

Originally Posted by ShyGuy

Originally Posted by LMLYP

Originally Posted by Efesell

Originally Posted by LMLYP

this is the most terrifying part of the update

GT: When do i get to learn your name by the way?
UU: hm trUthfUlly?
UU: it may be for the best that yoU never know it.
UU: it coUld stir Up some things best left in their present eqUilibriUm.

Nor do you know whose shoulders it was meant to cover. If you knew that - if you even knew his name - you would understand terror no human ever has.

But there are rules to his entry, and his grim procession through paradox space is rather orderly. The present equilibrium has accounted for him, and will continue to.

oh yeah and "cascading sequence" but someone already caught that i see
so is there any chance uu isn't working for le

This is just kind of silly.

are you implying those three callbacks arent deliberate as all fuck? the question is "is andrew screwing with us or does this mean something".

your references seem to imply that UU is LE, as Jake is specifically asking for UU's name.

if UU is LE,

the retroactively funniest thing in homestuck would be the universe devouring time travelling scourge of paradox space going 'kisses'

Originally Posted by ceilingotaku

Jane, while under the influence of Nepeta's hat, which was under the influence of Betty Crocker, pushed Jake down a flight of stairs on a spaceship that was shortly afterwards blown to bits by a Prospitan spaceship by sending a vine out and whippin' it good.

If this isn't canon I don't know what is.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I think any Genetic Shit which involves green slime and time travel is automatically Weird.

Originally Posted by Ken

Originally Posted by Rikushadow5

Oh, yeah. Somebody feel like explaining the whole "Potato" thing? Is it some weird Forum Joke I missed and/or was not here for?

Potatoes are the larval stage of french fries. Seems sufficient to me.

Originally Posted by oogley

I just looked up cuttlefish. Turns out they sometimes eat each other. And have green-blue blood. And have three hearts. And see about eight times better than most creatures. And their eyes are Ws

FEFERI IS KANAYA (because vampire) IS TEREZI (because teal blood) IS SOLLUX (because three lives) IS VRISKA (because vision 8fold) IS ERIDAN (because W) IS NEPETA (because tranistive property of Nepeta) IS LORD ENGLISH (because shut up).

Also: Tangle buddies!

/le shit
*Shot
*Sign

Originally Posted by killerlamb

Noone's ever sigquoted me before

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I swear every time I come into this thread now I see the word lesbian

just

every time

Originally Posted by Anavirable

This is Homestuck. It will be both ridiculously serious and seriously ridiculous.

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Why are you nervous this is the Sex Ed Thread penis vagina nipples underwear masturbation

see no embarrassment

Originally Posted by Aerok12

i dreamed that there was an [s] update but it was just a neverending series of shitty homestuck amvs

it was absolutely terrifying

Best canon banner:
http://i.imgur.com/wuTz8.png
Drillgorg's watching you:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/38437009/120219-164304.jpg

Ooel Rhykchfzr jhfkf.

03-07-2012, 08:19 PM #9

Karp

bustin-bustin-bustin-bustin-

Re: Revenge Of The Antsy Pants Update Dance

Exploding cake entry item. Y/HY?

And thanks, Fish! That was the plan...

Click below for Dancin' Lil' Seb, The WV Folder and other stuff.
VV Do it. VV

VV Dream Bubble Speculation VV

20:45 recalcitrantIre: ok heres my crack theory
20:45 recalcitrantIre: dreambubbles are part of a horrorterrors reproductive system
20:45 recalcitrantIre: they made them more accessible because they're getting killed off
20:46 Karp: so...by the kids dying...are they...fertilizing them?
20:46 Kroked: yeeesh
20:46 Kroked: maybe they're the semen?
20:46 Kroked: wait
20:47 Velmen: No wonder we have all these doomed timelines
20:47 Velmen: it all makes sense now
20:47 Velmen: recal
20:47 Velmen: You genius
20:47 Kroked im not sure
20:47 Velmen: basically
20:47 Flikr: The bubbles are clearly the eggs
20:47 Velmen: dreambubbles are a part of a horrorterrors reproductive system
20:47 Velmen: they made them more accessible because they're getting killed off
20:48 Flikr: Dead people grow into horrorterrors
20:48 VC-Phone: Interesting theory. Very much so.
20:48 Velmen: Kroked maybe they're the semen?
20:48 recalcitrantIre: Aradia's thousands of doomed timelines
20:48 recalcitrantIre: were like
20:48 Velmen: offshoots are necessary
20:48 recalcitrantIre: yup
20:48 Velmen: because of fertilization
20:49 Velmen: trufaxx right here

Ask me about BEESTUCK in the MMORPGSTUCK IRC.

03-07-2012, 08:20 PM #10

umbralOverseer

Rightful Queen

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Re: Revenge Of The Antsy Pants Update Dance

So has it been discussed if the lack of updates is for no real reason, a flash, or what?

I would be hella glad if it was a flash, but I don't really mind an update break too much. Just kind of getting expectations and then aw.

Also thanks fish.

My name is Violet. If you are a names person feel free to call me that!

Avatar by the amazing bloodyEmissary. Thank you!

Originally Posted by tanquerayChampion

Welp.

Hussie just committed self-homicide (idk if suicide is the correct term here) through the use of fictional self-insert reacharound shenanigans. The character that he killed himself with is an omnipresent, potentially unkillable, overcoat-wearing pimp lizard puppet with a convincingly pathological love of more dakka and gold plating. And the place he killed himself in exists beyond at least the fifth wall.

And they made soup out of candy dogs.

Can I just say that I love Homestuck?

irc quotes

[9:05pm] <lP>
NYMPHOMANIAC PIRATE GIRL AND HER FAIRY MANCHILD BOYFRIEND STEAL HEARTS OF READERS????

[1:12pm] <LegsAreQuiet>
I wish I was sexy
[1:12pm] <Homestuckyay>
So do I
[1:13pm] <Easykill>
you guys need to put some points into charm
[1:13pm] <LegsAreQuiet>
But I put all my points in strength so I could masturbate more furiously

ek@All: through lp, i vicariously live life as a 15 year old lesbian

[10:39pm] <LegsAreQuiet>
LP I wish I was half as smooth as you
[10:39pm] <LegsAreQuiet>
Then I would have five girlfriends
[10:39pm] <LegsAreQuiet>
I can settle for that

[9:51pm]
lp joined the chat room.
[9:51pm] <ArmsAreLoud>
While LP is gone I'm just going to say that I give up on understanding things forever because UGH
[9:51pm] <ArmsAreLoud>
GOD DAMMIT

[7:55pm] <lP>
Well now you're just being nonsequiter.
I wonder why.
[7:55pm] <lP>
You are obviously not a female sheep as you are typing.
[7:55pm] <lP>
And females can't type.

GLORIOUS UU AND EARTH LOG

DD360 Honestly how are people thinking that uu and Calliope are on earth or alternia
22:07 DD360 HOW?!
22:07 ArmsAreLoud Whipped cream on boobies is pretty great, just fyi
22:07 DD360 It doesn't even
22:07 DD360 make sense
22:07 DD360 at ALL
22:07 ArmsAreLoud DD I fucking explained it to you
22:07 Helen-FU i know
22:07 DD360 If you wanted to argue
22:07 DD360 that it may be the Troll's meteor
22:07 DD360 That's one thing
22:07 Helen-FU possible
22:07 DD360 saying it's on Earth or Alternia is another
22:07 DD360 saying it's in their UNIVERSES, is another
22:08 ArmsAreLoud But the troll's meteor is supposed to go to Earth
22:08 ArmsAreLoud That is the thing we expect it to do
22:08 DD360 No?
22:08 DD360 it's supposed to go to the session
22:08 recalcitrantIre its going to S-B2
22:08 DD360 not Earth
22:08 ArmsAreLoud Yes so why the fuck is it on a planet
22:08 recalcitrantIre someone hijacked it
22:08 DD360 How could it be on Earth?
22:08 Helen-FU it could've crashed
22:08 recalcitrantIre took a joyride through the Furthest Ring
22:08 recalcitrantIre and popped it through some poor sod's skaia
22:08 Helen-FU it looks like their meteor
22:08 ArmsAreLoud The same way it could be anywhere else?
22:08 recalcitrantIre and now its on red sun deathworld
22:08 ArmsAreLoud Shit happened
22:09 DD360 that's a poor argument and you know it
22:09 DD360 Red Miles is ripping apart both Earths
22:09 recalcitrantIre well fuck thats a lot of updates
22:09 Helen-FU i support it
22:09 ArmsAreLoud Regardless of what world it ended up if this is the troll's meteor then our heroes had some serious issues
22:09 DD360 UPDATE
22:09 ArmsAreLoud (this also explains how UU got Rose's shit, just fyi)
22:09 DD360 yes but meteor does not a planet make
22:09 recalcitrantIre you gotta be fucking kidding me
22:09 ArmsAreLoud I FUCKING TOLD YOU DD
22:10 --- cadaverousWelshman is back
22:10 cadaverousWelshman Error 503 Service Unavailable
22:10 umbralOverseer hahahahahaha
22:10 DD360 We may NOT KNOW HOW IT GOT TO A PLANET, IF IT IS IN FACT THE TROLL'S METEOR
22:10 umbralOverseer oh my god that timing
22:10 Helen-FU oh my gog
22:10 Helen-FU when i saw that
22:10 DD360 but just that it MAY be, does not mean that it just GOT TO A PLANET
22:10 Helen-FU i thought
22:10 umbralOverseer oh my god
22:10 DD360 that doesn't make sense
22:10 ArmsAreLoud Well DD
22:10 ArmsAreLoud I was right
22:10 umbralOverseer hahahahahaha
22:10 ArmsAreLoud You were wrong
22:11 Helen-FU "HOLY SHIT THEY'RE ON EARTH!!!!"
22:11 RAZPUTIN ERROR 404 BRAIN NOT FOUND
22:11 sirhc1018 this is homestuck
22:11 Helen-FU ERROR 666 SATAN NOT FOUND
22:11 umbralOverseer oh god someone has to
22:11 recalcitrantIre goddamnit
22:11 recalcitrantIre jegus dick
22:11 recalcitrantIre that is a fuckload of shitty statues
22:11 umbralOverseer paste this log in comdisc or something

[5:28pm] <lP>
because you'd be touching ladies in skimpy outfits
[5:28pm] <lP>
and if you're doing ballet you're not into.... ladies in skimpy outfits

03-07-2012, 08:20 PM #11

Stormspirit

Witch of Heart/Thief of Fun

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Re: Revenge Of The Antsy Pants Update Dance

Originally Posted by wafflepan

Oh god that was an awkwardly long delay...I must've hit refresh like five times. Yeah, Homestuck...uh...how bout them punch cards?

...there's hole in them ? I dunno, there's not a lot to talk about on punch cards. Most of it has been explained by John, in impressive details, even.

Also, I'm apparently not a douchebag. Thanks, Fish !

Folders and sigquotes below. Warning: This may cause brain damage.

Stormspirit: Witch of Heart, Thief of Fun, Queen of Awesome, Witch of Art and proud member of the Horrorterror Hug Squad

Folders Dani is the coolest but MW is much cooler

Facepalm Compendium

Sigquotes

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

I think between rape face Bonnie and cam whore KanRose we've got the hilariously awkward covered.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Yeah I was kinda surprised by that.

Like

Wait I can see tits

I CAN SEE TITS

DD officially has the best reading material, hands down.

03-07-2012, 08:20 PM #12

P_equals_NP

Re: Revenge Of The Antsy Pants Update Dance

Originally Posted by Fish

Appreciation (sorry my memory is shitty and I can't remember individual things!)
Wiwaxia
You have a cool avatar and are from Canada, which doesn't really exist.
Freack
You're pretty cool, even if you do apparently like sports.
kmsumrall
You have a great sense of humour and share my interest in logging random things.
genteelGunslinger
You are a kind Australian.
BinarySobriquet
how do you have a sobriquet in binary . . .
Legendary
You love Karkat and know your stuff!
Cervos
You have the lightning. (I FUCKING LOVE YOUR AVATAR.)
recalcitrantIre
You're one of the guys who's created a forum persona. That's pretty cool. [color=”#ffffff”]even though it's not intimidating in the slightest[/color]
mysteriousOutsider
fuck you
gryphonicSonneteer
You like the X3 smiley.
Doom Zero
You try to keep us on track and love Bro! /ships AG and DZ
Cerelan
You have a self-drawn avatar! That's pretty sweet.
The_Codfish
Another who recognises the awesomeness of fish.
knightErrant
Hey! Come back! Three posts is a very potential number of posts.
Daysi
You are funny and I find your avatar to be unsuited for your personality. It's still pretty, though. (Also Florida? Florida is cool because it has the Everglades.)
Reecer6
One time I went through the member list chronologically. You're pretty old.
Stormspirit
Yeah, art. And you're not a complete douchebag like SOME PEOPLE.
umbralOverseer
Nice avatar!
General-jwj
You contribute to general funniness! I don't really understand your avatar or name, though.
ashdenej
eeeeeeeevil (not really you're pretty cool and make awesome avatars)
Kieros
You're pretty snarky.
CrapofallTrades
I know you from the Eridan thread! I think!
enchantingRecluse
Don't be intimidated to make posts!
Darlos9D
Hey!
Alterdeus
Hello! You probably won't read this because I haven't seen you post much.
Sheepers
message from the future: sheep
Crumplehat
You have a sweet name/avatar.
GT-01
Nice pipe!
shadowedAngel
You are insanely good at badass manips.
Fuffles57
I guess you had a revelation too? *is just going to people's latest posts for this*
HeeCawRoo
I can't look at your name without thinking “Figaro.”
bloodyEmissary
You're the least snarky of the gang of four. Also you should break your N key.
Wade Wilson
You read the entire thread.
Karp
The WV folder is awesome, as is your art. [color=”#ffffff”]boner[/color]
Ace of Dark-Hearts
Secretly an amazing artist and musician.
Sheepykins
SHEEP I have some sheep.
Dexlyn
Newbie! As crazy as mO.
P_equals_NP
YOU BEAT ANDREW HUSSIE. That's really all there is to say on the matter.
PaladinFoster
You made your own avatar, and it's pretty fly.
xqz
Secretly awesome. (no really: you know the word plays, and have a gimmicky avatar, and are kind to people)
Primal Zed
Another dude with a persona. Personas are rad.
terminallyCapricious
Thanks for all those contribution concerning angels.
caliginousChemical
I almost get whatever your username is referencing.
AnarchyGalaxy
You like Dave. /ships AG and kl
ZeroTron
Coooooooome baaaaaaaack . . .
Triangle Man
Does whatever a triangle can.
Psiberpunk
You are a fan of Homestuck and break keyboards because of it.
psychoticArctolatry
Interests: Bears. That's really all there is to say on the matter.
colwag
douchedag
Vdogam3r
[FAD] is the best avatar. Seriously. Also you're pretty funny.
MythicalWashrag
You appreciate the innuendo.
Conspicuous
I find your theories interesting. And that is indeed a beautiful avatar.
PumpkinMan
Portmanteaus are awesomelarious!
scorpioAscendant
Interesting reacts!
Shardwing
That is an amazing post count for one so old. I am in fucking awe.
Githe
I like your avatar, and you made a sweet rhyme once.
Daniel990
Not going to do this because of my signature.
terribleTrickster
Oh hey you changed your avatar! I think you are probably busy . . . or maybe you're on at godly hours and I just haven't been reading. Anyway, you're part of another headcanon trio (kl and kO)
Blaperile
You're pretty non-snarky! And also cool. (And thank you for your response to my first post! It was kind of awesome.)
audiodoll
You're fairly new! And . . . disdainful?
vlad3163
Wow, I guess you're an audiosurf champion.
TyeDyeHumps
A droog of the Old Lady Beatdown Duo.
Dragonstorm
A non-jerky Vriska fan. (CRAZY) Also you're the only person I've seen with “Dragon” in their username, which is unprecedented in other forums. Also you love broccoli and this is turning into a Dragonstorm lovefest? I don't even really know you . . .
errorabbit
Nice quips! I wish I knew better comedic terminology . . .
gimmethegepgun
You aren't frisky!Sollux. Why would you think you were frisky!Sollux.
Crispiness
*11minutelong[s]enter* not really
cinereousSynesthete
Splural forms of octopus.
Milcah
Your shipping is fun.
yrr
“Your” pretty cool.
temporalPeregrine
Your avatar and profile pictures are awesome DABEZ.
oogley
Nice folder that was inspired by Comic Discussion! (Shit my grammar is really breaking down.)
Destruction Dragon 360
I at first thought you were a douchebag, but you're actually pretty cool.
JordanTH
I always wondered what was up with your avatar.
TimelessGallifreyan
Oh hey I get Doctor Who references even though I've never seen the show. (YES I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT DW)
Ross_Varn
Your avatar is quite kickin'.
lexarqade
Haha your avatar is kinda weirding me out right now.
Mraof
aMAzing manips
Drillgorg
ahahahahahaha whose this guy anyways never seen him HAO ID HE GET ON THE LIST [color=”#ffffff”]shindler[/color]
LMLYP
You continue to ninja everyone with your GreaseMonkey script. ?
tentativeGeekery
You know your myths~ and your avatar is pretty cool. I can't remember if it looked like that in the flash . . .
Vanymstorm

merrickm
Wow you post like once a month . . . that's some crazy dedication.
Alphakirby
Haha bacon IM VEGEETARINA DUNKAS
Keerzy
Oh hey another guy who posts like once a month.
Sir Screwloose
Another damn on-topicker. Your avatar is somewhat unnerving.
pherociousDuodecim
Nice name
Miiko-chan
Your – your profile picture. YES.
kholhaus
I always see people quoting you for a joke and have to go back and read what you said.
Tenthyr
Your avatar is kind of mind-bending, but still awesome.
tippertot
Chickens are awesome. That's really all there is to say on the matter.
Salty
You should be on Juggalobook?
mutputSeven
You are also from an imaginary country!
nostalgebraist
Best professor.
Malarkey
Quebecois are the worst kind of imaginary people.
OrangeAipom
You are sincere! And you like cool stuff.
Kraddark13
I'm listening to “[S] Amy: React to [S] Jade: Pester John” and it's pretty cool.
Crowski
this name
dreamgor
Mom-gooey is a cool word.
lamseteid
Your avatar is kinda weird . . .
Nevermore360
hmm I share your interest in the Bowman
colwag
You suck. [color=”#ffffff”]not really[/color]
lostWanderer
That SolBee is magnificient.
plainWonder
Blap's bro is cool, even if he doesn't post much.
Mr_Smitt
Is – is that a fez?
weirdguy
Your avatar is really tiny 8|
AnatidaeCollector
An ingenious name choice.
DaGreatJL
Your avatar is kinda weird . . .
Xesh
As of my writing, your post count is 413. That's pretty cool.
Kidror
All of your avatars are awesome. And you're a member of the Autumn Crew which we talked about once and then never spoke of again!
Chika
. . . yeah everything you write is coloured by your avatar. Which is cool.
phenom1250
sup
fweezel
You're pretty sharp.
Sanichi
I hear you like animes.
RotationalBasis
I read it first as “RotationalBias.” Not sure which is better.
Velmen
Your avatar is funny. As are you.
Nordinkel
Juju the Spanish way is DABEZ.
Newlemming
You are on topic!
Baam25th
You joined on my birthday. CRAZY.
TheWhiteTextGuy
[color=”#fffeff”]You had a nice gimmic going.[/color]
Clack
I still remember your original theory about Hipsterfang dating the Bufferer. It's pretty great.
mentosman8
duttle duttle duttle
Ahmmy
It's cool that you made your own avatar!
Anon Zytose
Cool avatar?
WillSpark
A more sincere Doc Scratch.
laserdogbad
dat avatar
fairlyArbitrary
Fluthulu is DAVES.
PrincessPartyPants
Your avatar does not jive with your username. You should get on that.
aggrievesTemulence
Lack of colour coordination/graphic design skills is THE BEST.
josephStaleknight
Pretty sure your username is a wordplay thing off of a certain dictator.
Tyrannic
Rarely do I see someone with so many posts and no avatar. I will assume this to be intentional.
Bandages
You're a pretty good troll.
Mister Visceral
hey
CloudHiro
so literal
Linkie
Your avatar reminds me of the Incredibles?
Basil
bread bread bread HAPPY
Asphodel
You're here at weird hours.
TheWealthyAardvark
man is that avatar name based off of that ad I saw once for some profitable elephant seal or someshit
BPrinny
I don't get the refrance
Wumbo
You should post again!
cardiacAtrophy
ahaha just how HIGH do you have to be to have cardiac atrophy
Thedude3445
1. Your avatar is surrealy awesome. 2. You are funny ON OCCASION.
myu2k2
Pretty avatar, even if I don't understand it.
Candor
yeah . . . ants . . . mobius . . . okay. But you're pretty sweet!
lethargicMute
HUGE furry.
linkzeldi
I guess you are a Zelda fan. I've never played one of those games =/
Ziddia
Your post count is 42. :S
wrinklefudger
Non-swears are kinda cool.
chaoticCadence
Welcome to the for a!
Phosphorescence
Why don't you glow?
wafflepan
Sometimes I make waffles. The pan is really hard to clean, though. Actually, it's been years
Catstorm
Catstorm is probably the best possible username.
Glassy
Nice fractal! Fractals are cool.
entrando2
ugh come on man why would hussie make characters bald it's not like he didn't have enough in the first three adventures
Hyacinth 13
Lookin' pretty cool with those shades.
MariettaRC
I have a friend who roleplays someone called RC. /ranndom
empireomega
Cool manip of an avatar!
hircineDandelion
I don't know what “hircine” means, so you are therefore smart.
smashmaniac2008
Read literally, this means you want to smash a maniac in 2008. HMMM.
Trinity of Shadows
That avatar is awesome and its song is awesome.
Juju
Secretly deadeyed!Cal.
Dentrala
MUSICS.
nikle
Hooray for old avatar fads!
php213
HEY.
NVK
SUP.
EyeKat
Your name is an inspiration to us all.
killerCephalopod
oh fuck deja vu
Trek
hey so that deja vu doesn't stop from happening
Zurqoxn
I remember going down through this list
Murder
and hijacking people's compliments SORRY
Quirk
I see what you did there [color=”#ffffff”]with that username[/color]
NSCLord
Tsar is probably the best role.
GideonWells
I think I only understood your username this morning. But Scott Pilgrim is the shiznit.
chimaeraUndying
You have 111 posts!
chelleBelle
that's probably the most risque avatar I've seen so far
knottedOdyssey
You're nice to people!
ArmsAreLoud
Your shenanigans sometimes amuse me.
Zanzanar
oh hey knowledge of letters that's coo'
Gogo
oh hey your name is like Juju sort of /crackships
Quizzle
in this nizzle (you are also sincerely helpful?)
Captain Combusken
your avatar is weird
Moldova in Eurovision 2011
I – I am a huge fan of your work.
wolftamer9
One of this thread's two citrus. THE CONSPIRACY DOES NOT STOP.
5tailedwolfmisstress
Forums can be difficult at first! I hope you stay with us~ (Also I find the thread subscription option handy, even though I didn't use it in my first four or five months. You should check it out if you read any of the smaller threads.)
Diffractor
Hello!
specularnaodm

hoagy stokes how long did you spend on that :O

The world's a stage, and each of us must play our part.

Originally Posted by wrinklefudger

I seriously want it to be black hole powers, just so we can see another way universes get mad- actually, wait, no, don't do that hussie! That is going in my story, not yours!

03-07-2012, 08:21 PM #13

Doom Zero

Not enjoyable as a person

Re: Revenge Of The Antsy Pants Update Dance

...
My internet connection.
Piece of shit.

I totally would've had the first post if my internet connection actually put the post through AT ALL that was a thing that anybody... cared about getting...

because it's stupid and nobody intentionally goes for the first post on purpose...

Originally Posted by Fish

Appreciation (sorry my memory is shitty and I can't remember individual things!)
specularnaodm

(I really hate cutting out everything you said, but it makes my post way too long.)
I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I APPRECIATE YOU AS A PERSON.
BECAUSE THAT WAS SO RESPECTABLE RIGHT THERE BRO.

Last edited by Doom Zero; 03-07-2012 at 08:25 PM.

Credit goes to mysteriousOutsider for my banner, and Ashdenej for my avatar. You are both wizards.

Check my signature often, because it's going to be growing moderately quickly in the future. Some things to expect: LISTS. LISTS OF THINGS FRIVOLOUS IN NATURE.

Pear Puns:

Apearil Fools.
a new pearson
Pearcisely
my own pearsonal spin
appearantly
you appear to be mistaken
inspearation
pearsona
pearished
one true pearing

Hilarious Misspellings of Homestuck Names:

Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360

Originally Posted by Freack

You know what a better question is? How did the Condense get to Earth?
Are universes A and B secretly connected?

STOP MAKING THAT ERROR.
IT'S CONDESCE.
CON-
MOTHERFUCKING
-DESCE

Lor Denglish

Things Doom Zero is Bad at:

Sports

Important to remember:

Originally Posted by DoomZero

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Topic: Please everyone explain to me what the hell A1, A2, B1, B2 are.

It's a classification system. The first digit represents the universe, and the second represents the "instance" or, as some people believe, the timeline.

Think of the recently released albums. Universe A is the trolls' universe. I suspect it was named A because it's the earliest universe we look at. We probably won't see the universe that came before A, but it does exist.
Universe B is the kids' universe. There's no reason why it's called B, just that it came after universe A. That's all.

Then, the number could either represent the 'instance' of the universe, or the timeline. So, for B1. You could say that it's the first timeline/instance of the B universe. It's the first because, as far as we know, it's the original unaltered timeline. You could call it an instance though. Basically, what separates B1 from B2 is the Scratch. If you think of them as timelines, B1 and B2 are identical up to a specific point. Before the timelines diverge, it is simply the B universe. Some people would rather call them "Universal instances", however, because we really don't know how much of an effect the Scratch had on Universe B.

When referring to specific characters, it's easier to use this classification system than it is to assign a name to every version of every character. Dave's brother can either be called "Bro" or "B1 Dirk". Dirk's brother, similarly, can be called B2 Dave or... whatever people have begun calling him. It works with most characters, as long as you remember to say "A_" when talking about trolls. A1 Mindfang is the same character as Aranea, while A1 Vriska is most certainly not the same as A2 Vriska.

I think people should use this system and spread it around for more people to use, because it honestly gets crazy when people try to differentiate between characters by saying "Alpha" or "Beta". Absolutely impossible.

Originally Posted by User 18

Originally Posted by Doom Zero

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

Windows peaked at XP. Every other UI is just lame.

I've been using XP my whole life, bro. Simply the best OS.
One thing I dislike about Win7 is that you can't change between windows as fluently. Is there a setting or something that disables automatic bunching of windows into one icon? I want to be able to change windows in one click. I don't want to have to click the Chrome icon and then select the individual window icon. It would make multitasking so bloody hard for me.

Originally Posted by User 18

Yes, Win8 is coming out soon. I personally like Win 7 much better, although Win 8 has only been run in a limited VM environment.

I would recommend you get Win 7 while you still can. The compatibility may be similar, but the interface is very different.

Ah. This is where I betray the newness of my interest in software (~6 months). As opposed to my interest in hardware (~6 years)

Hmm. Yeah. I dunno, bro. As long as Win 7 is as easily navigable as XP, I'll be happy with it.

Right click on taskbar -> Properties.
Taskbar buttons -> set to never combine.
Hit apply.

Done in 5 seconds. You're welcome.

Live Free or Sigquote Hard:

Originally Posted by Reecer6

Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360

Guys.
The cost of one of the nonsense movies/moives/movovies.
2.890.1
It must be significant.
SOMEBODY 8R8K OUT THE MATHS WE MUST CRACK THIS CODE

8+9+0=17
17*2=34
34-1=33
33=11+11+11
OH GOD

Originally Posted by Dmatix

It would be just like one of my Japanese animes.

Here is Bro. Calling this a poem is stretching the definition quite a bit, but Bro is a silly character anyway, cool as he may be.

Pointy shades, bulbous rump
Ironic coolness, rhymes I pump
Shatterproof sword, Causal cap
Layers of satire, I take no crap

Flashy moves, tasty groves
Never lose, always the one to choose
Faster than sound, flashing around
Cutting fools down, fighting black clowns

Jet board, can’t be ignored, check out the sword
Slashing through imps like metaphysical gourds
Grist hoard, everything afford, won every single possible award
Shit so easy, I get bored.

Got Cal, best pal, me and him is an entire cabal
Bounce a coin, try not to look sad;
It won’t get to land before I send you
Beaten so bad like a kick to the groin
You can’t beat Bro at shit, I’m simply the best there is
Holding a monopoly on the asskicking biz.

Originally Posted by mas369

I love how everyone is trolling everyone else with fake details about the flash. It's like Cascade all over again. Epspecially because it is longer than Cascade.

Edit: Wait, I thought that [S] DD : Ascend was the only page posted. I'm going back and looking at the other pages.

Originally Posted by Dreamscythes231

It is liked that metaphor. In this metaphor, a universe is a frog with thousand of pages. If they didn't succeed,they restart and write on the other side.

03-07-2012, 08:21 PM #14

Ace of Dark-Hearts

Uses Abbrvtns 2 Condescend u

Re: Revenge Of The Antsy Pants Update Dance

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I think the massiveness of the quantity of ants currently inhabiting my pants has been well established.

The ants are attracted to my pants like whores to a rich guy. I mean, there is is, standing with wads of money hanging out of his pockets like the douche he is, and all these whores just flock to him like they were seagulls attracted to junk food on the beach that a fat kid just dropped.

I mean seriously, be more careful with litter on the beach.

Edit: BYE, DANI

My tumblr. Also here is my art and music blog. Check 'em out, maybe?

Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.

Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.

Quotes:

Originally Posted by shadowedAngel

Originally Posted by OrangeAipom

Hussie will never make your dreams come true.

Because he is lazy.

Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.

Originally Posted by Drillgorg

Originally Posted by pirrou

Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.

I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this

But look at your avatar...

Originally Posted by Kíeros

Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.

"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.

His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.

Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."

Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.

Originally Posted by Wulf

Originally Posted by rogue of void

Originally Posted by FowlJ

Originally Posted by Panda-s1

naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.

Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.

That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.

Was, he got off on those charges remember?

Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

Originally Posted by Everanix

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Page 88!!!!!!!!

Let's talk about spidertrolls.

I'm in favour of them.

Aranea's a pretty fly chick.

Spidertroll convo end.

I think we've had enough of them.

I believe we just had the perfect conversation.

03-07-2012, 08:22 PM #15

Stormspirit

Witch of Heart/Thief of Fun

Re: Revenge Of The Antsy Pants Update Dance

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

The ants are attracted to my pants like whores to a rich guy. I mean, there is is, standing with wads of money hanging out of his pockets like the douche he is, and all these whores just flock to him like they were seagulls attracted to junk food on the beach that a fat kid just dropped.

I mean seriously, be more careful with litter on the beach.

Since when have you mastered the Dave's Rambling Metaphor ? That was totally hilarious.

Folders and sigquotes below. Warning: This may cause brain damage.

Stormspirit: Witch of Heart, Thief of Fun, Queen of Awesome, Witch of Art and proud member of the Horrorterror Hug Squad

Folders Dani is the coolest but MW is much cooler

Facepalm Compendium

Sigquotes

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

I think between rape face Bonnie and cam whore KanRose we've got the hilariously awkward covered.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Yeah I was kinda surprised by that.

Like

Wait I can see tits

I CAN SEE TITS

DD officially has the best reading material, hands down.

03-07-2012, 08:23 PM #16

Freack

Fandom Ambassador

Re: Revenge Of The Antsy Pants Update Dance

I was very confused at first, but I believe Fish's amazing -a-thon is a Specularnaodm thing. It is the nicest thing. I would love to talk about Homestuck, because it is the best, I would like to remind everybody who has one to update their signature banner.

Identifying myself with Candy corns!And now for my dramtic coming out that does not matter because nobody reads signatures! Have you any interest at all in TvTropes? Click on this thing and several of your wildest dreams will come true.

I got fed up with the spoiler dungeon in my previous signature. It was confusing and I did not like it. The basics boil down to this: The guy in my avatar is some variation on the work of stock photographer Gilles DeCruyenaere, probably edited insanely by a person who is super awesome. There is a fifty percent chance that that person is Ash, but sometimes other people get in on it too. AVATAR BY NIMZ WHO IS AMAZING
Also I made a tumblr because I hate myself. And now these days you will find me mostly on the tumbr. I do love you much forums. We had a good go of it. But tumblr fits a person with my attention span so much better. I still check here often, but I do not post as much. Fell free to contact me where ever, and if unsure, assume I love you.
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03-07-2012, 08:23 PM #17

bloodyEmissary

Ambassador to Angry Brits

Re: Revenge Of The Antsy Pants Update Dance

Originally Posted by Fish

Appreciation
-snop-
bloodyEmissary
You're the least snarky of the gang of four. Also you should break your N key.
-snop-

specularnaodm

I was not aware there was a gang of four!
I'm going to hazard that it consists of mO, mW, Pear=NPear, and me?

Edit:

Originally Posted by Daniel990

Jane is sure having an awesome staring contest with that card.

Okay, I'm going to sleep now.

Adeus!

Good night, Dani!

ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?

Originally Posted by A Salad

Originally Posted by Protoman

Tavros can commune with animals.

Equius is STRONG.

Vriska can control people's minds.

Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.

Karkat has shoosh pap.

Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.

Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm

Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.

Originally Posted by curiousTerminal

Originally Posted by Trapezoid

FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.

(It keeps pappening?)

Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.

So Sollux is a lesbian?

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by rufuslynx

Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.

So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.

Originally Posted by Yrr

Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.

Originally Posted by Tirgo

Originally Posted by IPadDoodler

Why is everybody shipping each other?

pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.

Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.

I will deny this happened to my grave.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.

This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.

Originally Posted by safetyboots

Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.

Originally Posted by Andrew

I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.

Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.

Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale

I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.

This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?

I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.

This will make for an interesting party later today.

Originally Posted by General-jwj

I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/

Barbarian!

Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring

Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.

Originally Posted by Greyscale

Originally Posted by Legendary

Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.

That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.

Tends to do bad things to eyeballs, I think.

Like turn them into Xs?

Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by kmsumrall

I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.

I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.

A++ would chainsaw again

Originally Posted by PumpkinMan

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.

Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.

He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.

Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition

I don't think you guys understand.

There's a fucking diamond in that translation.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Asphodel

Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb

every time

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by deathsbuddy

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)

I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.

It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.

...
oh my god

Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she

Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U

George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist

This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.

I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?

THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Kaleb702

It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.

It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?

I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.

Originally Posted by M41C3LPH

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl

Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?

No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible

In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.

Originally Posted by Wacom Guy

Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?

The same way I felt about Notch's beard.

PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.

I'm terribly sorry.

03-07-2012, 08:24 PM #18

mysteriousOutsider

Rogue of Mind

Re: Revenge Of The Antsy Pants Update Dance

Originally Posted by Fish

Appreciation (sorry my memory is shitty and I can't remember individual things!)
Wiwaxia
You have a cool avatar and are from Canada, which doesn't really exist.
Freack
You're pretty cool, even if you do apparently like sports.
kmsumrall
You have a great sense of humour and share my interest in logging random things.
genteelGunslinger
You are a kind Australian.
BinarySobriquet
how do you have a sobriquet in binary . . .
Legendary
You love Karkat and know your stuff!
Cervos
You have the lightning. (I FUCKING LOVE YOUR AVATAR.)
recalcitrantIre
You're one of the guys who's created a forum persona. That's pretty cool. even though it's not intimidating in the slightest
mysteriousOutsider
fuck you (not really)
gryphonicSonneteer
You like the X3 smiley.
Doom Zero
You try to keep us on track and love Bro! /ships AG and DZ
Cerelan
You have a self-drawn avatar! That's pretty sweet.
The_Codfish
Another who recognises the awesomeness of fish.
knightErrant
Hey! Come back! Three posts is a very potential number of posts.
Daysi
You are funny and I find your avatar to be unsuited for your personality. It's still pretty, though. (Also Florida? Florida is cool because it has the Everglades.)
Reecer6
One time I went through the member list chronologically. You're pretty old.
Stormspirit
Yeah, art. And you're not a complete douchebag like SOME PEOPLE.
umbralOverseer
Nice avatar!
General-jwj
You contribute to general funniness! I don't really understand your avatar or name, though.
ashdenej
eeeeeeeevil (not really you're pretty cool and make awesome avatars)
Kieros
You're pretty snarky.
CrapofallTrades
I know you from the Eridan thread! I think!
enchantingRecluse
Don't be intimidated to make posts!
Darlos9D
Hey!
Alterdeus
Hello! You probably won't read this because I haven't seen you post much.
Sheepers
message from the future: sheep
Crumplehat
You have a sweet name/avatar.
GT-01
Nice pipe!
shadowedAngel
You are insanely good at badass manips.
Fuffles57
I guess you had a revelation too? *is just going to people's latest posts for this*
HeeCawRoo
I can't look at your name without thinking “Figaro.”
bloodyEmissary
You're the least snarky of the gang of four. Also you should break your N key.
Wade Wilson
You read the entire thread.
Karp
The WV folder is awesome, as is your art. boner
Ace of Dark-Hearts
Secretly an amazing artist and musician.
Sheepykins
SHEEP I have some sheep.
Dexlyn
Newbie! As crazy as mO.
P_equals_NP
YOU BEAT ANDREW HUSSIE. That's really all there is to say on the matter.
PaladinFoster
You made your own avatar, and it's pretty fly.
xqz
Secretly awesome. (no really: you know the word plays, and have a gimmicky avatar, and are kind to people)
Primal Zed
Another dude with a persona. Personas are rad.
terminallyCapricious
Thanks for all those contribution concerning angels.
caliginousChemical
I almost get whatever your username is referencing.
AnarchyGalaxy
You like Dave. /ships AG and kl
ZeroTron
Coooooooome baaaaaaaack . . .
Triangle Man
Does whatever a triangle can.
Psiberpunk
You are a fan of Homestuck and break keyboards because of it.
psychoticArctolatry
Interests: Bears. That's really all there is to say on the matter.
colwag
douchedag
Vdogam3r
[FAD] is the best avatar. Seriously. Also you're pretty funny.
MythicalWashrag
You appreciate the innuendo.
Conspicuous
I find your theories interesting. And that is indeed a beautiful avatar.
PumpkinMan
Portmanteaus are awesomelarious!
scorpioAscendant
Interesting reacts!
Shardwing
That is an amazing post count for one so old. I am in fucking awe.
Githe
I like your avatar, and you made a sweet rhyme once.
Daniel990
Not going to do this because of my signature.
terribleTrickster
Oh hey you changed your avatar! I think you are probably busy . . . or maybe you're on at godly hours and I just haven't been reading. Anyway, you're part of another headcanon trio (kl and kO)
Blaperile
You're pretty non-snarky! And also cool. (And thank you for your response to my first post! It was kind of awesome.)
audiodoll
You're fairly new! And . . . disdainful?
vlad3163
Wow, I guess you're an audiosurf champion.
TyeDyeHumps
A droog of the Old Lady Beatdown Duo.
Dragonstorm
A non-jerky Vriska fan. (CRAZY) Also you're the only person I've seen with “Dragon” in their username, which is unprecedented in other forums. Also you love broccoli and this is turning into a Dragonstorm lovefest? I don't even really know you . . .
errorabbit
Nice quips! I wish I knew better comedic terminology . . .
gimmethegepgun
You aren't frisky!Sollux. Why would you think you were frisky!Sollux.
Crispiness
*11minutelong[s]enter* not really
cinereousSynesthete
Splural forms of octopus.
Milcah
Your shipping is fun.
yrr
“Your” pretty cool.
temporalPeregrine
Your avatar and profile pictures are awesome DABEZ.
oogley
Nice folder that was inspired by Comic Discussion! (Shit my grammar is really breaking down.)
Destruction Dragon 360
I at first thought you were a douchebag, but you're actually pretty cool.
JordanTH
I always wondered what was up with your avatar.
TimelessGallifreyan
Oh hey I get Doctor Who references even though I've never seen the show. (YES I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT DW)
Ross_Varn
Your avatar is quite kickin'.
lexarqade
Haha your avatar is kinda weirding me out right now.
Mraof
aMAzing manips
Drillgorg
ahahahahahaha whose this guy anyways never seen him HAO ID HE GET ON THE LIST shindler
LMLYP
You continue to ninja everyone with your GreaseMonkey script. ?
tentativeGeekery
You know your myths~ and your avatar is pretty cool. I can't remember if it looked like that in the flash . . .
Vanymstorm

merrickm
Wow you post like once a month . . . that's some crazy dedication.
Alphakirby
Haha bacon IM VEGEETARINA DUNKAS
Keerzy
Oh hey another guy who posts like once a month.
Sir Screwloose
Another damn on-topicker. Your avatar is somewhat unnerving.
pherociousDuodecim
Nice name
Miiko-chan
Your – your profile picture. YES.
kholhaus
I always see people quoting you for a joke and have to go back and read what you said.
Tenthyr
Your avatar is kind of mind-bending, but still awesome.
tippertot
Chickens are awesome. That's really all there is to say on the matter.
Salty
You should be on Juggalobook?
mutputSeven
You are also from an imaginary country!
nostalgebraist
Best professor.
Malarkey
Quebecois are the worst kind of imaginary people.
OrangeAipom
You are sincere! And you like cool stuff.
Kraddark13
I'm listening to “[S] Amy: React to [S] Jade: Pester John” and it's pretty cool.
Crowski
this name
dreamgor
Mom-gooey is a cool word.
lamseteid
Your avatar is kinda weird . . .
Nevermore360
hmm I share your interest in the Bowman
colwag
You suck. not really
lostWanderer
That SolBee is magnificient.
plainWonder
Blap's bro is cool, even if he doesn't post much.
Mr_Smitt
Is – is that a fez?
weirdguy
Your avatar is really tiny 8|
AnatidaeCollector
An ingenious name choice.
DaGreatJL
Your avatar is kinda weird . . .
Xesh
As of my writing, your post count is 413. That's pretty cool.
Kidror
All of your avatars are awesome. And you're a member of the Autumn Crew which we talked about once and then never spoke of again!
Chika
. . . yeah everything you write is coloured by your avatar. Which is cool.
phenom1250
sup
fweezel
You're pretty sharp.
Sanichi
I hear you like animes.
RotationalBasis
I read it first as “RotationalBias.” Not sure which is better.
Velmen
Your avatar is funny. As are you.
Nordinkel
Juju the Spanish way is DABEZ.
Newlemming
You are on topic!
Baam25th
You joined on my birthday. CRAZY.
TheWhiteTextGuy
[color=”#fffeff”]You had a nice gimmic going.[/color]
Clack
I still remember your original theory about Hipsterfang dating the Bufferer. It's pretty great.
mentosman8
duttle duttle duttle
Ahmmy
It's cool that you made your own avatar!
Anon Zytose
Cool avatar?
WillSpark
A more sincere Doc Scratch.
laserdogbad
dat avatar
fairlyArbitrary
Fluthulu is DAVES.
PrincessPartyPants
Your avatar does not jive with your username. You should get on that.
aggrievesTemulence
Lack of colour coordination/graphic design skills is THE BEST.
josephStaleknight
Pretty sure your username is a wordplay thing off of a certain dictator.
Tyrannic
Rarely do I see someone with so many posts and no avatar. I will assume this to be intentional.
Bandages
You're a pretty good troll.
Mister Visceral
hey
CloudHiro
so literal
Linkie
Your avatar reminds me of the Incredibles?
Basil
bread bread bread HAPPY
Asphodel
You're here at weird hours.
TheWealthyAardvark
man is that avatar name based off of that ad I saw once for some profitable elephant seal or someshit
BPrinny
I don't get the refrance
Wumbo
You should post again!
cardiacAtrophy
ahaha just how HIGH do you have to be to have cardiac atrophy
Thedude3445
1. Your avatar is surrealy awesome. 2. You are funny ON OCCASION.
myu2k2
Pretty avatar, even if I don't understand it.
Candor
yeah . . . ants . . . mobius . . . okay. But you're pretty sweet!
lethargicMute
HUGE furry.
linkzeldi
I guess you are a Zelda fan. I've never played one of those games =/
Ziddia
Your post count is 42. :S
wrinklefudger
Non-swears are kinda cool.
chaoticCadence
Welcome to the for a!
Phosphorescence
Why don't you glow?
wafflepan
Sometimes I make waffles. The pan is really hard to clean, though. Actually, it's been years
Catstorm
Catstorm is probably the best possible username.
Glassy
Nice fractal! Fractals are cool.
entrando2
ugh come on man why would hussie make characters bald it's not like he didn't have enough in the first three adventures
Hyacinth 13
Lookin' pretty cool with those shades.
MariettaRC
I have a friend who roleplays someone called RC. /ranndom
empireomega
Cool manip of an avatar!
hircineDandelion
I don't know what “hircine” means, so you are therefore smart.
smashmaniac2008
Read literally, this means you want to smash a maniac in 2008. HMMM.
Trinity of Shadows
That avatar is awesome and its song is awesome.
Juju
Secretly deadeyed!Cal.
Dentrala
MUSICS.
nikle
Hooray for old avatar fads!
php213
HEY.
NVK
SUP.
EyeKat
Your name is an inspiration to us all.
killerCephalopod
oh fuck deja vu
Trek
hey so that deja vu doesn't stop from happening
Zurqoxn
I remember going down through this list
Murder
and hijacking people's compliments SORRY
Quirk
I see what you did there [color=”#ffffff”]with that username[/color]
NSCLord
Tsar is probably the best role.
GideonWells
I think I only understood your username this morning. But Scott Pilgrim is the shiznit.
chimaeraUndying
You have 111 posts!
chelleBelle
that's probably the most risque avatar I've seen so far
knottedOdyssey
You're nice to people!
ArmsAreLoud
Your shenanigans sometimes amuse me.
Zanzanar
oh hey knowledge of letters that's coo'
Gogo
oh hey your name is like Juju sort of /crackships
Quizzle
in this nizzle (you are also sincerely helpful?)
Captain Combusken
your avatar is weird
Moldova in Eurovision 2011
I – I am a huge fan of your work.
wolftamer9
One of this thread's two citrus. THE CONSPIRACY DOES NOT STOP.
5tailedwolfmisstress
Forums can be difficult at first! I hope you stay with us~ (Also I find the thread subscription option handy, even though I didn't use it in my first four or five months. You should check it out if you read any of the smaller threads.)
Diffractor
Hello!
specularnaodm

Sorry?

Originally Posted by Daniel990

Jane is sure having an awesome staring contest with that card.

Okay, I'm going to sleep now.

Adeus!

night dani, enjoy your broccoli dreams.

03-07-2012, 08:25 PM #19

TimelessGallifreyan

Re: Revenge Of The Antsy Pants Update Dance

It's too cold for ants here right now, but I'm really impatient for the update anyway

Bye Dani

In Sbarg, I was the Seer of Time, and my planet was the Land of Wood and Temples

03-07-2012, 08:26 PM #20

Ace of Dark-Hearts

Uses Abbrvtns 2 Condescend u

Re: Revenge Of The Antsy Pants Update Dance

Originally Posted by Stormspirit

Since when have you mastered the Dave's Rambling Metaphor ? That was totally hilarious.

I'm secretly a really cool kid outside of the internet

Also, I am an aspiring writer, so I guess I'm good at emulating personalities.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Sorry?

Hahah, was that a callback to my, "Sorry...?" comment?

Because that would be neat if it was.

My tumblr. Also here is my art and music blog. Check 'em out, maybe?

Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.

Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.

Quotes:

Originally Posted by shadowedAngel

Originally Posted by OrangeAipom

Hussie will never make your dreams come true.

Because he is lazy.

Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.

Originally Posted by Drillgorg

Originally Posted by pirrou

Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.

I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this

But look at your avatar...

Originally Posted by Kíeros

Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.

"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.

His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.

Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."

Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.

Originally Posted by Wulf

Originally Posted by rogue of void

Originally Posted by FowlJ

Originally Posted by Panda-s1

naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.

Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.

That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.

Was, he got off on those charges remember?

Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

Originally Posted by Everanix

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Page 88!!!!!!!!

Let's talk about spidertrolls.

I'm in favour of them.

Aranea's a pretty fly chick.

Spidertroll convo end.

I think we've had enough of them.

I believe we just had the perfect conversation.

03-07-2012, 08:26 PM #21

Kíeros

Toxic Snail Moderator

Re: Revenge Of The Antsy Pants Update Dance

Originally Posted by Fish

Kieros
You're pretty snarky.

Me? Snarky?
NEVER

Anyways, who cannot wait for Jane to make even more of a fool of herself over Pesterchum?

੭^_:♊૫
Jury Duty 3 MSPA Madness

True magic comes from courage of the heart.
わずかな勇気が本当の魔法
Boys and girls be ambitious.
少年少女よ大志を抱け
One step can change the world.
その一歩が世界を変える

-Evangeline AK McDowell

03-07-2012, 08:28 PM #22

Ace of Dark-Hearts

Uses Abbrvtns 2 Condescend u

Re: Revenge Of The Antsy Pants Update Dance

Oh, I didn't see the comment towards me

Thanks fish!

My tumblr. Also here is my art and music blog. Check 'em out, maybe?

Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.

Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.

Quotes:

Originally Posted by shadowedAngel

Originally Posted by OrangeAipom

Hussie will never make your dreams come true.

Because he is lazy.

Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.

Originally Posted by Drillgorg

Originally Posted by pirrou

Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.

I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this

But look at your avatar...

Originally Posted by Kíeros

Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.

"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.

His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.

Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."

Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.

Originally Posted by Wulf

Originally Posted by rogue of void

Originally Posted by FowlJ

Originally Posted by Panda-s1

naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.

Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.

That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.

Was, he got off on those charges remember?

Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

Originally Posted by Everanix

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Page 88!!!!!!!!

Let's talk about spidertrolls.

I'm in favour of them.

Aranea's a pretty fly chick.

Spidertroll convo end.

I think we've had enough of them.

I believe we just had the perfect conversation.

03-07-2012, 08:28 PM #23

mysteriousOutsider

Rogue of Mind

Re: Revenge Of The Antsy Pants Update Dance

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Hahah, was that a callback to my, "Sorry...?" comment?

Because that would be neat if it was.

Not specifically

but I did think about it. I guess that's basically the same thing.

03-07-2012, 08:29 PM #24

Stormspirit

Witch of Heart/Thief of Fun

Re: Revenge Of The Antsy Pants Update Dance

Originally Posted by Kíeros

Me? Snarky?
NEVER

Anyways, who cannot wait for Jane to make even more of a fool of herself over Pesterchum?

Me. It's going to happen anyway, since it clearly state that she has embarrassed herself for a lifetime. And we all know that usually mean the exact opposite will happen.

Folders and sigquotes below. Warning: This may cause brain damage.

Stormspirit: Witch of Heart, Thief of Fun, Queen of Awesome, Witch of Art and proud member of the Horrorterror Hug Squad

Folders Dani is the coolest but MW is much cooler

Facepalm Compendium

Sigquotes

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

I think between rape face Bonnie and cam whore KanRose we've got the hilariously awkward covered.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Yeah I was kinda surprised by that.

Like

Wait I can see tits

I CAN SEE TITS

DD officially has the best reading material, hands down.

03-07-2012, 08:29 PM #25

oogley

Thief of Heart

Re: Revenge Of The Antsy Pants Update Dance

Originally Posted by Fish

Appreciation (sorry my memory is shitty and I can't remember individual things!)
oogley
Nice folder that was inspired by Comic Discussion! (Shit my grammar is really breaking down.)

I AM OOGLEY. PRINCE OF WORDS. Actually, I'm thief of heart. :P

MEENAH FOLDER

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