Hello, hello..this is my forum adventure...! I'm very exited to get started.
A couple things: They all have names, sorry! D:
And updates will be sporadic, a few a week, I'm thinking (I am a busy college student).
Thanks for reading
You decide to start over your favourite game, Pok-
...wait this isn't the right one. Someone must've switched them out. Oh well.
You try it anyway.
Oh good, a character select screen! There seem to be so many to choose from, too...
> Choose one of the shadowy-ones.
But you can't choose them yet! Try one of the colorful ones.
PS. Going by majority say.. if there is none between the time I post and start working on an update, I'll choose first
(or coolest sounding)
(let's be honset here)
> The sweet black and yellow one.
Your name is LUCIFER, a very fitting name for an UMBREON. You, of course, have a TWIN BROTHER and many other SIBLINGS you don't feel like mentioning at the moment. Your useless trainer left you all alone at home, saying something about "training other Pokemon".
Why not try rendering yourself in a less-symbolic fashion?
> Render yourse- yeah that whatever.
You are busy sleeping in a restaurant. You had to get up early for some reason. The alarm went off and woke you up, so you must have set it for some reason. Maybe you should check on your handy CALENDAR in your exquisite sPod musical device.
Or, you know, you can just keep sleeping. Whatever.
Anon: Hiya!
[Anon] Navi's good friend: well you certainly seem exited
Anon: Sure am.
Anon: Exiting fucking everywhere.
Anon: See a door?
Anon: BAM.
Anon: I went through it.
[Anon] Navi's good friend: carefull, it can be hard to get out of sheets
Anon: Can't stop me.
[Anon] Navi's good friend: and steamers for the carpet can be expensive
Fuck it. Clearly it wasn't that important or you would have remembered. You continue sleeping.
Or, you would, but your Pokefriend Chat is going off. It makes absolutely the worst sound over and over and over. Make a note to turn that shit off later. Well, you have no choice now but to answer it.
> WAKE UP!
It's just your brother. It's always one of your brothers, though.
You haven't talked to this one today, and you want to get back to sleep.
-- acrimoniousAssailant [AA] began poking attentiveCimmerian [AC] at 12:12 --
AA: So hey
AA: I have a problem
AA: Are you there?
AC: can't you bother someone else about this?
AC: i'm busy right now
AA: No you aren't and no I can't. No one else is on right now
AC: wait, really?
AC: not even TA
AC: he is legit connected to his computer i think
AC: so really no one else, huh
AA: Just help me okay. This is serious
AC: what is it?
AA: I forgot to get a present for today
AC: what do you mean?
AA: Really? Seriously? The birthday
AC: today
AA: Yes
AC: oh
AC: hey i gotta go for a bit
AC: we can sort this out later okay
AA: Don't you dare start ignoring me
-- attentiveCimmerian [AC] ceased poking acrimoniousAssailant [AA] at 12:20 --
Shit shit shit shit this is why you woke up early. You remember now.
It is your PRECIOUS LITTLE SISTER's birthday today. You and all your siblings promised to each get her a nice little gift.
But really you have no idea what she wants. Maybe someone else has already put their gift into the PC ITEM BOX you all share. Which is a stupid idea, really, since your sister could just go and open it, ruining the surprise.
> Look into the Item Box
Well at least you don't seem to be the only one slow on buying a gift. The barrette and TM are easy guesses. That candy and PokeBall are a bit more difficult to guess... oh well.
That strange game, POKEBURB WHITE and BLACK, is from your annoying hacker brother. He's been trying to get everyone to play with him. Maybe he's giving one to your sis as a gift? What a shitty present.
> Freak out at your twin bro
-- attentiveCimmerian [AC] poked conticentClairvoyant [CC] at 12:25 --
AC: shit
AC: man where are you
AC: damnit
-- attentiveCimmerian [AC] ceased poking conticentClairvoyant [CC] at 12:27 --
Whatever your bro is doing cannot be as important as this problem you are having right now.
Maybe this is the same way AA felt?
Who cares, this is your problem now and that's all that matters.
> Buy a present
Good thing you're sitting on the top floor of the GOLDENROD CITY DEPARTMENT STORE. There are tons of places to shop around here.
Anon: Hiya!
[Anon] Navi's good friend: well you certainly seem exited
Anon: Sure am.
Anon: Exiting fucking everywhere.
Anon: See a door?
Anon: BAM.
Anon: I went through it.
[Anon] Navi's good friend: carefull, it can be hard to get out of sheets
Anon: Can't stop me.
[Anon] Navi's good friend: and steamers for the carpet can be expensive
> A fluffy tail or a pokedoll to escape battles (obviously she'll use it for other purposes)
> a pokedoll, preferably squirtle.
> A "Fuchsia Bow". It would look good with the barrette, but is meant to be worn around the neck.
Of course, the problem with a huge department store is that there are too many choices. You think about getting a bow for her, to match with your twin's gift, but you have absolutely no fashion sense so this may backfire...
Though, girls like dolls (right?), so you decide to get a Poke Doll.
> Head to the second floor.
There are SO FUCKING MANY AHH-
Calm down. Just take an exorbiant amount of time to peruse the section.
Maybe a cute Clefairy? A standard Pikachu? A powerful Ente-wait no that isn't cute. It has to be something cute. She practically lives off the life force of cute.
THIS IS SO HARD why is shopping for girls imposs-oh hey someone is poking you again.
> Answer annoyance.
-- graveTrition [GT] started poking attentiveCimmerian [AC] at 12:34 --
GT: You are aware you never properly introduced yourself, right?
GT: You should do that before progressing.
GT: Just a suggestion.
-- graveTrition [GT] ceased poking attentiveCimmerian [AC] at 12:34 --
-- trecherousAbaddon [TA] started poking attentiveCimmerian [AC] at 12:34 --
TA: Hey did you look in the box yet?
TA: That's a thing that you need to do like right NOW
TA: LUCI ANSWER ME
-- acrimoniousAssailent [AA] started poking attentiveCimmerian [AC] at 12:34 --
AA: You forgot too didn't you? Well if anything could you please buy her something for me. I'm a bit busy at the moment so that would be nice
AA: Thanks
-- acrimoniousAssailent [AA] ceased poking attentiveCimmerian [AC] at 12:34 --
Oh my god the triplets all started talking to you at the same time. Wow. Let's take this slowly:
What does he mean 'introduce'? There's no one around but yourself and a few shoppers and you certainly don't want to introduce yourself to them. Also the least you could do for AA is to help him. You try to be a responsible older bro, after all.
>Answer hacker bro
AC: damnit don't call me that
TA: What so I'm not allowed to call you that but Lan is?
AC: yes
AC: he won't stop no matter what I say
TA: Oh but I will? >:D
AC: you better
AC: also i'm not playing that dumb game
AC: get someone else
TA: NO we ALL have to play it dammit!
TA: Just download it to your thing. It'll take like a half hour tops.
AC: half hour is a long time, man
AC: doesn't the party start at 2?
TA: No it starts at
TA: uh
TA: Look it doesn't start for a while so don't sweat it.
AC: ugh fine
AC: can i use my other apps while it downloads
TA: I don't know! Maybe? Try it and see
AC: fine whatever
TA: Okay good I have stuff to go do.
TA: ttyl
-- trecherousAbaddon [TA] ceased poking attentiveCimmerian [AC] at 12:38 --
Well you guess you'll entertain your brother and install that dumb game.
A whole half hour without music? That'll be hard to do... The WHITE version looks cooler, in absolutely no way that you can actually see at the moment, so you take that one. It's not like it'll ever matter anyway.
You grab a Squirtle and a Clefairy doll from the shelf. You're pretty sure your sis has neither of these, so they should be okay. Take them to the counter-