sLurb: A Fanalien Tonguestravaganza

[sonic3535]

> Be the last one.

[Ocfos]

>Be the one to the far right.

[Siya]

> Be the being with the orange question mark.

[Snowyowl]

Be the middle one.

[BishouTaka]

Be the shadows of all three, in which cliff_racer trolls the readers by giving no info on any of them.

[Cliff_Racer]

>Cliff Racer: Wasn't there something you were running...

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There we go! All dumped out. I won't need to worry about THAT mess for a few more months.



Hm. Now that you mention it, it DOES feel like I'm forgetting somethi...



sLurb!! No!!



Speak to me, sLurb! You're just kidding around, right? Hahaha, it's a funny joke! I'm laughing, see!! sLurb?



SLUUUUUUURRRRRRRB!!!!




*gasp!*

>Be the spiky-haired one on the far right.

You are now the person behind the nagtag foreverSuperior. That couldn't POSSIBLY be your real name, though.



It's that time once more. What IS your name, miss foreverSuperior?

[Ocfos]

Ms. Complimentary Colour.

[scintillatingMoniker]

miss farrah vahsooperiur

[Siya]

Franzique Praggle-Praggle

[VeritasUnae]

jenezah alphade

[Ocfos]

Nysotalle.



c:

[BishouTaka]

SKIPPERBLUMB WELT-TONGUE

[Cliff_Racer]

>Name her Mrs. Farzique Alphatounge



Oh, no. You are NOT having ANY of that bullshit. (Guest art by Chumemi!)



Your name is NYSOTALLE. Wait, you're pretty sure you knew that already. Oh well.

You are currently standing in your BEDROOM, which is rather cool thanks to the designing most UPPER CLASS thu arem have done to their residences. Heat rises to the top of the room, then escapes through the vents. That's a bonus, because you tend to have trouble focusing on WRITING while you're super warm.

You just got done talking to ILANATSI, who sent you some file. You'll open it later, you guess, but right now you need to find your EARRINGS. They're the main thing that shows people that you're of high class, after all. You're not going out or anything, but it's a good idea to try to find them either way.

What now?

[scintillatingMoniker]

Retrieve arms from cabinet thingy under the bed.

[Ocfos]

Getting arms is stupid, they're worthless!

Check out that suspicious briefcase on the floor.

[Cliff_Racer]

>Retrieve arms from cabinet thingy under your bed.

But why would you need to retrieve your ARMAMENTS, when...



...You already have them on you! Seriously, who DOESN'T keep all their cutty stuff in their strife decks? That's just stupid.

>Check out that suspicious briefcase on the floor.



Absolutely not. You are not going to open that briefcase. The contents are too damn embarassing and A COMPLETE DISGRACE TO YOUR CAREER AS A WRITEoh hey, someone's pestering you.

Wanna go investigate?

[musecalCaprica]

>Ignore them and bray like a donkey and dance on the ceiling.

[Syvar]

Ignore pester. Howl like a monkey and slap some rocks together.

[Ocfos]

Look at the sharp feet you have, then ponder the meaning of life.

[Lieutenant Fish]

>The middle onE

[scintillatingMoniker]

just answer the damn pester geeze