GenetiJumble BETA

[OrangeAipom]

i just noticed the butterfly porn on tavros's walls

what the fuck

>little bullfairy: FLY AWAAAAAAAAY

What bullfairy?

[Menek]

What bullfairy?

FREAKS OUT AT YOUR RETCONNING FLIPS TABLE DUMPS COFFEE ON YOU DOES A BACKFLIP LANDS ON HEAD BREAKS NECK DIES REVIVES GET BACK UP FLIPS ANOTHER TABLE FREAKS OUT SOME MORE FOAMS AT MOUTH HAS SEIZURE GETS RABIES SHOT SPROUTS WINGS FLIES INTO SKY EXPLODES TURNS INTO STAR BURNS UP EARTHS ATMOSPHERE CAUSES APOCALYPSE OF PURE RAGE

jk i didn't do any of that.

but retconning is srsly lame qurl don't do it, i saw that bullfairy and you know it.

[OrangeAipom]

FREAKS OUT AT YOUR RETCONNING FLIPS TABLE DUMPS COFFEE ON YOU DOES A BACKFLIP LANDS ON HEAD BREAKS NECK DIES REVIVES GET BACK UP FLIPS ANOTHER TABLE FREAKS OUT SOME MORE FOAMS AT MOUTH HAS SEIZURE GETS RABIES SHOT SPROUTS WINGS FLIES INTO SKY EXPLODES TURNS INTO STAR BURNS UP EARTHS ATMOSPHERE CAUSES APOCALYPSE OF PURE RAGE

jk i didn't do any of that.

but retconning is srsly lame qurl don't do it, i saw that bullfairy and you know it.

TOO BAD PREVIOUS UPDATES TAKE PRECEDENCE

Your name is TINKERBULL. You have abandoned your charge for the perigee because it is FAY BULL MATING SEASON.

If it were Interplanetary SNAFU Day, you would die to death in the RUNNING OF THE BULLS. But that's a dumb fakey fake holiday that makes no sense.

The stuff that you're doing isn't something children should be reading about.

[Menek]

>tinkerbull: spontaneously combullst.

[Great Pikmin Fan]

> Tavros: Stop acting exactly like your canon self. Bad things will come out of that. (I'd give links if I wasn't too lazy.) Instead, by more like your cannon self. Dress up as a cannon and start shouting "Kaboom!" (kABOOM,?) randomly. Hey, you may look stupid, but at least it slightly decreases your chances of getting impaled with your own weapon over 600 hours later! ...Does it?

If that command is too stupid...

> Tavros: Play Simpsons: Hit & Run. Or Troll Simpsons: Hit & Run, depending on however things work in this universe.

EDIT: Holy carp this is my 143rd post?

[OrangeAipom]

> Tavros: Stop acting exactly like your canon self. Bad things will come out of that. (I'd give links if I wasn't too lazy.)

This is how you get up to your recuperacoon when it's time to rest. It's kind of a production getting in and out.

[The Titanium]

> tavros


drown

[Destruction Dragon 360]

> tavros


drown

You can't drown! You can't even fit into the damn thing! Your horns are just to big!

[The Titanium]

> i'm pretty sure you can at least submerge your face in there! right? you must try
at least!

i mean what have you got to lose

[OrangeAipom]

> tavros


drown

You can't fit all the way in because of your huge horns. It makes it hard to get any solid shuteye. Your dissatisfaction is so great that your lips have flipped vertically.

Oh great, now you're covered in slime. Why did you do this? Your lovely human assistant is going to have to change your clothes. There goes another solid quarter-hour down the tubes.

Aw damn and there goes your four wheel device down the ramp. That happens a lot.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

oA: Stop copypasting from canon, it's making you look more/less un/original!

[Menek]

oA: get sued for plagiamarisms

[The Titanium]

copypasting from canon

has anyone ever done that in an adventure

if not wouldn't that make it more original?

[OrangeAipom]

oA: Stop copypasting from canon, it's making you look more/less un/original!

It's more different than you think.

[pikajens]

Rufio: Be the human assistant. Get your master out of the slime.

[Weather Report]

Take lance, admire posters.

[The Titanium]

Take lance, admire posters.

admire as in STABMURDERDESTROY

[Destruction Dragon 360]

Tavros: Acknowledge fairy fetish.

[OrangeAipom]

Rufio: Be the human assistant. Get your master out of the slime.

After a major cleanup rigmarole and a lot of heavy lifting, you equip your JOUSTING LANCE.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

Human assistant: Are you as asexual as Dave or can this actually go somewhere?

[OrangeAipom]

Human assistant: Are you as asexual as Dave or can this actually go somewhere?

You are paralyzed from the waist down. You have no reason to ask this question.

[pikajens]

Tavros: Turn sharply to play EXTREME MONSTER CARD GAMES with your Human Assistant.

HA: Be knocked over by your master's Level 18 Lance Pirroruette technique.

Rufio: Be Jealous.

[OrangeAipom]

Tavros: Turn sharply to play EXTREME MONSTER CARD GAMES with your Human Assistant.

You turn around and...

HA: Be knocked over by your master's Level 18 Lance Pirroruette technique.

wHOOPS! Your assistant has been knocked unconscious!



Let's choose another character. You can be any character you want as long as it's Kanaya.

[Menek]

>be sollux

[Destruction Dragon 360]

>Be the Gemini troll