GenetiJumble BETA

[Menek]

what is that mcdonalds monstrosity, aint no sollux

[The Titanium]

full name
Sollux McDonald

[OrangeAipom]

what is that mcdonalds monstrosity, aint no sollux

i thought you said you'd be leaving

[Weather Report]

Let's check that yellow room and find some secrets that would have been better left unfound.

Lest the police find you out.

[Menek]

i thought you said you'd be leaving

i stayed to botch at you because someone gotta do it.

[OrangeAipom]

You figure you might as well start your introduction with statements that describe both of your bodies because, well, it'd be stupid for the audience to read the same shit BACK TO BACK TO BACK.

Not that you're aware that there's an audience. Your life isn't all that interesting.

Your names are PEIXES and FEFERI. You have NO FUCKING IDEA where your magenta blood stands on the HEMOSPECTRUM. Few people do understand which caste is superior to which because it's not very logical. Scientific racism sure is confusing!

Anyway, like most people of your color, you are gifted with a STRONG PSYCHIC ABILITY. Other colors also have psychic powers but they tend to be more diverse in their talents; a troll in some other caste may have the power to fly AND have laser eyes that alternate colors and go wee-woo wee-woo. Man, the thought of that gets you hot and bothered and EXCITED but oh gross you can hear one of the sea dwellers moaning and your counterpart's clitboner is confused. Good thing you, Peixes, can choose to ignore that.

BACK ON POINT, you have two bodies that are linked through a strong psychic connection. This is very useful for you because you can multitask easily and pretend you are TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE to those that don't know you very well. Also you can make out with yourself but that's a pretty obvious exploitation of your ability.

Sometimes you CONFUSE YOUR TWO BODIES. Because of that you wear blue shoes on PEIXES and yellow shoes on FEFERI. Things are a lot simpler this way.

Oh, right! You have multiple YODEL! RANT ACCOUNTS. Your Yodel! Names™ are cuddlyCharlatan, cageyFuckup, and perpetualCheer.

So what will you do?

[SkyKat]

Peixes: look at the troll next to you.

[Kaynato]

Examine lusus.

[OrangeAipom]

Examine lusus.

Which one?

[Mibbs]

Which one?

both of em

[OrangeAipom]

both of em

excuse me mibbs but i can't tell when lusus is used as a singular or plural noun

[The Titanium]

we are not speakIng iN lATin


mibbs

[OrangeAipom]

http://orangeaipom.tumblr.com/post/1...arian-shokiade

my goal is to have genetijumble be better than don't name it.

[Menek]

my goal is to have my swap be betr than urs oa.

[SkyKat]

my goal is to have my swap be betr than urs oa.

me 2

but it will nver hapen

ur jst 2 good

[OrangeAipom]

me 2

but it will nver hapen

ur jst 2 good

actually you win i quit bloodswaps 5ever /castelocked

[SkyKat]

actually you win i quit bloodswaps 5ever /castelocked

nooooooooooooooooo

Seriously you should continue.

This is like, bloodswaps, but you think outside the box so much that you left bilious slick.

I hope we stay alive even when castelocked is here...

[OrangeAipom]

nooooooooooooooooo

Seriously you should continue.

This is like, bloodswaps, but you think outside the box so much that you left bilious slick.

I hope we stay alive even when castelocked is here...

no, you see, Castelocked quit because Don't Name It was more popular. i was imitating that at the time.

[SkyKat]

no, you see, Castelocked quit because Don't Name It was more popular. i was imitating that at the time.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DAMN IT I NEVER GET THOSE THINGS.

:/

[OrangeAipom]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DAMN IT I NEVER GET THOSE THINGS.

:/

I'm sorry. Next time I'll provide a link when I reference something that is somewhat important in understanding things.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

no, you see, Castelocked quit because Don't Name It was more popular. i was imitating that at the time.

Does that mean Castelocked will come back now that Don't Name It's being concluded early?

[OrangeAipom]

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I'd like to thank Anti for making the cat ears. Usually I wouldn't give credit because everyone uses her sheets, but she made them available because I asked her to.

She's rad.

Does that mean Castelocked will come back now that Don't Name It's being concluded early?

Yes.

Peixes: look at the troll next to you.

This is your friend KANAYA MARYAM. Her fashion sense is a bit butch for your tastes, but she doesn't care about your opinion because there's always someone with an opinion that contradicts yours. You don't quite understand this philosophy but Kanaya says she's glad to have an honest friend like you, unlike Feferi. Dat conde2cendIIng bIItch, her words.

Anyway, despite all of her flaws and her refusal to wear fake eyelashes, she's actually quite charming once you get to know her. You'd give a more in-depth introduction, but you think Kanaya would prefer to introduce herself.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

Kanaya: Refuse to introduce yourself on the grounds that you're just too pissy right now.

[Kaynato]

> Introduce yourself to contradict the expectation that you are about to refuse to introduce yourself.

[Mibbs]

is kanaya a lesbian?