that thing is a chernobylic mutant with metamorphical powers rivaling that of cuttlefish you don't want radiation poisoning do you
And how did you manage to create such a being? Did you use titanium rather than radiation?
Is this one of your interests? Creating horrible freaks of nature for your own amusement? Poor thing must hate its life so much.
You can just feel his/her/its cold, black heart falling into an oceanic sinkhole in lament of its horrible, genetically mutilated existence.
Just look at that face.
Sollux: Ride Dog. Be the Rider.
DANI IS THE COOLEST AND SO IS CANDY CORN
SOLLUX: Go home and talk about yourself to us.
>land in troll germany and meet the troll german princess