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[OrangeAipom]

Dave: Grope Terezi's junk and blame it on Jade.

You are too shy and asexual to have such thoughts.

[Kaynato]

> acquire extrasensory perception

[OrangeAipom]

> readers: give commands that make sense

kaynato, how do you expect terezi to get esp?

[Destruction Dragon 360]

Terezi: Ask Dave to do something silly.

[Menek]

terezi: rub red chalk ALL OVER YOUR FACE

[Mibbs]

Dave: switch sunglasses with terezi

[Weather Report]

Terezi: Go to the convenience store and pick up a couple of sodas: one for you and another for you. Usually Dave likes to snack on the plastic if he's given the chance. Humans sure are weird and starving.

[OrangeAipom]

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fuck i have writer's space-out i'll go over this later.

this is a bad way to celebrate being out of the cradle

Terezi: Go to the convenience store and pick up a couple of sodas: one for you and another for you. Usually Dave likes to snack on the plastic if he's given the chance. Humans sure are weird and starving.

You tell Dave to lead you to the store and he does so.

You hear a familiar voice at the door.

KARKAT: THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

You never cared much for this troll. His manner of speaking is inelegant and lacks tact.

If you could see him, fondly regard his imposing bat wings, you would realize that he is the sexiest troll in the room. But you are blind.

You buy some sodas and give the empty bottles to Dave when you finish drinking them. You think he chews on the plastic, but he uses the materials to make his artistic sculptures. When you touch them, they feel just like 3D JPEGs.

Once, he brought home a dead squirrel and taxidermied it. It felt just like a real squirrel except for the bulging glass eyes he shoved into its sockets. Dave is a mysterious human.

[Mibbs]

Feel Karkat all over to determine whether or not he is attractive

[OrangeAipom]

kanaya: get those bunny ears off your head. what do you think you are, a cabbit?

You cannot remove the ears from your head without great injury and/or plastic surgery!

(She's supposed to be pulling the ears off of her head, but I don't think I can portray that well without animation that I don't feel like doing.)

[Trish]

Ooh, I guess we're suddenly Kanaya again.

Kanaya: GET out and GO play. Preferably to the grocery store so that we can have more shenanigans.

Also, you got out of the Cradle!? That's horrible.

[Menek]

Kanaya why are you a neopet

[OrangeAipom]

Kanaya why are you a neopet

Do you want her answer or mine?

[Mibbs]

Do you want her answer or mine?

both

[OrangeAipom]

both

In this AU, Kanaya is a Gemini. I decided that she should have two sets of ears as well as two sets of horns. The longer set of ears is symbolically removed at times to save space.

But I think I will retcon the smaller pair of horns out of her sprite because her head is cluttered enough as it is.

[OrangeAipom]

added aradia's picture to the first appearance because i don't care

[Mibbs]

Kanaya is at LEAST 20 pixels too thin fix it immediately or I will set fire to your house

AND YOU FORGOT THE FUCKING HORNS

[OrangeAipom]

AND YOU FORGOT THE FUCKING HORNS

it took you that long to realize she didn't have horns.

congrats.

you win a lesbeer.

[Mibbs]

I was planning on saving the horn thing for

Kanayas

Highly Inconsistent

Horn numbers but i forgot and kinda jumped the gun

Suggestions? No we only have petty nitpicks here. No suggesting until everybody's adventure is up to my standards.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

Kanaya: Nibble on a carrot and blast a duck's face off.

[OrangeAipom]

I was planning on saving the horn thing for Kanayas Highly Inconsistent Horn numbers but i forgot and kinda jumped the gun

What are you talking about? Kanaya's horns have always been consistent.

[Mibbs]

you never added scott or whatever the fuck his name is feet and it is past february

[OrangeAipom]

fixed

[Yo-Yo, In Attack Mode!]

everyone look out the window in the yellow room

[Weather Report]

Terezi: Go to Coney Island with your beautiful Dave. Ask him which ride he wants to ride first.