GenetiJumble BETA

[Menek]

ask why she is a kawaii neko

[OrangeAipom]

is kanaya a lesbian?

¿what II2 a le2bIIan?

Peixes is perplexed. This question seemed to come out of thin air. But she quickly regains her cool, telling you, "If I remember c(')rrectly, a Lesbian is s(')me s(')rt of weird alien fr(')m the planet Lesb(')s."

II couldnt po22IIbly be one cuz IIm a natural born cIItIIzen of alternIIa.

(Sexual orientation still isn't a thing. However, using the human definition of lesbian, Kanaya is probably a lesbian. Keep in mind that, on this Alternia, homosexual couples are more common than heterosexual couples.)

[Menek]

kanaya: get those bunny ears off your head. what do you think you are, a cabbit?

[Weather Report]

Feferi: Be an adult. Help that poor kid out.

[OrangeAipom]

Feferi: Be an adult. Help that poor kid out.

You cannot breathe the water??

[Kaynato]

(> Perish)

[OrangeAipom]

(> Perish)

NO.

[Weather Report]

> Feferi: Good.

[OrangeAipom]

I do not have access to image editing softwarez for the next eight days. Let's switch to a character that hasn't unlocked/enabled images.

[Mibbs]

mibbs
or
sollux

[OrangeAipom]

mibbs
or
sollux

We have not unlocked Mibbs yet.

Sollux has enabled images.

[Menek]

imma draw for u OA okay.

[OrangeAipom]

imma draw for u OA okay.

Unless it is fanart, no thanks. I am a strong independent Homestuck who don't need no fan.

Looking at you, other bloodswaps.

[Trish]

Let's be someone fairly new and exciting: Terezi Pyrope.

Or John Egbert, that'd be cool too.

[Mibbs]

Let's be someone fairly new and exciting: Terezi Pyrope.

Or John Egbert, that'd be cool too.

John Egbert: be the magenta blood

[OrangeAipom]

Let's be someone fairly new and exciting: Terezi Pyrope.

Your name is TEREZI PYROPE and you are as blind as a DRAGONYY'YD.

[Mibbs]

how blind is that?

[Menek]

how blind is that?

[OrangeAipom]

Terezi cannot respond to this command because she is blind!

[Mibbs]

terezi: open up mspaintseassons.com, host to your favorite comic Trolstuck drawn by Lieutenant Hussie and his faithful Axolotl

[Weather Report]

Tavros: Scream Menek's command at Terezi for them, unless it turns out by sick coincidence she is deaf as well.

[OrangeAipom]

Tavros: Scream Menek's command at Terezi for them, unless it turns out by sick coincidence she is deaf as well.

no

orangeaipom: use store iPad 3 to type out terezi's intro

Wow this iPad has so many pixels. The text is so crisp and the pictures are so pixelated oh my Coulton.


Unlike a dragonyy'yd, you are unable to smell and taste the colors. That would technically be a psychic power, and you aren't a psychic as far as you know.

You are taking a leisurely stroll on the beach with you seeing-eye human DAVE STRIDER. You can tell he is a human from his lack of horns and his distinct human accent. Most blind trolls would make sure by groping their assistant's junk, but you trust and respect your human. Before you knew Dave enough to justify your behavior this way, you would say that you consider trolls and humans equal. This explanation is clearly bullshit because your human is blatantly subservient to you, but nobody thinks to question it because seriously who cares about the details in a way beyond superficial.

Your Yodel! Name™ is giddyCosplayer and u hate typed quirks b/c your text 2 speech program cunt reed them write

[Menek]

terezi: get coffee poured on you

[Mibbs]

grope daves junk

[Weather Report]

Dave: Grope Terezi's junk and blame it on Jade.