what is that mcdonalds monstrosity, aint no sollux
Let's check that yellow room and find some secrets that would have been better left unfound.
Lest the police find you out.
You figure you might as well start your introduction with statements that describe both of your bodies because, well, it'd be stupid for the audience to read the same shit BACK TO BACK TO BACK.
Not that you're aware that there's an audience. Your life isn't all that interesting.
Your names are PEIXES and FEFERI. You have NO FUCKING IDEA where your magenta blood stands on the HEMOSPECTRUM. Few people do understand which caste is superior to which because it's not very logical. Scientific racism sure is confusing!
Anyway, like most people of your color, you are gifted with a STRONG PSYCHIC ABILITY. Other colors also have psychic powers but they tend to be more diverse in their talents; a troll in some other caste may have the power to fly AND have laser eyes that alternate colors and go wee-woo wee-woo. Man, the thought of that gets you hot and bothered and EXCITED but oh gross you can hear one of the sea dwellers moaning and your counterpart's clitboner is confused. Good thing you, Peixes, can choose to ignore that.
BACK ON POINT, you have two bodies that are linked through a strong psychic connection. This is very useful for you because you can multitask easily and pretend you are TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE to those that don't know you very well. Also you can make out with yourself but that's a pretty obvious exploitation of your ability.
Sometimes you CONFUSE YOUR TWO BODIES. Because of that you wear blue shoes on PEIXES and yellow shoes on FEFERI. Things are a lot simpler this way.
Oh, right! You have multiple YODEL! RANT ACCOUNTS. Your Yodel! Names™ are cuddlyCharlatan, cageyFuckup, and perpetualCheer.
So what will you do?
my goal is to have genetijumble be better than don't name it.
link when I reference something that is somewhat important in understanding things.
This is your friend KANAYA MARYAM. Her fashion sense is a bit butch for your tastes, but she doesn't care about your opinion because there's always someone with an opinion that contradicts yours. You don't quite understand this philosophy but Kanaya says she's glad to have an honest friend like you, unlike Feferi. Dat conde2cendIIng bIItch, her words.
Anyway, despite all of her flaws and her refusal to wear fake eyelashes, she's actually quite charming once you get to know her. You'd give a more in-depth introduction, but you think Kanaya would prefer to introduce herself.
Kanaya: Refuse to introduce yourself on the grounds that you're just too pissy right now.
DANI IS THE COOLEST AND SO IS CANDY CORN
is kanaya a lesbian?