GenetiJumble BETA

[Great Pikmin Fan]

You can be any character you want as long as it's Kanaya.

> Be Kanaya.

> Kanaya: Play Simpsons: Hit & Run. Or Troll Simpsyadayadayada it's in my last post.

[OrangeAipom]

> Kanaya: Play Simpsons: Hit & Run. Or Troll Simpsyadayadayada it's in my last post.

I do not play these cartoon video games.

[OrangeAipom]

immortalizedIrritation [ii] began jeering grievingAndrogyne [GA]
ii: Hi AGAiN~ iDiOT~
GA: rude.
ii: THE OTHER ii iS GOiNG TO FUCK WiTH YOU iN ABOUT FiVE MiNUTES~
ii: i AM FOREWARNiNG YOU ABOUT SUCH A POTENTiALLY TRiGGERiNG OCCURANCE~ *NOT* BECAUSE i GiVE A SHiT ABOUT THE FRAGiLE iNViSiBLE LiNE BETWiXT YOUR SANiTY AND iTS iNVERSE~
ii: THE LiNE THAT, WHEN TRiPPED UPON, AiRS ANOTHER EPiSODE OF SCHiZOPHRENiA ON CHANNEL TWO~
ii: FANATiCS HEAR SiRENS BLASTiNG THROUGH THE AURAL BUDS CONNECTED TO THEiR GRUBTOPS~ GiFS HAZARDOUS TO THOSE WiTH EPiLEPSY BOMBARD THEiR MONiTORS~
ii: THEY FOAM AT THE MOUTH, SQUEALiNG ABOUT HOW THE WONDERFUL EXECUTiVE PRODUCER OF THiS SHOW HAS BLESSED THEM WiTH ANOTHER 2O MiNUTE CLiP~
ii: THE ERRATiC SCHEDULE COMBiNED WiTH COMPELLiNG CLiFFHANGERS iNFLiCTS AN iNNOVATiVE SORT OF STOCKHOLM SYNDROME ONTO A MiLLiON WRiGGLERS~
GA: oh my god of the le22er pIInk moon.
GA: ¿dIIdnt your lu2u2 teach you how to 2hut the fuck up?
ii: GETTiNG BACK ON POiNT SOON ENOUGH~ DON'T GET YOUR WOMAN-UNDERPANTS BUNCHED UP~
GA: how II dre22 II2 none of your bu2IIne22.
GA: II 2tIIll don't gIIve a fuck about whatever IIncomprehensIIble bullshIIt you are trying to convey.
GA: the2e trIIgger warning2 you gIIve about IIII are wor2e than IIII her2elf.
ii: i AM GiNGERLY STRADDLiNG THE TiGHTASSROPE FOR YOU AND THiS iS HOW YOU REPAY ME?
ii: DO YOU HAVE BRiGHT FEELiNGS FOR ME?
ii: PARTiCULARLY OF THE BLACK PERSUASiON???
grievingAndrogyne [GA] blocked immortalizedIrritation [ii] because "he2 makIIng 2tupIId cryptic extended metaphor2 that mean jack 2hit"

[pikajens]

II: Cheer Kanaya

Piexes OR Feferi: Interfere with the conversation.

I'm too lazy to check who's who so let the chaos roll

[OrangeAipom]

Piexes OR Feferi: Interfere with the conversation.

I wanted Peixes or Feferi to interfere in the jeerversation but it just didn't seem in character for Kanaya to extend the conversation very long.

It doesn't actually matter from Feferi Peixes's perspective unless somehow one of them is missing a computer. So there's a few options:

Peixes in the yellow room trolls using PC.
Feferi in the blue room trolls with CF.
Peixes trolls with Feferi's account and quirk.
Feferi trolls with Peixes's account and quirk.

It depends on whether Feferi Peixes likes confusing Kanaya or not.

That's up to you!

[Weather Report]

I or II: Don't make an in-story physical appearance. That's what we want the LEAST right now.

[OrangeAipom]

I or II: Don't make an in-story physical appearance. That's what we want the LEAST right now.

FINE. I don't even know what they LOOK LIKE anyway!

[Weather Report]

At least LOOK LIKE at this FAN ART!! *gosh pout dawg*

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[The Titanium]

ii and II are invisible

[OrangeAipom]

Kanaya: Refuse to introduce yourself on the grounds that you're just too pissy right now.

You're fine with introducing yourself because you are merely annoyed by that immortalizedIrritation nuisance.

> Introduce yourself to contradict the expectation that you are about to refuse to introduce yourself.

Your name is KANAYA MARYAM.

You are apeshit bananas at being a flighty broad, and you know ALL THE SNARKY HORSESHIT. All of it. Your affection for sexy aesthetically-pleasing clothes strongly overpowers instinctive regard for utilitarian comfort and mobility. As of recent, however, the majority of your comissions are for clothes that are nei--

Kanaya: Refuse to introduce yourself on the grounds that you're too pissy right now.

Ah fuck it nobody actually gives a shit about you and your problems.

> Introduce yourself.

But you might as well finish your sentence. Don't want to leave anyone on a cliffhanger. That would be very impolite and you pride yourself on good troll etiquette.

Kanaya: Refuse.

But--

> Introduce.

You're about to--

Kanaya: Refuse.

get IIt out.

> Introduce.

¡¡GET IIT OUT GET IIT OUT GET IIT OUT GET IIT OUT GET IIT OUT GET IIT OUT GET IIT OUT GET IIT OUT GET IIT OUT GET IIT OUT GET IIT OUT GET IIT OUT GET IIT OUT!!

[Kaynato]

If you want to reverse the projection that you are not going to introduce yourself the only valid response is to introduce yourself by introducing yourself so that the previous thought that you wouldn't introduce yourself would be contradicted.

[OrangeAipom]

If you want to reverse the projection that you are not going to introduce yourself the only valid response is to introduce yourself by introducing yourself so that the previous thought that you wouldn't introduce yourself would be contradicted.

grievingAndrogyne [GA] blocked genetiJumble [GJ] because "¡¡GET IIT OOOOOOOOOUT!!"

Looks like you can't command Kanaya anymore!

Choose a character:
ARADIA MEGIDO
TAVROS NITRAM
SOLLUX CAPTOR
KARKAT VANTAS
NEPETA LEIJON
KANAYA MARYAM
TEREZI PYROPE
EQUIUS ZAHHAK
GAMZEE MAKARA
ERIDAN AMPORA
FEFERI PEIXES

[Menek]

>be sollux

[OrangeAipom]

>be sollux

It's A DOGGY!!!

[Mibbs]

run the fuck away

[The Titanium]

why isn't the uncivilized bastard wearing his symbol?

you're not supposed to act like it's okay to not wear your symbol.

why? because it's not okay.

__________________________________________________ ___

> DOGGY: be lusus

or

> DOGGY: be chernobyl victim

[OrangeAipom]

why isn't the uncivilized bastard wearing his symbol?

you're not supposed to act like it's okay to not wear your symbol.

why? because it's not okay.

he's also naked

[The Titanium]

> SOLLUX: violently projectile decaptchalogue some clothes at DOGGY for the sake of public decency

[OrangeAipom]

> SOLLUX: violently projectile decaptchalogue some clothes at DOGGY for the sake of public decency

Doggies don't wear people clothes! Doggies have fur and you like petting the doggy because he has soft fur!

[The Titanium]

> sollux: STAY AWAY FROM THE DOGEY

[OrangeAipom]

> sollux: STAY AWAY FROM THE DOGEY

What dog? LOL.

[The Titanium]

ICY SPY

[Mibbs]

pet the troll

[The Titanium]

NOT TROL

SPI

[Weather Report]

Nice job on the nose on that guy. I really feel like I want to know this new Sollux. Like he's/she's/they're a part of my family.

Sollux: Give this guy a hug. Or, if dog again, doghug.