be gamzee again
be gamzee again
I ALREADY SAW AND NARRATED MY OWN DEATH.
At least, I think it was my death.
GET WITH THE PROGRAMME!
Gamzee: Oh hey, it's Eridan!
GAMZEE: BUT WHY DOES HE HAVE FINS ON HIS FACE?!?
Gamzee: :oO
ERIDAN: nyeh! i am not eridan, i am zzazzzzerpan
GAMZEE: HOW DOES HE PRONOUNCE "Z" FOUR TIMES IN A ROW?
Gamzee: Miracles, brah.
ERIDAN ZAZZERPAN: *audible facepalm*
gamzee:honk HONK!
You see the musclebeast he is riding on.
GAMZEE: HOLY SHIT COVERED SHAME GLOBES ON A POMEGRANATE!
Gamzee: Is that a rainbow Skyhorse under yo' saddle?
ZAZZERPAN: neigh, the correct term is skyDRAAGONN!
gamzee: TOMATO, tomato.
ZAZZERPAN: the expression doesnt wwork if you pronounce the wword the same wway twwice
GAMZEE: WHATEVZ, FISHPORA.
Gamzee: How do I get one of my own?
you have to kill somebody
Gamzee: Trip the motherfuck out.
DANI IS THE COOLEST AND SO IS CANDY CORN![]()
ZAZZERPAN: youll have to kill evverybody
GAMZEE: EVERYBODY?
Gamzee: Even Kanaya?
ZAZZERPAN: yes
GAMZEE: ZAZZERPAN YOU AIN'T MAKING NO SENSE.
Gamzee: How can I kill her.
GAMZEE: WHEN SHE'S ALREADY DEAD?
ZAZZERPAN: glub glub shrug
Your brain explodes in the dream.
Game's over for you.
Choose a character:
ARADIA MEGIDO
TAVROS NITRAM
SOLLUX CAPTOR
KARKAT VANTAS
NEPETA LEIJON
KANAYA MARYAM
TEREZI PYROPE
EQUIUS ZAHHAK
GAMZEE MAKARA
ERIDAN AMPORA
FEFERI PEIXES
keep being gamzee
funkblood
brightblood.
DANI IS THE COOLEST AND SO IS CANDY CORN![]()
Your name is TINKERBULL. You have abandoned your charge for the perigee because it is FAY BULL MATING SEASON.
If it were Interplanetary SNAFU Day, you would die to death in the RUNNING OF THE BULLS. But that's a dumb fakey fake holiday that makes no sense.
The stuff that you're doing isn't something children should be reading about.
Be someone else.
Choose a character:
ARADIA MEGIDO
TAVROS NITRAM
SOLLUX CAPTOR
KARKAT VANTAS
NEPETA LEIJON
KANAYA MARYAM
TEREZI PYROPE
EQUIUS ZAHHAK
GAMZEE MAKARA
ERIDAN AMPORA
FEFERI PEIXES
gamzee; dance
Eridan: dance with Gamzee, be the dancing master.
wwhat are you talkin about you cant command me
first of all my name is zzazzzzerpan not eridan an secon of all im just a dream construct
i dont havve a mind of my owwn
im a figment of gamzzees imagination
he doesnt evven have the capacity of imaginin a wworld wwith color
so if youll excuse me ill just be starin in disgust at this douchenozzzzles attempt at a courtship mating dance
Gamzee: have the capacity of color