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[Naristar]

Irestora

[Nameless1]

>Irestora Vasilissa

Of course that's your name, you don't really know why you forgot it actually. Oh, you must have destroyed it accidentally. You really need to stop doing that. Oh well, it's a moot point now, names can't really be destroyed, only temporarily deconstructed. Anyways...

You are Irestora Vasilissa. You are also a god (goddess actually). The goddess of destruction specifically. Today is the day you will carelessly destroy various objects. Everyday is like that in fact.

Interestingly, for someone with the ability to destroy anything you are REMARKABLY CHEERFUL, not a bad trait exactly, but it's apparently an unexpected one. That's not to say you don't have negative traits, you are unfortunately also REMARKABLY CLUMSY. Not usually viewed as bad, but when your domain is destruction...it causes problems. You feel a little sorry for the other gods you hang out with as you certainly aren't the most reliable company to have, but they don't seem to mind your antics. Nobody's perfect after all.

>Irestora: Exposit on why your domain is so uncontrollable.

The thing about destruction is that it's EXTREMELY EASY TO CONTROL, to easy in fact. The term "controlled chaos" seems particularly appropriate as there are no real limitations or failsafes to it. Some domains require hand gestures or immense amounts of energy or they're just very specific in how you can utilize them. Destruction...is not one of these. You can bring about destruction in virtually any form you choose, and while you must make some sort of motion to utilize (normally, at least) they are really easy to do, like a simple wave of the hand will cause things to melt or (in some cases) explode, though really anything can happen.

You turn around...and arcane energies surround your bed and incinerate it. That's the kind of thing your talking about.

Oh shit!

Oh look, you just destroyed the G rated environment of Godtear from Irestora's POV. See? Destruction can literally take ANY form.

[Naristar]

take a new bed out of the closet!!

[Nameless1]

>Irestora: Solve the problem

You don't know what you're getting so upset about actually, you'll just get another one. You carefully turn towards your closet and open its doors. You reach up to the top shelf and pull down a spare bed. This was actually Karvins idea, since you keep destroying them, why not have a backup supply? Of course, having a backup supply of EVERYTHING means you needed to drastically increase the size of your house, but that wasn't too hard.

Ok, it was kinda hard, you basically needed to make your basement into a second house, but it's better than employing Restoration's abilities whenever you carelessly destroy things. You put the bed where the first one used to be, you dust you hands off, good as new-oops there go the closet doors. Oh well, you'll just have to get the spare pair. But not now, now you have a PREDETERMINED EVENT to fulfill, one we've already seen from Karvins perspective. Yes, you have to go through with that, otherwise Time gets annoyed at you.

[Nameless1]

>Irestora: Reply to antiraction

Oh look, Karvin's online!

DD: Memo!

That's your nickname for him. It comes from his last name "Memmor" but on top of that, he really needs to start using them. Writing memo's to himself might help him remember things easier, at least in theory. In reality he'd probably forget to write them, but hey, it's the thought that counts. Suddenly lightning shoots from your fingertips and surges through the computer, causing it to explode.

Oops, looks like in your excitement you destroyed your computer. That was your spare too! You are quite annoyed by this particular turn of events, you like talking to Karvin. Oh no! You really hope you didn't accidentally destroy his too! You probably did. Agh, why is your domain so sensitive to damn near EVERYTHING YOU DO! Really, you can barely brush against the threads of the universe without unraveling or lighting them aflame or something. You are quite perturbed by this turn of events and walk out the room through the hole in your wall you just made. But first you trip on an undestroyed bottom segment of your wall. Yep, looks like it'll be a fairly average day for you today.

[Naristar]

Summon familiar

[Nameless1]

>Irestora: Summon familiar

Good idea, your familiar can always cheer you up. The relationship between god and familiar is the truest form of unconditional love the gods have have, it's so...natural that it doesn't even count as one of the 72 fractions. It's just one of those things that happens, the gods love their familiars and the familiar loves them back, that's all there is to it.

You...ok someone REALLY needs to talk to Memory about her domain. You understand that she has some reason for all of these memory blanks. She's one of the few gods that has any sort of plan at all, but this is getting out of hand. Do you really need to blank on things THIS much? Really, she has WAY to much fun with her domain, which "conveniently" spreads across the entire world.

If you haven't already guessed it, you've forgotten how to summon your familiar, or what it's name is, or what IT is!


Care to fill in the blanks? (just...keep it a LITTLE more manageable this time, please?)

[Naristar]

(HA!!
mangable..... also wait a bit before you update on solely my suggetsion..)

You pull something that looks like a flare gun out of your pocket
you raise it to the sky and with a shout of

"Super Dee Dupe"

you pull the trigger. Unleashing a violently purple blast that would leave a hole in your cealing and you seeing stars.
as your vision clears you see decending from above....
Wendal the bright blue flying bunny!!!
He is the only thing in the world you can't destroy and he is just soooo cute!!

[Nameless1]

>Irestora: Remember!

It's all coming back now...

>Irestora: Pull something that looks like a flare gun out of your pocket

It's more of a holster but sure, you pull out your WEAPON, it's a bit like a pistol with a very wide barrel. You used it to channel your abilities when you were younger and needed the help. People say that your first attempts at DESTRUCTION were incredibly adorable. (They really were, there are few things cuter than watching a five year old goddess of destruction try to obliterate a pebble, and fail, numerous times. After a few attempts you were given the item in your hand. It helped channel your abilities, which was necessary when you first started controlling your domain. You haven't had need of it recently, your power is destructive enough as it is.

>Irestora: Raise artifact to the sky and shout something silly!

Heh, you used to think you had to shout something really silly in order to summon your familiar, in reality you just have to tear a small hole in the temporal and spacial barriers of the universe. Hard to believe it's that simple, to be honest.

>Irestora: Pull the trigger!

What!? No, it still works to amplify and channel your abilities. Believe it or not you don't have full control of your domain yet. You don't even want to imagine the destructive power you'd have if you used it. You want to SUMMON your familiar, not BLOW IT OUT OF EXISTENCE! You holster the thing again, wasn't that a fun reminiscent moment? Back to cheering yourself up.

Irestora: Rip a hole in the barrier between realms.

You raise your hand. Things like this are fairly simple to do, but you can't just accidentally rip a hole in the universe, thank god. It takes a little time too do, not much. Your still faster than Karvin, but at least it's on the list of things you CAN'T destroy accidentally. Runes appear across your right arm (you know how Karvin glowed silver? Irestora has lots of blue runes cover her body, she doesn't actually know what they mean, probably something about destruction most likely) and a violent blast of purple energy appears in the air, behind it you can see the real of your familiar, it is a realm you are forbidding from talking about, or even discussing for that matter. Why a purple explosion? Destruction is some aesthetically pleasing shit when it comes to how it looks, that why. Out of the tear between realms pops a light blue rabbit! Windinsal!

DD: Oh, Windmill! How've you been?

The rabbit nuzzles up to its mistress. He is one of the things you find it impossible to destroy, fortunately all familiars share invulnerability to your domain. Which is fantastic because you're pretty sure you would have accidentally destroyed smoquetzal otherwise. You wouldn't be able to live with yourself then. And yes, you call it windmill, or wind, either one works. Windinsal isn't it's name and you don't care WHAT the other gods say about it!

[Nameless1]

Nameless1: Get off your fat ass and update Godtear!

But I dun wanna!


Nameless1: DO IT!

You know what I have to say to that?



I don't give a FUCK about the path of the righteous, I'm not adding another character to Godtear! Oh, hey there Smoquetzl. OW! What was that for?

*lots of chaotic sound effects and things falling down*

Stop that you stupid winged lizard! Ah! Get off me!

No, I refuse! I've done some math you see (OW!) and my cast is just two (DESIST!) big. 72 fractions of romance that I'm going to fill out means (GAH!) that I have 72 gods (CEASE!) and all of these gods have (OW!) a familiar and a spirit servant (WILL YOU STOP ALREADY!) that's 72 times 3. 72*3=216. THAT IS RETARDED (OH COME ON!) I hate that word but still! And then there's (WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!) the ancestors that have already been brought up. That is a (MOTHERFUCK!) stupid number to have. (YOU HAVE SERIOUS SMEGGING ISSUES SMOKE!)

Fine! I'll update the stupid adventure, but I'm not going to enjoy it! Lousy stupid god damn lizards. (ow!)


Irestora's spirit companion: Be back from whatever the fuck you were doing.

HEY! What did I say about sudden character switches! Goddam it!


Irestora: Fine! Be your spirit companion.

You are now Irestora's SPIRIT COMPANION! We'll call you ISC for now. You have just come back from doing SOMETHING. No it doesn't matter what, shut up! You arrive at your mistress house and see...quite a few walls gone

ISC: Oh no, not again!

You sigh, she really needs to get a better grip on her powers. But what can a female spirit do? You ended up with the goddess of destruction, you might as well make the best of it. You should also fix those walls. It'll be chilly as hell in there otherwise. You reflect that this statement doesn't quite make sense. Silly voices in your head. Hell is a TUNDRA, it would be a pretty reasonable place actually if it wasn't a realm of ICE. Anyways, back to fixing the holes in Irestora's house. With a wave of your hand you create something to fill the gaps. See? Good as new...HAH! You wish, you aren't the god of creation or anything, the most you can do is make illusions with slight levels of mass. Your repairs won't stop a solid object, but they will keep the wind out. Plus people always have a better impression of her when her house is intact.

There! Cast member number-fucking-four has just appeared, I hope your happy!

[Naristar]

be named telapia!

[Nameless1]

>ISC: Be named Telapia!

You don't quite understand this one, of course you're named Telapia, it's what you've ALWAYS been named after all, ever since you became spiritual servant/companion/friend to Irestora, that is to say, ever since the two of you existed. You should probably help Irestora out, but first you decide it's time to exposit on the relationships between gods and their spirit companions so that the voices in all of your heads understand what the hell is going on, you'd hate to leave your audience confused after all.

Now, when a god comes into being and believe it or not they haven't been around since the beginning of time, well, some of them have, but not this generation of gods. Gods are born...you won't go into the details of HOW, but they are and that's all you need to know. Anyways, when a god is "born" it is common that a spirit appears at the same time, gods and spirits who meet in this way generally get along best, having grown up with each other their entire lives. Some gods however, are not born with a spirit companion, they have one, but they aren't born with them, sometimes a god must summon their spirit first. Other times the spirit is just a late riser and appears later. There are very special cases however, when the gods need to do something unique to unite with their spirit companion. Karvin had to create his (you'd never tell him, but Qualia's personality isn't his fault, even if he HAD a good imagination, she'd still be the same...

And it looks like exposition time is up. Your terribly sorry you couldn't EXPLAIN EVERYTHING but the house is literally disintegrating!

Author notes:

Sorry it's been a while, I've had a bunch of school to catch up on and haven't had time to cover everything, hopefully I should be updateing more regularly though.

I apologize for turning Telapia into "Ms. Exposition" this update but it was necessary information and the Gods sure as hell don't know what's going on. They rank lowest on the genre savvy scale after all.

[Nameless1]

Telapia: Save the house?

What house? OW! Don't start with me Smoquetzl, you sit your winged lizard ass down! I was being serious. There is no house in the indicated location. There WAS, but there isn't anymore.

Telapia: Not again.


She REALLY needs to get a grip on that domain of hers. It'll take Restoration at least 24 hours to get this place back up. You need to thank him for all his help the next time you get a chance, if Eerie hasn't accidentally blown him up that is. It hasn't happened YET, but she tends to get REALLY clumsy around him, clumsier than usual. She doesn't mean to! She just can't seem to help it. It's a miracle the rest of the gods put up with you as much as they do. Oh, more glowing things, that's usually bad. You should stop this as fast as possible.

You run (float? hover? I have no idea) over to the young goddess of destruction and float protectively over her. Oh she's crying, you've tried before but you can't imagine being in her situation, you don't think you could stand it, she probably can't either.

Telapia: Eerie!

Irestora: Go away!

Telapia: Come on, you need to stop this, you know it'll only get worse if you continue.

Irestora: I HATE MY DOMAIN!

Irestora: I HATE IT!

Telapia: You just need some more control is all, it'll come to you. Now, come on, just calm down before you level another mountain.

Telapia: Restoration still hasn't brought back the first one, you don't want him working on a second now do you?

Irestora: No...I'm sorry!

As she cries into your ethereal shoulder (this totally worksl), it seems the young goddess seems to have stopped initiating the end of all things...again.

[Naristar]

Lead her off to get some Icecream!!