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[Nameless1]

God: Awake!

You wake up, you are a god. Or, more specifically, the god of creation. You'd think being a god would be something special, but in fact, ALL your friends are gods, but we'll get to them later. Your planet is filled with gods, sort of. It's tricky, you're actually what some would call an alien race. You don't remember the name of your species at the moment and you probably never will, that's not your domain anyways.

You have just woken up from a rather peaceful slumber, you were dreaming about SOMETHING surely, but you can't remember what, memory isn't your domain, remember? You...don't remember. Or remember what you were supposed to be remembering in the first place. You're a little confused by this turn of events, but you have no doubt your friend is doing this for your own good.

Damn it, you can't even remember what your name is. Oh well, you'll just create a new one for yourself, that IS your domain.

What will this young gods name be? (He's male, by the way)




Info:

So, it's Nameless1, you might know me as the author of DREAMSWAPPED, but more likely you don't know me at all and are currently wondering who this douche-bag is. Hi, I'm Nameless, nice to meet you. Introductions are now complete.

So godtear is a little thing I've had going on in my mind. I don't know exactly where I'll take it, so at the start it's going to be pretty free form. At the start I'll be introducing some pre-made gods, but as things progress, I'll be needing your guys creations so please, feel free to shoot me a PM with a god of your creation and I'll see about working them in. But that's way in the future, first this god needs a name!

Unlike dreamswapped I won't be doing ANY illustrations for this one, I'll keep it afloat on words alone and I'm going to SUCCEED! That doesn't mean that I'm treating this as a secondary project, dreamswapped and godtear are getting the same amount of love.

[Naristar]

Thor....no wait You are definatly not that douche.....
Your name is Memmor it means Memory......

[Trish]

I vote that his name be Gregor!

[Misceo]

Contici.

[TheChaosPoint]

Potato

[SkyKat]

Karvin Cerkan

[Nameless1]

Name: Thor

Yes...no wait, you aren't that douchebag and you don't really know why you'd want to be, no one wants to be Thor. Hell, Thor himself doesn't want to be Thor. Sucks to be you, thunder god.

Name: Karvin C. Memmor

Yes, you are Karvin C. Memmor. Memmor (meaning memory) as your last name should increase your INT stat or something, you just hope it gives you more resistance against forgetfulness. Karvin is just kind of somethin that came to you, you're pretty sure it has no significance, but you have a suspicious feeling that it has BEEN USED BEFORE (I'm on to you SkyKat). As for the middle name, middle names are awesome, you have no other reason.

Karvin: DO SOMETHING!

You are Karvin Memmor and you are the god of creation. You have created cities, entire worlds have come to shape at your fingertips, the VAST POWER OF THE AETHER is yours to control, and for being 16 in god years, you've accomplished a lot...

Flashback! Years in the past (many). An ancient civilization, the people there are primitive, but they have the potential to evolve. Out of all your creations, this one is your pride and joy, a great empire is currently expanding over the lands, the people acknowledge your existence and pay homage frequently.

Flashforward! The same civilization, years in the future (but not many) is aflame, your trusted friend has brought your pride and joy into a state of chaos, your people die around you and you can only watch as they die in your name. A single tear falls to your eye.

Flashmiddle! You figure you should stop reliving your ANCESTORS FALL in your mind, you just had a SERIOUS out of body experience there, and the whole ordeal has made you feel a little weird. Nevertheless you are still the god of creation and your are feeling CREATIVE. Your hand begins to glow a blinding silver, your phyiscal alteration when utilizing your domain, all gods have one, but yours is one of the more impressive ones.

[Nameless1]

Karvin: CREATE!

You can DEFINITELY handle that. With a raise of your hand it rises up from out of your floor, where once there was nothing there is now something. You bring your hand down, the glow begins to fade into nothingness. There it is, your creation, standing tall...

A sandcastle? Really? You're the god of creation and all you could come up with was a SANDCASTLE!?

Unfortunately you have a TERRIBLE IMAGINATION, so this was the best you could come up with. You've never really been the artistic type, so you find yourself at a loss when it comes to your powers. You were actually going to create something else, but it must have slipped your mind mid-miracle. You're the god of creation, no one can even begin to comprehend the range of things you are capable of. It's overwhelming to be honest.

Ok, that's total bullshit. You just REALLY suck at this. That sandcastle isn't even an impressive one! You've basically used your god powers to make a mound of sand with a flag in it, it's not even a GOOD flag, it's a twig with a leaf poked through! At least that's how the rest of the world would see it, in your eyes it is a miracle. Sure it may just be a pile of sand, but that sand DIDN'T EXIST before now. It wasn't in the universe, and now it is. You have upset the motherfucking DIVINE PLAN with that sandcastle, that's some heavy shit right there.

Yeah that's bullshit too. When you forget what you're creating while you're in THE MIDDLE OF CREATING IT, your actions can only really be described as pathetic.

[Naristar]

get a notebook to keep you r thoughts in

[Bonzo]

Accidentally create an sarcastic, uncooperative and mildly antagonistic memo-secretary-spirit to aid you. A more useful one would have been too complex to comprehend.

[Nameless1]

Accidentally create an sarcastic, uncooperative and mildly antagonistic memo-secretary-spirit to aid you. A more useful one would have been too complex to comprehend.

Male or female?

[Nameless1]

Karvin: Create a helpful memo-secretary sprite.

This...this is the best idea you've had in YEARS! There is absolutely NO WAY it is your idea but you don't care. You are the motherfucking god of creation!

Your entire body glows silver (the greater the creation, the more glowy you get) You begin to float into the air this is that big of a deal. From the aether you create your spiritual assistant, the very air around you begins to thicken. Forget the sandcastle, THIS is a motherfucking miracle. Something begins to take shape in the center of your room, a sphere the size of your head begins to swirl violently until in a blast of light, there appears a spirit.

Hello.

Spiritlog:

Karvin: Hello? Are you my creation?

Spirit: Yes, you created me. You brought me into being.

Karvin: Um...what are you capable of.

Spirit: I can assist you in numerous ways, be they paperwork or combat.

Karvin: Wow, really?

Spirit: Yes.

Spirit: But I'm not going to.

Karvin: What, why?

Spirit: Because.

Spirit: I think your a legendary piece of shit.

Accidentally create an sarcastic, uncooperative and mildly antagonistic memo-secretary-spirit to aid you. A more useful one would have been too complex to comprehend.

How did you NOT see this coming? Of course you'd end up creating something that hates your guts, why is cooperation such a complex concept? Congratulations, your assistant hates you, achievement fucking unlocked!

Spiritlog:

Karvin: Sooo, do you have a name of some sort?

Spirit: You created me! Shouldn't my almighty master have come up with a name?

Karvin: Erm...

Spirit: I can't believe this, if I didn't feel obligated to antagonize you throughout your entire adventure, I'd leave right now.

Spirit: But I hate you to much to leave you alone, so congratulations "master", you're stuck with me. Now you'd better think of SOMETHING to call me, cause I'll be damned if I'm addressed as "spirit" my whole life and before you ask, because you obviously suck at this, I'm a girl.



Ok, so she needs a name. That's not too hard a creation, you should be able to handle.

What is the spirit-bitches name?

[Nighzmarquls]

Qualia: The Intangible something about an experience that cannot be conveyed is experienced by true consciousness but not philosophical zombies.

[Naristar]

Demona, Desdemona
or Belinda(it means beautiful snake)

[Nameless1]

Spirit's name: Huge Lich

You are about to enter this as a name, but midway through typing the spirit looks you dead on the eye, not Karvin, she's looking at YOU.

Go ahead, try it.

I

fucking

dare you.

That is incredibly terrifying, lets...let's just pretend that never happened shall we?


Qualia

There, was that so hard?

Is she still glaring? No? Good. You, the observer (for the love of god let this be true) resolve never to fuck with Qualia again, seriously, don't do it.

Spiritlog:

Karvin: Um, who are you talking to?

Qualia: No one, shut up.

Karvin: No, you were speaking to someone just n-

Qualia's rears her hand back and strikes you with all her might.

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*LICH SMACKED*

Karvin: Ow, fine. Anyways, I think I've come up with a name. How does Qualia sound to you?

Qualia: It's probably the best I'll get out of you, so I'll take it.

Qualia: Before you think up something REALLY stupid.


Wait a minute, your INCORPOREAL SPIRIT GUIDE just slapped you! Is that even a thing spirit's can do!? She's basically a ghost, how does that even work? Congratulations, you, the god of creation, are whipped, by YOUR OWN SPIRIT ASSISTANT. Achievement fucking unlocked, you're really on a role with these things aren't you?

[Naristar]

Bwhahahahaha
gaze at your creation in fear(this seems like something that will happen often)

[Nameless1]

>Karvin: Gaze at your creation in fear.

You...you can handle that, you're currently in the company of a ghost who can muster the incorporeal force to cause you significant bodily harm if she so chose. So not only did you make an antagonistic spirit, you made a powerful one. Nice job making it, hero. Qualia seems to have fulfilled her quota of god-beating today and has gone to inspect your house, thank self for that. You contemplate summoning your FAMILIAR for more decent company, the familiar is the more beast like companion that accompanies you, all gods have one.

What? You though Qualia was Karvin's familiar? Hahahahaha no. Familiars are usually small (or big, you know several gods with GIANT FAMILIARS, they're kind of frightening actually) who are beast-like in nature, they are kind of like pets, except really freaking powerful in comparison. For instance, if a god's familiar was a dog, that dog would be a god among dogs. On your planet they aren't that awe inspiring (you're on a planet populated by gods, after all). However, sometimes humans worship the familiar, but not the god. Some are quite content to work behind the shadows like that but you prefer to be a bit more honest, deception isn't your domain anyways.

Alas, you cannot remember how to summon your familiar, or what it was, or what it's name was for that matter.

Care to fill in the blanks in the young god's mind?

Important notes: If Karvin had created his familiar, it probably would have been a small floating cube or something, fortunately, your friend helped you create this as a birthday present, so Karvins familiar can be a very creative one. As for familiars in general, some of them appear as conventional animals like dogs or fish or something. But gods wouldn't be limited by those rules, thus familiars can be mythological creatures, or creatures you pulled out of your own head, why weigh yourself down by documented creatures, 8e cre8tive with it.

[Antiscient]

Your familiar is a fully feathered monitor lizard gecko with two ridiculously extendable frog tongues. You summon him using a candy whistle, which you must feed him as payment for his obedience.

[Naristar]

You quickly pat yourself down, trying to see if you have your summoning wand on you!
you find it shoved down your left sock under your shoe.
Its a foot long with purple & pink metalic tassles and silver stars (yeah its kinda girly but hey it does the job alright)
You lift it above your head and spin in a circle chanting

"I'm a God,
But I can change
if I have to
and you'll help me
I guess..."

The end of the wand emits a rose scent and Magenta smoke with electric blue smoke
(it kinda looks like a magical girl transformation to be honest)
and suddenly standing there is a 4ft tall steel gray Pegasus, who is eternaly grumy and hates My Little Ponies!!
You call him Willis but he insists on being called smokewind
He has a full body tattoo of Blue Infinity loops
((enough details))

[Nameless1]

Your familiar is a fully feathered monitor lizard gecko with two ridiculously extendable frog tongues. You summon him using a candy whistle, which you must feed him as payment for his obedience.

You quickly pat yourself down, trying to see if you have your summoning wand on you!
you find it shoved down your left sock under your shoe.
Its a foot long with purple & pink metalic tassles and silver stars (yeah its kinda girly but hey it does the job alright)
You lift it above your head and spin in a circle chanting

"I'm a God,
But I can change
if I have to
and you'll help me
I guess..."

The end of the wand emits a rose scent and Magenta smoke with electric blue smoke
(it kinda looks like a magical girl transformation to be honest)
and suddenly standing there is a 4ft tall steel gray Pegasus, who is eternaly grumy and hates My Little Ponies!!
You call him Willis but he insists on being called smokewind
He has a full body tattoo of Blue Infinity loops
((enough details))

Author: Be absolutely dumbstruck at what you just read:

What...the...fuck? You...don't get to 8e cre8tive anymore. I have NO idea what I just read, but I'm sorry, I don't have the imagination to write that into the story in any sensible way (I'd need to be fucking Willy Wonka to do that). So I'll try to merge pieces of those ideas together to make...SOMETHING.


Karvin: Summon!

You put two fingers to you mouth and whistle. A note resonates across the entire planet, fortunately, only you can make it and only your familiar can hear it. Well, apparently it has a nasty habit of causing avalanches, but it hasn't snowed in a bit where you are...wait, it covers the entire planet...oops. The air begins to shimmer on the ground in front of you, well at least your call worked. Qualia seems to have taken an interest in your actions.

Spiritlog:

Qualia: What are you doing?

Karvin: Summoning my familiar...why?

Qualia: Your familiar? You made a stupid floating cube didn't you?

Karvin: No actually, I would have, but a friend offered their assistance.

Qualia: Right, sorry, I'm sure it's rectangular.

You are about to continue this little argument (which you would no doubt lose) but it looks like your familiar is here, clearly all attention must be diverted to your feathered friend. In front of you is a lizard, your best guess as to what kind would be a monitor lizard...with wings, feathered wings in fact. Your lizard friend has a wingspan of about 2 and a half feet when spread wide, but when folded, they neatly cover his back. You bend down to ruffle the things feathers lovingly.

Karvin: Hey there Smoke.

Quilia: Really, the things name is smoke?

Karvin: Qualia?

Qualia: What?

Karvin: Look at it.

You step back and let Qualia admire the glory of Smoquetzl (you call it Smoke, it's easier). Qualia cannot stand it anymore, she rushes over? (it's a bit like a fast float, I'd be hesitant to call it running, no legs and all that) and embraces the winged lizard, you're not sure how the incorporeal spirit is doing this, but you decide not to question it.

Qualia: Awwww, Smokey you are so adorable, yes you are.

Karvin: Wow, I created you with compassion? I didn't think I had that wide a range.

Qualia: Shut up.

And with Smoke's recent appearance, that looks to be Karvin's company. Everyone travels in a group of 3 on this planet. The god, the servant, the familiar. Let's check up on the status of Karvins group at the moment.

Creation:
God: Karvin, the "leader" of the group, Qualia hates him.
Servant (oh that's funny): Qualia, the "spirit companion", hates Karvin, finds Smoke adorable.
Familiar: Smoke, Karvin's familiar, Qualia loves it, is to busy being adored by Qualia to think much about its master.

Wow, not even your familiar gives a shit about you at the moment, you are just FANTASTIC at this whole "god" thing.

[Nameless1]

Everyone: Pose as a team because shit just got real!

All three of you do this IMMEDIATELY!

Karvin, you stand in a ready stance. Your right arm is enveloped in its traditional glow and floating just above your hand is a pure white cube which you have just created, you look...GODLY! Qualia, you float behind him. Your eyes glowing a ghastly light-blue, as is common when spirits utilize their abilities (we haven't quite worked out exactly what your abilities are yet, bare with us) and your entire form appears as if it is about to blown away in the wind. Lastly, Smoquetzl, you...Smoke? Smoke, what are you doing? No, not there, over there!

Ok so apparently Smoquetzl is going to do whatever the the fuck it pleases. That's fine, that DEFINITELY doesn't interfere with any plans I may have had for the epic team pose...nope, not one bit.

Spiritlog:

Qualia: Why the hell are we doing this?

Karvin: Doing what?

Qualia: Posing like we're some sort of team.

Karvin: What?

Qualia: We suddenly struck a group pose. What the hell, there is absolutely no reason for us to be doing this! None at all.

Karvin: No?

Qualia: Oh for the love of...will you put your hand down already?

The two will remain like this for some time, being mildly aware that things aren't right, but never figuring it out. So lets just skip ahead a few hours, shall we?

TIMESKIP

Qualia: We are NEVER doing that again!

Heh, if only they knew that the one who had all the answers was DOING WHATEVER THE FUCK IT FELT LIKE RIGHT NOW! And, while we're at it, if only said creature would FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS! Anyways, it looks like Karvin's doing something else at the moment, so back to him.


Karvin: Attempt to contact girlfriend

You mean your antiraction? No, ugh, I had this same kind of problem at the beginning of dreamswapped too! Just like how I can't start an adventure without introducing the first character, I can't introduce god romance without giving a basic overview. Why? Because if I DID, then you'd get really confused and it would be my fault. I think not, so here, have your introduction to god-romance. Godsdammit I hate this shit.

So god romance is the greatest emotional clusterfuck in the history of the fora, earth, paradox space, all the doomed timelines, the beta session, the alpha session, alternia, LOWAS, LOLAR, LOHAC, LOFAF, all the troll lands, derse, prospit, dreambubbles and ANYTHING ELSE I FORGOT, NO ONE ON THIS FORA HAS CREATED A MORE AGONIZING WAY FOR RELATIONSHIPS TO WORK (you haven't, trust me on this one, I don't think ANYONE is insane enough to make this a thing).

But why is that, Nameless1? Why, you ask? Because there are 72 FRACTIONS OF GOD ROMANCE, that's right, 72! It is that freaking complicated that it needs 72 different relationships in order to make sense. But that's not what makes me REALLY insane, I'm REALLY insane because I will be covering ALL OF THEM! No, I will not list them off for you, I have better things to do with my life, you'll discover them as they are unveiled. So let's get the first fraction out of the way, might as well start while we can, it'll take for-fucking-ever to get through no matter what I do.

Antiractions: You (Karvin) have filled the ANTIRACTION segment of god romance with Destruction (the goddess of it, naturally). Your domains are polar opposites and for the most part, so are your personalities. This makes you ANTIRACTIONS. Antiractions work on the "opposites attract" principle, 2 gods that share absolutely nothing in common are mutually attracted to each other. This relationship is a positive one, generally never fails, and tends to be beneficial to both sides. For instance, Ms. Destruction is the one who helps you with any of your complex creations. She's quite the artist actually.

Anyways

Omnischat(it's a play on omniscient)log:

creationistCalamity [CC] started communing with delightfulDestroyer [DD] at ??:??

CC: Hey, you there?

Is she?

[The Idea Master]

no.

[Naristar]

she should blow up his computer or communications device(by accident of course)

[Nameless1]

no.

No? Are you sure that's right? I'm fairly sure she is.

DD: Memo!

See? She's most definitely on.

delightfulDestroyer [DD'S] computer exploded.

Oops

At least, she WAS on. She's always doing that. Terrifyingly, she possesses very little control over her domain. She's always accidentally destroying stuff. You have to admit that it's kinda cute, if incredibly destructive. Your computer will probably follow suit in a few seconds.

Any second now...

Your computer explodes. Yeah, there was pretty much NO way that wasn't happening. It's ok though, you'll just create a new computer...that'll take a while. Let's take a look at the young goddess while we wait.


Minutes in the past (but not many)

A young goddess stands in her bedroom. She's the goddess of destruction, if you hadn't figured that out yet. Her antiraction has just sent her a MESSAGE, conversation with Karvin always go well. Antiractions that get in arguments are like cake without icing. That is to say IT CAN HARDLY BE CALLED A CAKE. It's pretty much set in stone that you're going to answer him, but perhaps not right away, you think you'll give it a few minutes before answering, you don't really know why. What will you do in the mean-time?

Forgetting something.

But of course I am! I'm going to get this right eventually, I swear it.

What is the young goddesses name?

[Siya]

> Vasilissa