>Realize that you would look a LOT more handsome without glasses.
>After removing glasses, try to remedy the situation by quickly not logging the bomb, going to bed, and acting as if you have no idea what happened.
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ooooooh, that was a rhetoric question :'D
> Why does the controls for the purple city reside in the red city anyway?
>Freak out.
>Realize that you would look a LOT more handsome without glasses.
OHSHITYOUMAYHAVESECONDHANDEDLYDESTROYEDTHEWHOLEPUR PLECITYFDASFGJTCFUYGV
Ok, no. You need to calm down. It's not like the whole city was destroyed, unless the greys had some sort of super-bomb or something. And they don't. The purples should be fine.
You won't even bother to check. Yep. You have the utmost confidence in yourself.
You remove your glasses because you think you look a LOT more handsome without them and you were about to go to sleep anyway.
Wait, the grey's did this?
What is goin on here man!
>Alright, yea, bedtime. Putting someone else in charge could even save you the blame!
Yeah, go to sleep.
>Be someone else while he sleeps.
>Go to sleep. Be someone else while he sleeps.
Alright. Time to call it a day.
You are now DAN FORESTA. You think now would be a good time to reevaluate your life.
You are currently 14 years old, and you've got a hunch that that's the oldest you'll ever be. AUSTIN, the other one in the cell with you, is also 14, which is probably the oldest he'll ever be, too. You've been friends with Austin for quite a while, actually. Your only mean of communication was through phone calls, since you could never meet face-to-face.
Until a few hours ago.
You were convinced that you could cross a border without getting caught. It should be known that you don't have very good ideas. You would only be there for a few minutes and then get back...somehow. You didn't really work that part out. Which was pretty stupid of you. Now you're stuck in the biggest prison that you know of. The prison that you've only heard about in history class. Great. You don't know the penalties of crossing a border, since only one person has done it before, but that one person was never heard from again, so you assume the worst. You hear he was from your home city.
You're told you DON'T TAKE THINGS SERIOUSLY, but you think you do! At least in situations that aren't really BOOORIING. Sometimes instead of doing work, you like to GOOF AROUND and PROCRASTINATE. You'll always get your work done, though, whether it's homework or washing the dishes. You like to look at things from POSITIVE ANGLES. Er, wait. You LIKED to look at things from positive angles. You can't really imagine anything good coming from your current situation. Except maybe now you don't need to worry about that math test, but whatever.
Austin doesn't wanna talk to you right now. Drama queen.
What will you do?
Punch Austin in the face. Punching people in the face usually fixes things.
> Continue insulting him and/or his heritage until he talks to you.
>Flashback to a few hours ago.
In this Spoiler is my dark collection of black magic, Opening it releases the forces of light and dar- ...You misclicked on it didn't you.
Plan Prison Break
Scream for mercy
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>Take your shoes off. You're in a jail cell, for goodness' sake.
Even if he says something continue punching him.
[Yaaay I like these gifs]
>Austin: Bitchslap Dan.
cat fight!!!
> Austin: Respond in a literal manner.
Austin: "I'm hungry!"
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I fear this story is going nowhere, but
Dan/Austin: Go to sleep so we can be someone else
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You may now kiss the bride.
[I like when stories go nowhere though.]
> Sergio: Call out to the two to stop that fighting.
>Sergio's dad: Two people fighting in the cell! Stop them!