Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Universal Heroes

[Kíeros]

> Start attacking all of them. Except Rolly and Carmen. And yourself, obviously.

[swampmist1142]

> Start attacking all of them. Except Rolly and Carmen. And yourself, obviously.

speciically start with the pidgy, then the machop, then see if rolly kills the geodude.

[Shailsnic]

Well, looks like it's...

TACTICS TIME!!!!

Well for our first move, I say we try to hit the closest Spearow from afar, and Rolly should stay where he is for now, so that if anyone tries to get Carmen, they will get hit in the face with a Bubble, but that's just a suggestion.

[TobiasMoon]

While attacking the enemies you should try to also get the items. I'm also sticking by my vote that Asshat should get defeated here.

[ParadoxTurtle]

Getting to Carmen is First Priority!

Sparky>Run into the Machop infront with a ThunderShock!! follow with a tailwhip to trip it up. Repeat to the Machop in front of Asshat

Rolly> Run towards the Geodude by Asshat and bubble the Sh*t outta him. If any pokemon try to get in the way, then kick that round gem in front of you at the intercepting pokemon

[Kíeros]

While attacking the enemies you should try to also get the items.

Yeah, that's probably a good idea.

I'm also sticking by my vote that Asshat should get defeated here.

I like that as well (Note how I never said to not defeat him)

[Wessolf27]

Spark: Attack spearows, machops and Asshat while avoiding Geodudes, those things are gonna be trouble for you.
Rolly; Back Spark up with your bubble attacks, use them on the geodudes just so that Spark doesn't get grounded... (ba-dum-tsh!)

Asshat: Attempt to reveal your *glorious* name, fail miserably

[mysticCharlatan]

Awesome my suggestion got used!

>Rolly: Wonder how you can use an apparently typing based form of communication without hands.

(Okay, seriously...)

>Spark: Take the Spearow out with a Thundershock.

>Rolly: There are way to many pokemon! Freeze up!

>Spark: Direct Rolly to keep the Geodude's busy so you don't have them completely dominating you.

[Stevedore]

Entirely avoidable situation here. Why did you split up? There was no good reason to do that.

First priority is Carmen. Asshat will be a useful meatshield while your team gets to Carmen; hopefully he'll last just long enough and no longer. It doesn't look like anyone is paying attention to Rolly, so hopefully he can make a pretty direct run to Carmen. He also has the best type matchups against most of what's in his way, and Bubble has great range. On the other hand, Spark's best move might be to draw attention and back up into the tunnel to take advantage of the chokepoint. You have plenty of berries, but the less you need, the better.

Alternatively,
> LEEEEEEEROOY JENKINS!

Where are your sprites from?

[ParadoxTurtle]

Entirely avoidable situation here. Why did you split up? There was no good reason to do that.

First priority is Carmen. Asshat will be a useful meatshield while your team gets to Carmen; hopefully he'll last just long enough and no longer. It doesn't look like anyone is paying attention to Rolly, so hopefully he can make a pretty direct run to Carmen. He also has the best type matchups against most of what's in his way, and Bubble has great range. On the other hand, Spark's best move might be to draw attention and back up into the tunnel to take advantage of the chokepoint. You have plenty of berries, but the less you need, the better.

Alternatively,
> LEEEEEEEROOY JENKINS!

Where are your sprites from?

yey someone else is prioritizing friends over exp/items!!

only thing i got to ask is how would you know how far 'Bubble' can reach? Bubblebeam i can understand, but bubble?

Problem with Sparky is that he doesn't seem like the self-sacrificing type that will distract others. More of the 'Jump head first' and be the 'Action Hero, savior of the day' type. Too much of a loud mouth

[Stevedore]

Yeah, that's why the alternative is there, in case tactical analysis is out of character. A blind rush should work, given the resources available and the probable level disparity, but it'll waste berries that could be useful later. I'm basing Bubble's range on the games, where it's line-of-sight.

[ParadoxTurtle]

Yeah, that's why the alternative is there, in case tactical analysis is out of character. A blind rush should work, given the resources available and the probable level disparity, but it'll waste berries that could be useful later. I'm basing Bubble's range on the games, where it's line-of-sight.

also we can hope Our mr. Asshat is actually ok in nonformal combat. That and sparky is more creative in fighting rock than we think.

[TobiasMoon]

Spark - Asshat doesn't really seem like the type of guy that you can trust, so you better get over there and protect your red dragon-buddy.

[Pokeball]

~> Spark: Take care of Machops and Spearows
~> Rolly: Geodudes are all yours!

(Mood Music:[S] )

You quickly come up with a brilliant plan. you put your fingers in your mouth and let out a large whistle to get all of their attention and by Arceus if it isnt the best damn whistle you've ever done.


You plan works wondrously and you take a step back. You quickly message Rolly to attack the Geodudes from a distance with Bubble and attack the others a tad. He agrees and takes them out while you lead the group of Machops and Spearows into the other room


You hide behind the wall just out of sight and ambush each and everyone of them individually. You see no Geodudes so Rolly did his part flawlessly. Rolly says the items weren't that great. He also adds that there was a Brush off orb which would of made out lives easier. You sigh and you ask him to take care of asshat while you finish up the rest of the group. minutes pass and you get no response from Rolly. You look in the other room and you see that he is asleep too and Asshat is caressing Carmen, you read his lips and can get a "I'm glad you're safe" and "I protected you from the monsters". Yeah Bull shit.


You approach the squirtle who hasn't yet figured out he has trapped himself in a corner. You cough to get his attention and he jumps a bit. He quickly stands his guard but you see his eyes wander to the exits which he can no longer reach. He knows he hasn't got a chance. You're level 10 now, and if a thunder shock doesn't make him Faint, then a normal attack will. You soon figure something out and you get a big malicious grin on your face.

DIALOG:

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Asshat: L-look, this isn't what it looks like! We can talk things out right? Right? We're both pokemon here!
Spark: What? Is the great and mighty un named Squirtle scared?
Asshat: Of course not! I'm just uh... trying to lighten the situation!
Spark: Is that why you keep eyeing the exits?
Asshat: Uh....
Spark: You know what really gets me? Is the fact you didnt think anything through.
Asshat: W-what?
Spark: Let's say you succeed. You and Carmen run off into the sunset. You know she doesn't love you but you continue to try. Let's go further and say you have kids. Which i know wont work seeing as you're the wrong egg type. "Daddy!" Your mutant child will say "How did you and Mommy meet?" "Oh Well my gross freak of nature! I kidnapped her in a mountain from her friends!"
Asshat: Sh-shut up! You dont know anything!
Spark: Hehehe, i obviously do.
W-what? What are you talking about!
Spark:Right now, your trapped and no witnesses are present. Not even a SCREAM could wake them up. Right now I'm judge, jury AND executioner. You're mine blue boy
Asshat: *Gulp* Heh, you're really funny! How about you just move out of the way and we all be h-happy hmm? Best buddies? BFFLs? Right?
Spark: We'll see about that...

So here is the score! This guy has been harassing Carmen for a long time and has even kidnapped her and almost gotten him and herself killed because he is a moron. You stand the sole judge as to what can happen. You can even Kill him if you want, Who will know? You can say that you just defeated him and he teleported away. You could make him faint, set him free, what ever you'd like. Now the fate of this Soul is in your hands fair readers. I will go with whatever you think is the best course of action

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Ah! I really loved drawing the first Picture! :3 I used Flash and the auto fix-y line thing is awesome! Anyways, MOOD MUSIC! I figured that the scenes could use some mood music to make things a little cooler :D Also, someone asked where i get my sprites. Personally i have huge (6816x5216) canvas of sprites that i complied from The Spriter's Resource. Though sprites are limited i do my best with what i got and i draw for what i can't (IE the first Panel/image of this Update). And finally feel free to do whatever you like with Asshat. i don't care if you kill him or not :P SO thus concludes this update, See ya later! :3

[BenBen]

Make him faint, steal his stuff, leave.

[Stevedore]

Step 1 is to knock the guy out, to prevent him from running and to prevent him from doing whatever he did to Carmen and Rolly. (He's probably out of Sleep Seeds or whatever, but better safe than sorry.)
Step 2 is to wake up Carmen and let her decide.
Step 3 is to wake Rolly.

[Wessolf27]

>Knock Asshat out don't kill him, and teleport him away from this place (since badges can do all that and stuff), it's best he doesn't get involved at all.
>Check HP, levels, moves and collected items
>No side characters that ask to join the main team? Ah well, I guess that's for the best. Too many characters and we end up making the plot too complicated.

[causticlyOptimitious]

> Concentrate your mind.

Mutter the spell to Mini-Elemental-Reactor tenderly,

Aim at someone you don't like...

Now, unleash you annihilation of love!

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Oh man, my head is positively swimming with the mad whirlwind of empowerment up in here.

Here's the deal: Interactivity is a powerful storytelling tool because it lets the audience see the consequences of various decisions they've made in interesting and unexpected ways. This, in turn, encourages the audience to feel connected to those events, and to the world as a whole. But this? This may as well be a big fucking neon dialogue box, "Will you be evil? Y/N." And if you actually let us be straight up evil, I will go out, buy the biggest, shiniest fedora I can find, fry it up with some chicken, and have it over rice. "Decisions" like this really kill the narrative flow, and it's gonna take something really special to salvage this scene. Please do not try something like this again.

> Spark: Finish with a lights show. Not to hurt him, just to drive home the point and scare him a little. Get carried away and overcook it. Hurt him. Bad. Flip the fuck out. Abscond. Wonder whether or not you just killed him.

> Squirtle: Survive. Get a proper fucking name. Promote to Recurring Major Villain.

[shinyjiggly]

>Slap him upside the face, push him down and teleport him out of the dungeon with your badge. Hopefully this will teach him not to mess around with the likes of you.

[Kíeros]

Make him faint, steal his stuff, leave.

> Squirtle: Survive. Get a proper fucking name. Promote to Recurring Major Villain.

Those two, in that order. Because it'd be weird to be promoted to RMV without leaving first.

[Sparky Young Upstart]

> Sparky: "Asshat, I want you to run away. I want you to tell everybody that you ran away. I want people to call you 'Mr. Run Away'. I want children laughing outside your door, 'cause they've found the house of Mr. Run Away. And when people come to you and ask if trying to get to me through the people I love...is in any way a good idea, I want you to tell them your name."

[HighwayWizard]

>Revoke unnamed Squirtle's right to consciousness.

[TobiasMoon]

>Knock Asshat out don't kill him, and teleport him away from this place (since badges can do all that and stuff), it's best he doesn't get involved at all.
>Check HP, levels, moves and collected items
>No side characters that ask to join the main team? Ah well, I guess that's for the best. Too many characters and we end up making the plot too complicated.

Seconding this. You're not about to kill someone, that would be seriously horrible, but this asshat has caused enough trouble for your group already and your'e not going to risk letting him go in case he decides to casue further problems.

[ParadoxTurtle]

Sparky> Threaten Asshat to leave after dropping some loot to 'distract' Sparky with. and say " Don't come back until you actually learn something about friendship!"

[Shailsnic]

> Sparky: "Asshat, I want you to run away. I want you to tell everybody that you ran away. I want people to call you 'Mr. Run Away'. I want children laughing outside your door, 'cause they've found the house of Mr. Run Away. And when people come to you and ask if trying to get to me through the people I love...is in any way a good idea, I want you to tell them your name."

This.