Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Universal Heroes

[TobiasMoon]

> Sparky: "Asshat, I want you to run away. I want you to tell everybody that you ran away. I want people to call you 'Mr. Run Away'. I want children laughing outside your door, 'cause they've found the house of Mr. Run Away. And when people come to you and ask if trying to get to me through the people I love...is in any way a good idea, I want you to tell them your name."

Okay, changing my vote to this because

SERIOUSLY

[HighwayWizard]

> Sparky: "Asshat, I want you to run away. I want you to tell everybody that you ran away. I want people to call you 'Mr. Run Away'. I want children laughing outside your door, 'cause they've found the house of Mr. Run Away. And when people come to you and ask if trying to get to me through the people I love...is in any way a good idea, I want you to tell them your name."

actually yeah go with this. because awesome.

[ParadoxTurtle]

> Sparky: "Asshat, I want you to run away. I want you to tell everybody that you ran away. I want people to call you 'Mr. Run Away'. I want children laughing outside your door, 'cause they've found the house of Mr. Run Away. And when other stalker fanboys come to you and ask if trying to mess with me through the people I love...is in any way a good idea, I want you to tell them your name. Tell them with the dread I fill you now!"

I'll only accept this if the line was changed to be a little less assholeish since the guy wasn't a big bady, just stalkerish. Something more mocking or campy like stated above ^^

[Pokeball]

~> Good Man(Spark): Go to war (Tell him to Run Away)

DIALOG:

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Spark: You will tell your superiors that you withdrew- No, I want you to tell your Leaders that you "Ran away"
Asshat: Wh-what?
Spark: I want you to be famous for those exact words. I want people to call you "Mr. Runaway". I want pokemon laughing outside your den, 'cause they've found the house of Mr. Runaway. And when people come to you and ask if trying to get to me through the people I love!
Asshat: *whimpers*

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Spark:...is in any way a good idea, I want you to tell them your name... Oh look, I'm sparking, that's new... I'm not really sure what's going to happen now.
Mr. Runaway: ....

The stupid moron quickly runs away, taking your advice to heart. You'll accept your Oscar now please. To be fair that was exactly how you felt, Matt smith simply... helped a bit. You rummage through your Item sack until you find your Chesto berries which you feed to your comrades.

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Carmen: So give me the run down of what happened again?
Spark: You we're pokemon roofied and Kidnapped by Asshat, he dragged you into a monster house, me and Rolly kicked ass. Rolly got roofied. I cornered him, and scared the crap out of him
Rolly: I feel violated...
Carmen: Okay so, what's our current stats and stuff?

You bring up the Stat screen and your items to show your group. You're all level 10 and your move sets look like the following:

SPARK:
GROWL
THUNDER SHOCK
TAIL WHIP
THUNDER WAVE

CARMEN:
GROWL
SCRATCH
EMBER
SMOKE SCREEN

ROLLY:
WATER SPORT
BUBBLE
HYPNOSIS

So now that that problem has concluded, now what?

ATHORE COMENTS:

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Y-you guys make me so proud c': Major props to Sparky Young Upstart. Brilliant and wonderful work. If i could give you a Banana i would :3 Also i commend you all for not tearing Poor Mr. Run Away to bits. I loved drawing the first two pics but sadly i could only salvage and re size one properly (if you call over sized proper) and the other is blurry low rezz :c Oh well cant win em all right? :3 Cya next time!

[BenBen]

Go over to the stairs Rolly found.

[Shailsnic]

...Well gee, now I feel sorta bad. I mean, I know we're a jerk most of the time, but that was kinda over the top. I'm not saying that he didn't deserve it but... we could've been a little nicer about it.

>Have inner debate about whether or not you should apologize to him later.

[Wessolf27]

>Carmen: Resolve to stick close for now in case something like that happens, otherwise, next time decide to get ready with a few Chesto Scarves in your next adventure.

[ParadoxTurtle]

...Well gee, now I feel sorta bad. I mean, I know we're a jerk most of the time, but that was kinda over the top. I'm not saying that he didn't deserve it but... we could've been a little nicer about it.

>Have inner debate about whether or not you should apologize to him later.

yup yup agreed

btw, collect items and agree to not split up again. That was stupid. very stupid

[Stevedore]

No apologies. Sparky said scary words. Asshat abducted a person and endangered her life. Sparky is not the one who needs to apologize. Head to the stairs, together this time.

Where did Sparky get those berries? And why did his level drop from 11 to 10?

[ParadoxTurtle]

you dont have to apologize but a mental debate would be nice

[Pokeball]

[Lie]What? I never said that he was level 11. Not once. nope >>. I also knew 100% that Pikachu learnt quick attack at level 13 and not 11. Yup. [/lie] Thanks for pointin that out though. I meant to fix that before last update but i couldnt find it I have fixed it now however :3

[Sparky Young Upstart]

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Aww, thankyou for the props and for the Internet Banana! I'm just glad I could help.

>Team Paradox: Stick together, because "let's split up gang" sure didn't work.
>Rolly: Do something useful (by which I mean, use hypnosis on the next opponent you encounter).

[TobiasMoon]

Rolly - start really pulling your own weight and secure your place as a valuable member of the team.

Also, will spark need a thunderstone to evolve, or have you figured out some sort of level at which he would become a Raichu?

[HighwayWizard]

>Spark: notice you have eight rocks. Gleefully ponder the consequences of having a multitude of rocks once again.

[Wessolf27]

>Oh wait, what exactly are those Orbs? they don't exactly all have similar effects right?

[Pokeball]

~> Paradox: Stay Together and Adventure Together!
~> Spark: Ponder the Following- Morals, items & Evolution

You and your team decide to stick together just in case of any shenanigans that might occur. You continue through the dungeon. You take care of the Spearows, Carmen takes care of the Machops and Rolly is in charge of Geodudes. You have to admit this would have been a lot harder without him. You're grateful for his company for once. Your mind starts to wander and you start to think about some stuff.


You first start thinking about Mr. Runaway and whether or not you were to harsh to him

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Good Juju: You Should apologize you know, you really scared him...
Bad Juju: Are you kidding me? He drugged one of your friends. I bet you 20 dollars that if Carmen had hair, he woulda smelt it
Spark: I'm with the Bad Juju on this one, and you should be too
Good Juju: and why's that?
Spark:Think about it. I coulda shocked the crap outta that guy or killed him if i wanted too. I took the high road man, didn't even put a scratch on him.
Bad Juju: He has a point. Personally i wanted you to slap the bitch but hey
Good Juju: I still think you were a little harsh
Bad Juju: Don't listen to him Kid, you done good. hey man, you got rocks remember? Any plans for em?

You recall that you do, in fact have rocks in your inventory, along with many other fun nick-knacks. Personally your inventory isn't organized as well as you'd like but that's not all your fault. For example the orbs don't all do the same thing... well you don't think so anyways. BUT THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME! if they were color coded then maybe you'd be able to tell. The same thing with the seeds, one is hot to the touch and the other makes you fell kinda woozy when you hold it too long. The Rocks you have right now are Geo Pebbles the much weaker version of the Gravlerocks you were using earlier 8 isn't nearly enough for a Rolly Gun Magazine. Your desired Ammo is actually Iron Thorns. They do more damage and don't arc. Making for better Aim.


Speaking of items, you need one to evolve don't you? Yeah a Thunderstone. You don't want to evolve anytime soon however. This is because Raichus actually don't learn any new moves so you;d want to wait until you do learn all the moves you can, THEN you would evolve into Raichu. Sadly the last move you learn is Thunder at level 50 and right now you're level 12 from fighting all these enemies while thinking about this. Carmen bumps you to snap you out of it


Well it seems that you've reached the top... and found the source of the explosion. A large rock seems to have crashed through the mountain side. Soot and debris are covering the face of it, it most have been launched pretty far and fast to get enough speed to heat up like that. Oh! there appears to be a large hole on the face boulder that could be used as some kind of entrance

[Shailsnic]

Before you go inside the rock, I suggest looking at the small hole on the right, and possibly the indent on the left too.

[ParadoxTurtle]

Before you go inside the rock, I suggest looking at the small hole on the right, and possibly the indent on the left too.

2nd

[Sparky Young Upstart]

Before you go inside the rock, I suggest looking at the small hole on the right, and possibly the indent on the left too.

3rd

[Pokeball]

~> Paradox: Explore Nooks then enter!

You and Carmen look into the Crannies and all the nooks and find nothing. one appears to be from a rock or something smacking the wall and the other appears to be a hole from a small mouse creature or something.


You enter the boulder and there is one of each enemy you've fought inside... but it appears that they've evolved, possibly due to the item behind them. You figure you might as well ask the about whats going on.

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Spark: Hello! We're Team Paradox and we're investigating the crash that happened here.
Carmen: Very Professional. Where's your suit
Spark: Fuck off
Machoke: heard the explosion and went to see what it was.
Fearow: CRAAAAAAAW
Rolly: S-so that's an evolutionary Crystal?
Gravler: You got it
Carmen: Well we're gunna have to take that back to the guild
Spark: Why?
Carmen: The guild wants these things for badges and stuff
Machoke: Well Too bad, its ours man
Rolly:Th-these guys are like.. level 20s...
Spark: We can do it, we have a type advantage on 2/3 of them
Fearow: CRAAAAAAAW
Gravler: You wanna fight for it? Fine with us!

So you're dealing with some Level 20s here and you're level 12, they have the advantage stat wise but other then Machoke you have the advantage type wise. Not to mention you have Oran Berries, 2 Seeds and some Orbs to aid you and the orbs will work, no magical force is holding you back! So what's your plan?

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I know they just got kinda thrown into it, but hey, BOSS FIGHTS ARE COOL RIGHT?

[siguard]

Sparks> use thundershock on ferrow
Carmen> use smokescreen for accuracy whoring
Rolly> Hypnosis on the Machoke

[shinyjiggly]

>Ride that Fearow like a mechanical bull!
With this, you could try to steer it into the Machoke To make it accidentally use flying-type moves on it and then you can dispose of it by getting it in the way of a rock-type attack by Graveller. After that, just use water-type attacks on it and you should be golden due to water-type attacks being SUPER-DUPER EFFECTIVE on rock/ground types.

[ParadoxTurtle]

Set up for the fight!

Rolly: Water Sport them all!!
Carmen: Smokescreen Right Afterwards.
Sparky: Thunderwave puddle of water under their feet for a group shock.

After the massive confusion!!
Carmen: growl randomly under the cover of smoke.
Sparky: Blindside the Ferrow and Machoke with some Thundershocks
Rolly: Pop in and out of smoke for some bubbles into Gravler's face.

[Shailsnic]

Both Teams: Take Battle Stance.
Triple Battle: Initiate.

[Sparky Young Upstart]

Battle plan!

Stage 1:
>Sparky: Thundershock Fearow until he's KO'd.
>Carmen: Smokescreen all over Machoke.
>Rolly: Bubblebeam all up in Graveler's grill until he's KO'd.

Stage 2:
>Team Paradox: Attack Machoke until he's KO'd. Due to typing, attacks are irrelevant.

Stage 3:
>Team Paradox: Do the dance of joy.