Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Universal Heroes

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-------THE ADVENTURE------
Welcome!
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???: What? Where am I?

This is the portal that leads to the
world inhabited only by Pokémon.
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???: Well that's cool I guess...

Beyond this gateway, many new
adventures and fresh experiences
await your arrival!
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???: That's cool and all but, can't I just go home?

Before you depart for adventure,
you must answer some questions.
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???:But I just said I wanted to go home! Hello?

Be truthful when you answer them!
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???: Are you even listening? I dont want to be here!

Now, are you ready?
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???: No, im not! Who are you anyways?! What do you want from me!?

Then... let the questions begin!
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???: NO SHUT UP!



Do you find yourself humming or singing often?
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►All the time!
Never.
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???: What? I dont know! Sometimes depending on my mood? Its really bright here, can you turn down the lights or something?

You're on a walk when-

???: NO. STOP. RIGHT THIS MINUTE.




Fine. What do you want?

???: FINALLY SOME CO-OPERATION. Let's cut to the chase. Can you send me home? and WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME QUESTIONS?

No, and to find out the kind of person you are to see what kind of pokémon you are of course!

???: I want to choose. Let's skip this stupid Questionnaire.

But that is against the rules! You can't just do that!

???: Well to bad. I'm sure you're busy and I'm not answering any Questionnaire.

But- UGH FINE. LOUSY HUMANS. I HATE DEALING WITH YOU PEOPLE. CHOOSE YOUR DAMN POKEMON.

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When choosing you may only use the primary evolution from gen 1-4, By primary evolution, this means the first evolution of a series (Squirtle, Riolu, ect) however, no Baby Pokemon (IE: Pichu, Cleffa, ect).

[CaptainDraco]

Pikachu, Meowth or Bulbasaur!
The three starter pokemon of this realm!

[Kíeros]

Any first?

Let's go with Magikarp Caterpie Hoppip Ralts.

[Pokeball]

~> "Pikachu"

???: Ill be good ol' number 25, Pikachu!

You seem to be, The Asshole type! You like making people feel sad when they're just trying to present you with amazing and well thought through Questionnaires. You are also kind of a-

???: Can we speed this up?

... a total jerk like you who ignores protocol should be... A Pikachu!



???: This is pretty cool! So... now what?

and finally... Who will be your Partners?

???: Partners? You mean more then one?

That's usually what the plural infers, do you think magic text would be grammatically incorrect?

???: So... how many are there?

Two. A Male and a Female of whatever your choosing, i usually have a set list but SOMEONE LIKES TO NOT FOLLOW PROTOCOL

???: You know you love me

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Same rules as before! Primary types of the gen 1-4 regions

[Cleric of Zeal]

Ryhorn. Definitely ryhorn.

edit: And a poliwag. Awww yeah.

[CaptainDraco]

A female Charmander. And she will be the sassiest eva.

[Kíeros]

> I'm still forwarding my suggestion of ralts from before; either gender works.

[Pokeball]

~> Poliwag and a Female (sassy) Charmander

Using your thought process and new pokemon brain you conclude that it would be best to bring a water type to combat rock and ground, and a fire type to back up your water type in case of impending grass types.



???: Ill have a poliwag and a charmander as my companions

"Partners"

???: Whatever, so what's next? Adventures?

Now the names of your Partners shall be chosen.

???: By me?

No, by the powers that sway the universe. So now i leave their names in the hands of the unseen

[mysticCharlatan]

>Lady Hothead and Ser Squiggles

[Wessolf27]

Carmen (Female) - Charmander
Rolly (Male) - Poliwah

[CaptainDraco]

Sammy (Charmander) and Karlos the Poliwag.

[Pokeball]

~> Lady Hothead ♀ and Ser Squiggles ♂

You think up the most intelligent names that you can muster and that wouldn't cause any issue with the newly named characters or make their parents seem like complete dicks

The ultimate power does not seem to enjoy your clever names and asks you to try again in the nicest way possible. Everyone's a critic

[Pokeball]

NOTHING TO SEE HERE FOLKS, NO ACCIDENTAL TRIPLE MESSAGES

[Pokeball]

NOPE. NONE TO BE HAD. WHY DONT YOU JUST KEEP READING? I HEAR IT GETS GOOD SOON MAYBE.

[Pokeball]

~> Carmen ♀ and Rolly ♂

You input a new set of names and it accepts, giving you a lovely green O of approval!

Your name is Carmen. You are a lovely Charmander who is the SASSIEST EVA. You are currently traveling with your BEST FRIEND ROLLY. You have a variety of interests such as SETTING THINGS ABLAZE, collecting SHINY THINGS which you DONT HAVE MUCH USE FOR and LEARNING ABOUT THE WORLD AROUND YOU. You're dream is to be a HERO OF SOME KIND and possibly SAVE THE WORLD, but YOU HIGHLY DOUBT YOU WILL. You and Rolly are heading to the BUREAU OF KNIGHTS, where you will become an OFFICIAL GUARDIAN of the world and fight BAD GUYS AND GIRLS and EXPLORE DUNGEONS, which have been POPPING UP FROM WHO KNOWS WHERE all over the WORLD. The BUREAU OF KNIGHTS. They have SPECIAL BADGES in which to communicate and everyone is too have a code name, These are called COMMUNICATION NAMES for the OBVIOUS REASONS. You're desired COMMUNICATION NAME is CRIMSON DRAGON which you did not steal from an anime.



Your name is Rolly. You are a shy, quiet Poliwag who says next to nothing. You have been sassily convinced to follow your BEST FRIEND CARMEN, and you're not sure WHERE EXACTLY YOU ARE GOING. You have a few Hobbies that include HIDING FROM BAD GUYS AND GIRLS, NOT TALKING TO ANYONE BESIDES CARMEN, and TAKING ABUSE FROM OTHER POKÉMON, though the last one is FORCED UPON YOU like MOST THINGS. You follow Carmen because she is the only one who isn't a complete buttface to you and is nice if YOU CAN GET DEAL WITH THE SASS. You think that GUARDIANS are cool and you and Carmen sometimes PRETEND TO BE THEM SOME TIMES. Your fake COMMUNICATION NAME was BLUE BUBBLE, but you'd NEVER ACCTUALLY BE A GUARDIAN because YOU KIND OF SUCK AT FIGHTING. You wonder where Carmen is leading you...

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Rolly: Um... W-where are we?
Carmen: A Forest, duh.
Rolly:W-why are we in a forest? D-don't bad pokémon live in forests?
Carmen: You'll see, it's a surprise! And don't worry, I'm a fire type remember? There's usually only bug and grass types here. no problems to be had!
Rolly: Y-you don't know any fire type attacks yet...
Carmen: Are you saying that i cant handle myself without fire attacks?!
Rolly: No...but...
Carmen: NO PROBLEMS TO BE HAD ROLLY. NO PROBLEMS.
Rolly: O-okay...
Carmen: Besides, its not like pokémon just fall out of the sky! unless they're flying type that is...

[Kíeros]

> ???: Suddenly fall out of the sky, and prove them wrong.

[Wessolf27]

>???: Crash land with the force of a meteor on the forest

[CaptainDraco]

???: Crash land already!

[Storm]

CRASH LAND WITH THE FORCE OF THE MOON

[Pokeball]

~> ???: Prove them wrong

Can I finish my job now?

???: Sure, why not.

OK! That's it! You're all ready to go!

???: Took long enough...

You're off to the world of Pokémon!

???: WAIT THATS WHERE IM GOING? I HAD NO IDEA. WHY DIDN'T ANYONE INFORM ME? I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO WAL MART.

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Be strong! Stay smart! And be victorious!

There, im done. now, GO ON ADVENTURES YOU STUPID HUMAN.

???: How do i exactly leave the mystical ever changing rave room- aaaAAAHHHHHHHHH



Thank Arceus that asshole is gone. I hope he lands on a rock...

MEANWHILE ON CARMEN'S SCREEN



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Rolly: B-but what if something happens?
Carmen: Arceus, you are such a worry-wart! Nothing will happen! EVER.

???: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-



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Rolly: A-are you sure? And what about Bird pokemon? arnt they still a threat?
Carmen: Rolly. The only think we are current team is weak too is electric types. We'll be fine if a bird shows up.

???: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-



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Rolly: But-
Carmen: SERIOUSLY. THE ONLY ELECTRIC FLYING TYPE IS ZAPDOS CURRENTLY BECAUSE GEN 5 POKEMON DOESNT EXIST IN THIS UNIVERSE YET. SO UNLESS ZAPDOS IS GUNNA FALL DOWN OR A PIKACHU DESENDS FROM THE HEAVENS. WE ARE FINE. YOU UNDER STAND?
Rolly: Wh-whats-
Carmen: WHAT'S WHAT?!
Rolly: ...that noise....
???: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE

You spin and hurtle at the nearby forest at high speeds and at a force that the moon from Majora's Mask would even be proud of. You figure it was time to drop in on your new partners in the most ironic sense possible. You smash into the ground loosing all but a bit of your HP that will recover as you rest because currently you are all knocked the fuck out. You haven't fainted, just been Knocked out. There's a difference you know... Well, in this story there is. but we'll get into the fainting mechanics later. So now what?

[Kíeros]

> Get up, keep on crying out that that was completely unfair to no one in particular.

[Storm]

Black out for an hour or two, then have Carmen wake up (Leave rolly sleeping :3) and investigate the strange pikachu.

[Wessolf27]

>Rolly: Roll over

[Pokeball]

~> C: Investigate
~> R: Roll
~> ?: Be Angry at heavens

You investigate the strange mystical falling pikachu that provided a cruel irony and will probably leave a lasting mental scar on poor Rolly. Oh well, he has a lot already so it probably wont be so bad. besides looking smexy, there is nothing that strange about the pikachu. Not even a cool held item, What a jip!



The Pikachu moves groggily in the crater, he is waking up. You take the most literal use of Rolly and roll him to safety a few feet away and put him in a better position.



You put yourself at the ready for any sort of attack. If this electric fuzz ball can fly, crash AND survive, you don't know what to expect. He stands up and brushes himself off. He takes a good look at his body, you assume he is checking for injuries but honestly you would look at his body too. He turns around and looks at the sky. You wonder what deep mystical thoughts-



???: HEY ASSHOLE. WHY THE HELL DID YOU DROP ME OFF IN THE SKY, THAT'S A DICK MOVE BRO. BUT HEY, GUESS WHO LIVED, THAT'S RIGHT IT'S THIS YELLOW MOTHER FUCKER RIGHT HERE.

He proceeds to yell at the sky for another 10-20 minutes. He has either gotten a brain injury on impact or he is a moron. You establish that he isn't much of a threat as he appears to be the same age as you. You have no idea what age that is because Pokemon don't really have an age. You honestly don't know what to do next besides question him, but you might think of other ideas while you listen to him yell.

[Wessolf27]

>Rolly: Eventually learn Rollout in the Future
>Carmen: Call this guy's attention, ask for his name.