Dinosaur Adventure!s

[ardentApathy]

It is time, ladies and gentlemen and T-Rex. It is time...

FOR ADVENTURE!

To start with, I will crosspost an Adventure! idea from the Vriska thread:

Ok, let's think about this. We have two dinosaurs in our Dinosaurium to choose from to raid this mystic ruin. We know that the ruin is heavily guarded by Nazis. We also have Liv Tyler at our disposal, because why not.

So: we send in T-Rex as a distraction to keep the Nazis occupied outside. Liv Tyler will assist, hamstringing opponents, firing random blasts from Ahab's Crosshairs, and so on. Meanwhile, I ride in on Utahraptor, running at full speed. We ignore the raging battle, instead taking the opportunity to solve the puzzle sealing the ruins. Once that is done, I give the signal, and T-Rex and Liv take up a defensive position in front of the entrance while Utahraptor and I explore the mysteries within.

I can see no flaw in this plan.

So, what sort of zany Adventure!s would you get into with the Dinosaur Comic crew? Feel free to be as creative or derivative as you like!

*looks for a T-Rex emote, finds none, is sad*

[say32]

I would fly to the moon with T-Rex!

[Nimz]

Even if you cannot find a T-Rex emote, you can at least use a badass emote 88_88

Are we allowed to choose Dromiceiomimus or Godot as adventuring companions as well? On second thought, a lot of nothing would happen if we sat waiting for Godot to join the party, so it may be best to skip him.

[ardentApathy]

I would fly to the moon with T-Rex!

More specific, please! What mode of transportation, might I ask?

Even if you cannot find a T-Rex emote, you can at least use a badass emote 88_88

Are we allowed to choose Dromiceiomimus or Godot as adventuring companions as well? On second thought, a lot of nothing would happen if we sat waiting for Godot to join the party, so it may be best to skip him.

You have just shown to me THE GREATEST ADVENTURE! KNOWN TO MAN.

I didn't think someone would win this quickly. However! That's no reason not to keep playing, is it?

[unbridledExüberance]

There are some Dinosaur comics "emotes", but they haven't actually been added as emotes.

[ardentApathy]

There are some Dinosaur comics "emotes", but they haven't actually been added as emotes.

Is this an Adventure! idea? I think not, good sir! Maybe it would be a good idea to craft an Adventure! using the building blocks you have so thoughtfully provided?

In fact, I may just do that! But not now. I have a class to go to. Adios!

[ardentApathy]

great idea. try it

- Nuh uh! You first!

[lizard-socks]

Should we establish a framework?

[ardentApathy]

- Establish a framework? That sounds like a lot of work! Couldn't we just create our own adventures from scratch? Use our imaginations and all that jazz? Sounds like a blast to me!

[stoveOven]

ok here is my dinosaur adventure

It starts with T-rex and I in the kitchen. Mission: Homemade Pizza for tonight's Big Party.
A discussion RE: the obsolescence of cookery books begins, because of how there is the internet & the joy of experimentation. Despite having already bought our ingredients, we begin rummaging through the kitchen in search of less mainstream food items.

The foraging concludes with a a mess of random edibles, but we realize we have wasted so much time that the party will start in half an hour and we didn't even make the pizza base. The next 30 minutes are spent FLIPPING OUT and building the impromptu "pizza", which goes as follows:

Melted marshmallow base
Museli that T-Rex toasted in the sandwich press
Some KFC chips that were in the fridge for some reason
5 slices of chicken loaf
Topped with a honey & Skittles sauce and a spray-on-cheese face like this >:0 with popcorn teeth

Utahraptor arrives first, and upon seeing the pizza gives us all a schooling on how experimentation is cool if you have a basic knowledge of what you're working with, otherwise you're just arsing about and wasting food. Everyone is pretty bummed out because there's nothing to eat now, but then Dromiceiomimus shows up with a big tupperware thing of pasta! She said one pizza wouldn't be enough to feed the four of us so she brought along something extra. Everyone has a really full tummy and laughs about the stupid pizza.

What a great party.

[ardentApathy]

ok here is my dinosaur adventure

It starts with T-rex and I in the kitchen. Mission: Homemade Pizza for tonight's Big Party.
A discussion RE: the obsolescence of cookery books begins, because of how there is the internet & the joy of experimentation. Despite having already bought our ingredients, we begin rummaging through the kitchen in search of less mainstream food items.

The foraging concludes with a a mess of random edibles, but we realize we have wasted so much time that the party will start in half an hour and we didn't even make the pizza base. The next 30 minutes are spent FLIPPING OUT and building the impromptu "pizza", which goes as follows:

Melted marshmallow base
Museli that T-Rex toasted in the sandwich press
Some KFC chips that were in the fridge for some reason
5 slices of chicken loaf
Topped with a honey & Skittles sauce and a spray-on-cheese face like this >:0 with popcorn teeth

Utahraptor arrives first, and upon seeing the pizza gives us all a schooling on how experimentation is cool if you have a basic knowledge of what you're working with, otherwise you're just arsing about and wasting food. Everyone is pretty bummed out because there's nothing to eat now, but then Dromiceiomimus shows up with a big tupperware thing of pasta! She said one pizza wouldn't be enough to feed the four of us so she brought along something extra. Everyone has a really full tummy and laughs about the stupid pizza.

What a great party.