Forumite Romance XII: A Crackship. Shaken, Not Stirred.

[Phynicxs]

I'm glad you decided to join! it's more fun when I know people.

Well I know there is no chance that I could follow Dia's spectacular art, so I'll just leave this here as a filler.
Welcome to the thread Petroliuus! Enjoy this shitty art.

[easykill]

haha, that is cool.

I did some more myself.

[dialecticBlight]

I am such a helper

look at how damn productive I'm being

Also, SCPStuck is now a thing

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FSSCP-001: Verscilith
Item #: FSSCP-001
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: FSSCP-001 is to be kept in a small room on Site-██, and under no circumstances should be provided with any flammable materials, besides food and drink. Music should be played on-site to placate the organism, within reason. A D-class personnel must deliver one plain meal per day while wearing an asbestos suit to the individual, while engaging in friendly and natural-sounding conversation in plain English. During entry and before leaving, the D-class employee must check whether the invidual's wings are still contained: if not, they must inform a superior immediately. In the case of a containment breach, the animal must be suppressed with traquilizers by D-class personnel and returned to its room on Site-██. A security camera must be in the room at all times.

Description: FSSCP-001 is an anomalous black cat who calls herself “Verscilith” with batlike wings and an intelligence on par with humans. She is rendered easily visible at nighttime due to purple highlights on her paws, rendering potential ███ unnecessary. FSSCP-001 claims to be a █████, and subsequent tests have proved that she can breathe fire. Due to the death of █ D-class personnel, further testing has been put on hiatus. While FSSCP-001 can fly, she appears to use a form of magnetic levitation, instead of using her wings.

FSSCP-001 can be quick to anger, but is no more dangerous than a baseline human when precautions are followed. FSSCP-001 was admitted by the Federation voluntarily, after an incident in ████ which killed ██ people in a ████ .

Addendum-001-1: Despite rumors, FSSCP-001 does not use magic. The last D-class personnel that tried to test this was █████. All testing has been put on hiatus for a reason – in the future, please refrain from indulging in idle curiosities. - Dr. D

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FSSCP-002: Phynicxs
Item #: FSSCP-002
Object Class: <Sa/fe> Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: FSSCP-002 is to be kept in a small room on Site-██, and food and water should be provided daily. D-class personnel can comfortably handle FSSCP-002 without fear, though should go out of their way not to provoke the subject. Contact with FSSCP-002 should be avoided when the subject is sleeping or otherwise unconscious. If the subject is asleep, the D-class personnel should inform a superior and allow another D-class to do the job. Security cameras should only be carried on hand, and should not be kept in the room 24/7.

Description: FSSCP-002 is a small brown cat who goes by the name of Phynixcs. Like FSSCP-001, he appears to have nearly human intelligence, and no other unique features other than potential ██████. The cause for such intelligence is unknown, but preliminary tests have shown that FSSCP-001's brain shows signs of mutations uncommon in cats. Due to an incident involving ████, further testing has been put on hold until a more suitable material for the ████ has been found.

FSSCP-002 is somewhat quick to anger, but is as harmless as an ordinary house cat when provoked. However, care should be taken care to avoid provocation anyways, after a bizarre incident involving ███.

Addendum-002-1: I don't know what happened in the testing room, but until we can find out, all testing on FSSCP-002 has been ceased, and monitoring equipment deployed, until we can figure out what's going on. - Dr. ███

Addendum-002-2: Due to a second incident involving the untimely ███ of █ D-class personnel, all monitoring equipment has been moved outside of FSSCP-002's holdings, and all furniture in the rom has been ordered to be bolted down. We will not have an accident based on such carelessness again, especially as this was the reason that FSSCP-002 was admitted to begin with. - Dr. ████

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FSSCP-003: Coasterman29
Item #: FSSCP-003
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: FSSCP-003 is to be kept in his own small room in Site-██, along with the few personal belongings he owns. Care must be taken to check the walls after every visit for possible holes. Do not attempt to give FSSCP-003 access to any electronics with bare wiring. The lighting in the room must be consistently dimmed. Do not give mention to FSSCP-002 within earshot of FSSCP-003, or the subject will attempt to escape holdings and will not settle down for approximately one to three hours.

Due to continued cooperation with staff and toleration with testing, FSSCP-003 has been allowed access to an iPod and a personal library of music, and all D-class personnel visiting the subject are required to submit to any demands for the batteries being recharged, via turning the iPod over to an administrator.

Description: FSSCP-003 is a small red mouse with a resemblance to famed music artist deadmau5 and a biomechanical body, with a skeleton made of ███████. FSSCP is most likely a █████████, but due to his unconfirmed origin, questioning should be avoided. While FSSCP-003 oftentimes threatens the personnel who attend to him and can cause hearing damage to employees who attempt extended conversation, otherwise he is harmless. FSSCP-003 goes by the name “Coast” and will become annoyed if called by his SCP designation. D-class personnel who attend to him should be hand-chosen by administrators based on their preferences about certain subjects, such as ████, ██████, and █████.

FSSCP-003 was admitted to the facility living in ████, ████ and was tampering with a resident's electrical system and ████ while the resident was on vacation. No previous whereabouts were known and FSSCP-003 refuses to answers questions about his past. He appears to have history with both FSSCP-001 and FSSCP-002 in particular, given his strong reactions to their descriptions.

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FSSCP-004: The Couch
Item #: FSSCP-004
Object Class: <Euc/lid> Keter
Special Containment Procedures: FSSCP-004-1 is the couch mentioned and should be treated as a Keter object, and should be stored in an airtight safe on Site-██. Make sure that barbed plates cover the couch, to prevent use. FSSCP-004-2 is a pale white man with an exoskeleton and should be treated as a Euclid object, and stored no more than 4 rooms away from the safe, in an ordinary bedroom. FSSCP-004-2 should be allowed, under supervision, to leave his room and walk around designated areas of the facilities, and should be provided daily with sustenance and a change of wardrobe If FSSCP-004-2 summons FSSCP-004-1, immediately confiscate the couch and return it to the safe under any costs. If this fails and FSSCP-004-2 disappears while using the couch, immediately notify superiors and wait for further instructions.

If FSSCP-004-02 displays threatening gestures or acts of hostility towards any site personnel, immediately terminate FSSCP-004-02 and incinerate FSSCP-004-01 before it can [DATA EXPUNGED]. To prevent this, refrain from questions pertaining to trolls or blood color.

Description: FSSCP-004-1 is by all appearances an old, ratty couch, but is capable of warping reality. After an unfortunate incident involving ████ and ██, all further testing has been suspended and the couch itself has been locked at Site-██. FSSCP-004-2, on the other hand, is an odd man with a pale white exoskeleton who goes by the name of “Ying,” who claims to be an alien and has the ability to summon FSSCP-004-1 at will, even if FSSCP-004-1 has been [DATA EXPUNGED].

FSSCP-004-2 is amicable with site staff and displays refined mannerisms and above-average levels of human intelligence, as well as the ability to summon at will FSSCP-004-1, which he claims to be his couch. Attempts to question FSSCP-004-2 about the full capabilities of his couch have proven fruitless, as even he does not know what reality-bending powers it has. Current confirmations include ████. █████. █████. and ███████.

FSSCP-004-2 can occasionally grow angry with site staff, but does so very infrequently and can always be placated with enough work. Given the bizarre and ████ powers of FSSCP-004-1, unnecessary provocations should be avoided at all costs.

FSSCP-004-2 reports himself to come from a planet he described as a “large yellow city” called Prospit, but further questioning has revealed nothing pertaining to the couch itself, and FSSCP-004-2 remains silent on the matter.

Addendum FSSCP-004-1: We've begun to hand-pick higher-clearance personnel to attend FSSCP-004-2 after the latest few employees assigned to safekeeing him decided to take his couch on a joyride and almost caused a massive ████ in Site-██. In order to prevent further ███ and take measures to ensure that this never happens again, the offending parties have been [DATA EXPUNGED] and the couch has been marked a Keter object. - Dr. ████

[Coasterman29]

Oh god the SCPs are awesome
I DEMAND MOAR

[NeoDarklight]

MOAR! ADD ME NEXT!!!

[Verscilith]

oh my gosh oh my GOSH THAT IS GRREAT BLIGHT

[Viaeus]

I am such a helper

look at how damn productive I'm being

Also, SCPStuck is now a thing

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FSSCP-001: Verscilith
Item #: FSSCP-001
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: FSSCP-001 is to be kept in a small room on Site-██, and under no circumstances should be provided with any flammable materials, besides food and drink. Music should be played on-site to placate the organism, within reason. A D-class personnel must deliver one plain meal per day while wearing an asbestos suit to the individual, while engaging in friendly and natural-sounding conversation in plain English. During entry and before leaving, the D-class employee must check whether the invidual's wings are still contained: if not, they must inform a superior immediately. In the case of a containment breach, the animal must be suppressed with traquilizers by D-class personnel and returned to its room on Site-██. A security camera must be in the room at all times.

Description: FSSCP-001 is an anomalous black cat who calls herself “Verscilith” with batlike wings and an intelligence on par with humans. She is rendered easily visible at nighttime due to purple highlights on her paws, rendering potential ███ unnecessary. FSSCP-001 claims to be a █████, and subsequent tests have proved that she can breathe fire. Due to the death of █ D-class personnel, further testing has been put on hiatus. While FSSCP-001 can fly, she appears to use a form of magnetic levitation, instead of using her wings.

FSSCP-001 can be quick to anger, but is no more dangerous than a baseline human when precautions are followed. FSSCP-001 was admitted by the Federation voluntarily, after an incident in ████ which killed ██ people in a ████ .

Addendum-001-1: Despite rumors, FSSCP-001 does not use magic. The last D-class personnel that tried to test this was █████. All testing has been put on hiatus for a reason – in the future, please refrain from indulging in idle curiosities. - Dr. D

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FSSCP-002: Phynicxs
Item #: FSSCP-002
Object Class: <Sa/fe> Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: FSSCP-002 is to be kept in a small room on Site-██, and food and water should be provided daily. D-class personnel can comfortably handle FSSCP-002 without fear, though should go out of their way not to provoke the subject. Contact with FSSCP-002 should be avoided when the subject is sleeping or otherwise unconscious. If the subject is asleep, the D-class personnel should inform a superior and allow another D-class to do the job. Security cameras should only be carried on hand, and should not be kept in the room 24/7.

Description: FSSCP-002 is a small brown cat who goes by the name of Phynixcs. Like FSSCP-001, he appears to have nearly human intelligence, and no other unique features other than potential ██████. The cause for such intelligence is unknown, but preliminary tests have shown that FSSCP-001's brain shows signs of mutations uncommon in cats. Due to an incident involving ████, further testing has been put on hold until a more suitable material for the ████ has been found.

FSSCP-002 is somewhat quick to anger, but is as harmless as an ordinary house cat when provoked. However, care should be taken care to avoid provocation anyways, after a bizarre incident involving ███.

Addendum-002-1: I don't know what happened in the testing room, but until we can find out, all testing on FSSCP-002 has been ceased, and monitoring equipment deployed, until we can figure out what's going on. - Dr. ███

Addendum-002-2: Due to a second incident involving the untimely ███ of █ D-class personnel, all monitoring equipment has been moved outside of FSSCP-002's holdings, and all furniture in the rom has been ordered to be bolted down. We will not have an accident based on such carelessness again, especially as this was the reason that FSSCP-002 was admitted to begin with. - Dr. ████

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FSSCP-003: Coasterman29
Item #: FSSCP-003
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: FSSCP-003 is to be kept in his own small room in Site-██, along with the few personal belongings he owns. Care must be taken to check the walls after every visit for possible holes. Do not attempt to give FSSCP-003 access to any electronics with bare wiring. The lighting in the room must be consistently dimmed. Do not give mention to FSSCP-002 within earshot of FSSCP-003, or the subject will attempt to escape holdings and will not settle down for approximately one to three hours.

Due to continued cooperation with staff and toleration with testing, FSSCP-003 has been allowed access to an iPod and a personal library of music, and all D-class personnel visiting the subject are required to submit to any demands for the batteries being recharged, via turning the iPod over to an administrator.

Description: FSSCP-003 is a small red mouse with a resemblance to famed music artist deadmau5 and a biomechanical body, with a skeleton made of ███████. FSSCP is most likely a █████████, but due to his unconfirmed origin, questioning should be avoided. While FSSCP-003 oftentimes threatens the personnel who attend to him and can cause hearing damage to employees who attempt extended conversation, otherwise he is harmless. FSSCP-003 goes by the name “Coast” and will become annoyed if called by his SCP designation. D-class personnel who attend to him should be hand-chosen by administrators based on their preferences about certain subjects, such as ████, ██████, and █████.

FSSCP-003 was admitted to the facility living in ████, ████ and was tampering with a resident's electrical system and ████ while the resident was on vacation. No previous whereabouts were known and FSSCP-003 refuses to answers questions about his past. He appears to have history with both FSSCP-001 and FSSCP-002 in particular, given his strong reactions to their descriptions.

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FSSCP-004: The Couch
Item #: FSSCP-004
Object Class: <Euc/lid> Keter
Special Containment Procedures: FSSCP-004-1 is the couch mentioned and should be treated as a Keter object, and should be stored in an airtight safe on Site-██. Make sure that barbed plates cover the couch, to prevent use. FSSCP-004-2 is a pale white man with an exoskeleton and should be treated as a Euclid object, and stored no more than 4 rooms away from the safe, in an ordinary bedroom. FSSCP-004-2 should be allowed, under supervision, to leave his room and walk around designated areas of the facilities, and should be provided daily with sustenance and a change of wardrobe If FSSCP-004-2 summons FSSCP-004-1, immediately confiscate the couch and return it to the safe under any costs. If this fails and FSSCP-004-2 disappears while using the couch, immediately notify superiors and wait for further instructions.

If FSSCP-004-02 displays threatening gestures or acts of hostility towards any site personnel, immediately terminate FSSCP-004-02 and incinerate FSSCP-004-01 before it can [DATA EXPUNGED]. To prevent this, refrain from questions pertaining to trolls or blood color.

Description: FSSCP-004-1 is by all appearances an old, ratty couch, but is capable of warping reality. After an unfortunate incident involving ████ and ██, all further testing has been suspended and the couch itself has been locked at Site-██. FSSCP-004-2, on the other hand, is an odd man with a pale white exoskeleton who goes by the name of “Ying,” who claims to be an alien and has the ability to summon FSSCP-004-1 at will, even if FSSCP-004-1 has been [DATA EXPUNGED].

FSSCP-004-2 is amicable with site staff and displays refined mannerisms and above-average levels of human intelligence, as well as the ability to summon at will FSSCP-004-1, which he claims to be his couch. Attempts to question FSSCP-004-2 about the full capabilities of his couch have proven fruitless, as even he does not know what reality-bending powers it has. Current confirmations include ████. █████. █████. and ███████.

FSSCP-004-2 can occasionally grow angry with site staff, but does so very infrequently and can always be placated with enough work. Given the bizarre and ████ powers of FSSCP-004-1, unnecessary provocations should be avoided at all costs.

FSSCP-004-2 reports himself to come from a planet he described as a “large yellow city” called Prospit, but further questioning has revealed nothing pertaining to the couch itself, and FSSCP-004-2 remains silent on the matter.

Addendum FSSCP-004-1: We've begun to hand-pick higher-clearance personnel to attend FSSCP-004-2 after the latest few employees assigned to safekeeing him decided to take his couch on a joyride and almost caused a massive ████ in Site-██. In order to prevent further ███ and take measures to ensure that this never happens again, the offending parties have been [DATA EXPUNGED] and the couch has been marked a Keter object. - Dr. ████

Interesting interesting.

[typoAdventure]

oh my god all this content
fuck yeah
hii viaeus

[Phynicxs]

Fuck yeah! :3 this is so cool Dia. So very cool.

[YingYangGujju]

My gawd, Dia, Petrish(Is this a good nickname, I do not know. I'm going down with this now, though)Petrol it is and EK, this all so beautiful. You guys just make me so happeh with all good contents~! I love you all~!

[dialecticBlight]

MOAR! ADD ME NEXT!!!

Unfortunately, I'm going on chronological order based on join date and prioritizing the people I've already talked to. You are on the list, but will not be included in the next patch.

Very sorry. Protocol is important, especially when dealing with SCPs. If I included you out of order, I could DIE.

[Intoxicating Starlight]

i remember the good old days of thread 5
and ryuu
def. ryuu
so much ryuu it was hilarious
sadly he is gone now, never to return

ah well
you newbies seem p. cool too

[GenetiXientist]

i remember the good old days of thread 5
and ryuu
def. ryuu
so much ryuu it was hilarious
sadly he is gone now, never to return

ah well
you newbies seem p. cool too

IS, that was back when I was an immature pile of garbage. It...it brings back bad memories. And shame. Lots of shame.

But aside from my polluting the thread, those days were great.

[Viaeus]

Unfortunately, I'm going on chronological order based on join date and prioritizing the people I've already talked to. You are on the list, but will not be included in the next patch.

Very sorry. Protocol is important, especially when dealing with SCPs. If I included you out of order, I could DIE.

Well I wouldn't worry to terribly much about that. PI never seemed to have much problem with it.

[Phynicxs]

fem ying, fem ying, femmy femmy fem ying

Oh dear fem typo,wait... did I get shorter?

[YingYangGujju]

fem ying, fem ying, femmy femmy fem ying

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Oh dear fem typo,wait... did I get shorter?

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PHY!
YES!
THIS IS GOOD!
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HAPPEH YOU'VE MADE MEEEEEEE~!!!!!!!
Also, I drew a thing about my feels on Ver and Dia's kismessitude:

[Gordon]

dia as the prince of mind.

[Phynicxs]

Oh man soo much content. I hope we aren't totally screwed over by content only page 75, you know... like we kinda were for page 50.

[Gordon]

Trollsona of Dia for Forumitebent (which may or may not be a thing)

[YingYangGujju]

Oh man soo much content. I hope we aren't totally screwed over by content only page 75, you know... like we kinda were for page 50.

Don't worry, I have ideas stocked up specifically for CO-75.

Trollsona of Dia for Forumitebent (which may or may not be a thing)

You have uttered it's name, Jerome. It is totally a thing now. One way or another, it must.

[Gordon]

Ok, I think I will do.... something.
If you want in take that blood quiz I don't have a link to and place your name next to the blood you want. Me, Ying, Dia and Phy were talking about bloods last night so they already told me their's.

Candy Red - NeoDarklight
Rust - Chirijiradin
Brown - Namboto
Yellow - Viaeus
Lime - Milksweet
Olive - Yingyang
Jade - Gordon
Teal - DialecticBlight
Cerulean - Geneti
Indigo - Monkeysky
Purple - Phynicxs
Violet - Verscilith
Fuchsia - Easykill

[Monkeysky]

I am torn between Lime and Indigo...

[GenetiXientist]

Given that I'm a manipulative bastard with delusions of grandeur, I'm almost certainly Cerulean, as long as Vriska can be considered an example.

[Gordon]

Blood colour doesn't always determine personality, but noted.
And monkey I think you'd be more amusing as an indigo blood. Lol.

[Verscilith]

Pretty sure I got cereulean on a blood test once?
But I really love purple/violet!