Forumite Romance XII: A Crackship. Shaken, Not Stirred.

[typoAdventure]

Hey Chiirii, wanna help me teach my son how to hunt? 0u0

Who are you nominating, ash?
waiit, you are nominating someone, right?
or are you just waxiing black for Coast? (understandable.)

Jordan you're still here! (II'm glad)

[Coasterman29]

He's so hatecrushing on me.

[typoAdventure]

ash II wiill help you.
Let's teach my son to hunt on Coast.
you don't miind, do you Coast?

[YingYangGujju]

ash II wiill help you.
Let's teach my son to hunt on Coast.
you don't miind, do you Coast?

I'll be the chaotic neutral guy who reveals Coast hiding spot just to bail him out at the last ssecond for the sake of the hunt...Also, because I'm kinda fond of Coast and would much rather he not get mauled to death…

[Gordon]

Well this was supposed to be for Gordon's search for a matesprit, so consider this a prequel to that adorable tangoglomp up there ;]

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lol, I'm glad someone noticed my shout-out to ultimately unrequited love.

[Chirijiradin]

Hey, all.

Not too sure on the hunting thing, tA, not a fan of blood. Or guns. Or violence in general.

...Gog, I'm such a pacifist...

EDIT: Also, where can I find the tile for the tenth Forumite Romance thread?

EDIT X2: And I don't mind Coasterman. He's pretty chill most of the time.

[rogue of void]

Hey, all.

Not too sure on the hunting thing, tA, not a fan of blood. Or guns. Or violence in general.

...Gog, I'm such a pacifist...

EDIT: Also, where can I find the tile for the tenth Forumite Romance thread?

EDIT X2: And I don't mind Coasterman. He's pretty chill most of the time.

Well thne you had better man up.

[Coasterman29]

Uh...
How about he just goes and plays with Sonus?

[YingYangGujju]

Uh...
How about he just goes and plays with Sonus?

Coast, with their idea of play, are you sure that is wise?

[Coasterman29]

Coast, with their idea of play, are you sure that is wise?

...just tell them to do their flying stuff or something.

[YingYangGujju]

...just tell them to do their flying stuff or something.

truly, your concern is touching, Coast.
Also, speaking of flying stuff, kraine, since Myras is part owl-dragon, does that mean he can fly???

[kraine]

Ying, I decided that, in rebellion, Myras wears skinny jeans.

ALL THE TIME.



And PSHYES, he should totally be able to fly.

Or maybe he has the instincts and desires to fly but cannot. ;-; Tragic lives are fun to write about.

[Coasterman29]

So flying ectoparty?

...will this end well?

[YingYangGujju]

Ying, I decided that, in rebellion, Myras wears skinny jeans.

ALL THE TIME.



And PSHYES, he should totally be able to fly.

Or maybe he has the instincts and desires to fly but cannot. ;-; Tragic lives are fun to write about.

In rebellion to what? I mean, sure, I may not like skinny jeans, but that doesn't mean I'm going to try and deny my ecto-son of them if he truly like them. He's free to wear any lower body garment that he chooses so long as he's actually wearing a lower body garment, of course. :B

[Verscilith]

No worries, the master of controlled flight is h-...

Hahaha never mind continue on your way.

Edit: Haha wait a minute
You're teaching our ectokid to hunt on my matesprit?
I'm feeling a little bit of a problem in there.

[Monkeysky]

For the sake of friendliness, I will say that my ectospawn can use the brims of their hats to fly.
I was gonna make an image of this, but it was hard and I'm lazy.

[Coasterman29]

Ver! You ok?
*scurries over and onto her*

[OrangeAipom]

For the sake of friendliness, I will say that my ectospawn can use the brims of their hats to fly.
I was gonna make an image of this, but it was hard and I'm lazy.

but, since you are fully grown, you are unable to fly yourself

[Monkeysky]

but, since you are fully grown, you are unable to fly yourself

What gave you that idea?

(Again, imagine there's a picture of me flying here)

[Coasterman29]

Oh god
MARY
FUCKING
POPPINS

like, seriously, how often do they hold umbrellas?

[Monkeysky]

Oh god
MARY
FUCKING
POPPINS

like, seriously, how often do they hold umbrellas?

You need an umbrella to steer, since there is actually no built in way to steer a hat.

The brims spin around like a flying saucer.

[Coasterman29]

Uh...well Sonus can make shit hapen by touching his tailjacks.

Wait

FRIENDLY ECTOKID AIRSTRIFE

[Monkeysky]

Uh...well Sonus can make shit hapen by touching his tailjacks.

Wait

FRIENDLY ECTOKID AIRSTRIFE

But can anything face down...

THE ARMADA?!

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and then they immediately spin off in random directions and crash

[Coasterman29]

*takes off ear protection*

That was quieter than I thought.

[typoAdventure]

II thought about this. Don't worry Coast, II don't harbor any feelings for you and II will make sure my son behaves himself.




IIt's like you're Zazu and II'm Mufasa, except we're not either. kk?

IIt's 0k Chiirii. Maybe we can teach him how to draw patterns and then make them.
Man II wish II could fly now.

...Waiit.
Sorry to be such a doof, but who's Sonus again?