You stand to survey your surroundings. Yep, this surely is a pit trap. Complete with obligatory skeleton, a small hole, and… hey, what’s that?
Looks like this poor sap tried to keep track of how many days he was down here. One, two, three, three, three, three, yep. He was definitely down here for three days. There is no chance that you don’t know how to count, that would be laughable. Hah!
Now, onto more important things!
Like this ring, for instance. It’s green and on a skeleton, it is therefore magical or otherwise useful.
You attempt to pry it off, but wind up pulling the whole skeletal hand with it! CONFOUND IT! What good’s a ring if it’s stuck to a bony skeleton hand? The nerve of this object, taunting you like this, it just makes you so very AAAAAAAA!!
Your rage leaves yet another unfortunate skull smashed to bits. Well, now that your company has vacated the premises, you decide to check out that little hole. Maybe if you just twist your self turnways, you can… AUGH!