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>Bernard: Engage in half-friendly banter
Bernard Bartlett snarked at Juliana Melinche at 9:51AM, 4/8
BB: This is boring, you said.
BB: We should do something exciting, you said.
BB: We didn't do anything fun yesterday, you said.
BB: We won't have to work, you said.
JM: And I was right. Neither Lomak nor I have to work.
BB: Dot dot dot.
LS: Um...
BB: Whatever. Anyway, why am I in charge anyway?!
BB: HEY! YOU IDIOTS! WHY AM I IN CHARGE OF ALL PEOPLE?!
??: Quit raging. You said you've done this before.
BB: AS A GAME, NOT IN REAL LIFE, YOU IDIOT.
??: Well, whatever brah. First time for everything.
BB: Ugh...
BB: Alright, who the fuck designed this thing anyway?
BB: There's no way for either side to get through.
BB: We can either fight uphill battles or get massacred wholesale in the river.
BB: I don't suppose we get anything like air support?
LS: How deep is the river? If it's water on water, does it count if we get shot with water under water?
BB: Oh. Lomak, you're a genius. So that's what they intended.
JM: Isn't Xintal a seadweller?
BB: Is she any good?
JM: Cirona said this is her favorite game to play.
BB: We're soooooooo screwed.
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06-21-2012, 10:07 PM #201Page of Mind
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>Bernard: What the hell?
guillotinedTraceur pestered ionianImperator at 9:58AM, 4/8
gT: So HaVe YoU dOnE tHiS bEfOrE?
iI: No. Why? You're going to camp us, aren't you?
gT: YeAh. PlUs, If YoU'vE nEvEr DoNe ThIs BeFoRe....
gT: YoUr ReAcTiOn WiLl Be So GrEaT.
iI: Reaction to what?
guillotinedTraceur ceased pestering ionianImperator
Bernard Bartlett snarked with Juliana Melinche at 10:12PM, 4/8
BB: Alright, so free-form. What the hell does that even mean? Full-on PvP?
JM: If it is, I'm sunk.
BB: So am I. In fact, our whole team is. I didn't count a single person over 100. And Cirona's 107. Xintal's surprisingly 96.
JM: Yeah, and they got Restil too. He's the only one that can probably even use these things.
BB: Where's Lomak?
JM: He volunteered to be on the bridge.
BB: Of course....
FREE-FORM ACTIVE. BEGIN EPIC BATTLE.
BB: So.... You first!
JM: No way! You're up.
BB: I am a gentleman, and a gentleman always lets the lady go first.
JM: I can't. I'm weak from swooning. You'll have to carry me there.
BB: Fine. I'll go.
>Bernard/Juliana: Touch it.
BB: What. The. Absolute. Fuck. Just. Happened.
JM: You look pretty fabulous, though.Last edited by Levenfish; 06-22-2012 at 10:22 AM.
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06-22-2012, 09:07 AM #203Page of Mind
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>Bernard: Are we high?
Bernard Bartlett questioned Juliana Melinche at 10:14AM, 4/8
BB: I get the feeling my clothes aren't entirely appropriate anymore.
JM: Strange. Mine feel natural to me.
BB: Says the kung-fu girl in a suit of armor.
JM: And what about you? You going to play something for me? Is this how you court people? You play dazzling songs for them on.... what is that again?
BB: This is an electric guitar.
BB: Holy crap. That guy behind us. Red and blue. A cape. He's wearing his underwear outside his pants.... What the hell is going on.
JM: I think we're supposed to fight like this.
BB: I'm supposed to whack people with a guitar? And this is supposed to work?
BB: And these goggles. The goggles! They DON"T DO ANYTHING!!! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE THIS?!Last edited by Levenfish; 06-22-2012 at 10:22 AM.
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06-22-2012, 10:19 AM #204Page of Mind
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LydianManticore pestered ionianImperator at 10:15AM, 4/8
LM: bERNIE, HELP ME! HELP!
iI: You saw it too?
LM: i JUST GOT A WHITE ROBE AND SANDALS. mY SPECIBUS IS STILL A SWORD. bUT I'M PINNED!
iI: Well, we're nowhere near you. Sorry dude. Where's everyone else?
LM: tHEY'RE FIGHTING. i CAN'T TELL IF WE'RE WINNING.
iI: Well, then. FIGHT! FIGHT FOR... eh, screw it. Just fight.
>Bernard: So....?
Bernard Bartlett talked to Juliana Melinche at 10:17AM, 4/8
BB: So...
JM: Can you play that?
BB: Sorry, nope. I don't play an instrument. Well, piano a little, but it was mandatory on LoPaP.
JM: So you have no way to entertain me?
BB: Well, if I had a keyboard instead, I might be able to. If I even remember anything.
JM: Looks like our team's starting to move.
guillotinedTraceur pestered ionianImperator at 10:18AM, 4/8
gT: I sEe YoU.
iI: That's creepy.
gT: LoOk Up.
BB: Crap. Julia, do you see anything? Cirona says she can see us.
JM: I don't see....
JM: Is that a squid with a cowboy hat?
iI: Squid with a cowboy hat. That's you?!
gT: DoN't Be SiLlY. tHaT's XiNtAl.
iI: The squid's rising and... there are horns and another hat.
gT: ShE pLaYs FoR tHe HaTs.
iI: Wait, so she's a seadweller. But how are you staying down there?
gT: I'm GoOd At HoLdInG mY bReAtH.
iI: There's something dirty I could say about that, but I can't think what.
XP: Hello!
BB: Sup, your maaaajesty.
JM: Where's Cirona and Restil?
XP: Restil's on the bridge over there.
BB: I'll ask Lomak if he's seen him, then. And Cirona?
CK: Sup.
BB: HOLY... Don't do that, you scared... me....
JM: Um....
BB: Oh right. Void players....
XP: So... we gonna start this up or what?
CK: I think we'll go first, girl. Let's do this.Last edited by Levenfish; 06-22-2012 at 10:31 AM.
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06-22-2012, 07:03 PM #205Page of Mind
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Bernard Bartlett verbally sparred with Cirona Keates at 10:21AM, 4/8
BB: Hah! How adorable!
CK: What, dumbass?
BB: You have a little bow on your shirt. Are you visiting Skaia, little one? Did you get lost?
CK: Jealous? I can tie it to your hair if you want! Or strangle you with it.
CK: And look at you! This isn't LoLaG, and scarves for men went out of fashion a loooong time ago!
BB: A card? Really? What're you going to do, cut me a thousand times?
CK: I'd only need one. Nah, take a good look at this. This is the Emperor arcana. As in, I will own your ass like a boss!
BB: So you're a dude.
CK: Ok, now that's just mean. You gotta pay.
CK: Xintal! Let's do this!
XP: Sentry goin' up!
BB: Julia! Get the seatroll! I got this one!
CK: Baaaad choice. Let's DO THIS!
CK: Problem?
CK: ATTACK!
BB: Crap.
BB: Aww hell. I liked the scarf.
BB: Oh well. Two can play at that game.
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06-23-2012, 05:57 PM #206Page of Mind
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>Bernard: Incoming!
Bernard used Grit.
Cirona Keates taunted Bernard Bartlett at 10:24AM, 4/8
CK: I'm sorry, did that sting a little?
CK: Don't worry, you respawn here. You won't die. It'll just feel like it.
XP: Spy's sappin' ma... wait.
XP: Cirona! Help here?
CK: Hey, Julia! CATCH!
JM: Nope!
>Bernard: Attack now
Charge Cirona now, wonder at bullet reflection later.
CK: Holy SH—
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06-23-2012, 10:13 PM #207Page of Mind
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>Bernard: Holy crap that was a lucky shot
Xintal Peixes yelled at Juliana Melinche at 10:24AM, 4/8
XP: Cirona! You alright?
CK: No... No worries! I'll just... respawn.
XP: Julia! Dammit girl, stop moving! I haven't landed a single hit!
BB: Respawn?!
CK: See you in a... little while.
>Bernard: Must intercept
This'll be the only chance to take her prisoner.
Also, is she really going to suicide?!Last edited by Levenfish; 06-23-2012 at 10:16 PM.
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06-24-2012, 05:51 PM #208Page of Mind
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>Bernard: Denied!
Bernard Bartlett barked at Cirona Keates at 10:25AM, 4/8
BB: Ha! No rez for you!
BB: Julia! Secure her! Xintal! Take on someone your own size!
XP: Oh HELL NO! Alright then, bring it, human!
BB: HOOOOOOOOME RUUUUN!!!!
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06-24-2012, 08:58 PM #209Page of Mind
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>Bernard: Killstreak yet?
No, I technically only killed one so far.
Bernard Bartlett teased Cirona Keates at 10:26AM, 4/8
BB: So... What's up?
CK: Julia?
JM: We should let her respawn.
BB: I'm sorry, WHAT?!
JM: I said that we should—
BB: I heard you. I'm just wondering if you did.
BB: Why would we let her go? She's going to absolutely freaking destroy the rest of us. Well, maybe a few light players to replicate what you did, but still.
JM: Bernie, you're just going to have to trust me on this. We need to let her respawn.
CK: Listen to your matesprit, Bernie.
JM: Which one is that again?
BB: That's the one where I'm your boyfriend. Which I feel I'm not officially yet, by the way.
CK: Whatever. Just let me go.
JM: Bernie? Just... you just gotta trust me this one time.
BB: No, no, I trust you. You must have a reason.
BB: Just... Cirona?
BB: Uh, I'm over HERE. Where in... what're you looking at anyway?
JM: Yeah, what are you looking at?
CK: Nothing. Just let me go. Please.
BB: Please? That's a new one.
CK: Julia?
>Julia: Grab the head by the front and back, sharply twist 180 degrees.
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06-25-2012, 10:05 PM #210Page of Mind
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Bernard Bartlett interrogated Juliana Melinche at 10:28AM, 4/8
BB: Oh look, she left her card. Let's see if...
>Bernard: Attempt to summon the Emperor
NOPE.
BB: Guess it only works for her. I'll give it to her after this is over. Or when she comes looking for it. Either one.
BB: Ok, so explain. You had to have read her.
JM: Alright, just don't confront her with it, or she's liable to fly off the handle.
BB: When has she not?
JM: Fear. Lots of fear. And helplessness.
BB: Huh. That bad?
JM: I think she's partially blind.
BB: You think so, huh? Well, it'd explain what she was looking at.
JM: Guess her hair's styled that way for a reason.
BB: Can't she get it fixed?
JM: Maybe it's a thing she has. Doesn't want to fix it. Or some messed up stuff like that.
BB: Well, who even kn—
>Restil: Fire
"Sir, I do believe my iron sightless revolver just kept up with your sniper rifle.
But make nothing of it."
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06-26-2012, 12:34 AM #211Page of Mind
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"So Lumeros. Took you long enough."
"I truly am sorry, my dear! It took me quite a bit to finetune my powers. It's not simply touch and go, I'm afraid.
In any case, has your future self convinced you?"
"Yeah. I'm ready. Seer of space, correct?"
"You hit it on the spot, dear."
"Canst someone explain to me what exactly in the dickens is going on here?"
"Silence, my past self! All will become clear in time!"
When you, my past self, an extension of yours truly, enter this session in an earlier point in time, the beautiful lady over there and I shall help you get yourself established.
Then we shall bring you back to the world in order to cause the events that have transpired."
"Crap. I'm confused. Which one of you is the real one?"
"Both of us are, my dear!"
"I mean the current one."
"Time does not work that way, I'm afraid!"
"I must say, my good man, it's truly remarkable to see how the session has progressed!"
"Holy crap. Shut up. Both of you. Do you ALWAYS talk like this?!"
"Yeah. You... er, I will— wait, no, I got used to it?
Clarification?!"
"Must I? I'd prefer to proceed."
"Alright, fine. Gives me a headache anyway. So you two're heading back to when we start the session.
And where are we going, Lumeros?"
"We'll head back to grab our mutual companion the rogue of life, and we shall be heading to Chernigov.
There's very, very, very much which we must do at the right time and places if we are to create the Illuminati."Last edited by Levenfish; 06-26-2012 at 12:37 AM.
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>Bernard: Be petty
Bernard Bartlett pouted with Lomak Sharpash at 11:41AM, 4/8
BB: Well, I don't really care if they got the kills first!
BB: I DESIGNED THAT FUCKING THING. THEY SHOULDN'T GET TO USE IT.
LS: Bernie?! Shouldn't we be running?!
BB: Oh right. RUN!
LS: So how do we kill it?!
BB: We need armor penetration, fire resistance, and everyone needs to be fast as fuck!
LS: Any weaknesses?
BB: No! I never meant for it to have weaknesses! It's supposed to be an ungodly killing machine!
BB: I'm just wondering where they got the idea to use Bacojni as their super unit!
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>Bernard: Rage
Bernard Bartlett raged with Lomak Sharpash at 11:42AM, 4/8
BB: Of fucking course! Why didn't I see this coming?!
BB: Lomak, I'm not gonna lie. We're in a really bad situation.
LS: So about those fast pepole. Ah think ah count as one.
BB: Really? You up for it then?
LS: No.
BB: Well, that was completely helpful. It absolutely contributed to our not getting our asses handed to us on a silver platter. Want a fucking cookie?
JM: Bernie? What do we do?
BB: I have something of a plan.
BB: HEY. LISTEN UP!
BB: I NEED THE FASTEST PEOPLE YOU GOT. I NEED EVERY AGILE FIGHTER WITH HALF A BRAIN TO GET OVER HERE NOW!
BB: Alright, this... oh who am I kidding. We need 75 for this guy. This is only... 19.
BB: Alright! I'm not going to lie to you. We're kinda effed one way or the other. But this is our best shot.
BB: If it starts to crouch, get the hell away from it. It means it's about to fire grenades.
BB: It'll also use fire, so watch yourself.
BB: Other than that, just always keep on your toes. Let your guard down for a second, and you'll be back there waiting to rez.
BB: Any questions?
BB: No, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Any other, not completely stupid, ridiculous, and inanely useless questions?
BB: Alright then. Julia, shell the fuck out of that thing, I'll tell you when to stop. Let's do this!
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>Juliana: Inform Bernard of the situation
Ivoriedsentinel pestered ionianImperator at 11:54AM, 4/8
Is: We have a problem. Someone said there's a lot of Blacknet going on. They said you'd probably know what it means.
iI: Blacknet? Fuck me. Blacknet's what the void players use to hide themselves. It would explain why it's alone, though.
iI: Guess what Cirona happens to be?
Is: Is she good at it?
iI: How would I know. She's always charging in, scythes blazing. That girl wouldn't know subtlety if it hi—
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06-28-2012, 02:13 AM #215Page of Mind
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"Aiolos!"
"Hey baby. What's up?"
"This."
"Oh fuck me. Uh, not that. We should do that tonight, actually, but that's for later.
How long has she not been doing it?"
"From this? Two days, probably."
"Remind me to tell Tripis he's a fucking idiot. I don't care if they're moirails, I'M Cirona's commander, and I have the final say.
Tell him to get his ass out of whoever's bucket he's in right now. Tell him to meet us there, since he has to clean up his mess.
Cirona's a natural soldier. No more pills for her. Ever."
"Yeah, hi, is Tripis there?
Official 7th Legion business. Tell him it concerns his moirail."
"Yes hello, this is Lord Virken. Who is calling, may I ask?
Oh. Oh no. I shall have that remedied at once, sire. Concern yourself not.
For fuck's sake.... I just got off the phone with some pissed off seaslave. Cirona's been rather.... violent against the royals."
"I'm going to be honest, honey, I think I preferred it when she'd go out at night. No one ever said anything."
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06-28-2012, 12:05 PM #216Page of Mind
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"Damn it all, I knew I should've kept a better watch on her."
"And I should've asserted myself when I said she didn't need the drugs. She's never had it before, why start now?"
"Starvation and torture tend to do that to you."
"Right. Only ten days of torture need drugs, but working out beyond Derse for about a sweep, no, that's completely fine.
No, let's give her pills that probably won't work because she DOESN'T NEED THEM."
"Hey, fuck you. She has a breaking point, you know."
"And have you seen it?"
"I'm hoping I never will, which is why I bother to do half this shit in the first place!"
"Shut up! Both of you! You two sound like some bitchy old married couple!
We need to find Cirona, and hope she didn't do too much.
Aiolos, you'll need to deal with the royal. I have to look like the good cop."
"So what're we doing with her when we find her?"
"I know for a fact she's rather good friends with Chekov's kid, so she probably won't touch them.
But I'll probably have to talk to her about the others. Apparently she really hates Lena's kid. No, not a blackrom. Genuine enmity."
"I liked it better when she did nothing but train all day. Saved us a lot of trouble."
"Tripis, is that a new haircut?"
"Yes."
"You should get a refund."
"Velias did it for me...."
"Oh. Um....
OW. Sorry!"
"Heh. Never gets old."
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06-28-2012, 06:00 PM #217Page of Mind
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Is: Bernie? Bernie?!
Cirona Keates toyed with Bernard Bartlett at 11:55AM, 4/8
CK: Let's turn that off. Not like you'll need it!
BB: I can't... feel my legs. What the hell...
BB: Holy shit what the fuck HAPPENED to YOU?!
CK: So you know I've been up to?
CK: I got caught. Turns out when you kill half the team, the other half gets really, REALLY pissed.
CK: So it ended with me on my knees, surrounded by at least seven guys.
CK: They take turns going down on me. This one guy was a royal. He had this smile that I just wanted to— I just wanted to BREAK every single one of his polished, douchebag teeth.
CK: And another one. Guess what he was? Go on, guess! GUESS!
CK: Alright, fine. He was a cultist. So there I am, screaming, while he's whipping me, of all things, blathering on about how I'm a heretic, and I should be publicly humiliated and executed for blasphemy, and whatever other crap he went on about. He loved hearing himself sooo fucking much. I just wanted to reach up and feed him his own vocal cords.
CK: It's all that fuckass Makara's fault. He's had it out for me ever since I had my visions. But he's a hypocritical liar. There are thousands of prophecies written, and he STILL didn't see Tiamat coming!
CK: But I showed him! I LIVED. Everything LoSaC had to throw at me, and I just WRECKED all of it.
CK: Then Makara couldn't have me killed. I was a national hero. He wouldn't dare touch me!
CK: And now he's dead! And they're STILL after me! I swear, they probably think I'm the bomber!
BB: Well...
CK: So anyway, then they fucked up. This bastard with knives— his voice was grating, by the way, made me want to stab out my ears, not that they already didn't— He cut too deep. He was also the life player keeping me up, I should prolly mention. He wanted to see how far I'd go without getting healed. Guess he got too caught up to notice I'd respawned.
BB: So why are you... why are you telling me this?
CK: Because I'm on a job, obviously. So after I respawn, I tracked them down. I made sure they lived. I had a life player follow me around.
CK: So they're in a lot of pain right now. Still alive, though. Their life player currently has a spear up his ass, and I had his body heal around it. He ain't getting out for a while.
CK: Especially the cultist. They decide to kick me out, then they STILL come after me? No way I'm letting that shit fly. Same with the royal.
CK: So I went down on them. I drowned the seadweller in his own blood, and the cultist gets to be defiled by a heretic. The irony's sooo DELICIOUS.
BB: Defiled? For once, I don't want to know.
BB: So why me then?
CK: Because you tried to do the same.
BB: WHAT?! Ok, stop. When... when the fuck did I try to hit that?
CK: It would've led to it. Do you seriously think they'd leave a prisoner alone, especially when it's someone like me? Besides, you're the last one on the list, so I saved the best for last!
BB: Well, don't do anything to... to make them want to do that!
CK: But I'm talking to you because well... to be honest, you're kinda the only one I haven't killed yet. Lomak's over there, bleeding out, Restil said he got a pretty little headshot off of Julia. But then Restil got stepped on by Bacojni. Speaking of which, where did you get the idea for something like that?
CK: Whatever. Where's that duct tape... here it is!
BB: Cirona, what're y—
CK: But I'm just going to have to teach you to respect a girl. You don't hand her off to get beaten and stabbed.
CK: There. It'll help you stay quiet, so you can't call someone to bail you out early. Let's get this started.
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06-28-2012, 07:49 PM #218Page of Mind
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"Yeah hello, this is Lord Virken.
Yes, I took care of the problem. However, did your son also happen to mention how he was involved in torturing her?
Right, because half a minute spent beating the crap out of him clearly supersedes the half hour he spent carving smiles into her back!
Hmm, let me check. Huh. Strange.
Not a single fuck is being given that his blood is purple.
No, I don't care that it's sacrilege! What good is it for a royal if he can't do a single damn thing?!"
"Velias. You have to."
"I'm not lying."
"Girl, no one said you don't have to lie.
I'm just saying to not mention any of this.
Besides, you already did it. Kinda too late to turn your back on it now."
"I know, I know. Just..."
"This doesn't sit right with any of us. But we kinda have to go with it."
"Yeah, I sent some footage to your UI. Take a damned good look at it, then get back to me.
Pompous seaslave bastards.
Anyway, y'all got it?"
"Velias."
"Yeah. Fair chance he would've forgotten it even if I wasn't there. But I tipped it a little over.
He won't remember any of it. It'll still pop up in his dreams. I don't know anyone who can completely erase a memory. But Lena'll probably attribute it to what went down in March."
"And the others?"
"Svelko's kid wasn't close enough to see it. He was apparently bleeding out for a while. I actually kinda gave him amnesia too. He was even more over the edge than Bernie, and I think he would've repressed it anyway.
Chekov's kid and— you know who else was here? XINTAL."
"You... you gotta... No. Why am I surprised?"
"I know, right? Anyway, Restil, Xintal, and Julia have been sworn to secrecy. Just in case, I'm going to call Robert and tell him to talk it over with her."
"Ok, good. Tripis?"
"I shopped it. Bernard is now not on the battlefield not because he was busy getting destroyed, but because he got stepped on by Bacojni. Three times."
"Three times? That seems really... out there."
"Hey, it could happen. But yeah, he gets stepped on.
Not like it matters. Not like Lena even likes this stuff anyway."
"Aiolos."
"I know. Just don't say anything. As far as we're concerned, no one else knows.
Let's try to forget about this whole thing as fast as possible."
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>Cirona: Nothing happened.
Cirona Keates nonchalantly chatted with Bernard Bartlett at 4:24PM, 4/8
CK: So where's everyone else?
BB: I could ask you the same thing. Lomak got picked up a little early, and Julia left early too.
CK: Did she say anything?
BB: Said she needed to get some rest. I don't blame her. This stuff's intense! And your half?
CK: Xintal went off with Restil. You know, the usual.
BB: You know, I would think royals had their own people for—
CK: Yeah, they're deadbeats. I asked the very same thing.
BB: I don't blame them. So what're you staying for?
CK: Yeah, about that. I was wondering if you wanted to get something to eat with me.
BB: What.
CK: I wanted to apologize. And also cause Velias said I should get out more.
BB: You did something.
CK: What?
BB: No, you did something. I don't know about it yet. But I'm going to find out. Which is why you're suddenly warming up to me, so I don't get suspicious.
BB: But no. That's a terrible idea, and we both know that wouldn't happen. So you must be doing this to...
BB: You're doing it to get ammo to make Julia think I'm the type of guy that gets around.
BB: But no. That's ALSO a terrible idea. Julia, being the pulse girl, would instantly KNOW that you're leading me on to use it against me, and you... you also know that.
BB: So you're doing it to... get free food?
BB: But no. That's... again, a TERRIBLE idea. I mean, I don't recall you having paid for anything, but I've only seen you in that kind of thing once, which was that day at lunch, with the tacos and the eating contest, which I should mention did nothing to turn me off on Julia.
BB: So you must be doing this to...
CK: Have you considered that I was doing it to troll you?
BB: Well played.
CK: But no, so is that a yes or a no?
BB: Huh. Alright, fine. I don't have any clues yet, but I'll figure it out.
CK: Ok, now you're overestimating me. I don't do manipulative bitch.
BB: No, just the second part.
CK: Right... So that's a yes?
BB: Fine. It's a yes. Your choice. Where do you want to go?
guillotinedTraceur pestered CausticTrickster at 4:28PM, 4/8
gT: He DoEsN't ReMeMbEr, BuT hE's SuSpIcIoUs.
CT: Does He Think That You Might've Done Something?
gT: He ThInKs I'm BeInG nIcE tO tRoLl HiM.
CT: Ok, So He's Not Cynical. That's Good. Alright, Just Go With It.
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06-29-2012, 12:54 PM #220Page of Mind
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You've been reassigned.
Wait, what?! Where?!
High command asked me to loan some of my best soldiers over to Baron Robinson. Apparently there's a delicate situation over in Evanston.
Politics? No wait, let me ask again.
POLITICS?! Since when have we ever had to deal with the nobility anyway?!
Calm down. Like I said, it's delicate. Talematros and Lisphere are involved in this too. We're trying to keep it from the rest of the world.
There's a bio-terrorist in Evanston. Lisphere's been hit twice by this guy, and Talematros is afraid he'll come to them next.
Have you seen the pictures? This guy hit an ORPHANAGE. Seriously. Exactly the kind of scum that needs to burn in Hell.
Alright, so when do I get over there and crush that guy's face in?
Go right now, actually. Get to the directory, show them these papers. They'll send you to the right people, who'll debrief you on the specifics.
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06-29-2012, 06:09 PM #221Page of Mind
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In other news, the Goldsboro bomber is believed to be in Evanston, a rather large metropolis on the western bank of...
... the death toll is believed to be 178, including 98 orphans. All city blocks within a 10-mile radius has been quarantined. The area is still open to travelers, but they will not be allowed back out if they contract the virus, as well as being informed that their lives are in their own hands, and the police are not responsible for saving them.
The city has placed a call for all capable and willing warlocks specializing in biological or natural magic to assist in the effort. The infection's advance has been halted, but its airborne nature necessitates great measures to keep it from contaminating the rest of the city. Again, all capable and...
"I understand, but you can't simply—"
"Then there's nothing to talk about. I'm heading over to Evanston. I couldn't care less about whether you approve of it or not."
"I'm not saying I don't approve. But I can't simply send a kid a few hundred miles just to get revenge!"
"Then we have nothing more to talk about. Farewell, teacher."
"Dammit! Alexander Neal Geoffrey! GET BACK HERE! I've already lost half a dozen students! There is no way in HELL I'm losing another! ALEX!"
Sorry, sir. I'll come back. But first I'm going to kill that son of a bitch. For you, for Natalie, for Lisphere. No one crosses a warlock and gets away with it.
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Bernard Bartlett chatted with Rethiel Tarson at 9:34AM, 4/9
BB: So yeah. It was kinda weird. But yeah, I... I had a date with Cirona?
RT: Pffft. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
BB: Erm... Yeah. Anyway, so we grabbed some food, talked about... I can't remember, exactly. It was just vague, general stuff like news and raiding and stuff.
BB: I can't think of anything else to say.
RT: Do you think she lost a bet?
BB: I think she's up to something. Everyone else's been acting weird. I just know they're all up to something. I just need to know what.
BB: Anyway, you know the malls better than I do. Where do I need to go for a scarf?
RT: So why a scarf?
BB: I don't know. I feel like getting one.
BB: So how about this?
RT: It's nice, but it doesn't really go with your jacket. Speaking of which, you always wear that jacket. Why?
BB: It was a gift from my dad. Last gift before he died. There was a necklace that went with this, but I lost it back in March when the Remnant attacked.
RT: Oh. Um... Alright, let's keep looking. I'm sure we'll find one that matches.
RT: So I met someone!
BB: So what's... dammit, there needs to be a pronoun for both female and male.
RT: There probably is, but we don't know it. Anyway, it's a girl. Yellow blood, even brighter hair. She lives over in Serkara, so it takes a bit to get there.
BB: Oh. What does she do?
RT: She's a new make-up artist over at the studio. Which is weird, cause believe me, she doesn't need any!
BB: Still trying to figure out why I never saw you before. You work at the same place as my bro, but I've never seen you before.
RT: Well, I kinda stay low, you know.
BB: My head still kinda hurts from that day with the virus.
RT: Still? You should go get that checked.
BB: I was hoping it'd pass, but by this point, yeah, I think I'll need to visit a clinic. There's also a faint... no, it's not a hum that I hear, but it's just... I don't know. It's probably just the virus. I'll get checked later.
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Bernard Bartlett interrogated Lomak Sharpash at 1:42PM, 4/9
BB: WE HAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOU TALK.
LS: But ah don't see anyone with you.
BB: THAT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE....
BB: INVISIBLE.
LS: They are?
BB: This isn't working.
BB: Agh, fuck it.
BB: So y'all aren't up to anything?
LS: No, ah don't know anything.
BB: Cirona's been acting weird to me, and Julia seems distant. I genuinely think Cirona told her we're dating now or something.
LS: Are you?
BB: NO! If you bring that up again, I will smack you with an aluminum Christmas tree!
LS: What's Christmas?
BB: Excuse me for a moment.
>Bernard: Metaphysically raise eyebrows at the person typing your very thoughts
BB: Yeah, nothing.
LS: So why did Cirona say you two are dating?
BB: I didn't say that. I said she could've said that to Julia cause we went for dinner together after the arena. Speaking of which—
BB: YOU LEFT EARLY. WHY?!
LS: I don't know. Lady Svelko— err, Fleigh, asked me how I felt, then told me to spend the rest of the day doing whatever I wanted. So I went to Restil, but he wasn't there. So I went to Julia, and we watched the news and ate enchiladas.
BB: Coincidentally, that— I'm not sure if that's a coincidence. That's basically what Cirona and I did, but with tacos and fried rice.
LS: Do you think Restil and Xintal did the same?
BB: Lomak, don't bother yourself with what people do together. It's boring. And cause it's Xintal, it might get you hanged for treason.
LS: What?!
BB: I'm trying not to think of it.
LS: What would—
BB: Stop thinking.
LS: But—
BB: Quiet.
LS: Ah—
BB: MEH!Last edited by Levenfish; 07-01-2012 at 11:39 AM.
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07-01-2012, 11:39 AM #224Page of Mind
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Cirona Keates discussed with Bernard Bartlett at 2:21PM, 4/9
CK: Ok, you're here. Right. Velias gave me the go-ahead to give you another specibus. I need you to pick a ranged weapon.
BB: Uh, alright?
CK: The next boss for today's going to royally kick our asses. I know the last one was easy, but that was cause it was an example of how NOT to gear yourself.
BB: Why a melee class could set fire to the ground and probably end up burning himself is beyond me.
CK: But that's cause it was a mash-up of the next three bosses. Next two are all ranged. And Restil's the only ranged, and...
BB: What, you don't think the guy can handle himself?
CK: Let's be honest, those hunters weren't exactly all too hard. He just had to keep moving and heal himself with his fancy water spells. This one'll test his reactions;
CK: Which, according to Xintal, aren't exactly all that good.
BB: So you want me with him cause I can take a hit where he can't.
CK: I think the Dusk Striders are giving him a melee specibus too. I'd go up since I already have like, sixteen, but I'm better at melee than ranged.
BB: Alright. What'd you have in mind?
CK: If I could choose....
>Bernard: Acquired Pistolkind!
BB: This feels... different.
CK: It needs to be reloaded. The ammo's unlimited, obviously, but the clips aren't.
BB: Alright, why do we need a ranged again?
CK: Cause then the boss'll cast his worst spells on us.
BB: So instead, he's going to throw them at me.
CK: Think of it this way; if we get it in 5 tries, I'll buy dinner afterwards.
BB: For all of us?
CK: Maybe. Don't tell anyone else.
BB: You're weird.
CK: What, you don't like me?
BB: Goodness no! Whatever gave you that impression?!Last edited by Levenfish; 07-01-2012 at 07:23 PM.
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Aderas Niesal
It is believed that the session's originating world had something akin to gods, but those gods occurred naturally, instead of being a creation of Sburb. Aderas was supposedly one of those gods, though her or his exact role, if even applicable, is unknown. What is known, however, is that like... well, EVERYFUCKINGTHING else in the old world, they were killed.
Aderas Niesal (Scorpio's Psychosis Modifier)
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[Serket's Pride: Neeeeeeerdraaaaaaaage!!] (Destroy Iannas Carith.)
Bernard Bartlett quipped to Cirona Keates at 3:12PM, 4/9
BB: Seriously. Did everything die in the old world? Do we still even have one?
CK: No one really cares anymore.
BB: How is that an answer.
RG: It explains the lack of one.
BB: Thanks, genius.
CK: There's really nothing to do. The boss actually stands around most of the time. One catch is that when it warps, stop dps. It might switch with Bernie and then we'd be killing him. Not that I'd mind, but...
RG: Cirona.
CK: And that's terrible. Anyway, but that's about it. Dodge the missiles for us. Bernie, you'll be dodging that and near everything else.
BB: So basically I gotta carry all of you for this fight.
CK: Not tough enough?
BB: Oh real nice.
BB: Anyway, what's with the bonus achievement?
CK: No.
BB: How hard is it?
RG: Xintal asked that once, so I showed her.
RG: Well, stacking a house of cards isn't that difficult, really. Just needs the proper surface....
RG: That's the reaction I'm supposed to get, correct?Last edited by Levenfish; 07-01-2012 at 09:01 PM.
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