>Bernard: Engage in half-friendly banter
Bernard Bartlett snarked at Juliana Melinche at 9:51AM, 4/8
BB: This is boring, you said.
BB: We should do something exciting, you said.
BB: We didn't do anything fun yesterday, you said.
BB: We won't have to work, you said.
JM: And I was right. Neither Lomak nor I have to work.
BB: Dot dot dot.
BB: Whatever. Anyway, why am I in charge anyway?!
BB: HEY! YOU IDIOTS! WHY AM I IN CHARGE OF ALL PEOPLE?!
??: Quit raging. You said you've done this before.
BB: AS A GAME, NOT IN REAL LIFE, YOU IDIOT.
??: Well, whatever brah. First time for everything.
BB: Alright, who the fuck designed this thing anyway?
BB: There's no way for either side to get through.
BB: We can either fight uphill battles or get massacred wholesale in the river.
BB: I don't suppose we get anything like air support?
LS: How deep is the river? If it's water on water, does it count if we get shot with water under water?
BB: Oh. Lomak, you're a genius. So that's what they intended.
JM: Isn't Xintal a seadweller?
BB: Is she any good?
JM: Cirona said this is her favorite game to play.
BB: We're soooooooo screwed.