You Just Exploded.

**GiovanH** · 02-27-2012, 09:52 PM

Anzu: Be incredibly critical to the plot and the importance of this day

**GiovanH** · 02-27-2012, 09:53 PM

Also, You Just Exploded

**Naristar** · 02-28-2012, 12:45 AM

scream that might get the bakers attention

**GiovanH** · 02-28-2012, 10:50 AM

Capera: Realise that you are a ghost

**shores79** · 02-28-2012, 06:53 PM

==> Capera: Realise that you are a ghost

Nevermind, you're Capera again.

➔➔➤ Ɨ'm human! ¥ɇss! Human human human! Ɉussŧ łøøk aŧ mɏ nɇ-

Suddenly you hear a horrible generic squealing noise behind you.

==> Check to see if anyone is near you.

You use your human-like lack of a neck to look behind you for the source of the noi-

holy shit it's the dead guy.

You thought he wasn't dead. Last time you checked.

**GiovanH** · 02-28-2012, 07:34 PM

Anzu: Examine the unique item that Capera gave you ( and only capera could give you ) as payment, as part of a pre-arranged plan.
Capera: Be repulsed with your humanity

I made a thing.

**shores79** · 02-29-2012, 03:07 PM

==> Anzu: Examine the unique item that Capera gave you ( and only capera could give you ) as payment, as part of a pre-arranged plan.

This thing is sO amazingly shitty amazing I am having a hard time even hOlding it

**abstractZoology** · 02-29-2012, 07:34 PM

Originally Posted by GiovanH

Also, just out of curiosity, what kind of tablet is being used for this?

What tablet?

**GiovanH** · 02-29-2012, 07:40 PM

Originally Posted by abstractZoology

What tablet?

I asked you first.

**abstractZoology** · 02-29-2012, 07:52 PM

Originally Posted by GiovanH

I asked you first.

I see no tablet, and frankly it is hard to imagine there ever was a tablet.

**GiovanH** · 02-29-2012, 08:35 PM

Originally Posted by abstractZoology

I see no tablet, and frankly it is hard to imagine there ever was a tablet.

That's one incredibly tablet-like mouse you have there.

**shores79** · 03-01-2012, 06:15 PM

==> Anzu: Be incredibly critical to the plot and the importance of this day

==> Random Lowblood Wandering Through Forest: Stumble across scene

This goes on for quite a while before it's interrupted by a random lowblood wandering through the forest.

Capera: ➔➔➤ ￦hɏ ɨss Ȼørvuss ssuddɇnłɏ a gɨrłʡ

**Naristar** · 03-01-2012, 06:31 PM

Sudden girl Scream seeing two dead guys conversing int he woods!!

Also, be nammed Cheshi Smirks

**shores79** · 03-03-2012, 06:48 PM

==> Sudden girl Scream seeing two dead guys conversing int he woods!! Also, be nammed Cheshi Smirks

You have no idea why you would do that, as it is completely normal. Everyone is dead here, including you.
That's a normal occurrence here, and you would definitely not freak out over it. Okay maybe that one time but the watermelon was actually terrifying!

Also your namm is Cheshi Smirks, apperently.

Anzu Cheshi: Be incredibly critical to the plot and the importance of this day

As was mentioned before, several times, in fact, today is incredibly important. Everyone is going to have a tea party! And it's going to be great! At that tea party, something so incredible is going to happen, that it will change the world forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever! You know this because you're with Death. You're also giving out invitations.

You greet the trolls and show them the invitation. You ask if they were supposed to get one and they say yes. You ask them to prove it an- oh god what are they doing.

==>

Bad! Bad! No sharp things! Put that away!

**shores79** · 03-04-2012, 06:48 PM

Originally Posted by GiovanH

I made a thing.

Dude... I need to use that in my signature. Do you mind if I do that?

**Naristar** · 03-04-2012, 07:08 PM

slap the purple text guy

**GiovanH** · 03-04-2012, 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by shores79

Dude... I need to use that in my signature. Do you mind if I do that?

Of course you can! I didn't make it so it could never be used by anyone. (( if it's too big for a sig tell me ))

**shores79** · 03-09-2012, 10:27 PM

==>

This scene is far too graphic to display. So instead we'll show you this image of an adorable brick.

Brought you you by B.R.I.C.K: Brick, Brick, Brick, Briiick, Brick, Brick, Brick, It's Fun. (honk)

> Anzu: Slap the purple text guy

You fail at slapping the purple text guy because you lost your slapping arm in the previous, extremely graphic, scene.

Instead, the purple text guy slaps you sticks a knife in your shoulder.

==>

**HighwayWizard** · 03-10-2012, 04:02 AM

>THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.
>Plurple-text guy: behead Anzu.
>Quickening: Happen.

**Naristar** · 03-10-2012, 04:23 AM

Cheshi come back to life and Kick there asses, you may be dead already but that doesn't give these assholes the right to kill you again!!
also denie them access to the tea party

**GiovanH** · 03-10-2012, 03:22 PM

Anzu: Realise you are a mutant greenblood and therefore lower than the blueblood you just murdered on two levels.

**shores79** · 03-10-2012, 07:21 PM

> Anzu: Realise you are a mutant greenblood and therefore lower than the blueblood you just murdered on two levels.

Mutantblood? You are not a mutantblood. Do you LOOK like you have fins? The only mutantblood here is this crapass seadweller.

You think maybe the voices in your head don't know how things work around here.

The hemospectrum here is different than the one on Alternia. Being a neon green-blood you are one of the highest bloods. The only bloods higher than you are dark grey or indigo. Indigo is as high as you can get on this hemospectrum. Not counting red but redbloods are practically nonexistant. There's only one known living redblood. Anyway. Right under you is light grey, then blue, then teal. Seadwellers are considered the mutants. Not you. Also your hemospectrum consists of any colour that is not seadwellers. There's actually a lot more to the hemospectrum than what you just said but you can't really think right now what with having at least two bbbbbb- LARGE METAL CUP fulls of your own blood on the ground. And also you're still not high.

>THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.

THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD ARE RIGHT! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

==>

This. Is possibly the most BRILLIANT plan you'd ever had! It's foolproof!

The guard at the building where the tea party is stops you at the gate and asks you to give him your invitation.

Predictably, you were escorted off of the premises by a boot. However, you are determined to get back in. No matter how much bodily harm it causes you.

**GiovanH** · 03-11-2012, 01:18 PM

All that hemospectrum stuff anzu said: Be complete nonsense from an insane mutantblood troll

**shores79** · 03-19-2012, 12:39 PM

==> Continue on arrows

You do that. You and the other one decide to not give up. You consider the implications of explosives. And decide that it's a good idea. However, you do not have any explosives to detonate! All you have is this weird shaving cream that you think is delicious. But you doubt it's explosive or flammable at all. Only delicious. You also made the false moustache out of this stuff. It has a million and three uses. You counted.

**GiovanH** · 03-19-2012, 01:26 PM

I have a chipmunk and some pens you can borrow, if you'd like.

Meanwhile, [S]: Engage in shenanigans involving one person entering, digging a tunnel out, and letting the other in.

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