You Just Exploded.

[shores79]

You just exploded.
You don't have any idea why.
But you think there were weasels involved.
There's a lot of poorly drawn fire in this general area.
You are also dead.
All of this is normal for you.

Oh, also, you have a kiwi on your head.

What will you do?

[PersonPerson]

Find a nice hat for the kiwi to go along with it's bow tie.

[Naristar]

punch the Kiwi assert dominance

[Vapizealt]

YOU ARE ON FIRE
BOOGIE ON DOWN STOP DROP ROLL

[GiovanH]

Mysterious Kiwi-wearing troll: Move hand to reveal symbol
also why are you wearing a tux?

[shores79]

Find a nice hat for the kiwi to go along with it's bow tie.

punch the Kiwi assert dominance

What kiwi? All you see here is a cup-hat fez

Also, you make a note to murder the artist for drawing you so poorly.

Also... to repair the fourth wall...

Mysterious Kiwi-wearing troll: Move hand to reveal symbol
also why are you wearing a tux?

Can't do that. Too busy being dead.

You're wearing a tux because tuxes are cool.

[GiovanH]

Attempt this again, but also Shores79: Repair the fourth wall in a suitable artistic style.

And dead trolls can flail, stand, and have kiwis disappear never have been on their heads now, apparently.

[PersonPerson]

How did you die? Do a flashbacky thing. Unless that''s reserved for later... Instead do what Vapizealt said.

[GiovanH]

Also Mysterious Troll: Boycott overdone MSPA jokes.

(( Also, can I mirror this on the MSPA Fan Adventures site? I'd be happy to. ))

[shores79]

> YOU ARE ON FIRE
BOOGIE ON DOWN STOP DROP ROLL



But there's a perfectly dangerous pirhana-infested lake right over there.

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> How did you die? Do a flashbacky thing. Unless that''s reserved for later... Instead do what Vapizealt said.

You have no idea.

WAIT! IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO YOU!



You were out gathering pixie organs and all of a sudden you were in the mouth of a giant space pirate weasel that was also being easten by a whale. You tried to get yourself free of it's pincers but you were no match for it! It sent it's army of butterflies from it's stomach to digest you and then it swallowed you THE END!

[GiovanH]

>Dive into lake
>Miss and hit the ground head-first

[Blizz98]

>Roll around in Pirhana Waters.

[PersonPerson]

-clap clap clap- Okay, more questions, what's the purple x on your eye from? What's the brown thing on your head?

[GiovanH]

>While doing other things, reveal symbol and blood color, and possibly name.
>Be named Deluise/Cupcakes

[Kíeros]

> Rate the coolness of your fez.

[shores79]

-clap clap clap- Okay, more questions, what's the purple x on your eye from? What's the brown thing on your head?

No! No more questions! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M A VERY BUSY PERSON AND I HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY!

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>While doing other things, reveal symbol and blood color, and possibly name.

>Dive into lake
>Miss and hit the ground head-first

>Roll around in Pirhana Waters.



You are Capera Becrux. A sea-dweller troll. You haven't worn your symbol in quite some time. Probably since you DIED. You are currently ROLLING AROUND IN THE MUD AND SQUEALING LIKE A PIG. This is so very fun you completely forgot about that INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT thing that was going to happen today. Not that you would have even cared. You have a variety of interests, most of which have to do with STABBING and MURDERING. You also spend a lot of time SLEEPING. Actually you've been known to be rather LAZY. Also INSANE. INSANE is a thing you most definitely are. Your TrollTag is AquaticImpalement, and you tend to ➔➔➤ ɨmpałɇ ɏøur łɇŧŧɇrss upøn pøłɇss. As was previously mentioned, today is INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT. You'll probably remember why after you're done here... maybe...
You could say more, but you're just having too much fun!

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>Be named Deluise/Cupcakes




N0, y0u cAN't be me.

1'm t00 busy N0t be1Ng deAd.

[GiovanH]

Deluise: Stop answering me through the fourth wall and make sure you set a timer so your cupcakes don't burn
Capera: Attempt the lifey thing so you can stop being dead
Finbeast: Jump
Fire: Apparently be gone
Shores79: Give me written permission to mirror the adventure on the forums so people don't question me doing this, like I'm positive they will, because no one trusts pesterchum anymore.
Strange pink flower: React

Also, just out of curiosity, what kind of tablet is being used for this?

[PersonPerson]

fine then. make sure your suit is clean after you're done. [but when we CAN be deluise i want to see her have a tea party]

[GiovanH]

Also, are you SURE you're not named Cupcakes?

[moof]

deluise: finish baking shrinkydinks

[shores79]

> Deluise: Stop answering me through the fourth wall and make sure you set a timer so your cupcakes don't burn



WhAt f0urth wAll?

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Meanwhilst.

==> Finbeast: Jump




Capera: ➔➔➤ ɸh sshɨŧ!


==> Strange pink flower: React



This...



Is completely normal for you.

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Also yes Giovan. You can mirror this.

[Naristar]

dead guy: having been eaten by that fish a bit ago fight from the inside of the flower

[shores79]

dead guy: having been eaten by that fish a bit ago fight from the inside of the flower

You are now Anzu. You're in a giant flower. There's not much more to be said about that, really.

[GiovanH]

Random Lowblood Wandering Through Forest: Stumble across scene

Also, You Just Exploded.

[Elianabeth]

Check to see if anyone is near you.