Today is your thirty-third birthday!
> Enter name.
Your name is NOMOR.
Today is very exciting for you. Your best friend MR REGNA just came by and dropped off your very first DOG. You have never had a dog before, and this is the first time you have ever had a dog. You have waited for this moment for FIFTEEN YEARS. Also, you live in a house.
> Erat, God.
You take your dog outside and he stares at you for a while. He's pretty fucking awesome.