DOGSTUCK (stylistic incontinency, the sburbventure)

[Fish]

Today is your thirty-third birthday!

> Enter name.



Your name is NOMOR.

Today is very exciting for you. Your best friend MR REGNA just came by and dropped off your very first DOG. You have never had a dog before, and this is the first time you have ever had a dog. You have waited for this moment for FIFTEEN YEARS. Also, you live in a house.

> Erat, God.



You take your dog outside and he stares at you for a while. He's pretty fucking awesome.

[Naristar]

((Is this dyslexic on perpose?))

go for a walk

[HighwayWizard]

>Dog: Secretly be a goldfish. Begin dying because goldfish can't breathe air. What were you even doing on land, you're a goldfish, goldfish can't breathe on land. Stop that.

[PersonPerson]

Nomor: Put clothes on.

[Fish]

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IM SORRY GUYS I TOOLK SO LONG TO DO GET THIS
MY COMPUTER BROKE AND SO I HAD TO USE THE LIBRARY FOR THIS
MY PARENTS WHONT BUY A NEW ONE

> Go for a walk.

You retrieve your leash and start going on a walk.

Or you would.

But you are too busy putting clothes on!



You go on that walk anyways.



Ahead of you is a lake, a bluff, and some distant mountains. Where do you go?

[Naristar]

Moutains! the dog wants snow

[PersonPerson]

Distant Mountains

[Fish]

> Head for the mountains.



You follow the path down into some sort of valley. You've never come this way, though that may have something to do with your intense stupidity.

It turns out that you have to go past the lake anyways. There is a duck.

[PersonPerson]

Dog: catch duck and kill it

[Misceo]

Befriend duck.

[Fish]

> Dog: Catch duck and kill it.





Your dog is afraid of the duck, Nomor!

> Befriend duck.



You yell to the duck.



The duck is flying towards you at high speed.

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WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN?1?1?!?!!?!?!?!1111

[PersonPerson]

The duck hits you in the face.

[Naristar]

oh look it wants to be friends.....Kill it!!!

[Absinnu]

The duck offers you some delicious lake plant!

[Fish]

> Face: Collide with duck.



You fail to duck the pun.

[Fish]

You die.

(KARMA)

[PersonPerson]

Duck faces are fatal.
Anywho. Dog: eat the dead man's flesh

[Fish]

You have no means of controlling the dog! You are DEAD.



Continue game?

[PersonPerson]

Continue.

[Tank the Avengineer]

Use Undo, and then Facecraft: Penultimate Backwards Crane of Protection, Mark II

[Fish]

> Use Undo, and then Facecraft: Penultimate Backwards Crane of Protection, Mark II.

it doesnt loop chumppmunich

You use your last remaining LATENT PSYCHIC POWERS to swiftly mash all the buttons.

You have been returned to life as MARK.



Unfortunately, the crane aspect of this command has killed you.

> Continue.



You are a duck. You have just defeated a human with your weighty keelbone. You had some pond weed, but you lost it.

What will you do?

[Tank the Avengineer]

Duck: Locate pond weed, smoke and hope you don't get caught by the police.

[PersonPerson]

That ^

[Fish]

> Duck: Locate pond weed, smoke and hope you don't get caught by the police.



YOU FOUND IT.

You don't know where to get fire, though. Perhaps a quest is in order?

[PersonPerson]

Set a forest on fire. There might be enough then.