Maybe you closed any MSPAF tabs/browser/computer went fnarg I'm surprised nobody's flipped their shit over Soverufio, the closest someones gotten is comparing it to a troll
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Re: The Great Dersite Meowcat Hunt
Originally Posted by kholhaus
SOMEONE GET DRILLGORG
I mean seriously guys this should
be Threaddiquette 101.
(get it
cause 101)
Ahhh. I get it. Cause 101.
Originally Posted by Murder
I'm thinking Roxy will get bumped out and return back to the window she jumped in.
But, why isn't she appearing in Dirk's room?
This make no sense.
It will all make sense in good time. Probably.
Fun fact: You and everybody you know is Nepeta. And over 70% water.
Hey! There's a pear in here:
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Then real sigquotes.
Originally Posted by CyanCat
Originally Posted by TimelessGallifreyan
If he can grow extra arms, why can't he grow extra knives?
For the sake of the forum hivemind's good dreams?
And in case Hussie can die in-comic from knife wounds?
If those aren't good enough justifications then yes, why can't he also grow extra knives.
Originally Posted by Conspicuous
Originally Posted by killerlamb
i think there needs to be an update soon
Don't jinx it, killerlamb.
Andrew is always watching.
Always.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
perverted selfcest fantasies
Originally Posted by Cerelan
Originally Posted by Kíeros
Originally Posted by mutputSeven
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
Originally Posted by Action Sandwich
ah, I had forgotten about her being able to go into the sun. that does make it seem like she's been that way all along, which is honestly more interesting I suppose! it would be pretty interesting if it were caused by Karkat though-his power would then be explained as turning people into space vampires by kissing them. also when Karkat goes god tier WV needs to go, BOY. DO THE BLOODY THING.
i think that might've been a doomed timeline karkat. BUT I AGREE I HAVE BEEN SAYING THE BLOODY THING FROM THE START
The bloody thing is probably why all the God Tier Karkats are dead.
The bloody thing: You explode in a shower of blood, and everything your blood touches explodes in a shower of blood, and so on? That would kill Karkats fast. And be awesome.
Like... bloody nuclear fission?
Oh.. ugh
Originally Posted by Action Sandwich
i think that might've been a doomed timeline karkat. BUT I AGREE I HAVE BEEN SAYING THE BLOODY THING FROM THE START
high five!
The bloody thing is probably why all the God Tier Karkats are dead.
CG: OH THIS IS FANTASTIC.
CG: SO MY GOD TIER POWER IS
CG: I CAN SHOOT ALL MY BLOOD OUT OF MY ARTERIES AT SOMEONE
CG: AND THEN DIE.
CG: GOD TIER IS JUST SO FUCKING AMAZING GUYS, REAL HAPPY I FINALLY MADE IT HERE.
TG: dude its karma, that is what is happening here
CG: SHUT THE FUCK UP STRIDER OR I WILL EAT YOUR CAPE
edit-ninja'd!
Originally Posted by wrinklefudger
I am calling it now. In comic hussie is shot. No updates for a week. A mod/music team member tells us that hussie killed himself irl. We mourn his loss. There is a public funeral. Fans pay their respects. He bursts out of the coffin. "April fools fucktards!"
Maybe you closed any MSPAF tabs/browser/computer went fnarg I'm surprised nobody's flipped their shit over Soverufio, the closest someones gotten is comparing it to a troll
And then the Dersites will come pouring in after her.
Click below for Dancin' Lil' Seb, The WV Folder and other stuff. VV Do it. VV
VV Dream Bubble Speculation VV
20:45 recalcitrantIre: ok heres my crack theory
20:45 recalcitrantIre: dreambubbles are part of a horrorterrors reproductive system
20:45 recalcitrantIre: they made them more accessible because they're getting killed off
20:46 Karp: so...by the kids dying...are they...fertilizing them?
20:46 Kroked: yeeesh
20:46 Kroked: maybe they're the semen?
20:46 Kroked: wait
20:47 Velmen: No wonder we have all these doomed timelines
20:47 Velmen: it all makes sense now
20:47 Velmen: recal
20:47 Velmen: You genius
20:47 Kroked im not sure
20:47 Velmen: basically
20:47 Flikr: The bubbles are clearly the eggs
20:47 Velmen: dreambubbles are a part of a horrorterrors reproductive system
20:47 Velmen: they made them more accessible because they're getting killed off
20:48 Flikr: Dead people grow into horrorterrors
20:48 VC-Phone: Interesting theory. Very much so.
20:48 Velmen: Kroked maybe they're the semen?
20:48 recalcitrantIre: Aradia's thousands of doomed timelines
20:48 recalcitrantIre: were like
20:48 Velmen: offshoots are necessary
20:48 recalcitrantIre: yup
20:48 Velmen: because of fertilization
20:49 Velmen: trufaxx right here
Wait... So... Roxy will get a Problem Sleuth-styled Monster Boss Fight? She better have some candies handy.
Her entire modus is full of vodka which is what she uses to replenish health. She also has a laser cannon, which is a damn sight more powerful than a regular gun
I'm not so sure the Dersites will follow Roxy through the window. It'll probably be something more like, "Well, she's gone. Who wants some cat?"
That reminds me: why doesn't she just give them some pumpkins to eat?
She clearly has them in surplus, and even if they did eat all of them she could appearify some of Jake's.
ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?
Originally Posted by A Salad
Originally Posted by Protoman
Tavros can commune with animals.
Equius is STRONG.
Vriska can control people's minds.
Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.
Karkat has shoosh pap.
Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.
Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm
Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.
Originally Posted by curiousTerminal
Originally Posted by Trapezoid
FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.
(It keeps pappening?)
Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.
So Sollux is a lesbian?
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by rufuslynx
Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.
So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.
Originally Posted by Yrr
Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.
Originally Posted by Tirgo
Originally Posted by IPadDoodler
Why is everybody shipping each other?
pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.
Originally Posted by Andrew
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Andrew
The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.
Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.
I will deny this happened to my grave.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.
This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.
Originally Posted by safetyboots
Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.
Originally Posted by Andrew
I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.
Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.
Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale
I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.
This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?
I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.
This will make for an interesting party later today.
Originally Posted by General-jwj
I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/
Barbarian!
Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring
Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.
Originally Posted by Greyscale
Originally Posted by Legendary
Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.
That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Vanymstorm
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Vanymstorm
His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.
Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by kmsumrall
I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.
I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.
A++ would chainsaw again
Originally Posted by PumpkinMan
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.
Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.
He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.
Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition
I don't think you guys understand.
There's a fucking diamond in that translation.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Asphodel
Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb
every time
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by deathsbuddy
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)
I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.
It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.
...
oh my god
Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she
Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U
George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist
This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.
I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?
THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Kaleb702
It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.
It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?
I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.
Originally Posted by M41C3LPH
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl
Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?
No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible
In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.
Originally Posted by Wacom Guy
Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?
The same way I felt about Notch's beard.
PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.
That reminds me: why doesn't she just give them some pumpkins to eat?
She clearly has them in surplus, and even if they did eat all of them she could appearify some of Jake's.
That reminds me: why doesn't she just give them some pumpkins to eat?
She clearly has them in surplus, and even if they did eat all of them she could appearify some of Jake's.
Considering they're eating cats, that means they're like AR, who exclusively ate meat, not like WV, who exclusively ate non-meat (including chalk and uranium, rocks)
SIGQUOTES!
Originally Posted by Andrew
Really the best thing about the smirk is that it demonstrates that literally a single pixel can serve as shipping fuel.
It was worth it for that scientific demonstration alone.
Originally Posted by Metaflare
BEHOLD ME, AND I'LL BEHOLD YOU
ROOOOOBEMOOOOOON
GOTTA BEHOLD THEM ALL
ROBEMON
Originally Posted by Maydame
Eridan sits in a douchecanoe on the river Douche, sipping a tall cool glass of douchejuice while he douchemongers, true story
Originally Posted by oogley
In Biology, we mated by putting all of our "genes" in bucket. I was written up for laughing so hard, and "over usage of the phrase incestuous slurry"
That reminds me: why doesn't she just give them some pumpkins to eat?
She clearly has them in surplus, and even if they did eat all of them she could appearify some of Jake's.
Kanaya: You ascend to a new God Tier, ASS of ASTRAEA. Everyone becomes dizzy by the sheer magnificitude of your derriere's deification.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Also fuck I love you all.
I feel so loved.
;_;
Shut the hell up.
I WILL FIGHT YOU
Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre
Dirkbot (thats a much better name for it) wants to do the full yaoi, Jake misunderstands and piledrives him into a table covered in Japanese DVDs
Originally Posted by shinyjiggly
So... cottoncondy is a ship now? *doesn't actually follow ships that much*
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Post counts are like cup sizes: those with smaller ones feel inadequate and wish they were larger, while those with large ones feel that people don't look past the size and see them for who they are.
/profound
Originally Posted by Githe
TG: what hopen?
TT: Somebody set us up the Tumor. (sic)
EB: we get signal.
TG: what
EB: main screen turn on.
TG: its you
CG: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN FUCKWADS.
CG: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
CG: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
TG: what you say
CG: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
CG: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
EB: captain?
TG: take off every 'zig'
TG: you know what you doing
TG: move 'zig'
TG: for gr34t just1c3
TG: fuck i mean great justice
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
Originally Posted by Conspicuous
She wears an orange jumpsuit. Orange!
She loses fashion by default.
This is truly why her death was just.
Originally Posted by Destruction Dragon 360
I AM SHORTER THAN YOU PREPARE FOR IMMINENT HUGGIFICATION
WERROO WERROO WERROO TARGET LOCKED PREPARE THE HUGPEDOES
Originally Posted by Karp
Rose's hips and and HIC's hips will engage in a hip-off to determine dominance.
The winners? Us.
Originally Posted by Karp
Sburb should really just be a Tony Hawk game, honestly. To reach god tier, you'd have to do a McTwist on your quest halfpipe.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Originally Posted by Zaprika
You can have sad glomps! It gives the reunion more energy, a tearful glomp, a moment of shock from glomp reciver, and then a slow rertun of the hug, then deep sad huggy moment. It's cuter that way.
(Yes I watch a lot of Anime)
I would never have guessed.
Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan
Kanaya's skin is phosphorous and thus gives off light, which means her butt gives off light, and Rose is a Seer of Light, thus it stands to reason that Rose sees Kanaya's butt.
LOGIC.
How do you know if someone is interested in you?
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
When you wake up in the middle of the night and they're standing over you watching you sleep, only to disappear with a flash of lightning and a gust of wind from outside your window. The shadows on the wall will rearrange and spell out "So-and-so is iiiiinterested in you..." and all the dogs in your neighborhood will start to howl as the power goes out. Take your socks of and put them on inside out on the opposite feet, and sleep with three pillows under your head while covered with a deep purple bedsheet. If you follow these steps exactly, then the person in question will ask you out the next day.
And once again, I shall iterate that I believe that, with no other portal to exit from (assuming that Dirk doesn't plug it in and cause them both to meet and, as per established rules for FW travel, make the trip a bit longer), she will end up in Jade's room, assuming the wall hasn't been misplaced.
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Originally Posted by memento vivere
It wouldn't be Homestuck without people pounding Occam's Razor into a fine powder, and then pissing on it.
Originally Posted by orangenelly
Jake is now a recolored Robin.
CANON
Originally Posted by random anon on TMNT: The Manga
**This brings me back** ...yea you guys are old. Now I don't know to react to this type of manga, should you guys read it and go "Nope, no, NOOOOO!!! THAT'S NOT HOW THE STORY GOES!" Or "YAY! My favorite children cartoon continue... In a way" or maybe the "Fufufufu I'll one up you with my own version of 'Mister Roger's Neigbhorhood: The Anime' starring giant robots."