An Experiment in Mafia (4/16) - D7 - Hypothesis Refuted. MAFIA VICTORY
Welcome to An Experiment in Mafia, a clusterfuck mafia game mafia game with a lot of power roles going at each other that will most probably not make you go "WTF we're all going to die!!!" at any point, but might serve as a moderately entertaining passtime. I have no idea how balanced my setting is, but hopefully it will be fun for everyone involved. Power roles are fun, right? Everyone likes power roles!
So everyone gets one of those, no exceptions
But not allignment-changing roles because everyone hates those.
There will also be flavor.
Shamelessly copy-pasted slightly edited rules.
1. Don't massclaim, it's not fun, but you know this already.
2. Days are 120 hours long, nights are 48 hours long, and will be delayed for no longer than 24 hours in case of unsent night actions.
3. Votes carry more weight then regular words, and should be BOLDED. Colors, italics, underline, huge letters, etc. are allowed if you want to get stylish
6. No talking about the game outside of the thread or your QT
7. No editing or deleting posts, not even to make some super minor spelling or format corrections. It's better to just double-post with your fixes. Disobeying this rule with result in a swift and merciless modkill.
8. No sharing quicktopics, they may contain embarassing information about your personal life or something.
9. If you're not going to play the game. DO NOT JOIN IT. No one likes lurkers, that's right, no one.
10. There will be no jesters in this setting, they punish town for doing what they're supposed to.
11. No posting during the night, unless it's your BLUH post. Refusal to accept this will be dealt with on a case-by-case basis.
12. You are entitled to one BLUH post when you die. It may not contain any important information about the game.
13. There may or may not be multiple parties.
14. If you are modkilled and you are town, day ends. If you are modkilled and you are mafia, day continues. Being modkilled hurts your faction.
15. This is the most important rule, PLAY TO WIN. Your goal is not to survive at all costs (unless your role specifies so, of course), it is for your faction to win.
16. This is my 1st shot at doing this, I may suck, and I may screw up repeatedly, do not hesitate to point out these screwups.
Paranoia will be co-moding this so I'm less likely to die.
Player list: 1- SomeGuyNamedDavid Town Non-Standard Cop
2- shudder 3- seastormjt - Town Judge 4- MathGirl277 Town Vanisher 5- El Ninja Monkey Third Party Survivor
6- armoredSkunk 7- Laset Mafia Demolitionist 8- nickelangelo Eidolonic Town Bodyguard
9- Queztotz 10- Fragowump Town Item Relay
11- Jacquerel
12- Doofaeus Aloop
13- Potato Panic Palamedes
14- Mirdini
15- Namboto 16- GenetiXientist Crilly - Town Unautonomous Rolecop
NOTICE: Please please please do not call me Mathy or Mathie. I dunno, they just feel sort of condescending. You can call me by an assortment of other things, however.
Read this wonderful story by the wonderful Menek:
It's Sigquote Time:
Originally Posted by Slayer0
Originally Posted by Solaris
Here it is. The best post in Dersehunt.
Originally Posted by IRC
[21:59] <Deceptive> oh man math is gone
[22:00] <Deceptive> pretty sure math is integral to the universe
[22:00] <Deceptive> so basicly
[22:00] <Deceptive> we're fucked
[22:00] <Deceptive> which i could say it was nice knowing you all
[22:00] <Deceptive> but eh, we played mafia together
[22:00] <Deceptive> enough said
[22:02] <Jacquerel> mathia
...
[22:02] <Jacquerel> the natural numbers versus the unholy /negatives/
[22:03] <Jacquerel> I obliterate Mirdini as -3
We still need nine more players. This looks like it will be a fun little smallish game, but we do need enough people to do so.
NOTICE: Please please please do not call me Mathy or Mathie. I dunno, they just feel sort of condescending. You can call me by an assortment of other things, however.
Read this wonderful story by the wonderful Menek:
It's Sigquote Time:
Originally Posted by Slayer0
Originally Posted by Solaris
Here it is. The best post in Dersehunt.
Originally Posted by IRC
[21:59] <Deceptive> oh man math is gone
[22:00] <Deceptive> pretty sure math is integral to the universe
[22:00] <Deceptive> so basicly
[22:00] <Deceptive> we're fucked
[22:00] <Deceptive> which i could say it was nice knowing you all
[22:00] <Deceptive> but eh, we played mafia together
[22:00] <Deceptive> enough said
[22:02] <Jacquerel> mathia
...
[22:02] <Jacquerel> the natural numbers versus the unholy /negatives/
[22:03] <Jacquerel> I obliterate Mirdini as -3
Re: An Experiment in Mafia (12/16) - Starting May 10
Looks like fun, in.
Originally Posted by Avi
This update raises the obvious and perplexing question of whether you can be in double rainbows with someone, and whether that romantic pairing would constitute a miracle.
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
00:44 Watts I DON'T KNOW WHO I'M DEFYING
00:44 Watts BUT I AM DOING IT SO HARD
00:44 Schazer <Watts> I AM DOING IT SO HARD
00:45 Watts embraces the awkwardness
00:45 Watts makes out with it, fondles it
00:45 Watts unf unf unf
00:45 --- curiousCat is back
00:45 curiousCat what
00:45 Chirality :|
00:45 Watts WERE YOU CURIOUS?
00:45 Watts ;3
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
19:46 Watts I tend to get like that when I'm happy
19:46 Watts I am like a happiness battering ram
19:47 Watts imparting 20 tons of wooden splintery happiness to anyone who gets in my way
19:47 Watts ALL 50,000 OF MY WATTS ARE CURRENTLY, IN FACT, UNSTOPPABLE
19:47 Deceptive That sounds more lke you are breakingdownour happiness and ruining it
19:47 Watts No
19:47 Watts It is the Happy Battering Ram of Midas in a sense
19:47 Watts Everything it obliterates turns to happy
19:48 Watts and then I guess reforms
19:48 GenetiXientist Watts, I'm considering just dedicating part of my signature to quotes from you.
19:48 Deceptive What I mean is
19:48 Watts It is not a very good battering ram
19:48 Deceptive It sounds like
19:48 Watts but that is the sacrifice one must make to rescue a metaphor
19:48 Deceptive A battering ram for happy
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
19:49 Watts I did that to Schaz although kind of by accident
19:49 GenetiXientist Schazer is now a verb?
19:49 Deceptive i'm rather happy when i'm ramming
19:49 Watts She was always a verb
19:49 Watts It has many nuances in meaning
19:49 Watts You may not get the full force of the word unless you speak Kickass
19:50 Watts Speaking of which I should stop speaking Kissass
19:50 Watts > >
19:50 Watts NOPE STILL HAPPY *OBLITERATES SHIFTY EYES*
19:50 Deceptive I'm more fluent in Dumbass
19:50 Watts There are many subsets of the Ass language
19:51 Watts It is as diverse in syntax and expression as the myriad variations of ass curvature
19:51 Deceptive We should all stop talking out of our asses
19:51 Watts I'm not sure how we even got started
19:52 Watts You could say I'm asstounded
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
13:38 Watts shifts into MAXIMUM OVERPUN
13:38 GenetiXientist NOOOOOOOO
13:38 Schazer readies the breaks
13:38 GenetiXientist readies the copy/paste for more Watts sigquotes
13:38 Watts Lol
13:38 Watts False alarm
13:39 GenetiXientist Oh, okay.
13:39 Watts I am short on puns toay
13:39 Watts today*
13:39 Schazer grabs the knee-basher which is also the tethering lasso?
13:39 Watts and my shirt opened?
13:39 Schazer I dunno where I was going with that one
13:39 Watts I don't even know where you were coming
13:39 GenetiXientist Schazer, the only thing that works like that is a steel cable. You're STRONG.
13:39 Watts ...from
13:39 Watts I said from
13:40 Schazer that doesn't get any better
13:40 Schazer when you think about it
13:40 Schazer or think about it amended
13:40 Watts ...
13:40 GenetiXientist No, it really doesn't.
13:40 Watts God dommot schozor
13:40 Schazer sniggers
13:40 Watts snoggors
13:40 Watts Wait
13:40 Watts FUCK
13:40 Schazer Watts darling not in front of the children
13:40 Watts ARGH
13:40 Schazer they've got their sigquotes primed and ready
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
13:45 Schazer Watts I love you but I fear I cannot keep your left foot stapled to the floor forever
13:46 Schazer one day you will break free and run wild as you were meant to
13:46 Schazer except maybe with a limp because of the staples
13:46 Watts Noooo
13:46 Watts Ohgaud I feel a Britney Spears song coming on
13:46 Watts although she probably didn't write it
13:46 Watts I'M A
13:46 Watts /slaaaaaave/
13:46 Watts for you~
13:46 CheeseDeluxe and you guys say that watts/schazer won't happen
13:47 CheeseDeluxe do i need to write stories about this
13:47 Watts Cheese quiet >///>
13:47 CheeseDeluxe nuuuuuuuuu
13:47 Schazer sssssh
13:47 soundlyParanoid let it play out in peace
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
12:39 Watts SCHAZ I AM READING ALLSTARS
12:39 Watts IN A MIX OF
12:39 Watts THINGS
12:39 Watts I THINK THEY'RE EMOTIONS
12:40 Watts ONE OF THEM IS GRANOLAMAN I THINK
12:40 Watts one of them is definitely you though
12:41 Solaris oh man
12:41 Solaris what is with theses newbies whose names start with b
12:42 Watts srsly though how could you ; A;
12:42 Watts what's he got that i haven't got
12:42 Solaris watts
12:42 SoundlyParanoid BECAUSE IT WAS HILARIOUS
12:42 Solaris I dont think you /understand/
12:42 Schazer A badboy streak and a historical enmity?
12:42 Solaris what they have
12:42 Solaris is deepp
12:42 Watts ...
12:42 Watts ;_;
12:42 SoundlyParanoid IT GOES BACK TO SCMALTZ 1
12:42 SoundlyParanoid I THINK
12:42 Watts That hurts Schaz
12:42 Schazer It's not the same as our being bodystacker buddies
12:42 Schazer Watts
12:42 Schazer you are not a badboy
12:42 Watts I HAVE TRIED BEING A BAD BOY I REALLY HAVE
12:42 Schazer you are too cute
12:42 Watts ;____________________;
12:43 Watts i, i just
12:43 Watts sobs, runs off
12:43 Schazer sighs
12:43 Schazer also logs this for future posterity
12:43 Watts goddamnit
12:43 Watts sometimes i forget it's me saying things
12:43 x1372 schazer logs EVERYTHING
12:43 x1372 ALWAYS.
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
20:44 Schazer Watts I think I've made my vaguely inappropriate feelings pretty clear
20:44 Watts I TOOK BODYSTACK 101 BECAUSE I HEARD YOU WERE MAJORING IN THIRD PARTY
20:44 Watts AND YOU WEREN'T THERE
20:45 Watts i left a note on your mafialocker
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
21:29 SoundlyParanoid I HAVE A CAT IN MY FACE
21:29 SoundlyParanoid I go to the bathroom
21:29 SoundlyParanoid she whines.
21:29 SoundlyParanoid I am not in view
21:29 SoundlyParanoid she whines
21:29 Watts PARA I KNOW YOU'RE UP TO YOUR EYEBALLS IN PUSSY BUT
21:30 Watts IT IS IMPOLITE TO DIVIDE YOUR ATTENTION
21:30 Watts What it is :L
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
22:57 Watts TREETREETREETREETREETREE
22:57 GenetiXientist ....
22:57 x1372 I do not understand.
22:57 GenetiXientist Sigquote
22:57 Watts Knuckles is my spirit animal
22:58 Watts ...ok I stole that from somebody
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
13:19 Watts MY FUCK IS FULL OF BRAIN
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
03:50 Watts What am I a steak dinner
03:50 Godbot (the ideal scenario is one cook with many arms)
03:50 Wattz Well I /am/ getting hungry ;P
03:50 Watts O/////O >/////>
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
00:49 beruru watts, business cards came from japan
00:49 Watts They migrated
00:49 Watts Flew over by the thousands
00:49 Watts OUR BUSINESS CARDS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
01:11 Watts And actually making no sense is many fun
01:12 Watts Very liberating :L
Re: An Experiment in Mafia (12/16) - Starting May 10
Wait, yeah, it is, oh well.
Originally Posted by Avi
This update raises the obvious and perplexing question of whether you can be in double rainbows with someone, and whether that romantic pairing would constitute a miracle.
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
00:44 Watts I DON'T KNOW WHO I'M DEFYING
00:44 Watts BUT I AM DOING IT SO HARD
00:44 Schazer <Watts> I AM DOING IT SO HARD
00:45 Watts embraces the awkwardness
00:45 Watts makes out with it, fondles it
00:45 Watts unf unf unf
00:45 --- curiousCat is back
00:45 curiousCat what
00:45 Chirality :|
00:45 Watts WERE YOU CURIOUS?
00:45 Watts ;3
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
19:46 Watts I tend to get like that when I'm happy
19:46 Watts I am like a happiness battering ram
19:47 Watts imparting 20 tons of wooden splintery happiness to anyone who gets in my way
19:47 Watts ALL 50,000 OF MY WATTS ARE CURRENTLY, IN FACT, UNSTOPPABLE
19:47 Deceptive That sounds more lke you are breakingdownour happiness and ruining it
19:47 Watts No
19:47 Watts It is the Happy Battering Ram of Midas in a sense
19:47 Watts Everything it obliterates turns to happy
19:48 Watts and then I guess reforms
19:48 GenetiXientist Watts, I'm considering just dedicating part of my signature to quotes from you.
19:48 Deceptive What I mean is
19:48 Watts It is not a very good battering ram
19:48 Deceptive It sounds like
19:48 Watts but that is the sacrifice one must make to rescue a metaphor
19:48 Deceptive A battering ram for happy
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
19:49 Watts I did that to Schaz although kind of by accident
19:49 GenetiXientist Schazer is now a verb?
19:49 Deceptive i'm rather happy when i'm ramming
19:49 Watts She was always a verb
19:49 Watts It has many nuances in meaning
19:49 Watts You may not get the full force of the word unless you speak Kickass
19:50 Watts Speaking of which I should stop speaking Kissass
19:50 Watts > >
19:50 Watts NOPE STILL HAPPY *OBLITERATES SHIFTY EYES*
19:50 Deceptive I'm more fluent in Dumbass
19:50 Watts There are many subsets of the Ass language
19:51 Watts It is as diverse in syntax and expression as the myriad variations of ass curvature
19:51 Deceptive We should all stop talking out of our asses
19:51 Watts I'm not sure how we even got started
19:52 Watts You could say I'm asstounded
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
13:38 Watts shifts into MAXIMUM OVERPUN
13:38 GenetiXientist NOOOOOOOO
13:38 Schazer readies the breaks
13:38 GenetiXientist readies the copy/paste for more Watts sigquotes
13:38 Watts Lol
13:38 Watts False alarm
13:39 GenetiXientist Oh, okay.
13:39 Watts I am short on puns toay
13:39 Watts today*
13:39 Schazer grabs the knee-basher which is also the tethering lasso?
13:39 Watts and my shirt opened?
13:39 Schazer I dunno where I was going with that one
13:39 Watts I don't even know where you were coming
13:39 GenetiXientist Schazer, the only thing that works like that is a steel cable. You're STRONG.
13:39 Watts ...from
13:39 Watts I said from
13:40 Schazer that doesn't get any better
13:40 Schazer when you think about it
13:40 Schazer or think about it amended
13:40 Watts ...
13:40 GenetiXientist No, it really doesn't.
13:40 Watts God dommot schozor
13:40 Schazer sniggers
13:40 Watts snoggors
13:40 Watts Wait
13:40 Watts FUCK
13:40 Schazer Watts darling not in front of the children
13:40 Watts ARGH
13:40 Schazer they've got their sigquotes primed and ready
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
13:45 Schazer Watts I love you but I fear I cannot keep your left foot stapled to the floor forever
13:46 Schazer one day you will break free and run wild as you were meant to
13:46 Schazer except maybe with a limp because of the staples
13:46 Watts Noooo
13:46 Watts Ohgaud I feel a Britney Spears song coming on
13:46 Watts although she probably didn't write it
13:46 Watts I'M A
13:46 Watts /slaaaaaave/
13:46 Watts for you~
13:46 CheeseDeluxe and you guys say that watts/schazer won't happen
13:47 CheeseDeluxe do i need to write stories about this
13:47 Watts Cheese quiet >///>
13:47 CheeseDeluxe nuuuuuuuuu
13:47 Schazer sssssh
13:47 soundlyParanoid let it play out in peace
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
12:39 Watts SCHAZ I AM READING ALLSTARS
12:39 Watts IN A MIX OF
12:39 Watts THINGS
12:39 Watts I THINK THEY'RE EMOTIONS
12:40 Watts ONE OF THEM IS GRANOLAMAN I THINK
12:40 Watts one of them is definitely you though
12:41 Solaris oh man
12:41 Solaris what is with theses newbies whose names start with b
12:42 Watts srsly though how could you ; A;
12:42 Watts what's he got that i haven't got
12:42 Solaris watts
12:42 SoundlyParanoid BECAUSE IT WAS HILARIOUS
12:42 Solaris I dont think you /understand/
12:42 Schazer A badboy streak and a historical enmity?
12:42 Solaris what they have
12:42 Solaris is deepp
12:42 Watts ...
12:42 Watts ;_;
12:42 SoundlyParanoid IT GOES BACK TO SCMALTZ 1
12:42 SoundlyParanoid I THINK
12:42 Watts That hurts Schaz
12:42 Schazer It's not the same as our being bodystacker buddies
12:42 Schazer Watts
12:42 Schazer you are not a badboy
12:42 Watts I HAVE TRIED BEING A BAD BOY I REALLY HAVE
12:42 Schazer you are too cute
12:42 Watts ;____________________;
12:43 Watts i, i just
12:43 Watts sobs, runs off
12:43 Schazer sighs
12:43 Schazer also logs this for future posterity
12:43 Watts goddamnit
12:43 Watts sometimes i forget it's me saying things
12:43 x1372 schazer logs EVERYTHING
12:43 x1372 ALWAYS.
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
20:44 Schazer Watts I think I've made my vaguely inappropriate feelings pretty clear
20:44 Watts I TOOK BODYSTACK 101 BECAUSE I HEARD YOU WERE MAJORING IN THIRD PARTY
20:44 Watts AND YOU WEREN'T THERE
20:45 Watts i left a note on your mafialocker
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
21:29 SoundlyParanoid I HAVE A CAT IN MY FACE
21:29 SoundlyParanoid I go to the bathroom
21:29 SoundlyParanoid she whines.
21:29 SoundlyParanoid I am not in view
21:29 SoundlyParanoid she whines
21:29 Watts PARA I KNOW YOU'RE UP TO YOUR EYEBALLS IN PUSSY BUT
21:30 Watts IT IS IMPOLITE TO DIVIDE YOUR ATTENTION
21:30 Watts What it is :L
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
22:57 Watts TREETREETREETREETREETREE
22:57 GenetiXientist ....
22:57 x1372 I do not understand.
22:57 GenetiXientist Sigquote
22:57 Watts Knuckles is my spirit animal
22:58 Watts ...ok I stole that from somebody
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
13:19 Watts MY FUCK IS FULL OF BRAIN
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
03:50 Watts What am I a steak dinner
03:50 Godbot (the ideal scenario is one cook with many arms)
03:50 Wattz Well I /am/ getting hungry ;P
03:50 Watts O/////O >/////>
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
00:49 beruru watts, business cards came from japan
00:49 Watts They migrated
00:49 Watts Flew over by the thousands
00:49 Watts OUR BUSINESS CARDS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
01:11 Watts And actually making no sense is many fun
01:12 Watts Very liberating :L
Re: An Experiment in Mafia (12/16) - Starting May 10
I don't know if some people joined through PM or something because counting the posts in the topic and comparing it with the list in the OP does not seem to add up properly
Perhaps it is just because they are not listed in chronological join order