Different Context IV: A drip full of memes

[Lumus]

TG: hey dirk
TG: i wanna learn how2 pap
TG: *rap
TG: can u send over ur robvob so i cna try
TT: Sure. I'll get Squarewave right on it.
TG: awesame

Later.

DIRK: Huh? Squarewave?
DIRK: I thought I told you to make sure Rox got a lesson in fine rap.
SQUAREWAVE: YO YO D-STRIZZLE I TOOK CARE OF IT!
SQUAREWAVE: I PUT THE BEST MAN ON THE JOB SHE'LL GET A LESSON LIKE YOU WON'T BELIEVE
DIRK: You did what?


ROXY: oh god how can he know so many rymes for misle????
ROXY: *missile

[Kíeros]

Clubs, did you throw a party while I was out?

[gimmethegepgun]

Best. Party. Ever.

[Druplesnubb]

Yet it appears that almost noone was invited.

[Quaddy]

A rather sad party indeed. when the DJ started playing the missile rap it just got wild.

[BRPXQZME]

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Best. Party. Ever.

Somewhere along the line, the author forgot that murder mysteries aren’t really meant to follow the murderer around blow for blow. Even so, the insane robot would have been a pretty obvious suspect.

[Kíeros]

And behind the green door...

CHARLES DUTTON!

[Lumus]

Calmasive pushed with all his mights at the unabridged copy of Archmage Sassacre's Donting Text Of Frivolous Magics and, after five minutes of straining, it fell off the shelf at Friggleish below. "YES!" cried Calmasis, meaning that he shouted, not that he was crying, though maybe he could have cried a tear of happyness. "At lasy, Ihave destroyed Frigglish and taken the next step in my anti-villainess scheme! HAHAHAHA!"
"Not so fast!£ said a voice, as s spell shot out to knock the book away. Fritterish gasped and ran off to write incomprensibly about it in his dairy. "Xazzlepan sent for me as soon as he new what you were up to! No w I will put a stop to all your schemes!"
"NO! WHO IS THERE! WHO RUINED MY PLANS!"
"It is me!" said the voce. suddenly a man stepped out from behind of the shadows wearing robes and a pointy hat with a mouth, and carrying a pump action staff loaded with avabra nevada bullets.It5 was........

DUMBLYDORE!


TG: john this is the most incredible thing i've ever read
TG: i feel like i should be paying you for writing it
EB: thanks, dave! i sent a copy to rose too but she's not been answering my messages.
EB: do you know if she liked it?
TG: oh you know rose

TG: always a critic

[oshawott]

I don't want to hear no more about these MoThEr FuCkInG agents on this MoThEr FuCkInG planet!

[WackoMcGoose]

JADE: i found another tree guys!!!!
JADE: now you can continue the song
TEREZI: R1GHT WHOS3 TURN W4S 1T? 3R1D4N?

ERIDAN: on the tenth day of twwelfth perigee my matesprit gavve to me
ERIDAN: ten empty buckets
GAMZEE: NiNe CaNs Of FaYgO
VRISKA: 8 spiders spinning
TAVROS: sEVEN PARAPLEGICS,
KANAYA: Six Revving Chainsaws
KARKAT: CAAAAAAN WE STOP YEEEEEEEEET?
TEREZI: NOP3 >:]
FEFERI: Four cuttlefis)(
NEPETA: :33< thr33 sharp claws
SOLLUX: two 2et2 of 2taiir2
TEREZI: 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33



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[Sparrowsmith]

You're almost positive Daleks aren't supposed to have hands.

[ThereWillBePayne]

This is the worst rave you've ever been to. And you've been to a lot.

[Blaperile]

JAKE: To be, or not to be.
JAKE: That is the question!

And then everyone applauded as the epic theater show about Shakespeare ended.

You are very sure this was an accurate description of Shakespeare's life.

[trulyElse]

-SNOP-

JAKE: To be, or not to be.
JAKE: That is the question!

And then everyone applauded as the epic theater show about Shakespeare ended.

You are very sure this was an accurate description of Shakespeare's life.

Wasn't the skull scene the "Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio." line?

[Blaperile]

Wasn't the skull scene the "Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio." line?

Huh, weird. I always thought Shakespeare was holding a skull while saying: "To be or not to be. That's the question"?

[Conspicuous]

Huh, weird. I always thought Shakespeare was holding a skull while saying: "To be or not to be. That's the question"?

Say you intended that all along and that you're doing the Autoresponder thing of mixing up movies.

That makes it double ironic.

[Sparrowsmith]

I believe it is both scenes. Alas poor Yorick, I knew him, Horatio. And then a big rant about life. To be or not to be, that is the question, to suffer the something arrows or to sleep, to rest, to never dream again... or something.
Yes, I'm almost positive Snoop Dog said this.

Edit: Nooope. Same play, different scenes.

[cardiacAtrophy]

Huh, weird. I always thought Shakespeare was holding a skull while saying: "To be or not to be. That's the question"?

Nope. The To Be or not to be scene was done in front of a mirror.


The skull scene was during Hamlet's return from England.

[Druplesnubb]

Also it was Hamlet, not Shakespeare holding the skull. Shakespeare is the writer, not a character in the play. Unless he was playing Hamlet.

[Panda-s1]

Huh, weird. I always thought Shakespeare was holding a skull while saying: "To be or not to be. That's the question"?

Naw, it's a result of people putting the most famous line from Hamlet together with the most famous image from Hamlet. Conclusion: people forget how Hamlet went. That or they didn't actually read or see it.

Also it was Hamlet, not Shakespeare holding the skull. Shakespeare is the writer, not a character in the play. Unless he was playing Hamlet.

idk, supposedly Hamlet was named after his son who passed away, so maybe he's projecting? Probably not.

[Sir Adamus]

Naw, it's a result of people putting the most famous line from Hamlet together with the most famous image from Hamlet. Conclusion: people forget how Hamlet went. That or they didn't actually read or see it.

Kind of like how people associate Romeo and Juliet with the ideal romance when it was actually a 4-day fling between 2 very shallow teenagers that ended with 6 people dying and was in fact a tragedy satirising the dangers of falling in love too quickly.

[Quaddy]

The fandom really had no right to be surprised at the sudden change of genre.

[Kíeros]

Why does this stuff keep randomly appearing on my head?

[gimmethegepgun]

Why does this stuff keep randomly appearing on my head?

What, just because I also happen to have random crap appearing on me, you just ASSUME that I know why?

Screw you, I'm outta here.

[hydrangeamaiden]

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This is the third time you've broken your glasses this year. It's time to get plastic lenses.

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This is the most intense game of "Red Light, Green Light" you've ever played.

Red light!

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The Korra finale was just too much for the poor sap to handle.