Roxy: Render yourself in a MUCH less symbolic manner.
OH GOSH! UNDO IT! UNDO IT! UNDO IIIIIIIIT!
TAVROS: sO, lIKE,,,
TAVROS: wHAT'S UP, METAL MAN?
TAVROS: yOU DON'T SEEM VERY TALKY,
TAVROS: wHICH i UNDERSTAND AND RESPECT,
TAVROS: bUT MAYBE THAT'S JUST BECAUSE,,,
TAVROS: i DIDN'T BRING UP THE RIGHT SUBJECT?
TAVROS: sO i'M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND TRY TO DO THAT,,, EVEN THOUGH i'M NOT SURE IF THAT'S DEFINITELY WHAT YOU WANT AND EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE JUST, uM, STARING AT ME AND LOOKING KIND OF INTIMIDATING,
TAVROS: (iT'S PROBABLY JUST THE CLOAK i THINK),
TAVROS: bECAUSE MY FRIENDS SAY i SOMETIMES NEED TO TAKE THE INITIATIVE,
TAVROS: oR "Initi8ive" IN SOME CASES,,,
TAVROS: aND i WOULD REALLY LIKE TO GET YOU TO LOOSEN UP THOSE JAGGY METAL LIPS,
TAVROS: aND GET KINDA LOQUACIOUS!,,
TAVROS: bECAUSE YOU SEEM LIKE A REALLY COOL GUY,
TAVROS: aND MAYBE A COOL GUY LIKE YOU WOULD BE INTERESTED IN,,,
TAVROS: hAVE YOU HEARD OF THAT MAYBE,,, iT'S SORT OF LIKE FREE-FORM POETRY OR VERBAL SPARRING,,,
TAVROS: oR SOME COMBINATION THEREOF? tHAT CAN HAPPEN BETWEEN "bROS",
TAVROS: dROPPING SICK BEATS,
TAVROS: sPITTING SWEET RHYMES,
TAVROS: dO YOU WANNA TRY THAT WITH ME?
TAVROS: i'LL START, OKAY?
TAVROS: i'LL JUST START THROWING STUFF DOWN,
TAVROS: sLAMMING THIS WAY AND THAT,
TAVROS: aND WHENEVER THE SPIRIT MOVES YOU,,, OR, LIKE, WHATEVER ROBOTS HAVE FOR SPIRITS, IN THEIR SHINY STEEL BODIES,
TAVROS: yOU JUST JOIN IN, BIG MAN!
TAVROS: bUT, uH, WATCH YOUR STEP,
TAVROS: 'cAUSE nITRAM DON'T PULL PUNCHES!
TAVROS: aND uH,,, oNE, tWO, tHREE AND HERE i GO!
KANAYA: The Bad News Is
KANAYA: He Will Probably Never Walk Again
VRISKA: Just 8ecause he lost a rap 8attle?
VRISKA: I mean, I knew he was weak, 8ut I didn't know it was possi8le to sust8in injuries in ver8al com8at.
VRISKA: Let alone SEVERE ones.
KANAYA: You Underestimate The Comprehensive Severity With Which He Was Spoon-Fed His Own Ass
KANAYA: Being Schooled That Hard
KANAYA: Can Have Devastating Consequences
KANAYA: He Is Lucky To Be Alive
How many times do I have to tell you?!
When I give you four paths to choose from, you can't "pick a fifth option"!
That's not how CYOA stories work!
AC: :33 < but why did you purrtend to be alive all this time?
AA: f0r the epic pranks
And with that, the final 2 fashion rebels in Sunny Pink Froo Froo Land were finally vaporized. Good riddance!
Slenderman strikes again. When will his villainy cease?!
I AM LORD NONSEQUITOR, HARBINGER OF PURPLE FADING HASHBROWNS!
Buskin’ makes me feel good!
definitely panic if there’s caviar
Your name is Sparrowsmith. Of course, it's not really, but you like to pretend that when online due to an inside joke which only you get. It's kind of ironic. Your Avatar was made by аshdenej, it is an awesome sparrow. You just posted something lame, like you always do. You don't mind this, because it was intentional.
Poetry time, I see?
Did I do good?
> Shit: Happen.
(Myth)bustin' makes me feel good!
Specularnaodm 4130, the image dump!
It would appear that you've brought the wrong magnets. The shenanigans that ensue will surely be quite ridiculous.
Scratch that, you just needed to flip them. You'll never entirely understand how magnets work.
Homestuck: What Is Your Blood Color?
My Results: Olive Green
This is the best Indiana Jones fanfic you've ever seen.