Different Context IV: A drip full of memes

[Blaperile]

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x2 can't unsee combo.



Gotta bow fast.

[ThereWillBePayne]

"Dear Dave. You are adopted - Bro"
tG: Oh Hell No.

[Kíeros]

Roxy! Who dressed you? Terezi?

[Kaleb702]

Roxy: Render yourself in a MUCH less symbolic manner.

OH GOSH! UNDO IT! UNDO IT! UNDO IIIIIIIIT!

[Kíeros]

I know you work for the empress; fear my softcore troll porn!

[epoxy]

TAVROS: hEY,
TAVROS: sO, lIKE,,,
TAVROS: wHAT'S UP, METAL MAN?

SAWTOOTH: ...
TAVROS: yOU DON'T SEEM VERY TALKY,
TAVROS: wHICH i UNDERSTAND AND RESPECT,
TAVROS: bUT MAYBE THAT'S JUST BECAUSE,,,
TAVROS: i DIDN'T BRING UP THE RIGHT SUBJECT?

TAVROS: sO i'M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND TRY TO DO THAT,,, EVEN THOUGH i'M NOT SURE IF THAT'S DEFINITELY WHAT YOU WANT AND EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE JUST, uM, STARING AT ME AND LOOKING KIND OF INTIMIDATING,
TAVROS: (iT'S PROBABLY JUST THE CLOAK i THINK),
TAVROS: bECAUSE MY FRIENDS SAY i SOMETIMES NEED TO TAKE THE INITIATIVE,
TAVROS: oR "Initi8ive" IN SOME CASES,,,
SAWTOOTH: ...

TAVROS: aND i WOULD REALLY LIKE TO GET YOU TO LOOSEN UP THOSE JAGGY METAL LIPS,
TAVROS: aND GET KINDA LOQUACIOUS!,,
TAVROS: bECAUSE YOU SEEM LIKE A REALLY COOL GUY,
TAVROS: aND MAYBE A COOL GUY LIKE YOU WOULD BE INTERESTED IN,,,
TAVROS: rAPS?
SAWTOOTH: ...
TAVROS: hAVE YOU HEARD OF THAT MAYBE,,, iT'S SORT OF LIKE FREE-FORM POETRY OR VERBAL SPARRING,,,
TAVROS: oR SOME COMBINATION THEREOF? tHAT CAN HAPPEN BETWEEN "bROS",

TAVROS: dROPPING SICK BEATS,
TAVROS: sPITTING SWEET RHYMES,
TAVROS: dO YOU WANNA TRY THAT WITH ME?
SAWTOOTH: ...
TAVROS: hEY,
TAVROS: i'LL START, OKAY?
TAVROS: i'LL JUST START THROWING STUFF DOWN,
TAVROS: sLAMMING THIS WAY AND THAT,
TAVROS: aND WHENEVER THE SPIRIT MOVES YOU,,, OR, LIKE, WHATEVER ROBOTS HAVE FOR SPIRITS, IN THEIR SHINY STEEL BODIES,
TAVROS: yOU JUST JOIN IN, BIG MAN!
SAWTOOTH: ...
TAVROS: bUT, uH, WATCH YOUR STEP,
TAVROS: 'cAUSE nITRAM DON'T PULL PUNCHES!
TAVROS: aND uH,,, oNE, tWO, tHREE AND HERE i GO!

Later:

KANAYA: The Bad News Is
KANAYA: He Will Probably Never Walk Again
VRISKA: ::::o
VRISKA: Geeeeeeeez!
VRISKA: Just 8ecause he lost a rap 8attle?
VRISKA: I mean, I knew he was weak, 8ut I didn't know it was possi8le to sust8in injuries in ver8al com8at.
VRISKA: Let alone SEVERE ones.
KANAYA: You Underestimate The Comprehensive Severity With Which He Was Spoon-Fed His Own Ass
KANAYA: Being Schooled That Hard
KANAYA: Can Have Devastating Consequences
KANAYA: He Is Lucky To Be Alive

[plainWonder]

How many times do I have to tell you?!
When I give you four paths to choose from, you can't "pick a fifth option"!
That's not how CYOA stories work!

[Kíeros]

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warnign: deudly spoiolers

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Blimey! All these people's reactions to my reveal are so fun to read.

[ThereWillBePayne]

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The plan was perfect.


A clever disguise, they would never see it coming.


No one but you.

Just your little secret.

[Lumus]

AC: :33 < but why did you purrtend to be alive all this time?
AA: m0stly
AA: f0r the epic pranks

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EQUIUS: D --> Finally it is complete
EQUIUS: D --> A life sized fully poseable statue of solid steel
EQUIUS: D --> With a 100dicrously e%act vascular system to symbolise my love
EQUIUS: D --> Aradia will surely adore it

ARADIA: i liiiiiiiiiive

ARADIA: raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
EQUIUS: D --> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ARADIA: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
EQUIUS: D --> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ARADIA: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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TA: ii don't 2ee anythiing


AA: b00
TA: *hurk*

AA: s0llux are you dead

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AG: Fly, Pupa, flyyyyyyyy!

AA: *hup*
AG: Holy crap, he's actually flying!!!!!!!!
AT: oH, mY GOD, i'M FLYING,
AT: vRISKA, hOW ARE YOU DOING THIS,
AT: iT'S, uHHH, rEALLY SCARY,
AT: pLEASE, uHHHHHHH,
AT: pUT ME DOWN,
AA: 0kay


AG: I 8et I get the 8lame for this.

[plainWonder]

And with that, the final 2 fashion rebels in Sunny Pink Froo Froo Land were finally vaporized. Good riddance!



Slenderman strikes again. When will his villainy cease?!

[Kíeros]

Well well well; no prints left behind at the scene of the crime...

[Varkarrus]

pranks

oh god yes

[Xyxoz]

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Oh I could throw you in the lake

Or feed you poisoned birthday cake

I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone.

Oh I could bury you alive

But you might crawl out with a knife

And kill me when I'm sleeping that's why

I can't decide whether you should live or die

Oh you'll probably go to heaven; please don't hang your head and cry

No wonder why my heart feels dead inside

Cold and hard and petrified

Lock the doors and close the blinds, we're going for a ride!

[BRPXQZME]

Buskin’ makes me feel good!

[Sparrowsmith]

-snip snop snap-

I see your Scissors Sisters
and raise you
some more
Scissor Sisters

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I know you didn't realize

That the city was gone

You thought there would be advertisements

To give you something to go on

So we search the sky

For any flashing signs

We've gone too far beyond the border it's just you

And I

And if this is the end

It's the best place I've ever been

It feels so good to just get lost sometimes

Only the horses

Can find us tonight

Only the horses

Can bring us back home

[trulyElse]

Poetry time, I see?

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Have you ever watched the sun go down?

And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round

Have you ever been high as fuck?

You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself

And your dog's looking at you like you need help

Have you ever been high as fuck?

And then you feel your heart pumping really fast

And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack

Have you ever been high as fuck?

You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm

The only problem's that the chickens have human arms

You say "that's fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?"

You need snacks so you walk to the corner store

But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high

So you walk around the block to buy some time

You finally decide to go into the store

But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore

So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there

You're walking home and you're mouth is dry

You should have bought some juice and snacks, but you were too high

Thinking 'bout ketchup chips And for some reason the game battleship

Have you ever been high

as fuck?


--Jon Lajoie, High as Fuck.

Did I do good?

[Taneb]

THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY A HEADSTAND

[Kyumorph]

Buskin’ makes me feel good!

YES

[gimmethegepgun]

(Myth)bustin' makes me feel good!

[Kíeros]

UU: i adore looking at radioactive bUtts

[newbonomicon]

UU: i adore looking at radioactive bUtts

Butts-in' makes me feel good?

[Gadvac]

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AC: :33 < but why did you purrtend to be alive all this time?
AA: m0stly
AA: f0r the epic pranks

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EQUIUS: D --> Finally it is complete
EQUIUS: D --> A life sized fully poseable statue of solid steel
EQUIUS: D --> With a 100dicrously e%act vascular system to symbolise my love
EQUIUS: D --> Aradia will surely adore it

ARADIA: i liiiiiiiiiive

ARADIA: raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
EQUIUS: D --> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ARADIA: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
EQUIUS: D --> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ARADIA: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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TA: ii don't 2ee anythiing


AA: b00
TA: *hurk*

AA: s0llux are you dead

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AG: Fly, Pupa, flyyyyyyyy!

AA: *hup*
AG: Holy crap, he's actually flying!!!!!!!!
AT: oH, mY GOD, i'M FLYING,
AT: vRISKA, hOW ARE YOU DOING THIS,
AT: iT'S, uHHH, rEALLY SCARY,
AT: pLEASE, uHHHHHHH,
AT: pUT ME DOWN,
AA: 0kay


AG: I 8et I get the 8lame for this.

The Benny Hill theme played in my head while I looked through these. It was quite appropriate.

It would appear that you've brought the wrong magnets. The shenanigans that ensue will surely be quite ridiculous.

Scratch that, you just needed to flip them. You'll never entirely understand how magnets work.

[tanquerayChampion]

This is the best Indiana Jones fanfic you've ever seen.

[King of Clubs]

The illustrated edition of Mindfang's journal leaves much to be desired.