Different Context IV: A drip full of memes

[simon.clarkstone]

From the recent update:

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As well as the darkening of Skaia, strange clusters of black towers are popping up all over Prospit.

[Conspicuous]

Due to budget cuts, we had to replace the Eye of Sauron with a cheaper model.

[Treehugger]

Dr. Jack: Operate.

But you don't have your trusty chainsaw with you!


All you have is this shitty lipstick.

Apply.



The colour doesn't fit you at all. Fortunately, someone left a can of wall paint around. You decide to improvise.



Perfect. You glow with approval.

[plainWonder]

> Jane: So how about that Hivebent fanfiction?



Oh, it's coming along quite nicely. You just got to the best part yet, the introduction of your Original Character, a new troll created at the same time as the other ones, but sadly isolated from them almost directly.
She spends her days honing her extraordinary abilities, until the day when she can finally rejoin her long lost siblings. It is foretold in legends that she will be the most powerful of them all.

You can already tell the internet will simply ADORE dear, sweet, precious Marian Sushee

[werdna314]

DAVE: here its hot coffee
ROSE: Um. Sure.
DAVE: hot isn't it
ROSE: Well, yes.
DAVE: its actually iced coffee
ROSE: Yes. Of course it's cold.
DAVE: i lied its actually hot

KANAYA: I Just Cannot Believe That All You Have Is Folgers.
DAVE: just because we dont have any of that starbucks african vanilla shit doesnt mean you can be a bitch about it


KANAYA: As Demondstrated By This Shitty Science Wand You Can Observe How Agitated I Am Right Now.

[ValiantFenris]

Memes make me lol

[Tirgo]

Memes make me lol

good to know good sir! please tell me more! you sure are an interesting member, one with good and long posts!

[ThereWillBePayne]

Memes make me lol

This is good info. Please, continue.

Well let me try my hand at this...

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It would always bother you when they would just sit there. And watch.

Yeah... that wasn't very good.
How about this...

So do I, uh, just go this way?

[Xindaris]

Interviewer: So, Mr. Dignitary, how do you feel about the mysterious serial wall slasher?
DD: Dude, the perp is right over there. Caught him in the act. Just move the camera over a little bit and you can see him.

[BRPXQZME]

DD: strike a pose showing off your FAB-U-LOUS new ring

[Tirgo]

oh shit there goes the wall, condesce will fucking kill you if she finds out

...

nobody can ever know




nobody

[gimmethegepgun]

This is the most underwhelming set of brass knuckles you've ever seen.

[Blaperile]

What's this? Oh! The commercial break is just around the corner. See, there it is! Tune back in a couple of minutes for the continuation of the "Dersestuck TV Show" with your beloved host, Dog Dude!

[plainWonder]

> Jack: Go Bardfishing.


You've been doing just that for four hours straight! But you've had no luck in reeling in any prizes. These slippery bastards always duck just as you throw your line out.



Fun Fact: apparently there's no page 153 on MSPA, it inexplicably skips from 136 to 171.

[Kíeros]

The golden lunar module gets ready to touch down on the Moon
(Photo Taken by Michael Collins)

[epoxy]

Rose: Go Grimdark



You seem to have inspired a subculture among the sullen youths of Prospit.

[Freack]

The extreme cosplayers convention was going abut as well as could be expected.

[Sparrowsmith]

WV: Stay the fuck out of this.

Can do.

[gimmethegepgun]

Next week, on Family Feud!

[Kíeros]

C'mon! I'll catch you if you fall; it's just extreme limbo.

[myu2k2]

German-Techno dance moves sure are weird.

[gimmethegepgun]

CUT!
Aranea, Aranea dear, you need to EMOTE more! Where's the passion? Where's the paps? Finish your shooshes!
Emote! EMOTE!
Someone throw a pie, for pete's sake!



(bonus points if you can guess the reference I butchered due to not being able to find the scene)

In other news, a different different context!


Alternian pap smears.

[Xindaris]

Is it one of Colin Mochrie's rants from the director game on WLIIA?




That super-widescreen TV sure does display a realistic image of fire!

[aPawnAscending]

I never noticed how messy Rose's bed is...

[gimmethegepgun]

Is it one of Colin Mochrie's rants from the director game on WLIIA?

Nah, it's supposed to be Harold Zoid yelling at Calculon to emote more in the Futurama episode "That's Lobstertainment"
I could've made it better if I could find a clip but apparently Viacom swept Youtube of all relevant materials.

... Dammit I forgot I was going to add "Someone throw a pie for pete's sake" in there and then put this after it:

Guess I'll put that in there now that I remembered.