Goddammit Kieros....
I like how there's always one blatantly obvious thing in these. So you get suckered in to finding the rest...
Goddammit Kieros....
I like how there's always one blatantly obvious thing in these. So you get suckered in to finding the rest...
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uu: NOW.
uu: THE ROXY HuMAN REMOVES HER BuRGEONING EARTH CODPIECE.
uu: SHE BARES HER NETHERS TO THE JAKE HuMAN.
TT: I see.
TT: Not your usual style, but keep going.
uu: HER PROTRuDING HuMAN FEMALE OVIDuCT.
uu: OR WHATEVER.
uu: THE THING YOU FuCKHEADS REFER TO.
uu: AS A "DONG."
uu: SHE WHIPS THAT SuCKER OUT.
uu: HER SWOLLEN GENITAL MEMBER.
uu: AND THE JAKE HuMAN SEES THAT SHE HAS BEEN.
uu: SuPREMELY.
uu: WELL-ENDOWED BY HER CREATOR GODS.
uu: HE CANNOT PRY HIS EYES FROM ITS PRODIGIOuS HEFT.
uu: AND HIS ALREADY-DuMB MOuTH.
uu: IS STRuCK DuMBER IN...
uu: AWE.
uu: AND...
uu: ANTICIPATION.
TT: You're a little confused, dude.
TT: But who am I to question your vision?
uu: NOW THEY HAVE HuMAN COPuLATED.
uu: HAVE I TOLD YOu THIS WILL HAPPEN OFF-SCREEN?
TT: On account of it being too vile to depict, gotcha.
TT: But I guess you mean to say there will be ... consequences?
uu: OH YES. THEY WILL PRODuCE OFFSPRING AS IS THE DESPICABLE WAY OF CARNALLY INVOLVED HuMANS.
uu: SHOW ME THE uNTHINKABLE.
uu: SHOW ME THE RITuAL OF DISGuSTING HuMAN GIVING BIRTH.
TT: Whoa, dude. Are you sure you really want to see this?
TT: I haven't been witness to such proceedings, but I'm sort of sure that this involves some form of nudity.
uu: THAT JuST SHOWS HOW FuCKING BLINKERED YOu ARE,
uu: HOW CAuGHT WITHIN THE INSANE PREJuDICES OF YOuR DISGuSTING HuMANITY.
uu: JuST THINK ABOuT IT: DOES THE JAKE HuMAN REALLY NEED TO uNDRESS TO SPEW FORTH HIS HORRIBLE HuMAN OFFSPRING?
TT: Now that you say it... of course not. How could I be so ignorant.
TT: Thank you, wise alien, for opening my eyes!
uu: ALL IN A DAY'S WORK. NOW, DEPICT THE SORDID SPECTACLE. SNAP TO IT!
TT: Here you are.
uu: WHOOAAAAA.....
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I'm batmaaan
I immediately noticed that 95% of everyone on the opposite side of every argument were complete idiots. After a while, however, I started to realise that 90% of everyone on my side of every argument were also idiots. Then I realised that statistically, that meant there is a 90% chance that I am an idiot. And now I don't post on the Bioware forums anymore.
wow this test is boring
Nurse Roxy: Get Rose's friend to help with the operation
C'mon, movie poster; this scene is from the end of the film, and you're promoting it before people even see it? Thanks for spoiling it.
Jadesprite: Watch the telenovela Casapegada.
No, Juana! Your true love is Diego!
DIRKO: Vos sos la mujer que amo.
JUANA: *oh*
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Even after a small meteorite hit it, your Dirk Strider™ action figure is still intact! Wow, that's sturdy.
WARNING: This user may contain confusion, sarcasm, riddles, memes, STRENGTH, an excessive amount of Equius, ponies, peanuts in your Peanut M&Ms, and constant references to other series.
Jake: Re-enact the ending to Lord of the Flies
The attempt was an overwhelming success.
...Maybe too much of a success.
OH GOD HOW CAN OCEAN WATER BE SO FLAMMABLE
WARNING: This user may contain confusion, sarcasm, riddles, memes, STRENGTH, an excessive amount of Equius, ponies, peanuts in your Peanut M&Ms, and constant references to other series.
This foot will not distract you from your homework no matter how cold it feels.
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UU: Enjoy restful slumber.
You scrape up all the sopor slime still left around from that weird clown's cooking and try to get some shuteye. You're exhausted enough to actually fall asleep, but it's not very restful.
Kanaya: Attempt surgery on UU.
Well, not only did that not work at all, you appear to have damaged her body so much that she is now bleeding an entirely different color.
GOOD JOB.
Kanaya: Be finally rid of your constipation problem
Your attempt was an overwhelming success, especially according to Equius.
I'm so getting infracted for this
I immediately noticed that 95% of everyone on the opposite side of every argument were complete idiots. After a while, however, I started to realise that 90% of everyone on my side of every argument were also idiots. Then I realised that statistically, that meant there is a 90% chance that I am an idiot. And now I don't post on the Bioware forums anymore.
Oh great. Now he transforms; after having been almost beaten brutally senseless.
>Lil' Cal: Have lime blood, apparently.
Sure thing. While you were at it, you also dressed up in Prospit pajamas and brutally murdered yourself.
UU: Attempt to drink lime Kool-Aid.
It gets all over your face! ... and well, also your clothes and the walls.
That was one powerful Kool-Aid drinking but it is really the worst superpower ever.
The impact of depriving Gamzee from Sopor Slime pies.