Trollslum Cafe LXXXX: X-TREME Trollplaying

[InsanicAsu]

Echo walks on into the cafe and situates himself at the bar and orders a drink, then checks out the crowd. Hmm... maybe it'll look better later.



Finian comes running in, nearly tripping over the doorway, but he manages to catch himself and then proceeds to look for shinies.

[Cipher]

"I will reap τhe sins of τhis world and cleanse iτ in τhe Fires of Desτrucτion. I am Straux, and τhe end has come." Straux finishes, recognizing the quote. He shrugs afterwords. "⌠'Course, iτ's supposed to be Hakumen, but I'm noτ him.⌡"

[Strider]

And then Horrin just gives Straux a look, although it is a bit difficult to see it with shades on unless you know what you are looking for.
)))Dude, seriously. Dafuq Bro. You dare tarnish the sanctity of a legend?(((
Horrin is clearly offended.

[CrazedWormHole]

Nataio walks in, looking over the inhabitants of the café with his usual judging glance. He proceeds to sit down at an empty table and order a white wine.



Shortly after, Protos kicks in the door, sits down at some empty table and starts setting up his loudspeakers.

[Skvira]

Have this little ball of derp

[Cipher]

Straux raises his brow. "⌠No, I don'τ. Which is why I don'τ claim τo be him.⌡" He answers, seemingly confused. "⌠I mean if I wenτ around claiming τo be one of τhe ancesτors, Iτ'd be disgracing τheir names, as well as my own. Same rule applies here.⌡"

[mr_19]

Evening nerds, Ublich is here to spread happiness and joy for all the good trolls and trolls.

[InsanicAsu]

Echo is still enjoying his drink, it appears he hasn't noticed Magnus yet.



Finian ends up crawling underneath a booth, having spotted something shiny.

[Skvira]

Moirail in a cute dress sighted? Yes sir!

Magnus goes over to hug echo

[Tekkenfreak4]

Varnak underps and orders a roast beef sandwich and curly fries in an attempt to be meta.
He just listens to the convo while he eats.

((Arby's FTW))

[InsanicAsu]

oh! hugs acquired!
Echo sets his drink down and hugs Magnus back.
hello hello magnus, how are you you?



Finian crawls out, having found a nice shiny earring...
Oh wow that dude's eye is all weird!
He runs over to Ublich and crawls up onto a chair without a word, then pops up to place his hands on the table, standing in said chair.
♪ ♫ hi mister how come yer eye is all weird~ ♩ ♬

[mr_19]

Slowly Ublich turns to finian.
[|:| Because I was looking someplace I shouldn't have been, like another troll's weird eye..heheh

[Moon Redeemer]

You've probably been growling at this puppet for like an hour now. You should probably find something to do.



Another member of the Legion of Shade-Wearers enters, taking a seat on your lonesome and taking out your radio, tweaking it to try and find a particular frequency.

[BishouTaka]

And she zones right the fuck back in. Fluffy is still growling,before he zooms over to the puppet and headbutts it. such a violent little fellow!

[Strider]

Ohey look, Varnak stopped derping. Horrin is still kind of annoyed with Straux despite logic, so he instead turns to Varnak.

)))So what have you been up to lately?(((

[Tekkenfreak4]

*munch munch*

No7hin' really... Jus7 playin' my games... And I go7 ano7her order. Hence why I cane 7o S7raux. Haha!

*munch munch*

[Skvira]

"Ummm im a bit worried..."

More hugs

[Cipher]

Straux blinks for a moment as the place wakes up. "⌠Huh, well, seems like things are picking up. No need for shade-offs here.⌡" He says before looking over to Varnak's food. He flags a waiter down and orders the same thing.

[Strider]

)))Oh. So he has an order for weapon stuff that you are able to make? Well don't let me stop you...although it seems that your food is doing a good enough job of that for me anyway. Hehe(((

[InsanicAsu]

why why? what's what's wrong wrong?



Finian just blinks, apparently he didn't get it.
♪ ♫ hehe yer weird mister what's yer name im finian hey hey my friend mister sharma is purply too but he wored face paints how come ydon wear face paints mister~ ♩ ♬

[Tekkenfreak4]

Man, 7his is good. Anyway, S7raux, go7 yer sabre on ya?

*munch munch gone*

[Moon Redeemer]

The puppet comes straight over and headbutts your ha - wait, no, your head. Yes, it headbutted you in the head. You are the puppet. Yes.

¶¶...Hey, that waS mean! Why wOuwd yOu dO that?...¶¶

[mr_19]

He hears the word "sharma" and giggles to himself.
[|:| I don't wear face-paint, and never had, because...well. I do not follow the religion of slaughter. Your friend Sharma seems to if hes donned the face paint~ I'm fairly surprised he hasn't culled you yet.

[BishouTaka]

Pireke is not willing to help stop Fluffy from harassing poor innocent puppets, so she is available. Fluffy waves his arms angrily.
YOU WERE GIVIN ME A FUNNY LOOK BITCH }D8

[Moon Redeemer]

¶¶...But yOu wewe gwOwwing at me fiwSt!...¶¶
¶¶...Why wOuwd I nOt be giving funny wOOKS tO a funny puppet whO gwOwwS fOw nO weaSOn?...¶¶