It was just another regular day on the old idiot box. The news kept pouring in, the sports kept sporting, people kept robbing convenience stores, the eyes in the sky continued to watch...
Please stand by...
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Mods:
Schazer
PL
1. Airey
2. absoluteCertainty/beruru, War Reporter, Town Docblocker, died N4
3. youdont12know T.S. Eliot
4. Crilly
5. A Killer Cuppa Tea
6. curiousCat, Fleet of Motorbikes, Scum Roleblocker, lynched D5
7. Jacquerel, Strike Beer Girl, Lategame Selfconfirmer, died N1
8. forkinyoureye Solaris, scum willsmith, died N5
9. MrGuy, Octogenarian Housewife, Town Vanilla, lynched D2
10. Acionyx, The Director, Town Self-governor, died N3
11. mperviousScofflaw rogue of void
12. mr_y_not
13. Mister Visceral, NEUTRION KID, Town vanilla, died N2
14. Red709, mainsuit/Kaiju, Town Evennight vig.
15. Mirdini, WigIlante SK, died N5
16. konec0, Baseball Pitcher, Town Vanilla
17. MathGirl277, Covert Alien Newslady, Every-odd-day Scum Town Crier, lynched D1
18. Pharas
19. seastormjt, Police Chief, Scum Watcher, died N2
20. problemProtagonist, SPACEHAWK, Vanilla town, lynched D3
21. Potato Panic
1. Lynch Syntax is „Lynch: Person” or „Vote: Person”. Make it bold and optionally colourful. Please Unvote when you change target!
2. Deadlines: If you miss a deadline, you will automatically choose to visit nobody. If Day runs out, a softlynch will take place, unless half of the players have died.
3. You may not contact other players privately unless your role allows it.
4. Mass Claims: I will make it sure that mass claiming will not help anyone at all. Expect lot of vanillas and roles you don't want to claim
5. You are not allowed to quote the PM that I have sent to you, but you may paraphrase it.
6. Do not edit posts, or delete posts!
7. Do not post in the thread during the night. Go to sleep (or to scheme)
8. Dead people are allowed to make one BLUH post. It may not contain information regarding the game.
9. No cyphers! The point of the game is that during the day all communications are open. You can however employ steganography.
10. I will answer most of your questions you ask in your QuickTopic, but the answer might only be “Who knows”.
12. If you want to be replaced, please ask me in advance.
13. Talk at least once each day, or you’ll be replaced or modkilled, unless you had a legitimate reason for not posting.
14. Play to Win. Don’t give up or reveal the rest of your team.
15. Don't be a jerk. Relax, this is a game. Don't resort to vulgarity when you are cornered. This can overrule rule 14.
16. Karkat Rule: Do not fake day power activations. Addendum: If someone claims to have used a day power to end the day, assume the day has ended.
There are no Jesters.
No Random Roles.
No Usurpers.
Final Destination.
Last edited by ProfessorLizzard; 04-26-2012 at 02:43 AM.
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Originally Posted by absoluteCertainty
why is everyone roleclaiming
seriously if there is an obliterate tomorrow
and the next day
and the next day
and the day after that
etc.
14:26 <Deceptive> Once you get sucked into the vortex of mafia it is hard to escape.
22:46 CheeseDeluxe I was right about Patashu the whole time
22:46 CheeseDeluxe And nobody gave a damn
22:46 CheeseDeluxe ;^;
22:46 PrimeIntellect of course not
22:46 PrimeIntellect i was hungry
20:25 TallyBot No votes have been cast.
20:25 TallyBot A majority has been reached.
20:25 TallyBot beruru has died.
20:25 Trout Tallybot: "A no lynch? fuck that, kill beru."
22:27 ACionyx: 3 ( Sotek Trout Zatch ).
22:27 TallyBot A majority has been reached.
22:27 TallyBot nolynch has died.
11:01 Godbot LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
11:01 Godbot that is your victory call
11:01 Godbot it's right here in my field guide
11:01 Godbot I have this little whistle to mimic your call
11:01 Godbot and some earplugs
Originally Posted by Epamynondas
Remember when you were in school, and half of the class was talking, and the teacher told you to shut up, and you answered that everybody else was talking too?
Remember when the teacher asked you how that changed the fact that you were talking?
Yeah, it's the same.
Except this time you'll die.
23:19 Sotek beru is only happy if she can make people eat words >:|
23:19 Sotek IT IS THE ONLY WAY SHE KNOWS JOY
Originally Posted by Sotek
Originally Posted by Chumpy
nick cage represents sanity
When does this happen?
when it is covered in bees
16:28 Patashu the only reason why you people die n1 is because you're the only people who know how to play mafia here
22:08 curiousCat I just keep going
22:08 curiousCat like an energizer bunny
22:08 curiousCat but like
22:09 curiousCat made of rotting flesh
19:58 Chirality "Hey Chiral, you now are supposed to have sick fetishes"
19:58 Watts Have an oblit fetish then
19:58 Chirality I got over it
19:58 Chirality When there was no one else to oblit
20:32 Chirality Physicists keep talking about space-time
20:32 Chirality It's actually space-derp-time
20:32 Chirality derp is an integral part of the universe
20:41 x1372 "The sacrifice is a gun that the witches accidentally shoot themselves in the foot with."
20:41 x1372 "the angel protection vote is more akin to a pillow"
20:41 curiousCat uh, no
20:41 x1372 "chumpy just used that pillow to decapitate the priest"
20:41 curiousCat The sacrifice is a gun the witches were using to intentionally shoot themselves in the foot with.
20:42 curiousCat P:
20:42 x1372 well
20:42 x1372 its just a good thing that's never become an issue in any of the dersehunt games
20:42 x1372 ANYWAY.
Originally Posted by Chirality
Never. Try. To. Control. Killers.
That would be all.
[23:23] <x1372> chiral isn't happy with victory
[23:23] <x1372> he's only happy when the moderator is weeping
<Wattz> Some people want to be the master of scumhuntmon
<Wattz> No fuck that
<Wattz> I wanna kill 'em all
<Wattz> Jan Valentine standin' proud on a charred mountain of blood and guts
<Wattz> scratchin' his crotch and smokin' a cigar
<Wattz> "Welp, time to go home and masturbate"
<Wattz> Like he always promised ;w;
<Wattz> Sotek should be banned from tournament play
<Trout> Sotek is the zapdos/pit of mafia
<gloomyMoron> Are there any minors here? Because this conversation is gold. But like gold that's been covered in feces and is filthy, but I can't tell whether it's hilarious or sad.
<Wattz> We would like to take this opportunity to remind you that the IRC cannot speak.
<Wattz> In the event that the IRC does speak, we urge you to disregard its advice.
[01:32] <Wattz> I can finger exactly one scum based on pretty much nothing
[22:40] <Chirality> werupu?
[22:40] <Chirality> Is that the evil self of Beruru
[22:40] <Chirality> Oh wait, Beruru is the evil self
[21:47] <Chirality> And on Beru's side, I think that she'd try to take down the Harper government before going for one city in a country she doesn't live in
[21:47] <Chirality>
[21:48] <Blueberry> well harper isn't the mafia is he
[21:48] <Chirality> Of course he is
<Brocrates> have you seen a diagram of female sexual organs
<Brocrates> ^u^ is that
<Brocrates> obviously
<Loather> only diagrams, bro
<Loather> only diagrams
[01:58] <Chirality> But, Yes beru
[01:58] <Chirality> You should be having adventure time in your bed now
[20:11] <soundlyParanoid> BUSTED LIKE A FIVE DOLLAR WHORE GOING DOWN ON AN UNDERCOVER POLICEMAN
[21:54] <Sotek> I successfully ate food without any getting into my hole!
<Jacquerel> turns out mafia was throwing soiled toilet paper at a giant crocodile
<Acionyx> PLEASE GOD(FATHER)
<Acionyx> JUST ONE VOTE
<beruru> you're the godfather
<Acionyx> SHIT
[20:53] <DeceptiveGM> Prime was...
[20:53] -->| Schazer (~Schazer@182.54.164.92) has joined #mspafia
[20:53] <Acionyx> PRIME WAS SCHAZER
[13:50] <CheeseDeluxe> You're fucking an /entire/ zoo?
[13:50] <CheeseDeluxe> that's gonna be hard :x
[13:51] <Acionyx> well it's kind of hard to do soft
[16:45] <Watts> If there was an internet equivalent to pantsing you could do it to me and I would prance about with my virtual ding-dong wobbling around
<Tallybot> beruru rides like a mechanical bull!
[18:59] <GenetiXientist> I'M JUST MAKING AN OBSERVATION
[18:59] <soundlyParanoid> THAT WON'T SAVE YOU FROM SARCASTIC REMARKS
[18:59] <GenetiXientist> WHY NOT?
[19:00] <soundlyParanoid> Y NOT GOT LYNCHED
[23:38] PrimeIntellect my pain
[23:38] PrimeIntellect is unbearable
[23:38] PrimeIntellect unberuable
[23:38] PrimeIntellect i cannot beru it
Originally Posted by imperviousScofflaw
I understand that my role is too bad-ass and you think that I can't possibly be what I claim, but I am NOBUNAGA, MOTHERFUCKERS. I DON'T GIVE SHITS, I CONQUER THEM.
17:44 Eidolonic Has anyone that I remotely trust with my mental health looked over the setup?
17:45 Eidolonic It's not that I don't trust you, Tea, it's just
17:45 Deceptive you don't trust tea with your mental health?
17:45 Eidolonic Would you?
17:45 Deceptive oh god no
17:46 Eidolonic It's like when I had sex with your mother, and felt like my dick was on fire.
17:46 Eidolonic Firections.
17:46 Eidolonic Hm.
Originally Posted by absoluteCertainty
obviously i am the pants charmer
i play my flute
the pants come off
23:04 x1372 I can imagine myself entering the medium
23:04 x1372 first thing I'd see is another version of myself jumping for the kernelsprite
23:04 x1372 only to get tackled out of the way by another version of me and both fall off a cliff to their deaths
23:04 x1372 and I'd be like "FUCK I'm the something of time aren't I?"
x1372 I just was catching up on the image manip thread and decided to share just a taste of the suffering
x1372 MSB has declared that aradia caNNon is now a meme and cannot be nominated
yd12k You read that tread on purpose?
x1372 well
x1372 I read the first 3 because I found them funny an enjoyable
x1372 and I don't know when to let go so
yd12k Are you a masochist?
x1372 yeah
Originally Posted by StiqFigurMaster
As it turns out, mafia strategems fall apart really quickly on the chronically stupid.
Originally Posted by Ponynautilus
Blasphemy.
The two are one and the same.
Who rules the mind commands the heart,
Who rules the heart commands the harem,
Who rules the harem commands the world.
Edit: Any suggestions on how to platonically captain a warship?
I will channel my inner Airey, as the king himself seems to be a bit unwell (you joined outright? Seriously?) and offer my services as a replacement.
Originally Posted by Avi
This update raises the obvious and perplexing question of whether you can be in double rainbows with someone, and whether that romantic pairing would constitute a miracle.
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
00:44 Watts I DON'T KNOW WHO I'M DEFYING
00:44 Watts BUT I AM DOING IT SO HARD
00:44 Schazer <Watts> I AM DOING IT SO HARD
00:45 Watts embraces the awkwardness
00:45 Watts makes out with it, fondles it
00:45 Watts unf unf unf
00:45 --- curiousCat is back
00:45 curiousCat what
00:45 Chirality :|
00:45 Watts WERE YOU CURIOUS?
00:45 Watts ;3
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
19:46 Watts I tend to get like that when I'm happy
19:46 Watts I am like a happiness battering ram
19:47 Watts imparting 20 tons of wooden splintery happiness to anyone who gets in my way
19:47 Watts ALL 50,000 OF MY WATTS ARE CURRENTLY, IN FACT, UNSTOPPABLE
19:47 Deceptive That sounds more lke you are breakingdownour happiness and ruining it
19:47 Watts No
19:47 Watts It is the Happy Battering Ram of Midas in a sense
19:47 Watts Everything it obliterates turns to happy
19:48 Watts and then I guess reforms
19:48 GenetiXientist Watts, I'm considering just dedicating part of my signature to quotes from you.
19:48 Deceptive What I mean is
19:48 Watts It is not a very good battering ram
19:48 Deceptive It sounds like
19:48 Watts but that is the sacrifice one must make to rescue a metaphor
19:48 Deceptive A battering ram for happy
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
19:49 Watts I did that to Schaz although kind of by accident
19:49 GenetiXientist Schazer is now a verb?
19:49 Deceptive i'm rather happy when i'm ramming
19:49 Watts She was always a verb
19:49 Watts It has many nuances in meaning
19:49 Watts You may not get the full force of the word unless you speak Kickass
19:50 Watts Speaking of which I should stop speaking Kissass
19:50 Watts > >
19:50 Watts NOPE STILL HAPPY *OBLITERATES SHIFTY EYES*
19:50 Deceptive I'm more fluent in Dumbass
19:50 Watts There are many subsets of the Ass language
19:51 Watts It is as diverse in syntax and expression as the myriad variations of ass curvature
19:51 Deceptive We should all stop talking out of our asses
19:51 Watts I'm not sure how we even got started
19:52 Watts You could say I'm asstounded
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
13:38 Watts shifts into MAXIMUM OVERPUN
13:38 GenetiXientist NOOOOOOOO
13:38 Schazer readies the breaks
13:38 GenetiXientist readies the copy/paste for more Watts sigquotes
13:38 Watts Lol
13:38 Watts False alarm
13:39 GenetiXientist Oh, okay.
13:39 Watts I am short on puns toay
13:39 Watts today*
13:39 Schazer grabs the knee-basher which is also the tethering lasso?
13:39 Watts and my shirt opened?
13:39 Schazer I dunno where I was going with that one
13:39 Watts I don't even know where you were coming
13:39 GenetiXientist Schazer, the only thing that works like that is a steel cable. You're STRONG.
13:39 Watts ...from
13:39 Watts I said from
13:40 Schazer that doesn't get any better
13:40 Schazer when you think about it
13:40 Schazer or think about it amended
13:40 Watts ...
13:40 GenetiXientist No, it really doesn't.
13:40 Watts God dommot schozor
13:40 Schazer sniggers
13:40 Watts snoggors
13:40 Watts Wait
13:40 Watts FUCK
13:40 Schazer Watts darling not in front of the children
13:40 Watts ARGH
13:40 Schazer they've got their sigquotes primed and ready
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
13:45 Schazer Watts I love you but I fear I cannot keep your left foot stapled to the floor forever
13:46 Schazer one day you will break free and run wild as you were meant to
13:46 Schazer except maybe with a limp because of the staples
13:46 Watts Noooo
13:46 Watts Ohgaud I feel a Britney Spears song coming on
13:46 Watts although she probably didn't write it
13:46 Watts I'M A
13:46 Watts /slaaaaaave/
13:46 Watts for you~
13:46 CheeseDeluxe and you guys say that watts/schazer won't happen
13:47 CheeseDeluxe do i need to write stories about this
13:47 Watts Cheese quiet >///>
13:47 CheeseDeluxe nuuuuuuuuu
13:47 Schazer sssssh
13:47 soundlyParanoid let it play out in peace
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
12:39 Watts SCHAZ I AM READING ALLSTARS
12:39 Watts IN A MIX OF
12:39 Watts THINGS
12:39 Watts I THINK THEY'RE EMOTIONS
12:40 Watts ONE OF THEM IS GRANOLAMAN I THINK
12:40 Watts one of them is definitely you though
12:41 Solaris oh man
12:41 Solaris what is with theses newbies whose names start with b
12:42 Watts srsly though how could you ; A;
12:42 Watts what's he got that i haven't got
12:42 Solaris watts
12:42 SoundlyParanoid BECAUSE IT WAS HILARIOUS
12:42 Solaris I dont think you /understand/
12:42 Schazer A badboy streak and a historical enmity?
12:42 Solaris what they have
12:42 Solaris is deepp
12:42 Watts ...
12:42 Watts ;_;
12:42 SoundlyParanoid IT GOES BACK TO SCMALTZ 1
12:42 SoundlyParanoid I THINK
12:42 Watts That hurts Schaz
12:42 Schazer It's not the same as our being bodystacker buddies
12:42 Schazer Watts
12:42 Schazer you are not a badboy
12:42 Watts I HAVE TRIED BEING A BAD BOY I REALLY HAVE
12:42 Schazer you are too cute
12:42 Watts ;____________________;
12:43 Watts i, i just
12:43 Watts sobs, runs off
12:43 Schazer sighs
12:43 Schazer also logs this for future posterity
12:43 Watts goddamnit
12:43 Watts sometimes i forget it's me saying things
12:43 x1372 schazer logs EVERYTHING
12:43 x1372 ALWAYS.
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
20:44 Schazer Watts I think I've made my vaguely inappropriate feelings pretty clear
20:44 Watts I TOOK BODYSTACK 101 BECAUSE I HEARD YOU WERE MAJORING IN THIRD PARTY
20:44 Watts AND YOU WEREN'T THERE
20:45 Watts i left a note on your mafialocker
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
21:29 SoundlyParanoid I HAVE A CAT IN MY FACE
21:29 SoundlyParanoid I go to the bathroom
21:29 SoundlyParanoid she whines.
21:29 SoundlyParanoid I am not in view
21:29 SoundlyParanoid she whines
21:29 Watts PARA I KNOW YOU'RE UP TO YOUR EYEBALLS IN PUSSY BUT
21:30 Watts IT IS IMPOLITE TO DIVIDE YOUR ATTENTION
21:30 Watts What it is :L
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
22:57 Watts TREETREETREETREETREETREE
22:57 GenetiXientist ....
22:57 x1372 I do not understand.
22:57 GenetiXientist Sigquote
22:57 Watts Knuckles is my spirit animal
22:58 Watts ...ok I stole that from somebody
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
13:19 Watts MY FUCK IS FULL OF BRAIN
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
03:50 Watts What am I a steak dinner
03:50 Godbot (the ideal scenario is one cook with many arms)
03:50 Wattz Well I /am/ getting hungry ;P
03:50 Watts O/////O >/////>
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
00:49 beruru watts, business cards came from japan
00:49 Watts They migrated
00:49 Watts Flew over by the thousands
00:49 Watts OUR BUSINESS CARDS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN
Originally Posted by #MSPAFIA
01:11 Watts And actually making no sense is many fun
01:12 Watts Very liberating :L
Your chumhandle is curiousCat and you are never, ever sarcastic.
seedy: spidercat, spidercat / where the hell is she at / lurking hard, lots of fluff / just grins when you give her guff / watch ouuuuuut when she gets power roles
[17:59] <@Sotek> sounds good. cat is a bitch to lynch anyway
[17:59] <@Sotek> she does her little cat dance and everyone gets distracted
StiqFigurMaster: Nothing personal cat, but I'm always okay with lynching cat, she's like a ball of indistinguishable meta of pain and misery
Eidolonic: she wants to be the very best / like no one ever was / to unnerve us is her real test / to be unreadable is her cause
Sruixan: if Cat can just keep herself alive (and given how it's Cat we're talking about here I'm sure we'll be fine)
Gloomy: I swear, Cat. The ONE time I give you leeway, you are actually full on scum. >.>
Acio: ┻━┻ ︵ ¯\(ツ)/¯ ︵ ┻━┻: (1) (Curiouscat)
Deceptive: Giving Cat something is a gamble. I have full faith that she will use it very well. I just have no idea if she is actually town or scum.
"Metaphysical realists to this day continue to argue about whether points (space-time points, nowadays, rather than points on a plane or in three-dimensional space) are individuals or properties, particulars or mere limits, etc. My view is that God himself, if he consented to answer the question, 'Do points really exist or are they mere limits?', would say 'I don't know'; not because his omniscience is limited, but because there is a limit to how far questions make sense."
-- Hilary Putnam, 'Pragmatic Realism'
On Locke's Mixed Modes:
"My favorite example is 'romantic love', which supposedly didn't exist before the twelfth century. Did people act crazy before then? Yes, but it wasn't a word and so you couldn't talk about it."
-- Dr. Raymond Woller
"An idea that is not dangerous is not worthy of being called an idea at all."
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Re: TV SHOW MAFIA [13/21]
IN for yet another game
(I always get either black/blue or Red/blue, lol)
22:18 beruru red
22:18 beruru is the oblit magnet
Originally Posted by Solaris
red is the worst lynch because he is obviously the anti-wojjan GOSH
15:19 Red709 but sol weren't you listening I almost literally CAN'T gain weight
15:19 Red709 really fucking fast metabolism
15:19 Solaris okay but
15:19 Solaris going bowser
15:19 Solaris means literally eating a town
15:20 Red709 hmmmmmmmmm
15:20 Red709 depends on what town
15:20 Red709 and how much barbecue sauce I'd be allowed to use
15:24 Red709 This conversation is quite silly
15:25 Solaris well who the hell do you think you are talking to
15:25 Solaris puts on sunglasses and shoots Mirdini IN THE FACE
Originally Posted by #Mspafia
13:01 ProfessorLizzard I am magic
13:01 Red709 you're a walrus
13:01 x1372 I was going to go with school bus
13:01 ProfessorLizzard a //magic// walrus
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds x1372> ya know, come to think of it, shouldn't the townies have an easy time IDing the witches due to how TIRED they would be after staying up 5 consecutive nights?
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds ^omg
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds that explains lurkers
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds they witches arent lurking /they're sleeping/
Originally Posted by Airey
this is me, sitting here, doing nothing, just watching a cat who thinks its a mobster fighting a hippy that thinks its a cat.
01:24 Deceptive my body is ready
01:24 Deceptive for your body not being ready
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Re: TV SHOW MAFIA [16/21]
I'm going to either laugh really hard or cry when this and RCF3 daystart at the same time as Nightside and before dayend in DHIAU
(I always get either black/blue or Red/blue, lol)
22:18 beruru red
22:18 beruru is the oblit magnet
Originally Posted by Solaris
red is the worst lynch because he is obviously the anti-wojjan GOSH
15:19 Red709 but sol weren't you listening I almost literally CAN'T gain weight
15:19 Red709 really fucking fast metabolism
15:19 Solaris okay but
15:19 Solaris going bowser
15:19 Solaris means literally eating a town
15:20 Red709 hmmmmmmmmm
15:20 Red709 depends on what town
15:20 Red709 and how much barbecue sauce I'd be allowed to use
15:24 Red709 This conversation is quite silly
15:25 Solaris well who the hell do you think you are talking to
15:25 Solaris puts on sunglasses and shoots Mirdini IN THE FACE
Originally Posted by #Mspafia
13:01 ProfessorLizzard I am magic
13:01 Red709 you're a walrus
13:01 x1372 I was going to go with school bus
13:01 ProfessorLizzard a //magic// walrus
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds x1372> ya know, come to think of it, shouldn't the townies have an easy time IDing the witches due to how TIRED they would be after staying up 5 consecutive nights?
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds ^omg
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds that explains lurkers
13:06 TeaInTheSkyWithDiamonds they witches arent lurking /they're sleeping/
Originally Posted by Airey
this is me, sitting here, doing nothing, just watching a cat who thinks its a mobster fighting a hippy that thinks its a cat.
01:24 Deceptive my body is ready
01:24 Deceptive for your body not being ready