MSPA Comic Discussion JakexDirk OTP

02-23-2012, 04:41 PM #2426

Merc With A Mouth

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Re: JakexDirk OTP

IS THE GAME JIGSAW'S GAME?

Your chumhandle is mouthyMerc and you type with Mostly correct grammar but no commas or apostrophes. http://www.tumblr.com/blog/askcharlierobinson This is my tumblr.

JOIN THE REBELLION

02-23-2012, 04:42 PM #2427

P_equals_NP

Re: JakexDirk OTP

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

I'm sorry to hear that, Miriam. I guess I've just exposed your big secret!

MIRIAMMIRIANMIRIRAMMIRIAMMIRIANMIRIRAMMIRIAMMIRIAN MIRIRAMMIRIAMMIRIANMIRIRAMMIRIAMMIRIANMIRIRAMMIRIA MMIRIANMIRIRAMMIRIAMMIRIANMIRIRAMMIRIAMMIRIANMIRIR AM

if you didnt put in the extraneous N's it could be some crazy 4-letter code.

MIRA.

edit:

Originally Posted by Wade Wilson

IS THE GAME JIGSAW'S GAME?

(takes literally any opportunity to post this)
http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...ulbear-PLAY-ME

editedit: IRMA would be an acutaly name but I don't like that name that much.

Last edited by P_equals_NP; 02-23-2012 at 04:44 PM.

The world's a stage, and each of us must play our part.

Originally Posted by wrinklefudger

I seriously want it to be black hole powers, just so we can see another way universes get mad- actually, wait, no, don't do that hussie! That is going in my story, not yours!

02-23-2012, 04:42 PM #2428

Conspicuous

Still not a wizard

Re: JakexDirk OTP

It's the game where you feature in a puppet snuff film.

The great big long Jade analysis.

Tumblr.
Livebloggin' through my re-read.

02-23-2012, 04:42 PM #2429

bloodyEmissary

Ambassador to Angry Brits

Re: JakexDirk OTP

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

I'm sorry to hear that, Miriam. I guess I've just exposed your big secret!

MIRIAMMIRIANMIRIRAMMIRIAMMIRIANMIRIRAMMIRIAMMIRIANMIRIRAMMIRIAMMIRIANMIRIRAMMIRIAMMIRIANMIRIRAMMIRIAMMIRIANMIRIRAMMIRIAMMIRIANMIRIRAMMIRIAMMIRIANMIRIRAM

Ahem.

Edit: Ninja'd by the pear!

ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?

Originally Posted by A Salad

Originally Posted by Protoman

Tavros can commune with animals.

Equius is STRONG.

Vriska can control people's minds.

Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.

Karkat has shoosh pap.

Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.

Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm

Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.

Originally Posted by curiousTerminal

Originally Posted by Trapezoid

FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.

(It keeps pappening?)

Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.

So Sollux is a lesbian?

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by rufuslynx

Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.

So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.

Originally Posted by Yrr

Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.

Originally Posted by Tirgo

Originally Posted by IPadDoodler

Why is everybody shipping each other?

pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.

Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.

I will deny this happened to my grave.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.

This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.

Originally Posted by safetyboots

Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.

Originally Posted by Andrew

I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.

Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.

Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale

I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.

This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?

I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.

This will make for an interesting party later today.

Originally Posted by General-jwj

I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/

Barbarian!

Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring

Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.

Originally Posted by Greyscale

Originally Posted by Legendary

Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.

That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.

Tends to do bad things to eyeballs, I think.

Like turn them into Xs?

Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by kmsumrall

I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.

I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.

A++ would chainsaw again

Originally Posted by PumpkinMan

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.

Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.

He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.

Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition

I don't think you guys understand.

There's a fucking diamond in that translation.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Asphodel

Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb

every time

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by deathsbuddy

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)

I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.

It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.

...
oh my god

Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she

Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U

George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist

This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.

I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?

THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Kaleb702

It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.

It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?

I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.

Originally Posted by M41C3LPH

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl

Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?

No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible

In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.

Originally Posted by Wacom Guy

Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?

The same way I felt about Notch's beard.

PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.

I'm terribly sorry.

02-23-2012, 04:44 PM #2430

Daniel990

Rogue of SPACE!/Witch of Blood

Re: JakexDirk OTP

Originally Posted by Wade Wilson

DANI WHAT GAME ARE YOU REFERRING TO?

The game was the game where ten people had to PM me.
They already did, and now you can't anymore.
Anyway, the game's over.
I will now list the winners in a few seconds.

There was a RADIOHEAD QUOTE here. It's gone now.

THE BEST ADVENTURE IN THE WORLD

TUMBLR WITH GUNNERKRIGG COURT AND STUFF.
Sigquotes:

Originally Posted by newbonomicon

MY GOD

The reason the first session failed wasn't because of the cancer.

IT WAS BECAUSE THERE WAS NO PROBLEM SLEUTH TWO

Originally Posted by Triangle Man

Originally Posted by bibliomaniac

Originally Posted by Triangle Man

Scratch Hussie is so awesome and popular that his last update made the entire internet crash for a period of 48 hours.

Society almost collapsed as a result.

Wait. How is that any different from our Hussie. I'm not getting it.

He was able to do this with a regular, non-flash-animated update.

I think. My sources may or may not be reliable on this.

Originally Posted by Sizik

It sounds like she has a British accent.

Wait...

British...

Lord British...

Lord English...

OH MY GOD

UU IS MS. PAINT!

Originally Posted by ShyGuy

Originally Posted by LMLYP

Originally Posted by Efesell

Originally Posted by LMLYP

this is the most terrifying part of the update

GT: When do i get to learn your name by the way?
UU: hm trUthfUlly?
UU: it may be for the best that yoU never know it.
UU: it coUld stir Up some things best left in their present eqUilibriUm.

Nor do you know whose shoulders it was meant to cover. If you knew that - if you even knew his name - you would understand terror no human ever has.

But there are rules to his entry, and his grim procession through paradox space is rather orderly. The present equilibrium has accounted for him, and will continue to.

oh yeah and "cascading sequence" but someone already caught that i see
so is there any chance uu isn't working for le

This is just kind of silly.

are you implying those three callbacks arent deliberate as all fuck? the question is "is andrew screwing with us or does this mean something".

your references seem to imply that UU is LE, as Jake is specifically asking for UU's name.

if UU is LE,

the retroactively funniest thing in homestuck would be the universe devouring time travelling scourge of paradox space going 'kisses'

Originally Posted by ceilingotaku

Jane, while under the influence of Nepeta's hat, which was under the influence of Betty Crocker, pushed Jake down a flight of stairs on a spaceship that was shortly afterwards blown to bits by a Prospitan spaceship by sending a vine out and whippin' it good.

If this isn't canon I don't know what is.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I think any Genetic Shit which involves green slime and time travel is automatically Weird.

Originally Posted by Ken

Originally Posted by Rikushadow5

Oh, yeah. Somebody feel like explaining the whole "Potato" thing? Is it some weird Forum Joke I missed and/or was not here for?

Potatoes are the larval stage of french fries. Seems sufficient to me.

Originally Posted by oogley

I just looked up cuttlefish. Turns out they sometimes eat each other. And have green-blue blood. And have three hearts. And see about eight times better than most creatures. And their eyes are Ws

FEFERI IS KANAYA (because vampire) IS TEREZI (because teal blood) IS SOLLUX (because three lives) IS VRISKA (because vision 8fold) IS ERIDAN (because W) IS NEPETA (because tranistive property of Nepeta) IS LORD ENGLISH (because shut up).

Also: Tangle buddies!

/le shit
*Shot
*Sign

Originally Posted by killerlamb

Noone's ever sigquoted me before

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I swear every time I come into this thread now I see the word lesbian

just

every time

Originally Posted by Anavirable

This is Homestuck. It will be both ridiculously serious and seriously ridiculous.

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Why are you nervous this is the Sex Ed Thread penis vagina nipples underwear masturbation

see no embarrassment

Originally Posted by Aerok12

i dreamed that there was an [s] update but it was just a neverending series of shitty homestuck amvs

it was absolutely terrifying

Best canon banner:
http://i.imgur.com/wuTz8.png
Drillgorg's watching you:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/38437009/120219-164304.jpg

Ooel Rhykchfzr jhfkf.

02-23-2012, 04:44 PM #2431

Ace of Dark-Hearts

Uses Abbrvtns 2 Condescend u

Re: JakexDirk OTP

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Ahem.

Edit: Ninja'd by the pear!

I

I don't know how that N got there.

/reaches for a towel

My tumblr. Also here is my art and music blog. Check 'em out, maybe?

Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.

Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.

Quotes:

Originally Posted by shadowedAngel

Originally Posted by OrangeAipom

Hussie will never make your dreams come true.

Because he is lazy.

Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.

Originally Posted by Drillgorg

Originally Posted by pirrou

Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.

I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this

But look at your avatar...

Originally Posted by Kíeros

Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.

"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.

His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.

Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."

Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.

Originally Posted by Wulf

Originally Posted by rogue of void

Originally Posted by FowlJ

Originally Posted by Panda-s1

naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.

Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.

That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.

Was, he got off on those charges remember?

Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

Originally Posted by Everanix

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Page 88!!!!!!!!

Let's talk about spidertrolls.

I'm in favour of them.

Aranea's a pretty fly chick.

Spidertroll convo end.

I think we've had enough of them.

I believe we just had the perfect conversation.

02-23-2012, 04:45 PM #2432

Wade Wilson

Merc With A Mouth

Re: JakexDirk OTP

Dsamn my Bathroom abolutions.

Your chumhandle is mouthyMerc and you type with Mostly correct grammar but no commas or apostrophes. http://www.tumblr.com/blog/askcharlierobinson This is my tumblr.

JOIN THE REBELLION

02-23-2012, 04:46 PM #2433

Daniel990

Rogue of SPACE!/Witch of Blood

Re: JakexDirk OTP

RMIIARRAMMRMIARIIMIMMIMIIAMIIMIMIIMRMRMMIAMMRMMIIM IRRRRARMRMAMIRRARMMMIIMRRIIIIIMIRIMIRIRARIAMARIMIM AMRMMIMIIMIMMIRIIRAIIMIMIIMMRMIIIIRRIAMIMRAMAIRRMI IIMIIAMMMMRIAMIAIAIMIMIAIRMMAMRARMIMMIMAIIMMMMRRMI RMRMRAIMIAMIIIMMAIRIAAIRIIAMAARRMIMMRMAIRMIMRAIAIA IMIMIAMRIIAMIMMIMRMIIIRMIMARRRIRMMRIIARIMMMMAIAMAR MAIMMMAMIARAIMMIMIIAMMMAMIAAMMIMRIIIAARRIRMIRIIIRI MIAMIIRIIMMIIMMIRRAMIAIMARIIMIMIAMAIIIMIMIIAMIRAIM RIIIMAIIMMMRA

Now for the list.

There was a RADIOHEAD QUOTE here. It's gone now.

THE BEST ADVENTURE IN THE WORLD

TUMBLR WITH GUNNERKRIGG COURT AND STUFF.
Sigquotes:

Originally Posted by newbonomicon

MY GOD

The reason the first session failed wasn't because of the cancer.

IT WAS BECAUSE THERE WAS NO PROBLEM SLEUTH TWO

Originally Posted by Triangle Man

Originally Posted by bibliomaniac

Originally Posted by Triangle Man

Scratch Hussie is so awesome and popular that his last update made the entire internet crash for a period of 48 hours.

Society almost collapsed as a result.

Wait. How is that any different from our Hussie. I'm not getting it.

He was able to do this with a regular, non-flash-animated update.

I think. My sources may or may not be reliable on this.

Originally Posted by Sizik

It sounds like she has a British accent.

Wait...

British...

Lord British...

Lord English...

OH MY GOD

UU IS MS. PAINT!

Originally Posted by ShyGuy

Originally Posted by LMLYP

Originally Posted by Efesell

Originally Posted by LMLYP

this is the most terrifying part of the update

GT: When do i get to learn your name by the way?
UU: hm trUthfUlly?
UU: it may be for the best that yoU never know it.
UU: it coUld stir Up some things best left in their present eqUilibriUm.

Nor do you know whose shoulders it was meant to cover. If you knew that - if you even knew his name - you would understand terror no human ever has.

But there are rules to his entry, and his grim procession through paradox space is rather orderly. The present equilibrium has accounted for him, and will continue to.

oh yeah and "cascading sequence" but someone already caught that i see
so is there any chance uu isn't working for le

This is just kind of silly.

are you implying those three callbacks arent deliberate as all fuck? the question is "is andrew screwing with us or does this mean something".

your references seem to imply that UU is LE, as Jake is specifically asking for UU's name.

if UU is LE,

the retroactively funniest thing in homestuck would be the universe devouring time travelling scourge of paradox space going 'kisses'

Originally Posted by ceilingotaku

Jane, while under the influence of Nepeta's hat, which was under the influence of Betty Crocker, pushed Jake down a flight of stairs on a spaceship that was shortly afterwards blown to bits by a Prospitan spaceship by sending a vine out and whippin' it good.

If this isn't canon I don't know what is.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I think any Genetic Shit which involves green slime and time travel is automatically Weird.

Originally Posted by Ken

Originally Posted by Rikushadow5

Oh, yeah. Somebody feel like explaining the whole "Potato" thing? Is it some weird Forum Joke I missed and/or was not here for?

Potatoes are the larval stage of french fries. Seems sufficient to me.

Originally Posted by oogley

I just looked up cuttlefish. Turns out they sometimes eat each other. And have green-blue blood. And have three hearts. And see about eight times better than most creatures. And their eyes are Ws

FEFERI IS KANAYA (because vampire) IS TEREZI (because teal blood) IS SOLLUX (because three lives) IS VRISKA (because vision 8fold) IS ERIDAN (because W) IS NEPETA (because tranistive property of Nepeta) IS LORD ENGLISH (because shut up).

Also: Tangle buddies!

/le shit
*Shot
*Sign

Originally Posted by killerlamb

Noone's ever sigquoted me before

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I swear every time I come into this thread now I see the word lesbian

just

every time

Originally Posted by Anavirable

This is Homestuck. It will be both ridiculously serious and seriously ridiculous.

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Why are you nervous this is the Sex Ed Thread penis vagina nipples underwear masturbation

see no embarrassment

Originally Posted by Aerok12

i dreamed that there was an [s] update but it was just a neverending series of shitty homestuck amvs

it was absolutely terrifying

Best canon banner:
http://i.imgur.com/wuTz8.png
Drillgorg's watching you:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/38437009/120219-164304.jpg

Ooel Rhykchfzr jhfkf.

02-23-2012, 04:47 PM #2434

Ace of Dark-Hearts

Uses Abbrvtns 2 Condescend u

Re: JakexDirk OTP

Originally Posted by Daniel990

RMIIARRAMMRMIARIIMIMMIMIIAMIIMIMIIMRMRMMIAMMRMMIIM IRRRRARMRMAMIRRARMMMIIMRRIIIIIMIRIMIRIRARIAMARIMIM AMRMMIMIIMIMMIRIIRAIIMIMIIMMRMIIIIRRIAMIMRAMAIRRMI IIMIIAMMMMRIAMIAIAIMIMIAIRMMAMRARMIMMIMAIIMMMMRRMI RMRMRAIMIAMIIIMMAIRIAAIRIIAMAARRMIMMRMAIRMIMRAIAIA IMIMIAMRIIAMIMMIMRMIIIRMIMARRRIRMMRIIARIMMMMAIAMAR MAIMMMAMIARAIMMIMIIAMMMAMIAAMMIMRIIIAARRIRMIRIIIRI MIAMIIRIIMMIIMMIRRAMIAIMARIIMIMIAMAIIIMIMIIAMIRAIM RIIIMAIIMMMRA

Oh my god that is perfect.

My tumblr. Also here is my art and music blog. Check 'em out, maybe?

Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.

Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.

Quotes:

Originally Posted by shadowedAngel

Originally Posted by OrangeAipom

Hussie will never make your dreams come true.

Because he is lazy.

Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.

Originally Posted by Drillgorg

Originally Posted by pirrou

Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.

I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this

But look at your avatar...

Originally Posted by Kíeros

Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.

"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.

His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.

Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."

Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.

Originally Posted by Wulf

Originally Posted by rogue of void

Originally Posted by FowlJ

Originally Posted by Panda-s1

naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.

Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.

That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.

Was, he got off on those charges remember?

Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

Originally Posted by Everanix

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Page 88!!!!!!!!

Let's talk about spidertrolls.

I'm in favour of them.

Aranea's a pretty fly chick.

Spidertroll convo end.

I think we've had enough of them.

I believe we just had the perfect conversation.

02-23-2012, 04:47 PM #2435

bloodyEmissary

Ambassador to Angry Brits

Re: JakexDirk OTP

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

I

I don't know how that N got there.

/reaches for a towel

Here, I'll fix it for you.

TIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMY TIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMY TIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMY TIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMY

ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?

Originally Posted by A Salad

Originally Posted by Protoman

Tavros can commune with animals.

Equius is STRONG.

Vriska can control people's minds.

Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.

Karkat has shoosh pap.

Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.

Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm

Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.

Originally Posted by curiousTerminal

Originally Posted by Trapezoid

FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.

(It keeps pappening?)

Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.

So Sollux is a lesbian?

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by rufuslynx

Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.

So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.

Originally Posted by Yrr

Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.

Originally Posted by Tirgo

Originally Posted by IPadDoodler

Why is everybody shipping each other?

pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.

Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.

I will deny this happened to my grave.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.

This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.

Originally Posted by safetyboots

Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.

Originally Posted by Andrew

I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.

Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.

Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale

I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.

This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?

I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.

This will make for an interesting party later today.

Originally Posted by General-jwj

I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/

Barbarian!

Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring

Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.

Originally Posted by Greyscale

Originally Posted by Legendary

Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.

That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.

Tends to do bad things to eyeballs, I think.

Like turn them into Xs?

Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by kmsumrall

I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.

I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.

A++ would chainsaw again

Originally Posted by PumpkinMan

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.

Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.

He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.

Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition

I don't think you guys understand.

There's a fucking diamond in that translation.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Asphodel

Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb

every time

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by deathsbuddy

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)

I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.

It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.

...
oh my god

Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she

Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U

George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist

This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.

I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?

THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Kaleb702

It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.

It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?

I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.

Originally Posted by M41C3LPH

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl

Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?

No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible

In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.

Originally Posted by Wacom Guy

Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?

The same way I felt about Notch's beard.

PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.

I'm terribly sorry.

02-23-2012, 04:48 PM #2436

P_equals_NP

Re: JakexDirk OTP

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Oh my god that is perfect.

pearfect even.

also man since i pearmanently have 68 unread messages, whenever i get an actual new notification, my thing tells me "69 unread notifications"

The world's a stage, and each of us must play our part.

Originally Posted by wrinklefudger

I seriously want it to be black hole powers, just so we can see another way universes get mad- actually, wait, no, don't do that hussie! That is going in my story, not yours!

02-23-2012, 04:49 PM #2437

Ace of Dark-Hearts

Uses Abbrvtns 2 Condescend u

Re: JakexDirk OTP

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Here, I'll fix it for you.

TIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMY TIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMY TIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMY TIMMYTIMMYTIMMYTIMMY

Using degrading nicknames isn't fair play

My tumblr. Also here is my art and music blog. Check 'em out, maybe?

Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.

Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.

Quotes:

Originally Posted by shadowedAngel

Originally Posted by OrangeAipom

Hussie will never make your dreams come true.

Because he is lazy.

Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.

Originally Posted by Drillgorg

Originally Posted by pirrou

Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.

I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this

But look at your avatar...

Originally Posted by Kíeros

Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.

"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.

His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.

Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."

Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.

Originally Posted by Wulf

Originally Posted by rogue of void

Originally Posted by FowlJ

Originally Posted by Panda-s1

naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.

Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.

That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.

Was, he got off on those charges remember?

Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

Originally Posted by Everanix

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Page 88!!!!!!!!

Let's talk about spidertrolls.

I'm in favour of them.

Aranea's a pretty fly chick.

Spidertroll convo end.

I think we've had enough of them.

I believe we just had the perfect conversation.

02-23-2012, 04:50 PM #2438

bloodyEmissary

Ambassador to Angry Brits

Re: JakexDirk OTP

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Using degrading nicknames isn't fair play

Actually it was so there would only be four different letters.
TIMOTHY.

ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?

Originally Posted by A Salad

Originally Posted by Protoman

Tavros can commune with animals.

Equius is STRONG.

Vriska can control people's minds.

Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.

Karkat has shoosh pap.

Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.

Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm

Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.

Originally Posted by curiousTerminal

Originally Posted by Trapezoid

FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.

(It keeps pappening?)

Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.

So Sollux is a lesbian?

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by rufuslynx

Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.

So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.

Originally Posted by Yrr

Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.

Originally Posted by Tirgo

Originally Posted by IPadDoodler

Why is everybody shipping each other?

pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.

Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.

I will deny this happened to my grave.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.

This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.

Originally Posted by safetyboots

Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.

Originally Posted by Andrew

I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.

Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.

Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale

I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.

This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?

I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.

This will make for an interesting party later today.

Originally Posted by General-jwj

I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/

Barbarian!

Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring

Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.

Originally Posted by Greyscale

Originally Posted by Legendary

Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.

That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.

Tends to do bad things to eyeballs, I think.

Like turn them into Xs?

Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by kmsumrall

I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.

I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.

A++ would chainsaw again

Originally Posted by PumpkinMan

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.

Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.

He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.

Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition

I don't think you guys understand.

There's a fucking diamond in that translation.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Asphodel

Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb

every time

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by deathsbuddy

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)

I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.

It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.

...
oh my god

Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she

Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U

George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist

This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.

I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?

THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Kaleb702

It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.

It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?

I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.

Originally Posted by M41C3LPH

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl

Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?

No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible

In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.

Originally Posted by Wacom Guy

Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?

The same way I felt about Notch's beard.

PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.

I'm terribly sorry.

02-23-2012, 04:50 PM #2439

Daniel990

Rogue of SPACE!/Witch of Blood

Re: JakexDirk OTP

Winners, from first to last:
1. Githe
2. Juju
3. Ace of Dark-Hearts
4. mysteriousOutsider
5. Holly
6. Mraof
7. vengeanceCreed
8. recalcitrantIre
9. bloodyEmissary
10. P_Equals_NP

Congratulations to the winners!

There was a RADIOHEAD QUOTE here. It's gone now.

THE BEST ADVENTURE IN THE WORLD

TUMBLR WITH GUNNERKRIGG COURT AND STUFF.
Sigquotes:

Originally Posted by newbonomicon

MY GOD

The reason the first session failed wasn't because of the cancer.

IT WAS BECAUSE THERE WAS NO PROBLEM SLEUTH TWO

Originally Posted by Triangle Man

Originally Posted by bibliomaniac

Originally Posted by Triangle Man

Scratch Hussie is so awesome and popular that his last update made the entire internet crash for a period of 48 hours.

Society almost collapsed as a result.

Wait. How is that any different from our Hussie. I'm not getting it.

He was able to do this with a regular, non-flash-animated update.

I think. My sources may or may not be reliable on this.

Originally Posted by Sizik

It sounds like she has a British accent.

Wait...

British...

Lord British...

Lord English...

OH MY GOD

UU IS MS. PAINT!

Originally Posted by ShyGuy

Originally Posted by LMLYP

Originally Posted by Efesell

Originally Posted by LMLYP

this is the most terrifying part of the update

GT: When do i get to learn your name by the way?
UU: hm trUthfUlly?
UU: it may be for the best that yoU never know it.
UU: it coUld stir Up some things best left in their present eqUilibriUm.

Nor do you know whose shoulders it was meant to cover. If you knew that - if you even knew his name - you would understand terror no human ever has.

But there are rules to his entry, and his grim procession through paradox space is rather orderly. The present equilibrium has accounted for him, and will continue to.

oh yeah and "cascading sequence" but someone already caught that i see
so is there any chance uu isn't working for le

This is just kind of silly.

are you implying those three callbacks arent deliberate as all fuck? the question is "is andrew screwing with us or does this mean something".

your references seem to imply that UU is LE, as Jake is specifically asking for UU's name.

if UU is LE,

the retroactively funniest thing in homestuck would be the universe devouring time travelling scourge of paradox space going 'kisses'

Originally Posted by ceilingotaku

Jane, while under the influence of Nepeta's hat, which was under the influence of Betty Crocker, pushed Jake down a flight of stairs on a spaceship that was shortly afterwards blown to bits by a Prospitan spaceship by sending a vine out and whippin' it good.

If this isn't canon I don't know what is.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I think any Genetic Shit which involves green slime and time travel is automatically Weird.

Originally Posted by Ken

Originally Posted by Rikushadow5

Oh, yeah. Somebody feel like explaining the whole "Potato" thing? Is it some weird Forum Joke I missed and/or was not here for?

Potatoes are the larval stage of french fries. Seems sufficient to me.

Originally Posted by oogley

I just looked up cuttlefish. Turns out they sometimes eat each other. And have green-blue blood. And have three hearts. And see about eight times better than most creatures. And their eyes are Ws

FEFERI IS KANAYA (because vampire) IS TEREZI (because teal blood) IS SOLLUX (because three lives) IS VRISKA (because vision 8fold) IS ERIDAN (because W) IS NEPETA (because tranistive property of Nepeta) IS LORD ENGLISH (because shut up).

Also: Tangle buddies!

/le shit
*Shot
*Sign

Originally Posted by killerlamb

Noone's ever sigquoted me before

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I swear every time I come into this thread now I see the word lesbian

just

every time

Originally Posted by Anavirable

This is Homestuck. It will be both ridiculously serious and seriously ridiculous.

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Why are you nervous this is the Sex Ed Thread penis vagina nipples underwear masturbation

see no embarrassment

Originally Posted by Aerok12

i dreamed that there was an [s] update but it was just a neverending series of shitty homestuck amvs

it was absolutely terrifying

Best canon banner:
http://i.imgur.com/wuTz8.png
Drillgorg's watching you:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/38437009/120219-164304.jpg

Ooel Rhykchfzr jhfkf.

02-23-2012, 04:51 PM #2440

Ace of Dark-Hearts

Uses Abbrvtns 2 Condescend u

Re: JakexDirk OTP

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Actually it was so there would only be four different letters.
TIMOTHY.

Oh, that clears things up.
MIRIAM.

My tumblr. Also here is my art and music blog. Check 'em out, maybe?

Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.

Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.

Quotes:

Originally Posted by shadowedAngel

Originally Posted by OrangeAipom

Hussie will never make your dreams come true.

Because he is lazy.

Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.

Originally Posted by Drillgorg

Originally Posted by pirrou

Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.

I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this

But look at your avatar...

Originally Posted by Kíeros

Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.

"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.

His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.

Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."

Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.

Originally Posted by Wulf

Originally Posted by rogue of void

Originally Posted by FowlJ

Originally Posted by Panda-s1

naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.

Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.

That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.

Was, he got off on those charges remember?

Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

Originally Posted by Everanix

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Page 88!!!!!!!!

Let's talk about spidertrolls.

I'm in favour of them.

Aranea's a pretty fly chick.

Spidertroll convo end.

I think we've had enough of them.

I believe we just had the perfect conversation.

02-23-2012, 04:51 PM #2441

bloodyEmissary

Ambassador to Angry Brits

Re: JakexDirk OTP

Wow that is big font.

ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?

Originally Posted by A Salad

Originally Posted by Protoman

Tavros can commune with animals.

Equius is STRONG.

Vriska can control people's minds.

Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.

Karkat has shoosh pap.

Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.

Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm

Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.

Originally Posted by curiousTerminal

Originally Posted by Trapezoid

FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.

(It keeps pappening?)

Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.

So Sollux is a lesbian?

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by rufuslynx

Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.

So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.

Originally Posted by Yrr

Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.

Originally Posted by Tirgo

Originally Posted by IPadDoodler

Why is everybody shipping each other?

pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.

Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.

I will deny this happened to my grave.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.

This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.

Originally Posted by safetyboots

Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.

Originally Posted by Andrew

I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.

Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.

Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale

I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.

This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?

I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.

This will make for an interesting party later today.

Originally Posted by General-jwj

I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/

Barbarian!

Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring

Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.

Originally Posted by Greyscale

Originally Posted by Legendary

Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.

That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.

Tends to do bad things to eyeballs, I think.

Like turn them into Xs?

Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by kmsumrall

I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.

I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.

A++ would chainsaw again

Originally Posted by PumpkinMan

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.

Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.

He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.

Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition

I don't think you guys understand.

There's a fucking diamond in that translation.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Asphodel

Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb

every time

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by deathsbuddy

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)

I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.

It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.

...
oh my god

Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she

Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U

George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist

This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.

I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?

THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Kaleb702

It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.

It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?

I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.

Originally Posted by M41C3LPH

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl

Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?

No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible

In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.

Originally Posted by Wacom Guy

Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?

The same way I felt about Notch's beard.

PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.

I'm terribly sorry.

02-23-2012, 04:52 PM #2442

P_equals_NP

Re: JakexDirk OTP

Originally Posted by Daniel990

Winners, from first to last:
[snip]

Congratulations to the winners!

i was wondering why Holly was smaller than bE.

The world's a stage, and each of us must play our part.

Originally Posted by wrinklefudger

I seriously want it to be black hole powers, just so we can see another way universes get mad- actually, wait, no, don't do that hussie! That is going in my story, not yours!

02-23-2012, 04:53 PM #2443

Daniel990

Rogue of SPACE!/Witch of Blood

Re: JakexDirk OTP

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

i was wondering why Holly was smaller than bE.

I accidentally used different sizes.
Shhh, don't tell her.

There was a RADIOHEAD QUOTE here. It's gone now.

THE BEST ADVENTURE IN THE WORLD

TUMBLR WITH GUNNERKRIGG COURT AND STUFF.
Sigquotes:

Originally Posted by newbonomicon

MY GOD

The reason the first session failed wasn't because of the cancer.

IT WAS BECAUSE THERE WAS NO PROBLEM SLEUTH TWO

Originally Posted by Triangle Man

Originally Posted by bibliomaniac

Originally Posted by Triangle Man

Scratch Hussie is so awesome and popular that his last update made the entire internet crash for a period of 48 hours.

Society almost collapsed as a result.

Wait. How is that any different from our Hussie. I'm not getting it.

He was able to do this with a regular, non-flash-animated update.

I think. My sources may or may not be reliable on this.

Originally Posted by Sizik

It sounds like she has a British accent.

Wait...

British...

Lord British...

Lord English...

OH MY GOD

UU IS MS. PAINT!

Originally Posted by ShyGuy

Originally Posted by LMLYP

Originally Posted by Efesell

Originally Posted by LMLYP

this is the most terrifying part of the update

GT: When do i get to learn your name by the way?
UU: hm trUthfUlly?
UU: it may be for the best that yoU never know it.
UU: it coUld stir Up some things best left in their present eqUilibriUm.

Nor do you know whose shoulders it was meant to cover. If you knew that - if you even knew his name - you would understand terror no human ever has.

But there are rules to his entry, and his grim procession through paradox space is rather orderly. The present equilibrium has accounted for him, and will continue to.

oh yeah and "cascading sequence" but someone already caught that i see
so is there any chance uu isn't working for le

This is just kind of silly.

are you implying those three callbacks arent deliberate as all fuck? the question is "is andrew screwing with us or does this mean something".

your references seem to imply that UU is LE, as Jake is specifically asking for UU's name.

if UU is LE,

the retroactively funniest thing in homestuck would be the universe devouring time travelling scourge of paradox space going 'kisses'

Originally Posted by ceilingotaku

Jane, while under the influence of Nepeta's hat, which was under the influence of Betty Crocker, pushed Jake down a flight of stairs on a spaceship that was shortly afterwards blown to bits by a Prospitan spaceship by sending a vine out and whippin' it good.

If this isn't canon I don't know what is.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I think any Genetic Shit which involves green slime and time travel is automatically Weird.

Originally Posted by Ken

Originally Posted by Rikushadow5

Oh, yeah. Somebody feel like explaining the whole "Potato" thing? Is it some weird Forum Joke I missed and/or was not here for?

Potatoes are the larval stage of french fries. Seems sufficient to me.

Originally Posted by oogley

I just looked up cuttlefish. Turns out they sometimes eat each other. And have green-blue blood. And have three hearts. And see about eight times better than most creatures. And their eyes are Ws

FEFERI IS KANAYA (because vampire) IS TEREZI (because teal blood) IS SOLLUX (because three lives) IS VRISKA (because vision 8fold) IS ERIDAN (because W) IS NEPETA (because tranistive property of Nepeta) IS LORD ENGLISH (because shut up).

Also: Tangle buddies!

/le shit
*Shot
*Sign

Originally Posted by killerlamb

Noone's ever sigquoted me before

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I swear every time I come into this thread now I see the word lesbian

just

every time

Originally Posted by Anavirable

This is Homestuck. It will be both ridiculously serious and seriously ridiculous.

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Why are you nervous this is the Sex Ed Thread penis vagina nipples underwear masturbation

see no embarrassment

Originally Posted by Aerok12

i dreamed that there was an [s] update but it was just a neverending series of shitty homestuck amvs

it was absolutely terrifying

Best canon banner:
http://i.imgur.com/wuTz8.png
Drillgorg's watching you:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/38437009/120219-164304.jpg

Ooel Rhykchfzr jhfkf.

02-23-2012, 04:55 PM #2444

bloodyEmissary

Ambassador to Angry Brits

Re: JakexDirk OTP

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

i was wondering why Holly was smaller than bE.

no wait that's terrible

ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?

Originally Posted by A Salad

Originally Posted by Protoman

Tavros can commune with animals.

Equius is STRONG.

Vriska can control people's minds.

Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.

Karkat has shoosh pap.

Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.

Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm

Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.

Originally Posted by curiousTerminal

Originally Posted by Trapezoid

FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.

(It keeps pappening?)

Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.

So Sollux is a lesbian?

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by rufuslynx

Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.

So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.

Originally Posted by Yrr

Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.

Originally Posted by Tirgo

Originally Posted by IPadDoodler

Why is everybody shipping each other?

pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.

Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.

I will deny this happened to my grave.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.

This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.

Originally Posted by safetyboots

Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.

Originally Posted by Andrew

I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.

Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.

Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale

I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.

This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?

I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.

This will make for an interesting party later today.

Originally Posted by General-jwj

I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/

Barbarian!

Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring

Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.

Originally Posted by Greyscale

Originally Posted by Legendary

Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.

That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.

Tends to do bad things to eyeballs, I think.

Like turn them into Xs?

Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by kmsumrall

I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.

I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.

A++ would chainsaw again

Originally Posted by PumpkinMan

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.

Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.

He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.

Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition

I don't think you guys understand.

There's a fucking diamond in that translation.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Asphodel

Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb

every time

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by deathsbuddy

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)

I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.

It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.

...
oh my god

Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she

Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U

George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist

This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.

I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?

THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Kaleb702

It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.

It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?

I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.

Originally Posted by M41C3LPH

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl

Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?

No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible

In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.

Originally Posted by Wacom Guy

Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?

The same way I felt about Notch's beard.

PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.

I'm terribly sorry.

02-23-2012, 04:56 PM #2445

P_equals_NP

Re: JakexDirk OTP

Here's some tangential biology related pickup lines for Holly that I found on the internet.

You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?

edit:

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

no wait that's terrible

aughhhhhhhhhhhhhh dangit

The world's a stage, and each of us must play our part.

Originally Posted by wrinklefudger

I seriously want it to be black hole powers, just so we can see another way universes get mad- actually, wait, no, don't do that hussie! That is going in my story, not yours!

02-23-2012, 04:56 PM #2446

Ace of Dark-Hearts

Uses Abbrvtns 2 Condescend u

Re: JakexDirk OTP

Those were terrifically awful, P=NP.

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

no wait that's terrible

My tumblr. Also here is my art and music blog. Check 'em out, maybe?

Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.

Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.

Quotes:

Originally Posted by shadowedAngel

Originally Posted by OrangeAipom

Hussie will never make your dreams come true.

Because he is lazy.

Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.

Originally Posted by Drillgorg

Originally Posted by pirrou

Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.

I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this

But look at your avatar...

Originally Posted by Kíeros

Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.

"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.

His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.

Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."

Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.

Originally Posted by Wulf

Originally Posted by rogue of void

Originally Posted by FowlJ

Originally Posted by Panda-s1

naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.

Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.

That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.

Was, he got off on those charges remember?

Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

Originally Posted by Everanix

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Page 88!!!!!!!!

Let's talk about spidertrolls.

I'm in favour of them.

Aranea's a pretty fly chick.

Spidertroll convo end.

I think we've had enough of them.

I believe we just had the perfect conversation.

02-23-2012, 04:58 PM #2447

Githe

Re: JakexDirk OTP

Originally Posted by Daniel990

Winners, from first to last:
1. Githe
2. Juju
3. Ace of Dark-Hearts
4. mysteriousOutsider
5. Holly
6. Mraof
7. vengeanceCreed
8. recalcitrantIre
9. bloodyEmissary
10. P_Equals_NP

Congratulations to the winners!

Oh, I see how it is. Playing favorites are we? Juju, Ace and I will just have to take our rediculously large bags of congradulatory loot to the corner and play by ourselves؟ *snub*

02-23-2012, 05:00 PM #2448

bloodyEmissary

Ambassador to Angry Brits

Re: JakexDirk OTP

[QUOTE=P_equals_NP;6119639If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?[/QUOTE]

But

The cytoplasm is to the side of the cell wall and the cell membrane
>:???

ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?

Originally Posted by A Salad

Originally Posted by Protoman

Tavros can commune with animals.

Equius is STRONG.

Vriska can control people's minds.

Gamzee is incredibly strong when psychotic.

Karkat has shoosh pap.

Karkat is OP, Andrew please nerf.

Originally Posted by impetusPhantasm

Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.

Originally Posted by curiousTerminal

Originally Posted by Trapezoid

FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.

(It keeps pappening?)

Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.

So Sollux is a lesbian?

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by rufuslynx

Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.

So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.

Originally Posted by Yrr

Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.

Originally Posted by Tirgo

Originally Posted by IPadDoodler

Why is everybody shipping each other?

pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.

Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.

I will deny this happened to my grave.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.

This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.

Originally Posted by safetyboots

Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.

Originally Posted by Andrew

I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.

Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.

Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale

I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.

This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?

I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.

This will make for an interesting party later today.

Originally Posted by General-jwj

I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/

Barbarian!

Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring

Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.

Originally Posted by Greyscale

Originally Posted by Legendary

Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.

That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.

Tends to do bad things to eyeballs, I think.

Like turn them into Xs?

Yes, I believe that is a well documented side effect.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by kmsumrall

I like Eridan's theme. Oh, his death was pretty neat.

I will agree that, as deaths go, it was pretty great.

A++ would chainsaw again

Originally Posted by PumpkinMan

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.

Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.

He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.

Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition

I don't think you guys understand.

There's a fucking diamond in that translation.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Asphodel

Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb

every time

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by deathsbuddy

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)

I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.

It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.

...
oh my god

Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she

Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U

George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist

This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.

I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?

THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Kaleb702

It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.

It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?

I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.

Originally Posted by M41C3LPH

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl

Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?

No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible

In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.

Originally Posted by Wacom Guy

Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?

The same way I felt about Notch's beard.

PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.

I'm terribly sorry.

02-23-2012, 05:00 PM #2449

knottedOdyssey

blinky blinky

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Re: JakexDirk OTP

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

Here's some tangential biology related pickup lines for Holly that I found on the internet.

You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?

edit:

aughhhhhhhhhhhhhh dangit

i just spent the last 4 minutes going *pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft*
p=np you are perfect, never change.

Fuck Yeah Moirallegiance! My Tumblr!

Sigquotes.

Originally Posted by Everanix

Originally Posted by wrinklefudger

That is the most disgusting, and slightly erotic, thing I have ever thought of!

I'm pretty sure I say this almost every time I have an in-depth conversation about Homestuck.

Originally Posted by Kidror

Hello is this Jade? No this is dog.

Originally Posted by temporalPeregrine

Middle-aged man proposing to a thirteen year old girl.

HOMESTUCK

Originally Posted by RAK

unlike unreal air, you cannot ollie off into the air on the third and final antichrist.

Originally Posted by wrinklefudger

MSPA COMIC DISCUSSION: Tolerant of Sexualities That Do Not Yet Exist.

Originally Posted by unbeliever536

That moment when your dead alien ghost crush walks in on you arguing with an imaginary representation of your inscrutable gay suitor.

Originally Posted by Teavian

So, for example: Tavros is better than Vriska, but not as good as Dave. If Dave was a ship, he would almost be , but not really because Jade Sollux.

This one time we discussed Reversestuck.

Originally Posted by knottedOdyssey

Guys.
If you read Homestuck backwards it's about a nice man named Andrew Hussie bringing a bunch of kids back to life.

Yup.

Originally Posted by Karp

So, John makes the unfortunate mistake of staring into a death cloud, which, for this outrage, inflicts a chest wound that causes him to bleed profusely. The clouds then send their firefly minions to absorb John's powers, and, upon their success, they return to the clouds and transfer his power into them. This all occurs as WV stares on in horror.

Homestuck suddenly makes sense, now.

Originally Posted by unbeliever536

Gamzee catching Nepeta would still be bad, though. (Now he chucks her across the room into a vent)

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Oh no! Equius got himself tangled up in a bow! Good thing Gamzee was there to save him!

Originally Posted by Drillgorg

Gamzee then puts the bow back together and backs up so Equius can throw him an arrow out of his leg!

Originally Posted by Qmark

After that Gamzee watches an ICP video in reverse which causes him to mellow out and not be so angry anymore.

Originally Posted by xqz

Dave is an incredibly dedicated sword repairman

Originally Posted by Drillgorg

Jack sews WK and AR's heads back on with his sword! The green sun is shrunken down into two blue and red vials. Jade bursts through a window and restores the planets and battlefield to their session.

Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity

And Vriska would bring back her lusus to life AND repair his neighbors's house with her dice. Maaaaaaaan, that's one amazing spidertroll.

Originally Posted by xqz

The Midnight Crew Intermission backwards:

Absolutely nothing changes.

Originally Posted by Qmark

Jailbreak backwards: WHERE DO ALL THESE PUMPKINS KEEP COMING FROM

Originally Posted by wafflepan

I am laughing so hard at "homestuck in reverse."

Act 6 is about a cat sending girls into explosions and robot bunnies entering stuffed men while Dirk breaks up revolutions and Roxy fixes windows. Yep, sounds about right.

Originally Posted by Qmark

The Condesce and her fleet leave Earth, allowing the human race to reclaim the planet.

Later, the Draconian Dignitary shows off his skills by moonwalking across Derse.

Originally Posted by wafflepan

Courtyard Droll defuses a bomb and saves two giant chess pieces from certain doom, and on the final, thrilling page of the adventure, upon which our hero has finally returned home to earth, we learn his name.

Originally Posted by shadowedAngel

CD does the Heimlich Maneuver to Jake to save him from his peanut allergy.

Originally Posted by Doom Zero

dnecsed [S]
Jack pulls Prospit's moon out of the battlefield, attaches it back to Prospit and sews the Battlefield back together, along with extinguishing the fire that plagues it as well as bringing every soldier back to life.
John fafs about.
Dave's Bro repairs a meteor and sends it back into space, Dave descends from his gate and flies back up to the antenna tower.
Bro also pulls his sword out of the Beat Mesa and fights Jack with it, but Jack is scared and flies away.
Rose creates her first gate.
Jade fafs about.

Originally Posted by wafflepan

Gamzee is a miracle doctor.

The kids have fantastical machines that break down weapons into everyday household items, the imps they fight becoming less and less powerful as each one of them leaves the game to return home.

Originally Posted by Crispiness

Terezi, as the Seer of Mind, makes decisions first and then thinks about how they could have gone differently right after.

Originally Posted by Qmark

Meanwhile, Andrew Hussie uses his Nostradamus-like powers of prediction to write recaps for things that haven't happened yet.

Originally Posted by Doom Zero

Oh, and John pulls ectobabies off meteors that fly out of defence portals.
Bec is absorbs all of the energy in the ectobiology lab he is in, and then dissolves into a pile of goo.
Jade's robot is repaired while Jade pulls John from the Battlefield back up to his room on skaia.
The White Queen returns to a clean and perfect Prospit that Jackspers Noirlecrow had recently extinguished and repaired.
(And then I accidentally right-clicked on the flash and clicked "Rewind" instead of re-checkmarking "Play". Yeah, I think I'm done describing the flash in reverse, anyway.)

Originally Posted by Karp

After Kanaya reattaches Eridan's legs and torso with her chainsaw, he later returns the favor by using his wwhite science wwand to repair the gaping hole in her gut and regenerates the matriorb.

avatar by the unflappable Nimz!

02-23-2012, 05:01 PM #2450

killerlamb

Rogue of Life

Re: JakexDirk OTP

I should work on homework but that takes concentration and I don't feel like it blurg

All the Dave up in this shit, all of it.

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KL's Unsubstantiated Ass Pull IDE's

Roughly 3 years will pass before the original kids meet the new kids - Confirmed
SB&HJ the Moive is anti-Crocker propoganda - Confirmed
Post Scratch Rose is a world famous author of wizard novels - Confirmed
Meenah was the root cause of the A1 session's failure - Plausible*
A1 Jack Noir will make an appearance
UU's juju is the bunny - the bunny is the light to Cal's dark
uu is LE, and UU is good to LE's evil* might as well be Confirmed
Dani's the coolest Super Confirmed

*Ok I'm calling this one plausible because while it was technically totally busted, she was the one who made them all be ghosts by totally killing everyone and herself so I was on to something - like, if I had just been vaguer in my wording. dammit, lamb, remember, always use the vaguest wording possible
* For proof, nearly a month before the reveal of Calliope

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