JakexDirk OTP

[Daniel990]

I would also like to hear them.
Pickup lines are always hilarious.

bE, why didn't you PM me yet, you're awesome and you can't not be on the list.

[Githe]

I didn't understand this pickup line, can you please explain it?

It was not also a cheesy pickup line. (formated: If I pun(x) will you pun(y)) It was an expression of shared knowledge, a reference to the kind of things media would expect a nerd to find entertaining (IE dash differentiation) Your response, were we continuing unironically, (or on some nether plane of irony) would be to acknowledge my reference to trivia, and swoon.

I would like to hear some ironic nerd pickup lines, please.

yes. yes please.

define you = Array;
define me = Stack;
If (you[x]=me) me.pop();



I've spent much too long on this lascivious display. I must resurface for updates. *tips hat*

[P_equals_NP]

yes. yes please.

uhh.... you guys are kinda putting me on the spot here. I only have awful ones based on theoretical computer science in Are you-Because format.

"Are you P-complete? Because I'd like to get with you in at worst Polynomial time. "

"Are we even now? Because I'd like to make a Eulerian circuit over all the edges of your body "

"Are you a tautology? Because I'd like to fill up your truth tables "

"Are you girls mutually exclusive? Because I'd like to circularly have you gals deadlocked to hold and wait my resources without preemption. "

[manoô]

Guys,, quick! What time is it in EST right now?

[Mraof]

It was not also a cheesy pickup line. (formated: If I pun(x) will you pun(y)) It was an expression of shared knowledge, a reference to the kind of things media would expect a nerd to find entertaining (IE dash differentiation) Your response, were we continuing unironically, (or on some nether plane of irony) would be to acknowledge my reference to trivia, and swoon.




define you = Array;
define me = Stack;
If (you[x]=me) me.pop();



I've spent much too long on this post. I must resurface for updates. *tips hat*

What language is this? at first I thought python, but typing that into the python console gives me incorrect syntax

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

Dammit, I know nothing about computer shit except for HTML.

That's like the one science I don't know.

Guys,, quick! What time is it in EST right now?

5:22

[Holly]

I think it's at 6pm Central time or 7pm EST, at Tavia Morra's livestream here. I can't remember whether it's just a rehearsal, or a thing for the people who can't go to the actual shows, but yeah, it's gonna be awesome.

btw if you see azureweasel in the chatbox, that's me. XD

Oh no this is a pawful time for me. 3: I must go to bed now.
Darn you body, I thought you had learned to function without sleep by now???

I look forward to more nerdy pick up lined when I wake up. Preferably biology, because I actually understand those.

[Daysi]

Guys,, quick! What time is it in EST right now?

5:25pm. Livestream is supposed to start in an hour and a half, I'm pretty sure.

[Daniel990]

Everyone knows what en and em dashes are, anyone who doesn't must be stutid.
That last one, however, is really cryptic.

[P_equals_NP]

What language is this? at first I thought python, but typing that into the python console gives me incorrect syntax

I don't think it's a real language, I think it's just pseudo code peartaking usage of well known data structures.

Effectively it's saying "I'd like to pop you on to my stack "

[OrangeAipom]

What dreams does Mr. Noir have?

[mysteriousOutsider]

define you = Array;
define me = Stack;
If (you[x]=me) me.pop();

[Daniel990]

PM ME PM ME PM ME.
DON'T YOU WANT TO WIN THE GAME?

[Githe]

What language is this? at first I thought python, but typing that into the python console gives me incorrect syntax

It's not a specific language. In plain english: If I insert into your Array, will you pop my Stack?

I couldn't quite translate it with perfect fidelity, not knowing what languages folks are familiar with.

P=nP's are pretty good. ... Those I understood.

Everyone knows what en and em dashes are, anyone who doesn't must be stutid.
That last one, however, is really cryptic.

Everyone can read pseudocode, anyone who can't must be stutid. ^.^

[manoô]

Thanks, Ace and Daysi! Almost 10 p.m. here, and I travel tommorow! I think I might not be able to watch the liverstream, (

[P_equals_NP]

PM ME PM ME PM ME.
DON'T YOU WANT TO WIN THE GAME?

im kind of awful at casual pm conversation.

It's not a specific language. In plain english: If I insert into your Array, will you pop my Stack?

I couldn't quite translate it with perfect fidelity, not knowing what languages folks are familiar with.

P=nP's are pretty good. ... Those I understood.

The last one is playing off the fact that the 4 conditions for deadlock are mutual exclusion, hold and wait, circular wait, and no peare-emption. I wanted to shoe horn in some deadlock resolution innuendo as well but mannnn.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

Really bad pickup lines:

Are you my corresponding antiparticle? Because I'm attracted to you
Your velocity must exceed 11.2 km/s because you sent me into orbit

[Daniel990]

im kind of awful at casual pm conversation.

Well, I'll PM with something stupid and you'll PM me back.
ALSO, MIRIAM, YOU'RE THE BEST, YOU HAVE TO PM ME TOO.

[bloodyEmissary]

Well, I'll PM with something stupid and you'll PM me back.
ALSO, MIRIAM, YOU'RE THE BEST, YOU HAVE TO PM ME TOO.

shhhhhhhh
it's a secret

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

shhhhhhhh
it's a secret

I'm calling you Miriam forever now.

[knottedOdyssey]

Really bad pickup lines:

Are you my corresponding antiparticle? Because I'm attracted to you
Your velocity must exceed 11.2 km/s because you sent me into orbit

this
this pleases me

[Mraof]

Well, I'll PM with something stupid and you'll PM me back.
ALSO, MIRIAM, YOU'RE THE BEST, YOU HAVE TO PM ME TOO.

MIRIAM? hmm

[bloodyEmissary]

I'm calling you Miriam forever now.

That isn't what I was referring to, actually
but that's a secret too

[Wade Wilson]

DANI WHAT GAME ARE YOU REFERRING TO?

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

That isn't what I was referring to, actually
but that's a secret too

I'm sorry to hear that, Miriam. I guess I've just exposed your big secret!

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