Jigglypuff is Not A Pokemon, But Waldo Is

[Pokeapache]

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I'll take suggestions for name titles too. I'm so used to having simple names like Hatchling and Meow as titles but I can't think of a good one right now. Right now the current one is referencing a game of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

That being said.

I have two adventures that currently need to be updated more often but right now I need a reason to update them. This will be my present for doing it, I'll get to draw more of QT PIE over here.

Yeah, and maybe some small CATCHABLE CREATURES.

HELLO THERE

You're just standing around like a spunky badass when suddenly a voice assaults your head.

It's not the first time this has happened, but it's unnerving at the least.

AND WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF--

You interrupt the voice to remind them that you've lived on this planet for over a decade and you know what you're doing.

UH OKAY BUT IF YOU COULD KINDLY TELL ME ONE THING... WHAT IS YOUR GENDER.

No one ever asks your name first. But seeing as suddenly all you can see is:

You guess you'll have to answer them with a reply that's a bit less snarky.

SORRY, CAN YOU TELL ME YOUR NAME TOO?

So demanding. In your RIGHT EYE, the only thing you can see is:

It's a bit hard to FOCUS, with your left eye flashing through a GIF image and your right eye staring at a KEYPAD, but you suppose you can do that too.

~> Enter Gender and Name:

[98714123340]

Gender: Yes
Name: Alex

[P_equals_NP]

Gender: Maybe
Name: Waldo

seriously you are pretty sure wearing those clothes without being waldo is A CRIME OF THE MOUSE FOUL DEGREE

[BoisseauMR]

Gender: Probably
Name: Jigglypuff

And catch a Jigglypuff named Waldo.

[Pokeapache]

Gender: Probably
Name: Jigglypuff

And catch a Jigglypuff named Waldo.

You decide to mess with the voice in your head screwing up your vision.


ERR: NAME MUST BE 7 LETTERS OR LESS

You sigh and roll your eyes.

You still have an overwhelming urge to give a snarky reply to the gender, but you think that at least for now you should settle on a specific choice, unless you want the annoying GIF in your left eye's vision for a while.

Gender: Maybe
Name: Waldo

seriously you are pretty sure wearing those clothes without being waldo is A CRIME OF THE MOUSE FOUL DEGREE

Gender: Yes
Name: Alex

However, it seems like a good idea to mess with the voice in your head.

Your actual name is ALEX, but you decide to go with "Waldo" for now, because you're wearing the iconic Waldo shirt.

You are ACUTELY aware that this is MOUSE DEFINITELY A CRIME. You're like to believe your a bit of a DAREDEVIL.

YOUR NAME IS WALDO? Y/N

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That being said, I'm totally okay with keeping this character's gender androgynous, and each and every reply so far has made me laugh. I love you guys already

I can't help but wonder if the mouse pun has any reference to my other adventure... I'll just pretend it does and giggle to myself.

[Kíeros]

> '/'

[Solaris]

W to the H to the Y

Now that this silly interlude has ended, let's go beat up some animals!

[Alien]

YES ! Gender : No. (mitosis)

[greenMachine]

>M(aybe)

Just kidding.
>Y(es)!

The title is absolutely perfect as it is, in my opinion. For some reason the title sort of reminds me of "NOBODY HERE FIGHTS ALIENS. HOWEVER, I DO!" It must just be the overall structure of the title, combined with its contradictory/false nature.

[Snowyowl]

Name: Waldo.

Gender: Refuse to acknowledge the absurd GIF in your left eye.

[BoisseauMR]

>Y

However, you are blind in your left eye from the persistent flashing.

[Yamtaggler]

>Sure, Waldo's fine.

[ferd1991]

Sex - (Let's have a little fun with this Gender thing) Female

Story - Introduce PROFESSOR OAK PROFESSOR SPRUCE

[Whimbrel]

Just leave the gender flashing in your left eye and change it and your pronouns to fit whatever mood you find yourself in from moment to moment

also >Y

YOU ARE WALDO

[Pokeapache]

W to the H to the Y

Now that this silly interlude has ended, let's go beat up some animals!

Y/N?
Y, you answer.



You would totally love to go punch some PACK RATS, but WILD ANIMALS are DANGEROUS. You first need to ACQUIRE your own ANIMAL to fight before you can even think of venturing out into TALL GRASS.

>Y

However, you are blind in your left eye from the persistent flashing.

Name: Waldo.

Gender: Refuse to acknowledge the absurd GIF in your left eye.

PLEASE DECIDE YOUR GENDER.

Sex - (Let's have a little fun with this Gender thing) Female

Story - Introduce PROFESSOR OAK PROFESSOR SPRUCE

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Actually, not to ruin things too much, this is going to be a lot more similar to an offshoot of a Pokemon Black Nuzlocke run, mostly because I really want to run through a nuzlocke on my black but I tend to get bored.

Fiiiiiiine, let's just say I'm a FEMALE. Whatever. You really hate the obnoxious voice in your head controlling the FLASHING GIFs.

However, by refusing to acknowledge the GIF in your eye at first, you have lost vision in your LEFT EYE. You briefly imagine wearing an eyepatch.

YOU ARE WALDO

YOU ARE WALDO, A YOUNG WOMAN.

Today, a certain young lady and two of her friends are about to get their first WILD ANIMAL.

You are not that young lady.

Seems like SOMEONE is about to get a package. What will you do?

[L33o]

>Hide in the nearest bush and attack the mailman.

[TobiasMoon]

Pounce apon the unsuspecting mailman (okay, not really unsuspecting, you always do this) and claim that which is rightfully yours!

[Yamtaggler]

>Take the package, obviously. You are someone, after all!

[Pokeapache]

>Hide in the nearest bush and attack the mailman.

The nearest bushes are on the opposite side of the road. You would TOTALLY be seen.

Pounce apon the unsuspecting mailman (okay, not really unsuspecting, you always do this) and claim that which is rightfully yours!

You would love to do that, but you have no WEAPON in your INVENTORY. You don't think confronting the mailman head on is a good idea.

[shinyjiggly]

>Waldo: walk into a random crowd and snicker when nobody can find you, even in broad daylight.

[Kíeros]

> Surreptitiously turn the little flag thing to the up position.

[ferd1991]

> Surreptitiously turn the little flag thing to the up position.

Great plan. BEST PLAN

[Whimbrel]

> Surreptitiously turn the little flag thing to the up position.

I think you're on to something here!

[BoisseauMR]

I think you're on to something here!

Use flag thingy to murder mailman.

[Curris]

Enter home via backdoor. When the delivery man leaves the package, open the front door and take receipt of it.