ORIGINSTUCK [Engage HIATUS-MODE!]

[PersonPerson]

Eat that shirt over there.

[Naristar]

Go dump out that apple juice!

[Seanorib]

> Keith: Go dump out apple juice.



That stuff was nasty anyway.

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> Keith: Eat that shirt over there.



Will you stop that!! Someone is trying to pester you!!

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> Keith: Answer:



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-- confectioneryChoreographer [CC] began pestering clockworkApocalypse [CA] at 14:09 --
CC: Wake up, buttercup!
CC: Rise and shine! :D
CC: ...
CC: Hello?
-- clockworkApocalypse [CA] is an idle chum! --
CC: Hey!
CC: I know that you're there!
CC: Stop stuffing your face with that shrt and answer me!
CA: how do you know that im eating my shirt
CA: furthermore who are you
CC: I'm a friend!
CC: One who's going to help you!
CA: okay what do i need help with
CC: Well, I already helped wake you up! So there's that.
CC: And there's something SUUUPER important you're supposed to do today!
CC: And that's what I'm supposed to help you with!
CA: what do you mean today
CA: wait what is today
CC: The fourteenth?
CA: oh shit
CA: i gotta go
-- clockworkApocalypse [CA] ceased pestering confectioneryChoreographer [CC] at 14:11 --

[PersonPerson]

Remember to save the shirt for later. You might wanna snack on it.

[Naristar]

>>_

[dakman42]

Keith: Remember what ever it is you have to do

[Seanorib]

> Keith: Remember whatever it is you have to do.



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--clockworkApocalypse [CA] began pestering extrapulatedRadiance [ER] at 14:14 --

CA: hey am i going over there or are you coming here
ER: Is this the source of your delay? Your indecisiveness?
CA: so im going over there then thats cool too i guess
ER: I am telling you. You are coming over here.
CA: dammit just let me get ready
ER: All right. Make sure you don't forget to bring the goods!
CA: I got the goods bro
CA: just give me like 15 minutes and ill be over there
ER: Fine. See you then.
CA: wait just one last thing!!!
ER: Yes?
CA: did you get those disks I sent you
ER: If you mean the soaked AND sticky envelopes with an imitation SBURB logo on them, then yes.
CA: okay cool, everythings set up.
CA: oh, and you don't have to be such an asswipe all the time
ER: Since when am I an asswipe?
ER: And since when do we have time for these shenanigans?
CA: since you never do anything besides look at your lame posters
ER: Like yours are any better.
CA: are you kidding me, gundam is the SHIT
ER: Giant robots with machine guns are nowhere near as good as giant robots with drills. I am as sure of this as I am that this 'fan-game' of yours will suck.
CA: bro, OM and I got this source code from the best place
ER: And where would that be?
CA: sorry, that is
CA: classified
ER: All right, whatever.
CA: see you later
ER: Later, broseph.
--clockworkApocalypse [CA] ceased pestering extrapulatedRadiance [ER]--

Looks like he's all set up on his end. Now just to get everything and drive over.

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> Keith: Remember to save the shirt for later. You might wanna snack on it.



You pick up the shirt using your ALGEBRA FETCH MODUS. That shirt looks SO delectable right now, you just don't even know.

[Recyth]

Author - Explain Fetch Modus while Keith devours the GameBro magazine. That thing is a travesty to Gaming Journalism and everyone knows it but is too cool and ironic to admit it.

[Naristar]

climb your dresser like kingkong climbs the empire state building

[Seanorib]

>Keith: Explain Fetch Modus while devouring the GameBro magazine.




The ALGEBRA FETCH MODUS is an… interesting way to pick up your items. When you CAPCHTALOGUE an item, it randomly generates an algebra problem to solve. This can be switched off, but then it generates harder problems based on the size or value of the item. It’s problematic, especially in the rare occurrence that the PROBLEM IS ALREADY SOLVED. In which case, it cannot remain in your sylladex.

This is most certainly why you never pick up your GAME BRO magazine.

[Seanorib]

PROBABLY GOING TO BE ON HIATUS FOR A WHILE, LET'S SEE

Keep the suggestions coming, though.

[PersonPerson]

Eat the magazine already!

[kenpachi]

America!! Ok I have a awesome request! Pizza with a battle axe slaying a mighty beast! Try to incorporate that into in man! (Guess who I am) :P

[Seanorib]

Okay, I'll do something... Similar.

[Siya]

> Hold the GameBro inside the captchacard long enough to read the captcha code on the back and write it down with the intention of writing a complaint letter to whatever company made this fetch modus.

[Seanorib]

> Keith: Eat the magazine already!



No. It's made of 100% asbestos. Asbestos, if you didn't know, is only slightly more dangerous than a shirt.

"The symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of forty-four point six years, so if you're thirty or older, you're laughing. Worst case scenario, you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator and it makes a happy face." - Johnny Depp

You just KNOW that Johnny Depp said that.

Asbestos is a funny word.

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> Keith: Hold the GameBro inside the captchacard long enough to read the captcha code on the back and write it down with the intention of writing a complaint letter to whatever company made this fetch modus.



You have a better idea.

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> Keith: Set function to randomize.



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There. Now you can hold onto this poisonous literature.

[Siya]

> You are a brilliant man, Keith. Congratulate yourself.

[Naristar]

you have triumphed now do a victory dance!!

[PersonPerson]

This^

[Seanorib]

> You are a brilliant man, Keith. Congratulate yourself.



You go to do that with a PAT ON THE BACK, but after a brief struggle, realize that it is physically impossible!!

Perhaps you can have a left-over slice of pizza instead.

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> Keith: Victory dance!



Because dancing after picking up a magazine is a totally acceptable and rational course of action.

[Siya]

> Allocate needle-nose pliers to your strife specibus.

[PersonPerson]

Try to find your nose.

[Naristar]

Now eat the pizza!!
(( I love the dance!!))

[Seanorib]

> Keith: Allocate needle-nose pliers to your strife specibus.



That sounds like a lot of work, so instead of just the pliers, you are going to use the entire MODEL KIT.

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Now if anything needs repaired or something, you can do it easily. And now you can whack things with a wrench too, you guess.

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> Keith: Now eat the pizza!!



The left-over pizza is over in the living room. You'll have to leave your room before you can eat it.

[Siya]

>Proceed to pizza!