-- obsidianManipulator [OM] began pestering extrapulatedRadiance [ER] at 16:16 --
OM: bro sup
ER: Oh, hey.
OM: i open the pakeg u got me
OM: the pendent
OM: its ku i guess
OM: i mean
ER: What package?
ER: I didn't send you anything.
OM: i like the sprit but... wait what
OM: te brown one on my dresser
ER: I didn't send you the package.
OM told me to open it at like 6 something
OM what do u mean what its in your hand wrighting
ER: I wouldn't send you a package, bro.
ER: I would just walk over to your house.
ER: And shove whatever it is in your face.
OM but the suf... wait right so where did i get the pakege
OM or from howm
OM ya whom
OM from whom?
ER: Probably from your Nanna, who spoils you so much.
OM i just mention one thing is cool
OM and blam i got it
OM even if i dont like it as much as other shit
OM i should call her later
ER: Even so, it is a bit overkill for a simple gift.
OM but the neklas isnt that much
OM what ever
OM im done feeling guilty
OM so this game
OM what is it
OM like a comp thing
ER: You mean, you haven't opened it.
ER: You are the one who boasted about making it with CA.
ER: And those disks he sent me?
OM ya but that doenst mean i like did a lot of it
ER: Those are completely unreadable.
OM like u know
OM the trees and the foest and what
OM un readabal?
ER: So you need to send me the files directly.
-- obsidianManipulator [OM] sent untitled-1.txt --
ER: Okay, now I'll be able to work with these.
ER: Wait, why is it a .txt file?
OM: a .txt file?
ER: It is just a bunch of text.
ER: And is basically incomprehensible gibberish.
OM: dude i dont know what the fuck is going on
OM: like code shit?
ER: Okay, I'll just convert it myself then.
OM: umm ok if that works
OM: what ever
OM: like i got the game
OM: under my youtube file
OM: with all my other shit
ER: Then send THAT one instead.
ER: It's not really rocket science.
-- obsidianManipulator [OM] sent untitled-1.exe --
OM: ok sent
ER: Okay, now just to wait for a certain somebody to get his ass over here.
ER: See you later, man.
OM: kk bye
-- obsidianManipulator [OM] ceased pestering extrapulatedRadiance [ER] at 16:19 --
Re: ORIGINSTUCK [Punching loyal readers in the face]
> Dakoda: Name another sword Jack, and bask in the nerdiness.
OH MY GOD THAT IS THE MOST PERFECT IDEA EVER
But you don’t have another sword. You will have to embark on a perilous journey to find one. Maybe you could use a butter knife? But upstairs is your father, and you don’t exactly want to engage in any sort of confon…
Okay, so there's this really familiar guy. People thinks he's all sharp and whatnot, and seem to enjoy his insight on whatever there may be that he knows about. He's standing there, being all aloof, or maybe just kinda contemplating something. A familiar guy like this is sure to have a nice name, but he can't tell you right now, because he's busy being totally spacey as shit.
One would assume this guy would have a name that would remind them of home, but with a sense of obscurity. Should you guess his name correctly, he might just give you a pat on the back, or an odd look, pondering why on Earth you would be stalking him.
Re: ORIGINSTUCK [Playing the not-so namey game again]
> Enter name.
How did you not see this coming.
You know your name. It isn't Jerkface. But you don't have anything against oranges. Or any other innocent citrus fruit for that matter.
Okay, your first name is Keith… but Keith what?
Something cool… like maybe Keanu Reeves.
> Keith: Introduce yourself.
Your name is Keith Reeves, and today is a day of NO CONSEQUENCE. Sure, it's Valentine's Day, but you have no plans whatsoever. You have been occupying your time by building MODEL KITS of your favorite GIANT FIGHTING ROBOTS, or by living by the ADVENTURER'S CODE, which is something you totally didn't make up just now. It involves going fast, and breaking lots of things, while still looking relaxed. Yeah. You are SO good at breaking things, you just don't even know. But not your car. It is far too precious for anything to happen to it.
You were supposed to do something, but you CAN'T REMEMBER what it could've possibly been. In the meantime, what will you do?